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"Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country." - John Mccain

"Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station." - Orlando Bloom

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" - George Carlin

"Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind." - Richard Powers

"I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out" - Wally Schirra

"I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out." - Wally Schirra

"Ticket to the last station." - Heinz Guderian

"Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. It's kleptocracy, it's corruption, it's a nation that's really only dependent upon oil and gas for their economy." - John Mccain

"I haven't been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of war for oil." - Daryl Hannah

"He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century." - Hillary Clinton

"Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime..." - John Green

"I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump." - Al Yankovic

"I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station." - Pope Francis

"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant." - Esther Williams

"There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content." - Mark Burnett

"America was the funder of petro-dictatorships. We treated all these countries as basically big, large gas stations: Libya station, Iraq station, Iran station, Egypt station, Syria station, and all we asked of them were three things: Keep your palms open, your prices low and don't bother Israel too much, and you can do whatever you want to your own people." - Thomas Friedman

"The only other thing I can really remember wanting to do besides acting was a gas station attendant. At the time, that seemed like a great job - wash the windows, pump the gas - it looks so cool coming home with black hands. There's a natural transition, from wanting to be a gas station attendant to being an actor, right?" - Daniel Stern

"Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work." - Tim Dorsey

"I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it seems very romantic." - Mark Oliver Everett

"You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is." - Kirk Windstein

"I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy." - Emo Philips

"You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock." - Jeff Foxworthy

"He owned a service station, and I used to go there and piddle around - pump some gas, get in the way." - Jack Youngblood

"I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky." - Jane Fonda

"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money." - Joey Bishop

"When I first immigrated to the United States, there were not many jobs that stood out. So I worked at a gas station, cleaning." - Do Won Chang

"I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs." - Joseph Bruce

"I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people." - Lionel Richie

"I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place." - Curt Schilling

"I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up." - Anne Lamott

"The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know." - Michelle Obama

"The Wilmington, Delaware, television station that bills itself as The Family Minded Station is Channel 69." - Jonathan Carroll

"Eat more beans to produce more gas." - Evgeni Kostitsyn

"My secretary stopped and got gas (Wednesday) for $2.67. (Yesterday at) the same gas station, she got gas again. It was $3.12, ... It has really gotten very, very restrictive to people. It's really hurting. ... My impression, of course, is that they have certainly gone up more than they should have." - Andrew Spano

"The philosophers must station themselves in the middle." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I Believe she thought I had forgotten my station; and yours, sir.' 'Station! Station!- your station is in my heart, and on the necks of those who would insult you, now or hereafter." - Charlotte Bronte

"The philosopher must station themselves in the middle." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Life is the train and not the station." - Paulo Coelho

"Is Messi a real player or a Play Station character?" - Radamel Falcao

"I keep the pornographic stuff in a bus station locker." - Norman Rockwell

"The brain is the first broadcasting station ever invented." - Napoleon Hill

"The higher your station, the less your liberty." - Sallust

"Happiness: a way station between too little and too much." - Channing Pollock

"A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station." - Abbie Hoffman

"If a train stops at a train station, what do you think happens at a work station?" - Hal Varian

"[On being an actor] .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on 6 million people in a week if I'm lucky." - Harrison Ford

"The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms." - David Letterman

"I'm nothing more than a worker in a service occupation. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky." - Harrison Ford

"This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing-the door is locked and no one can find the key." - Pat Williams

"I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when I left the guy at the counter said, 'bye Mr Schumacher" - Michael Schumacher

"Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia, bargain price. Last one on the shelf, sorry." - Alexandra Bracken

"I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area." - Tommy Lee Jones

"To be honest, there is a tourists' trail; my family had a farm and a gas station, and you can go and see my birthplace, though where I lived is actually under a freeway now." - Baz Luhrmann

"His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid for all anybody knew, standing by the pump of a gas station at the outskirts of Madison, Kentucky." - David Morrell

"The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that we were kind of purists at the time, and we didn't want any comedians." - David Zucker

"I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though. It's like, do you think I'm going to stop and give you my phone number?" - Kristen Bell

"Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed." - Rob Zombie

"Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas" - Andy Townsend

"I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)" - James Patterson

"Life is not a tour of gas stations." - Tim O'Reilly

"Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas." - Rick Riordan

"There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber." - Jimi Hendrix

"There is a fine line between passion and gas." - Jeff Goldblum

"Gas tax holiday is a classic Washington gimmick." - Barack Obama

"When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel." - Laurel Lea

"There's a foot race between gas bills and paychecks." - Jerry A Webman

"India has large proven reserves of gas that remain unexploited." - Veerappa Moily

"Alaska has great potential for new oil and gas development." - Frank Murkowski

"After the oil spill, I had this strong feeling that if I ever were to be blessed in having children, I never wanted my kids to see me pumping gas at a gas station. I think it's our responsibility to make the changes that we need to take regardless of convenience." - Alyssa Milano

"I try not to listen to other music. I have to keep my mind open for what's coming in as a songwriter. If I go into the gas station and pay for gas, whatever song was playing when I was in there is in my head for the next few days and I can't change the channel." - Mark Farner

"As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It's getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside." - Jimmy Fallon

"I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations." - Alyson Hannigan

"You can go and see the Katihar railway station. This is the most beautiful station in Bihar, even better than the Patna junction." - Tariq Anwar

"Think about the difference between how your local gas station and congressman respond to a spike in oil prices. One has the price placard outside changed to reflect the reality of the market within hours. The other sends out a press release, tries to organize a hearing, and at the end of amount accomplishes nothing. Meanwhile, the gas station has already made at least thirty additional adjustments to the realities of the market while your politico fails to get anything more than easy media." - Joel Miller

"The schemes to set up blacks in cleaning stores, gas stations, hamburger stands and fried-chicken franchises, all the low-profit, low-capital enterprises, will rivet the Black man to the least remunerative section of the economy forever. The best such prospects offer are the dissatisfactions of blue-collar life. The big money ain't in pumping rationed gas in an Amoco station leased in your very own name, but in having stock in Exxon." - Louis O. Kelso

"The Iraqi regime . . . possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons. We know that the regime has produced thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas." - George W Bush

"If a train doesn't stop at your station, then it's not your train." - Marianne Williamson

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - Andrew S. Tanenbaum

"This is a service station, we offer service. There is no higher purpose." - Nick Nolte

"Eminent station makes great men more great, and little ones less." - Jean De La Bruyere

"Don't be intimidated by power, wealth or station, character alone makes all the difference." - Joe Biden

"Get this to Grand Central Station as quick as you can!" - Steve Allen

"I got to know every format of every station and who was on and what time." - Bob Edwards

"The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were moved." - Galeazzo Ciano

"Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station." - Robbie Coltrane

"I know what it's like to wash my clothes in a Chevron station." - Dick Dale

"Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You do' want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations." - Tim O'Reilly

"Unfortunately, all gatherings convened for the betterment of the human lot show a tendency to gas themselves, and not with laughing-gas either." - Rebecca West

"America sold VX nerve gas and anthrax to Iraq for years, even after the Halabja gas attack, which killed thousands of Kurds." - Henry Rollins

"I turned and looked into the gas station, where Wes was now paying, as the man who'd driven us looked on. "That's too bad," I said. "It's okay, though," she assured me. "Someday I'll show you an extraordinary boy, Macy. They do exist. You just have to believe me." "Don't worry," I said. "I do." - Sarah Dessen

"So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person." - Zach Braff

"Imagine a kind of system where you have lightweight electric vehicles relatively small battery capacity, and then picking up charge wherever they park. You never have to worry about filling up your car, never go to the gas station, never plug it in, never do any of these things." - William J. Mitchell

"The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station." - Hunter S Thompson

"Nothing will convince and convict those around us like the peaceful and positive way you and I respond to our twentieth century hurts and distress. The unbelieving world-your neighbors, the guy at the gas station, the postman, the lady at the cleaners, your boss at work-is observing the way we undergo our trials." - Joni Eareckson Tada

"I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it." - Humphrey Bogart

"Some people tell me they would be afraid of my characters, but I tell those people [that] they meet these characters all the time. They just don't care about them when they meet them, at the gas station, the car wash, the post office even." - Bonnie Jo Campbell

"I'm a vegan. But, no one believes it because when you're out in the field, most of your meal options involve meat with a side of something fried. I've learned how to be creative and improvise and can eat anywhere - even a steak house or a gas station." - Nicole Lapin

"Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were downtown you heard the game. If you were at the gas station you heard the game. I remember I would be mowing the lawn and I would stop for the Nebraska game. I would have it cranking outside." - Larry The Cable Guy

"I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit." - Steven Wright

"I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station." - Tom Waits

"I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station." - Eddie Vedder

"If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth." - Maria Bartiromo

"I grew up hearing stories about how my maternal grandfather had put himself through engineering school in New York City. He saved money by walking down to a gas station once a week to take a shower. When I applied to college, both education and investment value were important to me." - Jason Kilar

"You can't even go into the gas station, get a drink without people acknowledging your presence, therefore wanting to take a picture. But it's cool: that's what you do it for - no excuses, no complaining type of music industry. Got to do it." - Nayvadius Demun Wilburn

"For me, not owning a car means I may spend a little extra time on public transportation, but I can use that time to read, catch up on work projects, and make the phone calls I couldn't get to earlier. Plus, I never waste time at the mechanics or gas station." - Lynn Jurich

"I lived for two years in an abandoned gas station with no running water and no electricity after my parents got divorced and my stepdad couldn't get a job. So I think a lot about families like mine who were middle class and struggled. So that experience really drives my philosophy." - Kyrsten Sinema

"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station." - Bill Cosby

"Most of my recognition comes from us winning that championship. The words may not come out - 'Super Bowl III' - because a lot of the folks at the grocery store, gas station or mall weren't even born when we won the Super Bowl. But they're aware of it. It has had a tremendous impact on my life since then." - Joe Namath

"If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general." - James Whistler

"Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work." - Chris Rock

"I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes." - Winston Churchill

"The road to energy independence, economic recovery, and greenhouse gas reductions runs through the building sector." - Edward Mazria

"From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom." - Heinrich Heine

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels." - Nancy Pelosi

"I'm not a star!!! A star is nothing but a ball of gas!!!" - Elijah Wood

"I was in the oil business for a while-gas and oil, check the tires." - Mike Love

"Today, India's cooking gas subsidy is the world's largest Cash Transfer Programme." - Narendra Modi

"India unarmed would not require to be destroyed through poison gas or bombardment." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas." - Earl Wilson

"Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times." - Winston Churchill

"Natural gas is a dirty fossil fuel like the rest of them." - Josh Fox

"I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now." - Joel Gretsch

"If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die." - Gordon Ramsay

"Pay your utilities, gas and other basic needs before paying on your debts." - Dave Ramsey

"Shale gas, if left to flourish, could create several hundred thousand more jobs." - Wilbur Ross

"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas." - Clarence Darrow

"Power, as in the power structure, is why we are still using gas in cars." - Alexandra Paul

"I'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself." - Jeanmarie Le Pen

"I'm not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station." - Al Mcguire

"However, sooner or later we must realize there is no one station, no one place to arrive at once and for all. The true joy of life is the trip. The station is only a dream. It constantly outdistances us." - Robert J. Hastings

"Levi's station in life was the receipt of custom; and Peter's, the shore of Galilee; and Paul's, the antechambers of the High- Priest,- which station in life each had to leave, with brief notice." - John Ruskin

"Levi's station in life was the receipt of custom; and Peter's, the shore of Galilee; and Paul's, the antechambers of the High- Priest, which "station in life" each had to leave, with brief notice." - John Ruskin

"There was this mountain village in Russia where my music was getting in on some German radio station. I remember this because music used to get up to Saskatchewan from Texas. Late at night after the local station closed down." - Joni Mitchell

"The morphlings from District 6 are in the camouflage station, painting each other's faces with bright pink swirls." - Suzanne Collins

"One arises from a low to a high station more often by using fraud instead of force." - Niccolo Machiavelli

"We've fallen way behind. Building one space station for everyone was and is insane: we should have built a dozen." - Larry Niven

"Join me later today for this Rest of the Story story... over this ABC Radio Network station." - Paul Harvey

"My dad is this very sensible guy who never let me feel that anything was beyond my station." - Mireille Enos

"The Secret Intelligence Service I knew occupied dusky suites of little rooms opposite St James's Park Tube station in London." - John Le Carre

"I'm running a radio station." - Kenny Chesney

"I was nearly fired from my second job, which was writing press releases for Boston's public television station." - Elinor Lipman

"I am going to design... a Station after my own fancy; that is, with engineering roofs, etc." - Isambard K Brunel

"We are not a TV station that only concentrate on those who are always under light. We are not a TV station for celebrities and for grand politicians and superstars. We are a TV station for the ordinary person. The normal people, ordinary people in the Arab world sees Al Jazeera as their voice." - Wadah Khanfar

"I had a lot of jobs, because I wanted to be an actor, and I had this bad habit of wanting to eat regularly. So, I had to make some money somewhere. I was everything from a stock worker in an Alexander's department store to flower delivery person to a messenger to a grocery clerk to a gas station attendant. I even worked in Macy's dusting off fur coats for two weeks." - Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs

"Fighting and everything I have done has been a political statement throughout my career. Boxing is life. It is the closest thing to life you can get. It is man-to-man. You can't call a time out or get a substitute. If you run out of gas, there is no petrol station around. Your problem is right before you, and you have to deal with it. That is life." - Don King

"I didn't really have an interest in politics when I first entered the workforce. What I wanted to do was help people who grew up like me. When I was a kid growing up in Tucson, my father lost his job and we lost everything - including our home. We lived in an abandoned gas station for two years until we were able to get back on our feet." - Kyrsten Sinema

"We want to see oil and gas regulations on a continental basis given the integrated nature of this industry, with the current conditions in the oil and gas sector, this government will not consider unilateral regulation." - Stephen Harper

"Obviously the horse can still do things that the gas car can never do, and the gas car will always be able to do things the electric car can't do. But they have really different uses and advantages." - Chris Paine

"Daddy,' my mother asked, 'are' we going to run out of gas?' No there's plenty of god-damned gas.' Where are we going?' I'm going to get some god-damed oranges!" - Charles Bukowski

"I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel." - George Bernard Shaw



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