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"It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun, I love changing up my hair." - Kate Bosworth

"My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on." - Jennifer Aniston

"It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair." - Kate Bosworth

"Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors." - Corey Ford

"hopes dance best on bald men's hair" - E E Cummings

"Hair growing out every hole in me." - Frank Zappa

"The ungrown glories of his beamy hair." - Joseph Addison

"You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair." - Taylor Swift

"When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird." - Nicky Hilton

"In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian" - Sugar Ray Leonard

"Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it." - Harold Ramis

"I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin." - Katie Mcgrath

"San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it." - Dave Matthews

"I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny." - Taylor Swift

"In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian." - Sugar Ray Leonard

"When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird." - Nicky Hilton

"Funny is funny is funny." - Bob Newhart

"The funny thing is, people only know me for having straight hair for work, but I live in Atlanta where it's hot and humid in the summertime. So when I'm home, I wear my hair natural. My hair is naturally curly; I don't have a relaxer." - Keshia Knight Pulliam

"Funny is funny." - Don Rickles

"We lose our hair, our teeth! Our bloom, our ideals." - Samuel Beckett

"Surrender one hair, and you'll end up beardless." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair" - Paula Cole

"I only grow hair in places that men like." - Lea Thompson

"It's like one of those scenes from a feel-good Hollywood movie. Where everybody is happy and nobody's hair fizzes in the wind. Where it doesn't rain, your shoes stay comfortable all day, and everybody's jokes are funny." - Randa Abdel-Fattah

"Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating." - Melissa Mccarthy

"Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny." - Judd Nelson

"The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see you, and you can still deliver the same great product." - Elizabeth Gillies

"I remember people saying: 'You look funny, your hair is so black, you have a flat nose,' but I didn't think of it being racism, and I still don't. But there was a sense of difference, of being an outsider." - Sadie Jones

"The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair." - Keeley Hawes

"I really don't care about the response to my hair this is just how my hair is. I don't take care of it, or comb it, or put anything in it, or style it or anything. When people comment on it, it is funny to me that it draws such attention. It makes me realize how insignificant that sort of thing is." - Steve Nash

"I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful." - Taylor Swift

"You know it's them books what make you talk funny." - Lauren Myracle

"It's funny because it's funny." - David Spade

"Her hair is bound with myrtle leaves, (Green leaves upon her golden hair!) Green grasses through the yellow sheaves Of Autumn corn are not more fair." - Oscar Wilde

"I was a strange child. I was the kid with funny hair listening to dodgy music [...] I'd come in with my hoodie and skate-shoes, with purple hair under the hood. I got away with it because I spent all my time in the art room, so they figured I was 'artistic'. I was that kind of kid, listening to Green Day and the Deftones and all that kind of thing." - Katie Mcgrath

"I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older." - Kay Panabaker

"For deadly fear can time outgo, and blanch at once the hair." - Walter Scott

"Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare; And beauty draws us with a single hair." - Alexander Pope

"Golden hair, like sunlight streaming On the marble of her shoulder." - John Godfrey Saxe

"An harmless flaming meteor shone for hair, And fell adown his shoulders with losse care." - Abraham Cowley

"I was astounded, my hair stood on end, and my voice stuck in my throat." - Virgil

"With prudes for proctors, dowagers for deans, And sweet girl-graduates in their golden hair." - Alfred Tennyson

"Beautiful spirit, with thy hair of light and dazzling eyes of glory!" - Lord Byron

"Though time has touched it in his flight, And changed the auburn hair to white." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Make false hair, and thatch your poor thin roofs with burthens of the dead." - William Shakespeare

"While I plan, and plan, my hair Is gray before I know it." - Alfred Tennyson

"Gracious heavens! he cries out, leaping up and catching hold of his hair, what's this? Print!" - Charles Dickens

"He bristles with hair, like a sea-urchin or a hunted boar." - Horace

"And when obedient nature, knows his will, A fly, a grapestone, or a hair can kill." - Matthew Prior

"For whom do you bind your hair, plain in your neatness?" - Horace

"Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard!" - Conchita Wurst

"There would be no hair growing business today had I not started it." - Madam C. J. Walker

"A stray hair, by its continued irritation, may give more annoyance than a smart blow." - James Russell Lowell

"The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor." - Will Rogers

"Who touches a hair of yon gray head Dies like a dog! March on!' he said." - John Greenleaf Whittier

"What [Time] hath scanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit." - William Shakespeare

"Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair." - Ted Turner

"When rewriting, move quickly. It's a little like cutting your own hair." - Robert Stone

"Tease hair, not homos!" - James St James

"Red hair stigmatizes you." - David Caruso

"White hair often covers the head, but the heart that holds it is ever young." - Honore De Balzac

"I want to love, but my hair smells of war and running and running." - Warsan Shire

"Carol Leifer is funny, really funny." - Chris Rock

"Not funny ha ha, funny weird" - Dean Koontz

"Everybody funny, now you funny too." - George Thorogood

"I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It's funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson." - Nick Offerman

"What's so funny?" Bella mumbled. "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again. "I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed. "S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear." Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped." - Stephenie Meyer

"For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality." - Madonna Ciccone

"It's funny to see my friends going through that middle-age thing about losing their hair. I went through it in college. They all say, "Oh my God, I'm getting old. I'm never getting laid again." Shut up. Yes, you are." - Kenny Chesney

"It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings. Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose." - L Frank Baum

"It's funny, honestly, by rights, with a lot of the stuff that's happened to me I should be running down the street with my hair on fire, but instead I want to shape things, and I want to shake things up. There's nothing wrong with being an agitator." - Rose Mcgowan

"Your hair looks funny," Lief said, as soon as the Ugloids left. "It stands straight up!" No," said Nick, intensely irritated, "It's hanging straight down." Lief just gave him an upside-down shrug. "Up is down in China and you're part-Chinese." - Neal Shusterman

"It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah sweater and a red hat, and it's one of my favorite looks, even still." - Dawn Olivieri

"What we want most is to be held...and told..that everything (everything is a funny thing, is baby milk and papa's eyes, is roaring logs on a cold morning, is hoot owls and the boy who makes you cry after school, is mama's long hair, is being afraid and twisted faces on the bedroom wall)...is going to be alright." - Truman Capote

"I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I've used that as I've got older. It's controlling: I decide what part of my personality you're seeing. I don't want you to look at me, I really don't. I don't want you to comment on my clothes, my hair or the way I look." - Catherine Tate

"The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It's my son's favorite candy. The sketch was my other son's idea. It's a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair. It's pretty funny." - Prince Fielder

"I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look." - Ryan Seacrest

"I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin." - Scott Wolf

"Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore." - Bernard Manning

"There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off." - Douglas Coupland

"A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk." - Cynthia Heimel

"Comedy is rarely funny." - Dov Davidoff

"Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate." - Greg Walloch

"Foreigners are funny" - Charles Hamilton

"Cancer is always funny." - Jim Gaffigan

"Violence is not funny." - William Friedkin

"I'm not very funny!" - Kimbra

"If possible, be funny." - Blake Bailey

"I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'" - Tracy Morgan

"Hollywood's just not funny." - Chris Rock

"I'm really funny now." - Wanda Sykes

"Funny is an attitude." - Flip Wilson

"Kids are funny." - Mark Waters

"He knew that hair couldn't feel; he kissed her hair." - Leonard Cohen

"Hair is about when you're younger. I am my hair." - Lady Gaga

"And our dreams, with what frivolity we have pared them like toenails, clipped them like ends of split hair." - Denise Levertov

"If you hair is done properly and you're wearing good shoes, you can get anyway with anything." - Iris Apfel

"People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I do' know, I'm never there." - Dolly Parton

"It is sheer folly to tear the hair in grief as if sorrow could be cured by baldness." - Cicero

"An angel face! its sunny wealth of hair, In radiant ripples, bathed the graceful throat And dimpled shoulders." - Frances Sargent Osgood

"It is folly to tear one's hair in sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness." - Cicero

"Her hair In ringlets rather dark than fair, Does down her ivory bosom roll, And hiding half adorns the whole." - Matthew Prior

"Dear, dead women, with such hair, too - what's become of all the gold Used to hang and brush their bosoms?" - Robert Browning

"She knows her man, and when you rant and swear, Can draw you to her with a single hair." - John Dryden

"Candy Crowley's hair is PERFECT!!" - Andy Cohen

"Hair has always been important." - Diana Ross

"My hair is my identity." - Ethan Zohn

"My hair is so unmanageable." - Justin Timberlake

"My hair is my protection." - Jessica White

"Nobody likes my hair blonde!" - Marissa Jaret Winokur

"Gray hair is God's graffiti." - Bill Cosby

"Blown hair is sweet, brown hair over the mouth blown, Lilac and brown hair." - T S Eliot

"Then with Lucy [Hale], her little thing that I kind of learned from her is her country music because she's obsessed with country and at the beginning, I wasn't a huge fan of it, but I was listening to some songs that she plays in the hair and makeup room and she's also so funny, too. She does these character impersonations and they're just so funny. Made up characters of course, but she can switch into someone else so fast. I'm always laughing at Lucy and she's like a little Polly Pocket, you know? The tiny one." - Shay Mitchell

"Then with Lucy [Hale], her little thing that I kind of learned from her is her country music because she's obsessed with country and at the beginning, I was' a huge fan of it, but I was listening to some songs that she plays in the hair and makeup room and she's also so funny, too. She does these character impersonations and they"re just so funny. Made up characters of course, but she can switch into someone else so fast. I'm always laughing at Lucy and she's like a little Polly Pocket, you know? The tiny one." - Shay Mitchell

"I have one funny story - because we knew we don't have fangs. But I remember I told Billy (Tangradi) "Dude, where's your fangs?", and he was flipping out because then he would have to run back to the hair and make-up trailer, they would be like "You don't have fangs." and then he'd run back and I'm like, "Dude, where's your fangs," It was great. A little easy." - Kellan Lutz

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?" - Joe Pesci

"I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself." - Shaquille O'Neal

"I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny." - Lucille Ball

"A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny." - Ed Wynn

"Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels." - James Corden

"It's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny." - Jane Levy

"If I think something's funny, I think it's funny." - Ray Liotta

"I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer." - Brad Williams

"Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny." - Joan Rivers

"I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters." - Michael Patrick King

"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time." - Cloris Leachman

"Some people say funny things, but I say things funny." - Don Rickles

"If you try to be funny, you're not being funny." - John Gordon Sinclair

"If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny." - Alan King

"very funny my sarcastic friend" - Cassandra Clare

"Funny women are honest women." - Elizabeth Meriwether

"People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing." - Jennifer Lee

"Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays." - Edgar Bergen

"Baptists are only funny underwater." - Neil Simon

"Mental illness is not funny." - Philip K Dick

"Sometimes the future isn't funny." - Kerry Jackson

"Everybody's funny in different ways." - Colin Quinn

"I have a funny name." - Pia Zadora

"Let's make some funny pictures." - Tex Avery

"Naked dudes are inherently funny." - Adam Devine

"It's a funny old world." - Margaret Thatcher

"I'm just not very funny." - Ira Glass

"Funny is when you're serious." - Harvey Korman

"Chris Guest movies are funny." - Michael Keaton

"The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny." - Matt Groening

"I'm good at being funny." - Tom Stoppard

"Alec Baldwin is so funny." - Ryan Lochte

"Megan Fox is so funny." - Leslie Mann

"Posturing is funny to me." - Casey Wilson



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