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"I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play." - Charles Barkley

"I"d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who ca' play." - Charles Barkley

"I would be so scared if I was a gay guy...you'll, like, die of AIDS." - Paris Hilton

"She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too." - Darynda Jones

"I am not gay. I am, as far as I know, heterosexual. I've never been with a guy." - Bruce Jenner

"You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice." - Maureen Johnson

"There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people." - Norm Macdonald

"I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship." - Dov Davidoff

"I don't think there is a guy that played more gay characters than I have done in my life." - Antonio Banderas

"I'm a gay black guy. If I can't ask questions without caring what people think of me, who can?" - Don Lemon

"Why do Republicans hate gay marriage so much? They certainly don't hate gay prostitutes." - Margaret Cho

"I think that there is a lot of power in a gay guy having a really (hopefully) successful music career while just being completely openly gay and honest and happy." - Troye Sivan

"By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy." - Jason Bateman

"A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?" - Chad Michael Murray

"This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"" - Judy Tenuta

"The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men-an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy." - Steve Harvey

"I've known straight and gay people all my life. I can't tell the difference... But I'd never marry a guy I didn't like." - Willie Nelson

"Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck." - Drew Carey

"Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife." - Conan O'Brien

"No self-respecting gay guy would have ever made some of the hair and clothing choices I am still trying to live down." - David Copperfield

"I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time." - Jai Rodriguez

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." - David Letterman

"A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?'" - Chad Michael Murray

"I'm not a leading guy." - Steve Zahn

"I am a normal guy." - Vagit Alekperov

"I'm an old-fashioned guy." - Demian Bichir

"I consider myself a pretty rounded guy. I've done pretty elite things in business, sport and academics and all of a sudden I woke up one morning and I'm a 'big, black, British, gay guy'. That was frustrating at times" - John Amaechi

"I work out with alot of gay guys at the gym. I do, because my only goal is to get into gay shape. Now, you know what I'm talking about. Gay men are the most ripped kind of... listen... I don't know how strong you have to be to blow a guy, but I'm guessin', there is some muscle involved." - Alonzo Bodden

"I'm a straight guy and I date women, but I get on really well with gay guys. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. The weirdest thing for me is when straight guys get really freaked out by gay guys. It's almost like they're insecure in their own sexuality. For me, I can be in a room full of gay men and have fun." - Olly Murs

"It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play." - Charles Barkley

"Trust me, I'm a really nice guy." - Bob Probert

"I'm a happy-go-lucky guy." - Dontrelle Willis

"I'm a win-at-all-costs guy." - Ben Roethlisberger

"I'm the depresso guy on holidays." - Josh Groban

"I'm a plain soap kind of guy." - Alan Greenspan

"I'm not a Hollywood party guy." - Jason Bateman

"A penny for the Old Guy" - T S Eliot

"I've never been a big gore guy." - Jon Bernthal

"Let's just say I'm a physical guy." - Jon Bernthal

"I'm a big root beer guy." - Dylan O'Brien

"I'm actually a very moral guy." - Hugh Hefner

"I am a very shy, introverted guy." - Dave Pelzer

"I'm enamored of any person, a young person, a lesbian, straight, gay guy who wants to go over and kill bad guys for me and my family. That blows me away." - Bill O'Reilly

"I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later." - Zach Braff

"I wasn't dating anyone. I was hyper-focused on acting. So I didn't bring a guy to the prom. I was the lone gay person as far as I knew." - Randy Harrison

"Lots have said since what the film Maurice meant to gay men. I had a guy in New York who recognized me and jumped off a bus to tell me how I changed his life. Isn't that something?" - James Ivory

"When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work." - Guy Branum

"I guess the contortionists are cool right, very impressive, they're doing stuff we can't do. But for me, once you see the gay guy bend over and fuck himself, I'm done!" - Kathy Griffin

"I grew up in a family where many of our close friends were gay couples. As well as that, every man goes through a period of thinking they're attracted to another guy." - Jake Gyllenhaal

"I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective." - Mike Birbiglia

"If people think I am gay, yeah, hey that doesn't bother me. Not at all. What would people think? To me I am such a heterosexual guy. It doesn't even, I don't even think about it." - Jason Priestley

"People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot." - Keanu Reeves

"One of my best friends growing up was gay. It's never been an issue for me. I think there was a time in my life, probably in college, that I wished every guy was gay because it meant more woman for me! I don't know what everyone's problem with it is, I wish everyone was gay! That's always the way I thought about it. I have no issue with it. If I have to suffer through marriage why shouldn't they?" - Donald Trump, Jr.

"A Pakistan businessman is claiming that John Walker Lindh is gay and that he was his lover. Say what you will about Lindh, but when this guy goes to play for the other team - he goes all the way ... So Lindh may be both a terrorist and a gay man. That may be John Ashcroft's worst nightmare." - Jay Leno

"I had to smile when stories emerged questioning whether I was gay. Obviously I knew I wasn't but people were curiously desperate to suggest I was ... when you know a gay guy has a crush on you, it's the most flattering thing." - Daniel Radcliffe

"My mom used to give me messages like this: Ummmmmmm...Scott called...IS HE THE GAY??!! Well, God, mom, I don't know if he's the gay...that's a lot of pressure on just one guy. He has to do the parade all by himself! 'I'm here! I'm queer!...I guess I'm the only one.'" - Margaret Cho

"I grew up in one of the most socially conservative neighborhoods in Ohio, and my parents were traditional Catholics. But in her old age, my mother got her home health care from a guy who was gay, who was wonderful to her. Before she died, she rode a float in the Cincinnati Gay Pride Parade." - Gail Collins

"My mom's brother was gay, and he actually passed away from AIDS when I was 13. He was quite a character, but he also worked at the electrical plant, so he was this complicated guy with a big laugh who would wear a trucker hat and do impressions. He was gay, but to me, Uncle Alan was just the funniest person in the world." - Casey Wilson

"[Barack Obama] was running for Senate and he's saying, I'm not for gay marriage because I'm a Christian. Jump off a bridge! I mean what the hell are you talking about? You know, I mean, what's he doing now? He's evolving. Evolving? Well, evolve for Christ's sake! And this is a guy - the whole gay community, and the whole environmental community and all these other people said, he's our guy." - Bill Ayers

"Feeling so gay, feeling so gay." - David Bowie

"Respect gay couples but no gay adoptions." - Mike Huckabee

"I've gone from a two-pitch guy to a four-pitch guy." - Tim Lincecum

"Buddy Guy finally got a break and made it. And Buddy Guy deserves it." - Luther Allison

"My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there. What impresses me in a gay guy? A warm smile, stubble, easy to talk to, thoughtful tattoos, kind eyes, wit, positivity, wanderlust, ambition, and a cute ass." - Tyler Oakley

"I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then you visit him eight years later and he's wearing polyester pants, he's four foot eight, you think he's gay, and you're like, 'Are you the guy I was afraid of?" - Jon Stewart

"Homophobia is gay." - Frank Iero

"Form'd by thy converse, happily steer From grave to gay, from lively to severe." - Alexander Pope

"All will be gay when noontide wakes anew The buttercups, the little children's dower." - Robert Browning

"Nature strips her garment gay, And wears the vesture of decay." - John Logan

"Gay as a daffodil." - Freddie Mercury

"Most priests are gay." - Madonna Ciccone

"Being gay is immutable." - Andrew Solomon

"I'm Israeli and gay." - Gideon Raff

"I am not gay." - Roberto Cavalli

"I'm not gay." - Matthew Morrison

"No, I'm not gay." - Eric Stonestreet

"Someone sent an email to Reverend Joanna Watson [an American missionary] saying that I'm gay, and she sent it to all the anti-gay pastors in Uganda. One of them said, "We're going to take care of this guy." When I was confronted by them I didn't know what they were going to do, but they decided to pray over me. They said they were going to cure me. That didn't work, of course." - Roger Ross Williams

"I'm a UFC fighter, a macho-type sport. I am a heterosexual guy in a tough macho sport, which is exactly the reason I feel a duty to say I support gay marriage and gay rights. I have nothing to gain personally from supporting this issue, and that's the point. Society as a whole is better when there is equality, and I want to live in a country where everyone has the same rights because we all benefit from that" - Rashad Evans

"I share with a lot of people who have seen The Green film at gay film festivals when you are the only gay guy on the block, you feel this responsibility to be this ambassador. You spend a lot of time making sure that other people feel comfortable with you. The perception that we project on that community, that gets in the way of a clear line of communication." - Paul Marcarelli

"As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it." - Wanda Sykes

"Consultant: an ordinary guy more than 50 miles from home." - Eric Sevareid

"I know I'm the guy others will lean on." - Tim Duncan

"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping." - Lisa Lampanelli

"Thelonius Monk was not exactly 'the guy next door'." - Dexter Gordon

"I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie" - Thomas Muster

"I tend to have a lot of guy friends." - Bella Thorne

"Yeah, I've made some mistakes. Every guy makes mistakes." - Jeff Gordon

"I was always the smallest guy on the field." - Brian Roberts

"I'm a simple guy. There's nothing fancy about my life." - Carlos Delgado

"I've always been a guy who likes big games." - Roy Oswalt

"It's fun to be the guy everybody looks to." - Cole Hamels

"I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy." - Joe Buck

"I'm not much of a party guy anymore." - Jason Bateman

"The chief of staff says I'm the guy." - Dwight D Eisenhower

"As an OCD guy, I find change difficult." - Tim Howard

"I'm a Hawaiian shirt guy. I've made that life decision." - Chris O'Dowd

"I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats." - Paris Hilton

"Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy." - Laura Schlessinger

"I am not the most eloquent guy in the world." - Dave Pelzer

"I hesitate to get into the gutter with this guy." - Chet Huntley

"He certainly seems like the perfect guy but none of that matters if he's not the perfect guy for you." - Lauren Weisberger

"Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." - Sarah Palin

"The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius." - Julius Big Julie Weintraub

"I'm not the kind of guy to talk about angels: I'm a very pragmatic kind of guy." - Chris Isaak

"I was a gay kid in high school in the late '90s, and I was in theater club. I was never a thespian. I was much more of a lighting guy or a backstage guy. Because I wanted to do something easy for the rest of my life, I thought, "Maybe I'll go and apply to colleges that specialize in theater set design. I'll do that. That's what I want to do." With theater, really, I'd be around the gays." - James Pearse Connelly

"I am not gay. I never have been gay." - Larry Craig

"The sorrowful dislike the gay, and the gay the sorrowful." - Horace

"She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf." - Maureen Johnson

"Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice." - John Fugelsang

"I'm for gay marriage, because I'm for gay divorce." - Melissa Etheridge

"What is life, when wanting love? Night without a morning; Love's the cloudless summer sun, Nature gay adorning." - Robert Burns

"I'm gay. I know things." - P C Cast

"Autumn Into earth's lap does throw Brown apples gay in a game of play, As the equinoctials blow." - Dinah Craik

"Horror itself in that fair scene looks gay, And joy springs up e'en in the midst of fear." - Torquato Tasso

"O, unhappy state of kings! it is well the robe of majesty is gay, or who would put it on?" - Hannah More

"There can be no fairer ambition than to excel in talk; to be affable, gay, ready, clear, and welcome." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else." - Margaret Cho

"The Gay Science, section 108" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Everybody in Berlin is gay!" - Tracey Ullman

"Gay rights are human rights." - Hillary Clinton

"I'm not against gay people." - Manny Pacquiao

"I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate." - Louis Tomlinson

"I am a gay American." - James Mcgreevey

"I'm not unsympathetic. But do you like me? Because this being gay business doesn't mean you can just throw yourself at any guy and it'll be fine because he's not a girl. There are still people you like and people you don't." - Cassandra Clare

"I'm so sick of the words 'gay' and 'lesbian'. They're just people... One day I want my son to come home from school and be like, 'I found this guy, and I love him.' And I'm gonna be like, 'Yes, you do, and that's ok.'" - Josh Hutcherson

"I'm not unsympathetic. But do you like me? Because this being gay business does' mean you can just throw yourself at any guy and it"ll be fine because he's not a girl. There are still people you like and people you do'." - Cassandra Clare

"I stop and think what they call 'punk rock' today...give me a break! Let me know when they can walk in the vapor trail of Little Richard, which was punk. You've got a gay black guy with a pompadour singing about tutti frutti with your white girl? F-k you!" - Ted Nugent

"The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never going to date anyone, so now just thinking, "all right, settle down and have a child" seems ridiculous to me." - Guy Branum

"There are words that I wouldn't say because they hurt people's feelings. I just happen to be a white guy who writes for a lot of black comedians but if I wrote for a lot of gay comedians there might be stuff I would say then." - Neal Brennan

"I love the word faggot, because it describes my kind of guy! You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry ass through the underground railroad! We went to the prom with you!" - Margaret Cho

"I think the moral majority and religious right have been shrinking and having not quite as loud a voice in America, and all of a sudden people are coming to their own realizations going, 'Joe down the street is gay and he's a great guy." - Jason Priestley

"Sometimes we are outright rude when we interact with people. We meet a gay guy or a couple living together, and we think we have the obligation and right to warn them what God thinks about their sexuality on our first meeting. As if their sex life is the first thing on God's agenda.It's not.Love is. Grace is. Mercy is. Jesus is." - Judah Smith

"They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!" - Lea Delaria

"I was 'gay-bashed' when I was in school even though, you know, I'm not... I'm a straight guy that just happens to be what I do. So, it's easily relatable to me. It was awful. It's a hard time in a kid's life." - Grant Gustin

"When I was 16, I knew I was gay. I loved a lot. But I lived as a straight guy, because there are people in my town who don't understand my story. I never told. I never wanted to show what was inside my heart." - Domenico Dolce

"One of the greatest tools you have as a songwriter is anonymity. If someone knows too much about the songwriter, they don't get to insert their own characters. I don't want the audience thinking about the gay guy who wrote the song." - Shane Mcanally

"Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?" - John Fugelsang

"I think the moral majority and religious right have been shrinking and having not quite as loud a voice in America, and all of a sudden people are coming to their own realizations going, 'Joe down the street is gay and he's a great guy.'" - Jason Priestley

"The novel space is a pure space. I'm nobody once I go into that room. I'm not gay, I'm not bald, I'm not Irish. I'm not anybody. I'm nobody. I'm the guy telling the story, and the only person that matters is the person reading that story, the target. It's to get that person to feel what I'm trying to dramatize." - Colm Toibin

"I've always been surprised when a straight guy likes me. It's just been like my whole life has been kinda like that. I definitely felt like when I started writing music, it wasn't writing for a gay audience at all. I was just writing for me. But what I say whenever I get this question is my best friends have always been gay, I've always been, as a person, just accepted by the gay community, and celebrated and had the best nights of my life at gay clubs. Always had a fashion sense usually with drag and I don't know. That's just kind of my people. That's just kind of where I fit in." - Allie X

"Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want to have over for pot-roast. And George Bush is that guy. He does that well. You'd like to have him over for pot-roast. He reminds you of yourself. Okay. Well, now he's been over, he's had the pot-roast. But he's getting drunk and now he's talking about stem cells and Terri Schiavo and gay marriage. And now he's the guest that won't leave." - Bill Maher

"Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy ? and Bush was the perfect guy ? who they'd want to have over for pot-roast. And George Bush is that guy. He does that well. You'd like to have him over for pot-roast. He reminds you of yourself. Okay. Well, now he's been over, he's had the pot-roast. But he's getting drunk and now he's talking about stem cells and Terri Schiavo and gay marriage. And now he's the guest that won't leave." - Bill Maher

"I'll be quite frank with you - I didn't know about Hunger Games - so when I'm telling kids and they say, 'Who are you playing?' and I say Cinna, they go, 'Oh you're playing the gay guy.' That was an actual answer. I've never brought that up yet. That's how they perceived it. So I thought about it, and I read the book and I don't see that he is or isn't [gay]. He's a designer, he's a stylist, he has gold eyeliner-that doesn't mean anything either way." - Lenny Kravitz

"I"ll be quite frank with you - I did' know about Hunger Games - so when I'm telling kids and they say, "Who are you playing?" and I say Cinna, they go, "Oh you're playing the gay guy." That was an actual answer. I"ve never brought that up yet. That's how they perceived it. So I thought about it, and I read the book and I do' see that he is or is' [gay]. He's a designer, he's a stylist, he has gold eyeliner-that does' mean anything either way." - Lenny Kravitz

"I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s." - D L Hughley

"You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beats the guy with 130 IQ." - Warren Buffett

"Rule number three: Best friends always think you deserve the best guy even if the best guy barely knows you exist." - Candace Bushnell

"You're never going to find a guy who's exactly like you-first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room...." - Rainbow Rowell

"If the other guy is getting better, then you'd better be getting better faster than the other guy is getting better... or you're getting worse." - Tom Peters

"I have no problem with people seeing me as the nice guy. I hope they don't see me as just the nice guy." - John Krasinski



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