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"He's a haircut and a forehand." - Ivan Lendl

"what would you call this haircut?" arthur." - George Harrison

"A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut." - Wes Smith

"Never ask a barber if you need a haircut." - Warren Buffett

"You're only has good as your last haircut." - Susan Lee

"Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut." - Jerry Coleman

"Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?" - Henny Youngman

"You're only as good as your last haircut." - Fran Lebowitz

"The worse the haircut, the better the man." - John Green

"Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic!" - Rachel Stevens

"I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky." - Chandler Riggs

"If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion" - Dennis Miller

"The key to the Lochte haircut is being fresh and looking up-to-date." - Ryan Lochte

"I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut." - David James

"It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do." - David Cook

"A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make." - Paul Washer

"I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side." - Raven

"You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut." - Randy Orton

"You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut." - Jeff Foxworthy

"If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut." - Paul Merson

"With some films you can sort of slide in, get a haircut and you're in." - Cillian Murphy

"I've pretty much always had the same haircut my entire life." - Asa Butterfield

"You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut." - Warren Buffett

"I think Princess Diana probably had the most famous haircut, or Farrah Fawcett or Jennifer Aniston." - Dorothy Hamill

"Bob Dylan's not a hype and a haircut: he's the real thing." - Benmont Tench

"I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had." - Jamie Lee Curtis

"When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time." - Sammy Davis Jr

"I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut." - David James Elliott

"I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet." - Matthew Gray Gubler

"Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!" - Davy Jones

"One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut." - Evelyn Lauder

"I don't think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics." - Al Jourgensen

"When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time." - Sammy Davis, Jr.

"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P G Wodehouse

"I would pale in comparison to rock and rollers with my haircut. I would be a lightweight." - Bart Chilton

"..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head." - Garrison Keillor

"You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh." - Pauly D

"When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you." - Daniel Handler

"At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift." - Nathan Followill

"You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut." - Jeff Foxworthy

"I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference." - Lena Dunham

"I love that about the Beatles, that the music is still going on more than the haircut, you know." - Ringo Starr

"Tom McCarthy said to me, 'Buddy, you got an Oscar nomination through that haircut! That's the real feat, man.'" - Mark Ruffalo

"It's totally true: Ariel, Christopher Owens, me, and Courtney Love, all in Saint Laurent ads, all with the same haircut." - Zachary Cole Smith

"What we offer is good enough. It's like my haircut: It ain't pretty, but it's good enough." - Scott Mcnealy

"Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again." - Evan Dando

"I've etched out who I am through myriad haircut attempts, outfit attempts, beauty attempts, diet attempts. It's been an evolution." - Jamie Lee Curtis

"To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month." - Henry Rollins

"While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut." - David Letterman

"The true test of a man's style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how their hair is styled, whether it's trendy or not. A man can change his haircut many times, but to pull off any haircut, you have to be very chic. Like Brad Pitt." - Carine Roitfeld

"You will be getting a haircut, won't you?" Halt ran his hand through his hair. It was getting a little long, he thought. I'll give it a trim," he said, his hand dropping unconciously to the hilt of his saxe knife. This time, Pauline did look up. You'll get a haircut," she said. Her gaze was steady and unwavering. I'll get a haircut," he agreed meekly." - John Flanagan

"Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave." - Samuel Hoffenstein

"When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid" - Mark Feehily

"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear." - David Feherty

"Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor" - Garrison Keillor

"If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your hair cut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut." - Jennifer Lawrence

"It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that." - Malcolm Mclaren

"My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." - Anthony Jeselnik

"With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena." - Dwayne Johnson

"My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut." - Alexander Ovechkin

"Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut." - Michael Che

"When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore." - Cassandra Peterson

"I was a complete mod and had to wear mod clothes and have a Beatle haircut, and I tried to talk in a Liverpool accent." - Cassandra Peterson

"Where as you go into playing something like Ulysses [on Black Panther], you go - I'm going to have this haircut and this cloth, you draw from different stimulus." - Andy Serkis

"Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head." - Garrison Keillor

"Babies haven't any hair: Old men's heads are just as bare; From the cradle to the grave Lies a haircut and a shave." - Samuel Goodman Hoffenstein

"Good morning Hank. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: 'My older brother really needs a haircut!' Well, Hank, I've got one thing to say to that. Never!" - John Green

"Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She'd won the Olympics in 1976. She was America's sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut." - Kristi Yamaguchi

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." - Sam Ewing

"I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am." - Marc Forgione

"Man, I have so many names that everybody calls me something different. Some people call me Drew, some people call me Mayer, some people call me Haircut." - Mayer Hawthorne

"I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut." - Chyler Leigh

"Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJs with the same haircut." - Diplo

"I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be." - Rod Stewart

"I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!" - R L Stine

"Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that?" - Win Butler

"I still miss the days when a haircut was just a haircut. It was only your mates you had to face. Now there's a whole industry centred around people analysing your 'look'. I just cannot understand how anyone could get so worked up by... hair." - Alex Turner

"I've said for quite a long time I'd like him to have a different haircut. I quite like my hair being short. You know, we've been away two years, let's f*** around with his outfit, let's f*** around with his haircut, let's do something different." - Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!" - Ed Robertson

"I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a picture of my foot on the front page of a national newspaper is a bit exceptional." - David Beckham

"John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet the Press" interview for a total cost of $1,000. That's $1,000 for a haircut, which sounds like a lot, but have you seen the size of Kerry's head." - Jay Leno

"No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative." "No offense taken," John said mildly." - Meg Cabot

"Index of Development: The degree of a country's development is measured by the ratio of the price of an automobile to that of the cost of a haircut. The lower the ratio, the higher the degree of development." - Samuel Devons

"I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and their headshot and their agent, their IMDB profile or whatever." - Nick Offerman

"What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut." - John Cena

"To be honest, I felt more myself with that haircut. I felt bold, and it felt empowering because it was my choice. It felt sexy too. Maybe it was the bare neck, but for some reason I felt super-, supersexy." - Emma Watson

"Have it compose a poem - a poem about a haircut! But lofty, noble, tragic, timeless, full of love, treachery, retribution, quiet heroism in the face of certain doom! Six lines, cleverly rhymed, and every word beginning with the letter s!" - Stanislaw Lem

"Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh- Simon!" "No, I'm Jace," he said patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense." - Cassandra Clare

"People you knew when you were teenagers, the ones who saw your stupidest haircut and the most embarrassing things you've done in your life, and they still cared about you after all that: they're not replaceable, you know?" - Tana French

"My music is like the perfect haircut-a Friday-night cut! It makes you feel like wanting to put on some nice clothes to go out and have a good time." - Anthony Hamilton

"He needed a haircut - especially at the nape of the neck - the worst way, as only a small boy with an almost full-grown head and a reed-like neck can need one." - J D Salinger

"Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy..." - Emo Philips

"He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he"d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with no more idea of being turned down." - Hunter S Thompson

"He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he'd walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with no more idea of being turned down." - Hunter S Thompson

"In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times." - Idris Elba

"North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un reportedly has had 15 of his top officials executed. So the lesson here is when Kim Jong Un comes to work with a new haircut, you tell him, 'Looking good, Un.'" - Conan O'Brien

"It's definitely longer than the buzz cut you see most of the time in the federal government. I would pale in comparison to rock and rollers with my haircut. I would be a lightweight." - Bart Chilton

"With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent." - Jamie Lee Curtis

"In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh, you've got to get a different haircut and move to the suburbs and act, like, 35.'" - Julian Casablancas

"If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how each man coordinates the details: the brand and cut of the jeans, the design of belts and boots, the haircut, the number and size of earrings." - Lance Loud

"I always said punk was an attitude. It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that." - Malcolm Mclaren

"So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that?" - Tom Brady

"Everyone wants to pretend like they sprang out of the ground with an Animal Collective record in their hands and a David Bowie haircut, and that's just not the case. You discover these things gradually." - Patrick Stump

"For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts." - Hannibal Buress

"I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that." - Elizabeth Moss

"For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and fresh and tight. I actually go to the barbershop every five days. As soon as your haircut is on point, you have to make sure your outfit is fully ironed, you smell good, and you have clean sneakers on. Pretty much the head-to-toe look." - Vinny Guadagnino

"I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that." - Elisabeth Moss

"Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes." - Anthony Jeselnik

"The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has all too much a professional air." - Mary Mccarthy

"The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on proper dress and grooming, their careful observance of all the rules, their precious concern for status symbols, their strict legality, their pious patriotism... the haircut becomes the test of virtue in a world where Satan deceives and rules by appearances." - Hugh Nibley

"People say to me, 'Do you dye your hair?' and I say, 'Well, does f**king Siouxsie Sioux? Does Bowie?'. Of course I'm going to have a decent haircut. It's one of the first things I learnt to do - get a few songs together and get your hairstyle right." - Johnny Marr

"The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them." - David Letterman

"We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy." - Tina Fey

"There simply is nothing else like it. And, as a test of physical and mental endurance it has no equal. Other sports may be as intense, as pressurized, as hard for short periods: But the Tour does on day after day after day. It's the only race in the world where you have to get a haircut halfway through." - Chris Boardman

"Since you (US "drug tsar" McCaffrey) control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year to $19.2 billion this year, is asking people like you if we should continue with our nation's current drug policy like a person asking a barber if one needs a haircut?" - James P. Gray

"Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age? Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother." - Ronald Reagan

"I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me - from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign - please send the bills to me. ... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions." - Rachel Lambert Mellon

"I like making sure that I've got a decent haircut, my beard's a decent length. I trim it once a week and that's all I need to do. Also, shoes polished. Just put yourself together properly. It's about self-respect, but it's also about having a bit of respect for the people you're interacting with on a daily basis." - Patrick Grant

"He was still dazed, and though she hated to admit it, he was actually rather attractive. If a girl happened to like that square-jaw, bright-blue-eyes, devilish-dimples kind of thing. Although he was in desperate need of a haircut and a good shave." - Marissa Meyer

"Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war. The objective is to win the Premiershp. I don't want to dominate, to finish without defeat, record points or goals or consecutive wins. The Premiership is so difficult you cannot be focused on that. I just think about winning." - Jose Mourinho

"Wow I can't belive I won, This is awesome, Don't trip and fall, I'm gonna get to thank the fans, This is so cool, Oh kany'e west is here, Cool haircut, What are ya doing there... Ouch... I guess I'm not gonna get to thank the fans" - Taylor Swift

"...So in his own way Guy Clinch confronted the central question of his time, a question you saw being asked and answered everywhere you looked, in every headline and haircut: if, at any moment, nothing might matter, then who said that nothing didn't matter already?" - Martin Amis

"No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it." - Abraham Verghese

"You know just because you don't like the way it sounds when I say it or you don't like my haircut or you don't like that I'm gay, it does not mean that what we say is not true. If you squint a little bit, it is true I do sometimes look like a dude, and I am definitely gay." - Rachel Maddow

"In the late 60's to the early 70's, I was caught between the hippie and the skinhead movement. I had my hair cut so I didn't look like a straight at a hippie event, and I didn't look like a hippie at a skinhead event. It was a good haircut." - Dave Wakeling

"A SWAT team surrounded my house and came in every door. But it happened because on the day that we split up, Madonna developed a concern that if she were to return to the house, she would get a very severe haircut." - Sean Penn

"Great actors are so easy to direct. It's like they're big 747s that you just have to move left and right, and I don't really need to direct. I need to put them in the right costume, with the right haircut, in the right location, and with the right actor to act with." - Louis Leterrier

"We now have a generation of people who in many cases feel that if they become chefs, they'll get a TV show. They have a signature haircut, a year into the business, or a branding arrangement with a shoe company. I don't really relate to that. I guess this is the world we live in now." - Anthony Bourdain

"I did what I could to keep up the ruse. I was travelling quite a bit, so any opportunity I could, I would travel through Atlanta and stay a day or so. I'd make sure I was 'seen' in some of Atlanta's restaurants. And I dyed my hair the whole time, every two weeks, to keep the haircut." - Michael Cudlitz

"I feel like my career has always been a series of collisions and accidents. Being in the right place at the right time. Having the right haircut. It's so mad to think that it happened in the way that it happened." - Boy George

"I knew at the time my haircut was pretty damn god-awful, so I was just hoping that I wasn't one of the joke ones. And they put me through to Hollywood and I thought, "Well okay, maybe I'm still one of the joke ones but at least I'm not terrible?"" - David Cook

"When I was young I had this blonde haircut that was shaved on one side with a rat tail and tram lines in it, but I don't really regret that. It was really elaborate but I was 12 and it looked cool. It was like what people in Iceland do." - Kemp Muhl

"Tall-over six feet-and one of the thinnest men I've ever seen. He must be about fifty now and his hair was almost white when I knew him. Usually needs a haircut, ragged brindle mustache, bites his fingernails. I pushed the dog away to reach for my drink." - Dashiell Hammett

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight." - Bruce Robinson

"When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you could always hear me coming and this really ugly princess skirt and blouse with the top button closed. I had a boy haircut, a baby face covered with pimples, and a really big nose." - Marina Abramovic

"I don't like to spend a lot of money on haircuts: I'll sometimes grow my hair and get an acting job and get them to cut it for free. I think for a lady, though, it's okay to spend a lot on a haircut." - Paul Dano

"I used to work at this store called Music Plus in San Clemente, California, when I was growing up, and then they became Blockbuster Music, and, like, you had to get a haircut to work there, and at the time I had some pretty long hair. So after that policy was imposed, I knew that was going to be my last summer working there." - Jorge Garcia

"Every actor has an obsession with their hair. You can see it on set, and you start to realize it's completely silly. I can be very obsessed by my hair, but all these hours spent trying to style it are useless, because ultimately, you can't change your haircut. It's all the same." - Louis Garrel

"If you're a baby about the media, as I was, you can't imagine what it's like when the great approval machine shines its beam on you, when every time you cross the street someone comes out of a manhole to talk about your haircut." - Ali Macgraw

"After leaving school, I travelled around Europe for about six months. In Denmark, I thought that was my chance to get an amazing haircut, so I went to what I thought was a great hairdresser. It turned out to be the car wash of hairdressers, and I walked out sporting yet another pudding bowl, but this time with a stripe bleached down the centre." - Becki Newton

"Growing up, I had a terrible pudding-bowl haircut. I used to cut it myself, and I'd sew my own clothing, too. I looked a little strange compared to the other kids. But the thing was, I felt I looked amazing, so what other people thought never bothered me." - Becki Newton

"Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop for groceries, get a haircut, do one's work; get on with the business of one's life. That's the hope, anyway." - David Rakoff

"I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change." - Greg Behrendt

"It was a huge shock. I've never had hair that short in my life! I think the rest of the cast and crew were mourning my haircut more than I was! But after a while, I felt liberated, I learned to embrace it." - Camilla Belle

"When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still came out looking like I was shot out of a cannon and I had just gotten out of bed." - Kelly Cutrone

"My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it." - Chili Davis

"I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk." - Miranda Hart

"The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has an all too professional air." - Mary Mccarthy



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