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Guard Dogs Quotes


"Abstraction and luxury are the guard dogs of the upper class." - Jeff Koons

"It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs." - Stephenie Meyer

"I like dogs. Dogs don't judge people." - Peter James

"Dogs eat. Cats dine." - Ann Taylor

"It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs." - Jon Stewart

"I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing." - Enya

"I've grown up with dogs and love dogs." - Stephanie Zimbalist

"Experts are just trained dogs." - Albert Einstein

"My favorite animals are dogs." - Jane Goodall

"Dogs are miracles with paws." - Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

"I'm always on my guard now." - Kevin Pietersen

"Dogs are fine in the field." - George Herbert

"Dogs are a habit, I think." - Elizabeth Bowen

"They're not dogs [poodles], they're art." - Rachael Leigh Cook

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Anonymous

"Dogs are obsessed with being happy." - James Thurber

"Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-" - Sinclair Lewis

"You cannot teach old dogs new tricks." - Joseph Chamberlain

"Dogs do have feelings, I gather." - Kevin Kline

"I wish all men were like dogs." - Halle Berry

"I'm an ambassador for Medical Detection dogs." - Lesley Nicol

"Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs." - Joseph Stalin

"Dogs have a lot of love." - Steven Tyler

"One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs." - Terry Kay

"Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47." - Shaquille O'Neal

"I'd never been a prison guard before or anything." - Lynndie England

"Ye diners-out from whom we guard our spoons." - Thomas B. Macaulay

"I didn't see myself as any advance guard, or feminist." - Ida Lupino

"Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity." - Abu Bakr

"To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness." - Arthur Herzog

"The British are coming, the British are coming! Mr. President! We need the National Guard! We need as many men as you can spare because we are killing the Patriots! So call the dogs off! Send the National Guard, please! They need emergency help! Please! Help!" - Shannon Sharpe

"Love's Pestilence, and her slow dogs of war." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Dogs bark at a person whom they do not know." - Heraclitus

"Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it." - William Shakespeare

"Ideologies, like dogs, remain just outside the hermits door." - Sylvain Tesson

"Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning." - Dave Barry

"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?" - Janeane Garofalo

"Democracy is a very admirable form of government - for dogs" - Edgar Allan Poe

"In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs." - Darynda Jones

"Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody." - Janeane Garofalo

"Naturally animals are very special to me, especially dogs." - Benjamin Stone

"Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." - William Shakespeare

"Children are for people who can't have dogs." - Anonymous

"The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on." - Proverbs

"America does not like people being not nice to dogs." - Rob Jamescollier

"Dogs have their day but cats have 365." - Lilian Jackson Braun

"I'm a lover of fairs and corn dogs." - Bruce Rauner

"I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish." - Bradley Cooper

"When dogs fulfill their roles they are ecstatically happy." - Robert Crais

"I used to love dogs until I discovered cats." - Nafisa Joseph

"Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot." - Konrad Lorenz

"One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd." - Greg Louganis

"My dogs are more important than my family." - Mickey Rourke

"Dogs are forever in the push up postion." - Mitch Hedberg

"The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all." - John Grogan

"Loving dogs is a question of anthropomorphism. We become attached to dogs because of the feelings we project on them." - Pierre Berge

"I'm a point guard, I've always been a point guard, I've played point guard all my life. Personally, I feel the best point guards make other players look better and create their own shot. I fit in that category." - Chauncey Billups

"and when he catches me off guard and says 'i love you' i catch him off guard and say 'i need your help." - David Levithan

"I know how to play my guard spot, ... He can worry about the low post." - Kobe Bryant

"Guard your good mood." - Meryl Streep

"You've got to guard against speaking more clearly than you think." - Howard H. Baker, Jr.

"Attachments stir the soul, ignite the emotions. Guard what moves you, reserving that for the truth." - Suhaib Webb

"Faithfully guard your reputation." - Victor Rothschild, 3rd Baron Rothschild

"A point guard is judged by wins and losses. I think I'm doing a good job." - Deron Williams

"I feel like I'm the best point guard in the league." - Deron Williams

"I'll just go guard some villagers or something. Even if they're not in danger." - Gabrielle

"I tend to lean toward female leads who have their guard up, their spikes out." - Victoria Schwab

"Each progressive spirit is opposed by a thousand mediocre minds appointed to guard the past." - Maurice Maeterlinck

"You've got to guard against speaking more clearly than you think." - Howard Baker

"The Revolutionary Guard controls almost everything in Iran, and this is hurting the people." - Reza Aslan

"When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly." - Sappho

"I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me." - Paul Walker

"Golden retrievers are not bred to be guard dogs, and considering the size of their hearts and their irrepressible joy in life, they are less likely to bite than to bark, less likely to bark than to lick a hand in greeting. In spite of their size, they think they are lap dogs, and in spite of being dogs, they think they are also human, and nearly every human they meet is judged to have the potential to be a boon companion who might, at many moment, cry, "Let's go!" and lead them on a great adventure." - Dean Koontz

"For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured." - Ignatius Of Antioch

"Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat." - Doug Coupland

"I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness." - Thomas McGuane

"They say dogs ignore their reflections in mirrors because they can't smell them. Dogs, unlike people, are not fooled by what they see." - Theodore Sturgeon

"I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though." - Arthur Bradford

"I am never going to write about dogs again. You can write about Islam, you can write about sexuality, but no, not dogs." - Paul Bloom

"Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does." - Edna St Vincent Millay

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

"I would never rob your cradles to feed the dogs of war" - Huey Long

"Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live..." - Martin Luther

"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile." - Richard A. Clarke

"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards." - Diogenes of Sinope

"Unable to love each other, the English turn naturally to dogs" - J. R. Ackerley

"Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine." - J. R. Ackerley

"Dogs don't make mistakes." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"Never beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans." - Paolo Bacigalupi

"Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs." - Mitch Albom

"And that is why I hate dogs." " . . . woof." -Sebastian and Ceiel" - Yana Toboso

"I have several Scottish Terriers. I find them to be the most wonderful dogs." - Frederick Lenz

"Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring." - Angela Kinsey

"My dogs have been my most loyal friends and constant companions." - Cesar Millan

"I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish." - Phyllis Diller

"I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs" - Daryl Hannah

"It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive." - Paul Newman

"Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never." - Mason Cooley

"People wouldn't have become who we are today if we hadn't coevolved with dogs." - Temple Grandin

"Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs." - William J Clinton

"Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame." - Cynthia Heimel

"God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature." - Mechthild of Magdeburg

"Warren Beatty was one hell of a lover - but we fought like stray dogs" - Leslie Caron

"I started selling corn dogs, ended up in the music industry. That's how it all started." - Ryan Tedder

"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." - Mike Sorrentino

"Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun." - Noel Coward

"No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it." - Courtney Love

"Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons." - Dave Barry

"Dogs have a lot to communicate to a person willing to listen." - Susan Butcher

"Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder." - Dean Koontz

"Atheists are like wild feral dogs wih no master. But Christians are like loving dogs with a giving and loving master. Domesticated dogs will love you always, but Feral wild dogs HAVE to be put down. they are a danger to us all." - Roger Bacon

"Dogs smoke in France." - Ozzy Osbourne

"Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame." - Bob Newhart

"My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities." - Eric Idle

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cowardly dogs bark loudest." - John Webster

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras

"I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them." - Roger Caras

"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." - Johnny Depp

"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell." - Emily Dickinson

"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare." - Charles Dance

"I am surrounded by my family, my beloved grandchildren, and my pack of dogs." - Christine Feehan

"Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes." - Jerry Oconnell

"There is something about street dogs, about rescues; they have this knowing sense about them." - Hayden Panettiere

"Happens to everybody. Horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive." - Irving Ravetch

"Let sleeping dogs lie." - Robert Walpole

"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can." - Kim Cattrall

"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards." - Diogenes

"I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza." - Art Donovan

"Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals." - Gad Elmaleh

"My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it." - Will Estes

"Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat." - Robert Graves

"I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored." - John Berger

"The sense of smell in all dogs is their primary doorway to the world around them." - Robert Crais

"People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people." - Cesar Millan

"I like dogs, I just don't choose to spend time with them." - Taron Egerton

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

"I love dogs." - David Schwimmer

"Let lying dogs sleep is something I always say in reference to the Smiths." - Steven Patrick Morrissey

"I also derive a great deal of pleasure from horses and dogs... the ocean... and love." - William Shatner

"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it." - Rodney Dangerfield

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." - Aldous Huxley

"We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person." - Pamela Stephenson

"I know of dude-bands who've brought big, crazy dogs on tour. Everybody loves their animal." - Marnie Stern

"I always wanted that house where everybody wants to go, full of energy, dogs, music, fun." - Rob Lowe

"I love my dogs." - Serena Williams

"My feet are dogs." - Rudolf Nureyev



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