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"How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?" - Aries Spears

"Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful." - Jack Handey

"Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle." - Woody Allen

"Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle." - Anonymous

"Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle." - Grant M. Bright

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

"I was a smoker for years. Occasionally I slip and have a cigarette. Remarkably, my voice has held up. I'm grateful, obviously. But I don't gargle with honey and ground-up bird eggs. I have no secrets." - Loudon Wainwright Iii

"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick." - Douglas Adams

"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!" - Cliff Richard

"There are souls beneath that water. Fixed in slimethey speak their piece, end it, and start again:'Sullen were we in the air made sweet by the Sun;in the glory of his shining our hearts poureda bitter smoke. Sullen were we begun;sullen we lie forever in this ditch.'This litany they gargle in their throatsas if they sand, but lacked the words and pitch." - Dante Alighieri



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