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Gas Stations Quotes


"Life is not a tour of gas stations." - Tim O'Reilly

"When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel." - Laurel Lea

"Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations." - John Dillinger

"Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You do' want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations." - Tim O'Reilly

"Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations." - Tim O'Reilly

"The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped" - John Warren Kindt

"Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed." - Jay Leno

"I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations." - Ron Ziegler

"On the radio I listen to the easy-listening stations, the jazz stations." - Patti Page

"All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners." - Jay Leno

"It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?" - Dizzy Dean

"At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something." - Joshua Greenberg

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months." - Bill Tammeus

"Stations and airports are rehearsals for separations by death." - Anais Nin

"Eat more beans to produce more gas." - Evgeni Kostitsyn

"Scooby snack. Jurassic. Plastic. Gas. Booby Trap" - Ghostface Killah

"I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man do I have fun!" - S E Hinton

"You don't necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they're poets. I don't call myself a poet, because I don't like the word. I'm a trapeze artist." - Bob Dylan

"Every new discovery in science brings with it a host of new problems, just as the invention of the automobile brought with it gas stations, roads, garages, mechanics, and a thousand other subsidiary details." - Banesh Hoffmann

"Long-haul trucking. Just roaming the country, alone, with audiobooks and podcasts, sleeping in the back of the cab, showering at gas stations at 4 a.m., minimal human contact. That's living the dream." - Mat Johnson

"I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations." - Alyson Hannigan

"Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. You have to pay attention to money, but it shouldn't be about the money." - Tim Oreilly

"The only road to the highest stations in this country is that of the law." - William Jones

"High stations, tumult, but not bliss, create; None think the great unhappy, but the great." - Edward Young

"The little stations are very proud because the expresses have to pass them by." - Karl Kraus

"The [Democratic] party is a bank. It collects money and gives it to TV stations." - Jim Hightower

"Radio stinks. The stations are making a lot of money, but they just aren't taking chances." - Irving Azoff

"I've managed stations." - Pat Robertson

"All UK nuclear power stations should be shut down without delay." - James Buchan

"Church wealth are moving into everything-gas stations, banks, television stations, supermarket chains, hotels, steel mills, resort areas, farms, wine factories, warehouses, bottling works, printing plants, schools, theaters-everything you could conceivably think of that has nothing to do with religion, they are moving into big. They're even coming in as stockholders in the big oil companies, and the Bank of America is almost entirely owned by the Catholic Church." - Madalyn Murray O'Hair

"Natural gas is not a bridge - it's a gangplank." - Michael Brune

"Mix the the gas with the lean, call that gasoline" - Soulja Boy

"Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas" - Andy Townsend

"Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay." - Anthony Burgess

"I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)" - James Patterson

"The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong" - Rick Riordan

"Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container." - Nathan Myhrvold

"Please say this gas bill is just an estimate" - Adolf Hitler

"Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas." - Rick Riordan

"There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber." - Jimi Hendrix

"I can't even put gas in my plane!" - Chris Rock

"I will fight for oil, coal and natural gas." - Mitt Romney

"Gas tax holiday is a classic Washington gimmick." - Barack Obama

"Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space." - Jeremy Clarkson

"Nothing panics politicians like $4 a gallon gas." - John Sununu

"You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank." - Jeff Foxworthy

"The schemes to set up blacks in cleaning stores, gas stations, hamburger stands and fried-chicken franchises, all the low-profit, low-capital enterprises, will rivet the Black man to the least remunerative section of the economy forever. The best such prospects offer are the dissatisfactions of blue-collar life. The big money ain't in pumping rationed gas in an Amoco station leased in your very own name, but in having stock in Exxon." - Louis O. Kelso

"I couldn't get my album played over the so-called smooth jazz stations. Jazz stations would not play it. You don't always know who you're making that soul connection with." - Roy Ayers

"The college stations have a big voice, and I would like to become more involved with them. I would like to have symposiums with the members of various college radio stations." - Angie Stone

"Our sacred beliefs have been made pencils / names of cities / gas stations / My knee is wounded so badly that I limp constantly / Anger is my crutch / I hold myself upright with it / My knee is wounded / see / How I Am Still Walking." - Chrystos

"Oil companies have gas stations. There's this whole huge structure that is about finding a new liquid for the tank. And the idea that maybe there shouldn't be a liquid, that maybe the best is an electrical grid, a sustainably powered electrical grid that we all plug into, that doesn't sit well with oil companies;" - Michael Pollan

"I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews." - Miley Cyrus

"Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air." - Alistair Cooke

"It is charming the way everyone in the South says, 'Come back.' This is the regulation farewell at gas stations, soda fountains, general stores, tourist camps. 'Come back,' they call, 'come back.' Do they feel marooned in one place, lost, needing to believe someone will return to share their exile on the similar main streets, in the varied but always new-looking land?" - Martha Gellhorn

"Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall

"America was the funder of petro-dictatorships. We treated all these countries as basically big, large gas stations: Libya station, Iraq station, Iran station, Egypt station, Syria station, and all we asked of them were three things: Keep your palms open, your prices low and don't bother Israel too much, and you can do whatever you want to your own people." - Thomas Friedman

"You don't want to be the only car company. When you're the only car company and there's no competition, customers may not know what a car is, the roads may not be developed for cars, there may not be gas stations everywhere." - Marc Benioff

"Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account." - Scott Adams

"I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend. The geography, the people, the smell, the touch, the taste, the gas stations. I'm madly in love with America." - Vincent Gallo

"To Wall Street, a firm like BP isn't just a profitable energy company with lots of assets like oil rigs and pipelines and gas stations - it's also a corporation that routinely borrows hundreds of millions of dollars to keep its business up and running." - Matt Taibbi

"At the end of drama school, I made a contract with myself: I'd try acting for five years. I was 26. I had already spent eight years working in restaurants and gas stations. So I had seen enough small businesses to understand that that's what acting is: a small business." - Hugh Jackman

"Save those who fill the highest stations, I know of none more unfortunate than those who envy them." - Francoise d'Aubigne de Maintenon

"Write letters to your editors, write to your members of Congress, and write to your news stations." - Nicholas D Kristof

"In the dime stores and bus stations, People talk of situations, Read books repeat quotations, Draw conclusions on the wall." - Bob Dylan

"In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw conclusions on the wall." - Bob Dylan

"When decisions on nuclear power stations and runways are delayed and the government dilly-dallies, people think they aren't important." - James Dyson

"Some newspapers have a hands-off policy on favored politicians. But it's generally very small newspapers or local TV stations." - Bob Woodward

"The Iraqi regime . . . possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons. We know that the regime has produced thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas." - George W Bush

"The sarin gas is a very primitive gas. You can have it done in the backyard of a house ; it's a very primitive gas. So, it's not something complicated." - Bashar al-Assad

"I do not understand the squeamishness about the use of gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisonous gas against uncivilized tribes." - Winston Churchill

"America sold VX nerve gas and anthrax to Iraq for years, even after the Halabja gas attack, which killed thousands of Kurds." - Henry Rollins

"Science is dangerous. There is no question but that poison gas, genetic engineering, and nuclear weapons and power stations are terrifying. It may be that civilization is falling apart and the world we know is coming to an end. In that case, why no turn to religion and look forward to the Day of Judgment, ... [being] lifted into eternal bliss ... [and] watching the scoffers and disbelievers writhe forever in torment." - Isaac Asimov

"The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless. Producers are promoting new types of alcoholic beverages as competitors in the huge soft-drink market. Grocery and convenience stores and gas stations stock alcoholic beverages side by side with soda pop. Can Christians who are involved in this commerce be indifferent to the physical and moral effects of the alcohol from which they are making their profits?" - Dallin H. Oaks

"Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired of getting out of the car and showing her which was the Men's and which was the Women's, so I let her pick them herself. I worked out a system. The law of averages. I laid money on her and she came out about fifty-fifty." - John Kennedy Toole

"We've got a portfolio of companies that range all the way from hotels to television stations and cable TV companies, oil and gas, consumer products, and industrial products. If there's anything that I want to know more about, I have the opportunity. It's right in our portfolio. I can spend time at the factory or with the manangement and learn as much as I want. You can't get bored doing that." - Henry Kravis

"I was living in Monterey, a place where the classic photographers - the Westons, Wynn Bullock and Ansel Adams - came for a privileged view of nature. But my daily life very rarely took me to Point Lobos or Yosemite; it took me to shopping centers, and gas stations and all the other unhealthy growth that flourished beside the highway. It was a landscape that no one else had much interest in looking at. Other than me." - Lewis Baltz

"If you go to go to countries in Europe or Asia or even Canada, even with all the Internet and cable TV and satellite, public systems tend to be the most popular stations in the countries. In some countries like Norway and Germany, public stations are, if anything, more popular than ever as people see what Rupert Murdoch's got in store for them in the commercial stations." - Robert Waterman McChesney

"If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general." - James Whistler

"Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers." - George Carlin

"Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live." - Dorothy Parker

"My men can eat their belts, but my tanks have gotta have gas." - George S Patton

"Don't come around and try come gas me up, I like running on E" - Drake

"Meat is a tremendous environmental challenge. It contributes enormous amounts of greenhouse gas, especially beef eating." - Michael Pollan

"Electricity, water, gas, and steam course through the walls of my building, keeping it alive." - Mason Cooley

"Death comes along like a gas bill one can't payand that's all one can sayabout it." - Woodrow Wilson

"Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people." - Edward Robert Harrison

"Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!" - Don Garlits

"Dammit!" "What?" Gonzo sounds panicked. "We're out of gas." "You're Shithenging me." "I Shithenge you not." - Libba Bray

"Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank." - Angelo Dundee

"[The unreactivity of the noble gas elements] belongs to the surest of experimental results." - Friedrich Paneth

"Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life." - Frank Zappa

"All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas." - Dionne Warwick

"The road to energy independence, economic recovery, and greenhouse gas reductions runs through the building sector." - Edward Mazria

"From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom." - Heinrich Heine

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels." - Nancy Pelosi

"I was in the oil business for a while-gas and oil, check the tires." - Mike Love

"The nation wept tears of remorse for their leader: the tear-gas accomplished what was expected." - Minimaks

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" - George Carlin

"Out of gas... I haven't heard that one in a long time." - Carey Lowell

"Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!" - Rick Riordan

"The clock is ticking as nature attempts to absorb the increased greenhouse gas emissions." - Ernest Moniz

"When you borrow a man's car, always return it with a tank of gas." - Charlie Munger

"I can't pay my [bills]. I can't go to work. My car is out of gas." - Russell Simmons

"Don't ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas." - Jill Woodhull

"Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity." - George Steiner

"Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live." - Dorothy Parker

"A galaxy is composed of gas and dust and stars-billions upon billions of stars." - Carl Sagan

"Decision by majorities is as much an expedient as lighting by gas." - William Ewart Gladstone

"India unarmed would not require to be destroyed through poison gas or bombardment." - Mahatma Gandhi

"My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals." - Bill Cosby

"She is come at last - at last - and all is gas and gaiters!" - Charles Dickens

"Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas." - Earl Wilson

"Truth as philosophy is a gas; as art, it is visible steam." - Austin O'Malley

"Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times." - Winston Churchill

"For decades the American people have had an addiction to oil and gas." - Lee H Hamilton

"A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere." - Sean Hampton

"I made a mistake when I said there were no gas chambers at Auschwitz." - David Irving

"Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas." - Ken Salazar

"When I was Governor of Massachusetts, we worked to get Sable Island gas into New England." - Paul Cellucci

"We are immortal life. Think of the opportunity of self-realization. What a gas!" - Frederick Lenz

"I'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself." - Jean-Marie Le Pen

"Birds are, especially canaries, are super sensitive to hydrogen sulfide and sour gas." - David Suzuki

"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas." - Clarence Darrow

"When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man." - Jimi Hendrix

"Power, as in the power structure, is why we are still using gas in cars." - Alexandra Paul

"I'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself." - Jeanmarie Le Pen

"Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind." - Richard Powers

"Music itself was color-blind but the media and the radio stations segregate it based on their perceptions of the artists." - Anthony Kiedis

"When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot." - Larry Lujack

"Radio stations have constructed a narrow door[way], and that's because they don't understand how complex and paradoxical our snap judgments are. It's hard to measure new songs." - Malcolm Gladwell

"Power gradually extirpates from the mind every humane and gentle virtue. Pity, benevolence, friendship, are things almost unknown in high stations." - Edmund Burke

"There is a great Field-Marshal, my friend, who arrays our battalions; Let us to Providence trust, and abide and work in our stations." - Arthur Hugh Clough

"Mr. Speaker, I am sure the picture of the hon. member of the NDP is posted in much more wonderful places than just police stations." - Stephen Harper

"I'm still heard on 1,500 radio stations across North America every day, about 220 million people a day in 150 countries." - James Dobson

"People hear the soul, black influence in my voice. I grew up listening to CKLW and all the black stations like WLBS." - Madonna Ciccone

"In the summer of 1902, I was able to erect two experimental stations on two forts at Strasbourg for the purpose of closer study." - Karl Ferdinand Braun

"I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose." - Howard Stern

"By nature servile, people attempt at first glance to find signs of good breeding in the appearance of those who occupy more exalted stations." - Anton Chekhov

"For it is no railways, roads, and power stations that give rise to industrial capitalism: it is the emergence of industrial capitalism that leads to the building of railways, to the construction of roads, and to the establishment of power stations." - Paul A. Baran

"Record labels collude with some of the radio stations, and the radio stations have their play lists, dependent upon what they call the, quote, 'hits.' What's commercially viable gets recycled, endlessly repeated, and as a result of that, the progressive music can't break in." - Michael Eric Dyson

"The Bush administration and Congressional Republicans have failed to bring up comprehensive energy reform or any piece of legislation for that matter that would lower gas prices, opting instead to give massive subsidies to the oil and gas industry" - Rosa Delauro

"Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them." - Charles Barkley

"Never, ever did I think that there would be a debate in this arid country about which was more important - gas or water. We can survive without gas. We cannot live without water." - Lewis Gordon Pugh

"All liberals must be sent into the gas chambers, they must be exposed and exterminated. And remember: Nazism = National Socialism - Democrat Party = Socialists = Nazis. Gas all the libs you want, because they're the real Nazis." - Jonah Goldberg

"Goals are like the gas in your car, you may go in many different directions after you fill up, but with out the gas you are not going anywhere" - Garrison Wynn

"Shale gas has provided the United States the opportunity to have 100 years of supply that is domestically produced. If we are going to develop natural gas from shale, it has to be done in a safe and responsible manner." - Ken Salazar

"I love using gas grills because they are easier to heat and it's much easier to control the flames with a gas grill than with a charcoal fire. Grilling is not just about lighting a fire." - Bobby Flay

"Compared to coal, which generates almost half the electricity in the United States, natural gas is indeed a cleaner, less polluting fuel. But compared to, say, solar, it's filthy. And of course there is nothing renewable about natural gas." - Jeff Goodell

"When all is said and done, cheap gas is an illusion, because our reliance on gas creates a whole series of costs that aren't factored in to the pump price - among them congestion, pollution, and increased risk of accidents." - James Surowiecki

"Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking." - Penn Jillette



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