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Garbage Quotes


"Garbage in, garbage out." - Proverbs

"I come from garbage." - Shia Labeouf

"Your garbage, transformed, is your gift." - Yehuda Berg

"Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage!" - L Neil Smith

"Garbage day... is a very dangerous day." - Rocko

"Garbage removal is a citizen responsibility." - Jaime Lerner

"I do a lot of garbage." - Pipilotti Rist

"I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it - garbage in, garbage out." - Jerry Falwell

"C++ is my favorite garbage collected language because it generates so little garbage" - Bjarne Stroustrup

"We need to address our Nation's mounting garbage problem by generating less garbage, particularly paper waste." - Wendell H Ford

"Maybe she thought the garbage and rocks in your head were interesting. But finally, garbage is garbage and rocks are rocks." - Haruki Murakami

"Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage." - H L Mencken

"Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it." - Spiro T Agnew

"I never liked the Beatles. I thought they were garbage." - Lou Reed

"Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage." - Carl Bernstein

"Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space." - Zach Braff

"A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage." - Mitch Hedberg

"Garbage clutters the house that has no dream." - Michael Dolan

"Most of the stuff I do is garbage." - Jack Palance

"Garbage clutters the house that has no dream." - Mike Dolan

"I have turned down a lot of garbage lately." - Burt Lancaster

"Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage." - Mason Cooley

"I'm sure Bonnie Blair and Dan Jansen think I'm garbage." - Mary Docter

"I'm just sick of food going in the garbage." - Tom Douglas

"Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity." - Greg Gutfeld

"I can easily lose myself emotionally in absolute Hollywood garbage." - Ken Livingstone

"It is strange how fragile this man-creature one second he's just garbage. Garbage, that's all." - Nelson Algren

"I am yours. If you feed me garbage, I will sing a song of garbage. This is a hymn." - Margaret Atwood

"She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"" - Henny Youngman

"Gift to the creative artist: positive images in, positive images out. On the other hand, garbage in, garbage out." - Don Watson

"The person who dumps garbage into your mind will do you considerably more harm than the person who dumps garbage on your floor, because each load of mind garbage negatively impacts your possibilities and lowers your expectations." - Zig Ziglar

"Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows?" - David Letterman

"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it." - Rory Bremner

"Everything evens up, you just wait, Even a garbage can gets a steak, You ain't even a garbage can, you have faith!" - Jay-Z

"In looking at waste as an entirely modern, man-made idea, I stopped viewing garbage as garbage and instead slowly started to see it as a commodity." - Tom Szaky

"Would you really dig into yesterday's garbage to make tonight's meal? Do you dig into yesterday's mental garbage to create today's experiences?" - Louise Hay

"Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit." - Guy Debord

"There is a garbage culture out there, where we pour garbage on people. Then the pollsters run around and take a poll and say, do you smell anything?" - Bob Woodward

"Just as there's garbage that pollutes the Potomac river, there is garbage polluting our culture. We need an Environmental Protection Agency to clean it up." - Pat Buchanan

"I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so." - George Carlin

"The dream is over. I gotta get down to reality. The good old days is garbage." - John Lennon

"All that destiny garbage. Nobody can decide what happens to you. Nobody but you." - Margaret Stohl

"Quit sharing bad news and gossip you aren't a garbage truck." - Grant Cardone

"Recalling and confessing our sin is like taking out the garbage: once is not enough." - Cornelius Plantinga

"I had spent 10 days of my life digging for garbage." - Jake M. Johnson

"Where man had been, in every place he left, garbage remained. Even in his pursuit of the ultimate truth and quest for his God, he produced garbage. By his garbage, which lay stratum upon stratum, he could always - one had only to dig - be known. For more long-lived than man is his refuse. Garbage alone lives after him." - Gunter Grass

"The most important piece in the house is the garbage can." - Karl Lagerfeld

"She's all over us like maggots on garbage, just because I interfered with one pickpocket yesterday." - Tamora Pierce

"The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can" - Ashleigh Brilliant

"It is perfectly okay to write garbage-as long as you edit brilliantly." - C J Cherryh

"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup." - Henry James

"Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector." - Frank Dane

"I remember committing myself to make it in the garbage business, whatever it takes!" - Tom Fatjo

"You can tell how high a society is by how much of its garbage is recycled." - Dhyani Ywahoo

"Do not make your mind a dumping ground for other people's garbage." - Ezra Taft Benson

"The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage." - George Carlin

"Source Reduction is to garbage what preventive medicine is to health." - William Rathje

"I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors." - Cleveland Amory

"Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition." - Phyllis Diller

"Why is meditation essential? By meditating we take our garbage out." - Harbhajan Singh Yogi

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

"I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news," - Marvin Hamlisch

"I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball." - Michael Jordan

"I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn." - Taylor Lautner

"There is no such thing as garbage, just useful stuff in the wrong place." - Alex Steffen

"You hang out with trash and you start to smell like garbage." - Caroline Manzo

"Sometimes if you talk trash, you end up taking out the garbage." - Len Elmore

"I play a garbage man who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Terrible." - Judd Nelson

"Too quickly, venting can turn into dumping garbage on the people around us." - Michelle Gielan

"If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any." - Groucho Marx

"It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal." - Rob Corddry

"I think the moment you try to make a movie for kids, you make garbage." - Lee Unkrich

"You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike." - Neil Simon

"Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage?" - Martin H Fischer

"Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition." - Phyllis Diller

"Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump." - Rocky Marciano

"When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage." - Nomar Garciaparra

"I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news." - Marvin Hamlisch

"Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage." - Michael Mewshaw

"The mainstream is generally garbage. Look at the heavily subsidized theaters." - Steven Berkoff

"If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage." - Kris Carr

"I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list." - Steven Cojocaru

"In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010." - Michael E Mann

"If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage." - Lee Marvin

"The source is knowledge. Wanna go to college, or wanna be garbage?" - Big Daddy Kane

"Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday." - Bob Seger

"I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar." - Beverly Sills

"Garbage can provide important details for hackers: names, telephone numbers, a company's internal jargon." - Kevin Mitnick

"Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill." - April Winchell

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows." - Woody Allen

"In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows." - Woody Allen

"A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning." - R L Stine

"When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage." - John Mayer

"I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals." - Gisele Bundchen

"Garbage is the part of your history you don't want your family to know about." - Vik Muniz

"Don't just let the devil use your mind as a garbage dump." - Joyce Meyer

"The organic gardener does not think of throwing away the garbage. She knows that she needs the garbage. She is capable of transforming the garbage into compost, so that the compost can turn into lettuce, cucumber, radishes, and flowers again...With the energy of mindfulness, you can look into the garbage and say: I am not afraid. I am capable of transforming the garbage back into love." - Nhat Hanh

"It is no more rational to have lawyers in positions of power than it would be to have garbage collectors in positions of power. And in human terms garbage collectors would be preferable." - Robert Payne

"A mental disease has swept the planet: banalization presented with the alternative of love or a garbage disposal unit, young people of all countries have chosen the garbage disposal unit." - Ivan Chtcheglov

"A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy!" - Billie Joe Armstrong

"Looks to me like you've been making garbage for a while and dragging it with you. Now you need to get out of here, and that garbage is weighing you down." - Walter Dean Myers

"Ansel [Adams] always jumped over the fence to photograph, walked past the garbage. He always looked to get an immaculate view, and I spent my life stepping back to include the garbage in my photographic view." - Rondal Partridge

"It is no more rational to have lawyers in positions of power than it would be to have garbage collectors in positions of power. And in human terms garbage collectors would be preferable." - Pierre Stephen Robert Payne

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!" - Billie Joe Armstrong

"New York City has finally hired women to pick up the garbage, which makes sense to me, since, as I've discovered, a good bit of being a woman consists of picking up garbage." - Anna Quindlen

"Garbage. It's a natural quality of huskiness in the midrange of my voice that I call 'garbage.' It's not a clear-toned announcer's voice. It's more like the voice of the guy next door." - Casey Kasem

"Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up." - Wayne Gretzky

"This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, snakes nest in that mouth, I hear the sibilant threat." - Walt Whitman

"Lies are like garbage that you can't throw away. They clutter your life, foul your air, and make living unbearable." - Wes Fesler

"I always have a lot of respect for people who do things. Even if it's the worst garbage on earth." - Tom Scharpling

"Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too." - Jim Cornette

"Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon." - Thom Yorke

"I've always been an outsider. I am an outsider in Garbage. I'm the odd one out by default." - Shirley Manson

"Set a trash bag free, and it will run with the wind, picking up garbage along the way." - Anthony Liccione

"Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage." - Ricardo Flores Magon

"I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and dont give them a lot of credence." - Nancy Sinatra

"Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it." - Mark Twain

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of the site, and this guy is just a garbage man." - George W Bush

"I didn't go through anyone's garbage. People brought what they felt I needed to know to me." - D. T. Max

"There was nothing particularly wrong with them; they were just the ordinary garden variety of human garbage." - Robert Penn Warren

"What most people do is give space to people's quality and deal with their garbage. Actually, you should do it the other way around. Deal with who they are and give space to their garbage. Keep interacting with them as if they were God. And every time you get garbage from them, give space to the garbage and go back and interact with them as if they were God." - Werner Erhard

"Vultures are homely, but they clean up all the garbage and that's good. And they're elegant in the sky." - Roger Tory Peterson

"The Jets tried this whole garbage with Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez and it got them nowhere," - Donovan McNabb

"Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again." - Dave Attell

"Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross." - Ilana Glazer

"One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell." - Patricia Briggs

"Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps." - Ambrose Bierce

"I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of garbage." - Bobby Cannavale

"I'm vegan on home base, but when I travel to other countries, I throw it all into the garbage." - Lake Bell

"Water and air, the two essential fluids on which all life depends, have become global garbage cans." - Jacques Yves Cousteau

"You must learn to talk clearly. The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off your tongues is mental garbage." - Martin H Fischer

"I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out." - Lee Grant

"I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage." - Diane Keaton

"I made my first song when I was 9 years old. Just beating on garbage cans, having people beat box." - Ludacris

"I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music." - Christy Carlson Romano

"I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music." - Christy Romano

"I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and don't give them a lot of credence." - Nancy Sinatra

"My style icons were Gwen Stefani, when she was in No Doubt, and then Shirley Manson in Garbage." - Katy Perry

"January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out." - Michael Caine

"My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." - Demetri Martin

"There is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place!" - David R Brower

"Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks with garbage." - Vanna Bonta

"I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university." - Albert Einstein

"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy." - Jack Handey

"Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We couldn't've come from anything-fish, maybe, but not monkeys. I don't believe in the evolution of fish to monkeys to men. Why aren't monkeys changing into men now? It's absolute garbage. It's absolutely irrational garbage, as mad as the ones who believe the world was made only four thousand years ago, the fundamentalists." - John Lennon

"Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren't alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump. Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don't. That's partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible - Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground." - Bette Midler

"I'd work on Garbage or I'd edit a song or writing here, but I was able to do a lot of things with my family. There are things outside of Garbage, the whole band has come to realize that we need things like that. That's why we took that break. Garbage had swallowed us up and had become a full time obsession for us and we needed to escape that and reclaim our old lives." - Butch Vig

"I liked baseball and sports and Garbage Pail Kids and comic books. I know what its like to really adore something." - Todd Lowe



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