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"Garbage in, garbage out." - Proverbs

"I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it - garbage in, garbage out." - Jerry Falwell

"Gift to the creative artist: positive images in, positive images out. On the other hand, garbage in, garbage out." - Don Watson

"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it." - Rory Bremner

"Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump." - Rocky Marciano

"Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday." - Bob Seger

"I come from garbage." - Shia Labeouf

"Maybe she thought the garbage and rocks in your head were interesting. But finally, garbage is garbage and rocks are rocks." - Haruki Murakami

"I've always been an outsider. I am an outsider in Garbage. I'm the odd one out by default." - Shirley Manson

"Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage." - Ricardo Flores Magon

"January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out." - Michael Caine

"Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space." - Zach Braff

"I'm just sick of food going in the garbage." - Tom Douglas

"I can easily lose myself emotionally in absolute Hollywood garbage." - Ken Livingstone

"It is strange how fragile this man-creature is.....in one second he's just garbage. Garbage, that's all." - Nelson Algren

"She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"" - Henny Youngman

"There is a garbage culture out there, where we pour garbage on people. Then the pollsters run around and take a poll and say, do you smell anything?" - Bob Woodward

"I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn." - Taylor Lautner

"All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs." - Antonin Artaud

"Recalling and confessing our sin is like taking out the garbage: once is not enough." - Cornelius Plantinga

"Why is meditation essential? By meditating we take our garbage out." - Harbhajan Singh Yogi

"I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball." - Michael Jordan

"You hang out with trash and you start to smell like garbage." - Caroline Manzo

"Sometimes if you talk trash, you end up taking out the garbage." - Len Elmore

"When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage." - Nomar Garciaparra

"If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage." - Lee Marvin

"In looking at waste as an entirely modern, man-made idea, I stopped viewing garbage as garbage and instead slowly started to see it as a commodity." - Tom Szaky

"It's just the garbage in/garbage out trick. If you're not taking any fiction in, good or bad, then how can you be spitting any back out (good or bad)? I can't even imagine trying to write without reading. Really, I can hardly write a novel at all if I'm not reading just book after book." - Stephen Graham Jones

"You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman." - Dov Davidoff

"The most important piece in the house is the garbage can." - Karl Lagerfeld

"I remember committing myself to make it in the garbage business, whatever it takes!" - Tom Fatjo

"I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news," - Marvin Hamlisch

"There is no such thing as garbage, just useful stuff in the wrong place." - Alex Steffen

"I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news." - Marvin Hamlisch

"In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010." - Michael E Mann

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows." - Woody Allen

"In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows." - Woody Allen

"A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning." - R L Stine

"What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity." - Hamdi Ulukaya

"Where man had been, in every place he left, garbage remained. Even in his pursuit of the ultimate truth and quest for his God, he produced garbage. By his garbage, which lay stratum upon stratum, he could always - one had only to dig - be known. For more long-lived than man is his refuse. Garbage alone lives after him." - Gunter Grass

"Your garbage, transformed, is your gift." - Yehuda Berg

"Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage!" - L Neil Smith

"Garbage day... is a very dangerous day." - Rocko

"Garbage removal is a citizen responsibility." - Jaime Lerner

"I do a lot of garbage." - Pipilotti Rist

"One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out." - Lee Grant

"My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." - Demetri Martin

"There is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place!" - David R Brower

"The public is hedged about by so many goddam bookkeepers that no time is left in which to produce. More time is spent in carrying out garbage than in carrying in food." - Martin H Fischer

"C++ is my favorite garbage collected language because it generates so little garbage" - Bjarne Stroustrup

"We need to address our Nation's mounting garbage problem by generating less garbage, particularly paper waste." - Wendell H Ford

"Looks to me like you've been making garbage for a while and dragging it with you. Now you need to get out of here, and that garbage is weighing you down." - Walter Dean Myers

"It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?" - Hoda Kotb

"I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?" - Hoda Kotb

"In the big city, if the man next door happens to be a slum landlord, a Mafia bag man, or a long distance runner, what does it matter, as long as he puts his garbage out on Tuesdays?" - Hal Higdon

"There's a kind of perverseness or betrayal in that idea that art is somehow superior to life. Or that it's more important to write well than it is to take out the garbage." - Matthew Specktor

"Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun." - Regis Philbin

"It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures." - Lauren Holly

"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy." - Jack Handey

"A fashionable idea in technical circles is that quantity not only turns into quality at some extreme of scale, but also does so according to principles we already understand. Some of my colleagues think a million, or perhaps a billion, fragmentary insults will eventually yield wisdom that surpasses that of any well-thought-out essay, so long as sophisticated secret statistical algorithms recombine the fragments. I disagree. A trope from the early days of computer science comes to mind: garbage in, garbage out." - Jaron Lanier

"It is no more rational to have lawyers in positions of power than it would be to have garbage collectors in positions of power. And in human terms garbage collectors would be preferable." - Robert Payne

"It is no more rational to have lawyers in positions of power than it would be to have garbage collectors in positions of power. And in human terms garbage collectors would be preferable." - Pierre Stephen Robert Payne

"My style icons were Gwen Stefani, when she was in No Doubt, and then Shirley Manson in Garbage." - Katy Perry

"Ansel [Adams] always jumped over the fence to photograph, walked past the garbage. He always looked to get an immaculate view, and I spent my life stepping back to include the garbage in my photographic view." - Rondal Partridge

"Garbage. It's a natural quality of huskiness in the midrange of my voice that I call 'garbage.' It's not a clear-toned announcer's voice. It's more like the voice of the guy next door." - Casey Kasem

"This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, snakes nest in that mouth, I hear the sibilant threat." - Walt Whitman

"I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and dont give them a lot of credence." - Nancy Sinatra

"Vultures are homely, but they clean up all the garbage and that's good. And they're elegant in the sky." - Roger Tory Peterson

"I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell." - Patricia Briggs

"I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of garbage." - Bobby Cannavale

"I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music." - Christy Carlson Romano

"I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music." - Christy Romano

"I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and don't give them a lot of credence." - Nancy Sinatra

"Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks with garbage." - Vanna Bonta

"I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university." - Albert Einstein

"Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with each other and that means going to the dump illegally and dumping your garbage and hoping the guys don't call you on it and being terrified of this to your core until you realize after many years that the guys at the dump don't really care where your garbage is coming from." - John Hodgman

"There ARE people who won't customarily eat an entire row of cookies, or hear food calling their name from other rooms, or who don't grind up food in the garbage disposal for fear of eating it, or get it back out of the garbage so they could eat it. Of course, my binge eating was just a cover-up for the larger issue: Trying to fill the emptiness" - Sark

"I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me." - Rodney Dangerfield

"You cannot leave the house to take the garbage out without full-on makeup and your hair done. You have to fight for your man out there." - Natalia Vodianova

"The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn." - Taylor Lautner

"Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage." - H L Mencken

"Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it." - Spiro T Agnew

"I never liked the Beatles. I thought they were garbage." - Lou Reed

"Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage." - Carl Bernstein

"A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage." - Mitch Hedberg

"Garbage clutters the house that has no dream." - Michael Dolan

"Most of the stuff I do is garbage." - Jack Palance

"Garbage clutters the house that has no dream." - Mike Dolan

"I have turned down a lot of garbage lately." - Burt Lancaster

"Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage." - Mason Cooley

"I'm sure Bonnie Blair and Dan Jansen think I'm garbage." - Mary Docter

"Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity." - Greg Gutfeld

"I am yours. If you feed me garbage, I will sing a song of garbage. This is a hymn." - Margaret Atwood

"I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you." - Frank Zappa

"Someone has to take the garbage out, someone has to cook the food, and someone has to clean the dishes. I want to do all of that." - Paula Creamer

"I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage." - Lara Flynn Boyle

"I am very amazed by the runners out there because I like jog to the garbage can outside sometimes, and I get tired." - Kacy Catanzaro

"Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.'" - Bill Maher

"If a story doesn't give you a hard-on in the first couple of scenes, throw it in the goddamned garbage." - Samuel Fuller

"I see a woman in the night with a baby in her hand, under an old street light near a garbage can." - Neil Young

"Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?" - Dana Gould

"In the third grade a nun stuffed me in a garbage can under her desk because she said that's where I belonged." - Bruce Springsteen

"Sunnybrook Farm is now a parking lot; the petticoats are in the garbage can, where they belong in the modern world; and I detest censorship." - Shirley Temple

"The book may be garbage, but if it weighs in at a kilo or more, I stand before its author in awe." - Arthur Smith

"Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren't alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump. Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don't. That's partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible - Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground." - Bette Midler

"Gosh, it was nice talking to you, but I've got a lot of things I'd rather be doing. Like sticking my hand in the garbage disposal." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time." - Justin Halpern

"In every human being there is both garbage and gold, it is up to us to choose what we pay attention to." - Werner Erhard

"Money has never been important to me. I come from garbage. I'm a sewer rat who made it here. I have no interest in money and never have." - Dane Dehaan

"I love myself enough-not in a schmaltzy garbage sense, Hallmark stuff, I'm talking respect myself-I respect my life-force enough to no longer waste it." - Caroline Myss

"Gosh, it was nice talking to you, but I"ve got a lot of things I"d rather be doing. Like sticking my hand in the garbage disposal." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"We get richer and richer in filthier and filthier communities until we reach a final state of affluent misery - crocus on a garbage heap." - John W Gardner

"The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world" - Robert Orben

"Look past the garbage, over the trains, Under the ruins, through the remains, Around the crime and pollution, And tell me...where I fit in?" - Grandmaster Caz

"In her glamorous quest for the darkest light and the lowest high, she now found herself wallowing on the bottom of a filthy garbage bin." - Terri Blackstock

"Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage." - Tom Sims

"I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby." - Emo Philips

"My journals were a clearing house - a garbage can. Once I was writing seriously, I understood that this was the stuff that didn't belong in my work." - Dani Shapiro

"At the least, even if (my farewell post) is perceived as self-indulgent garbage, it will fit right in with the rest of the Net." - Gene Spafford

"I'm a union guy; I've always been. I've been in SAG 35 years; my father was a garbage man, a sanitation man, for the city, a union guy." - Tony Danza

"A newspaper that you're not reading can be used for anything; and the same people didn't think it was immoral to wrap their garbage in newspaper." - Robert Rauschenberg

"In the barbershop, there's democracy. You're a professor; you're an engineer; you're a garbage man, have at it. You got something to say, get down with it." - Michael Eric Dyson

"Fish are a renewable resource, and one of the problems we've had is people feel obliged to catch the limit, then throw 'em in the garbage can." - Norman Schwarzkopf

"What I do quite honestly and seriously and not in any way being humble is not as important as what the garbage collector does. People make actors important." - James Caan

"I was playing garbage minutes the first two to three weeks. There was definitely a little bit of 'what's going on?' in my prayers." - Jeremy Lin

"Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We couldn't've come from anything-fish, maybe, but not monkeys. I don't believe in the evolution of fish to monkeys to men. Why aren't monkeys changing into men now? It's absolute garbage. It's absolutely irrational garbage, as mad as the ones who believe the world was made only four thousand years ago, the fundamentalists." - John Lennon

"Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the grim secret Snowden had spilled all over the messy floor. It was easy to read the message in his entrails. Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all. I'm cold,' Snowden said. 'I'm cold." - Joseph Heller

"In the words of Marcel Proust - and this applies to any woman in the world - if you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is that they're coming out with, til ten minutes past four in the morning... you're in." - Peter Cook

"I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning and go out in the alley because I just knew that the paper-towel roll I threw in the recycling bin was uncomfortable, like it was lying the wrong way, and I would be down in the garbage." - Fiona Apple

"The EU report speaks for itself. The statement in my view shows that the mission has turned out to be something worse than a farce, ... We shall in the coming days and weeks see what we can do to expose the pack of lies and innuendoes that characterise the garbage in this report." - Meles Zenawi

"Letting things slide is always the easiest thing to do, in parenting no less than in banking, public education, and environmental protection. A lack of discipline is apparent these days in just about every aspect of American society. Why? This should be is a much larger question, one to ponder as we take out the garbage and tie our kids' shoes." - Elizabeth Kolbert

"I live in New York, and the only live animals you see are cockroaches, rats and pigeons, which I admire immensely. When I see an animal that thrives in the garbage, I feel relief; in our urban environment, other animals are dying out." - Isabella Rossellini

"A mental disease has swept the planet: banalization the state of affairs, arising out of a struggle against poverty, has overshot its ultimate goal-the liberation of man from material cares-and has become an obsessive image hanging over the present. Offered the choice of love or a garbage disposal, young people of all countries have chosen the garbage disposal." - Ivan Chtcheglov

"I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich." - Andy Richter

"Man was matter, that was Snowden's secret. Drop him out a window, and he'll fall. Set fire to him and he'll burn. Bury him and he'll rot, like other kinds of garbage. The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret. Ripeness was all." - Joseph Heller

"The Universal Law is impartial. It will give you anything you believe. It will throw you garbage or roses depending on the energy you put in. You are the one in charge, and you must accept that and stand alone. If you think God is coming down to fix things for you, forget it. God is out playing golf." - Stuart Wilde

"And she shows you where to look Among the garbage and the flowers. There are heroes in the seaweed, There are children in the morning, They are leaning out for love, And they will lean that way forever, While Suzanne holds the mirror." - Leonard Cohen

"The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating systems." - Bill Gates

"I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy." - Abigail Breslin

"I think that environmentalists have been terribly misunderstood over the years. I believe that anyone that cares about the earth is an environmentalist. People that make a decision to not throw garbage out on the street because they consider the possible impacts. That's environmentalism in its most basic form." - Jerome Ringo

"I'm not out here looking for no garbage cans to curl up in. I'm looking for the same good dreams everybody else is hoping for, but I don't see where they are. Or maybe I see where they are, but I don't see how to get there." - Walter Dean Myers

"Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?" - Joanne Fluke

"There's no such thing as mental illness. We're all mentally ill and we're all haunted by something, and some people manage to find a way to ride it out so that they don't wind up needing extra help. So I think that "mental illness," as a term, is garbage. Everybody is in various states of needing to transcend something." - John Darnielle

"Four years that the [Barack] Obama Justice Department... There were 100 ostensible cases, allegations. No weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, allegations of torture, all this garbage that left was putting out, and the Obama Justice Department took four years considering those cases." - Rush Limbaugh

"The best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system." - Bill Gates

"One day I went up to my mom and I said, 'Mom, can I have permission to build a 2.3-million electron-volt atom smasher - a betatron - in the garage?' And my mom stared at me, and she said, 'Sure. Why not? And don't forget to take out the garbage.'" - Michio Kaku

"Life, it turns out, goes on. There is no cosmic rule that grants you immunity from the details just because you have come face-to-face with a catastrophe. The garbage can still overflow, the bills arrive in the mail, telemarketers, interrupt dinner." - Jodi Picoult

"I have a really great family, and when I'm not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I don't get crazy." - Abigail Breslin



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