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Failure Funny Quotes


"Success is always less funny than failure." - Jon Ronson

"With the American failure came world failure." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Reward worthy failure - Experimentation." - Bill Gates

"Failure has no friends." - John F Kennedy

"The greatest failure is the failure to try." - William Arthur Ward

"Remove failure as an option." - Joan Lunden

"Innovation without insight is failure." - Mark Simmonds

"Failure is not a crime. Failure to learn from failure is." - Walter Wriston

"I don't think I'm funny." - Liam Neeson

"Without proper self-evaluation, failure is inevitable." - John Wooden

"I have a congenital aversion to failure." - Abraham Lincoln

"You've got to try and do your best, and the failure is what's funny. But you can't be aware of the failure, you've just got to keep trying to do your best." - Bret Mckenzie

"A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'" - Penn Jillette

"Failure is the foundation of success: success is the lurking place of failure." - Laozi

"You have to honor failure, because failure is just the negative space around success." - Richard R. Nelson

"Funny is funny is funny." - Bob Newhart

"There's nothing funny about flying to Houston." - Albert Brooks

"Funny is funny." - Don Rickles

"Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure." - Joseph Heller

"The failure of love, that's what all laws are really." - Colman Mccarthy

"Success is never permanent, and failure is never final." - Mike Ditka

"There is no failure except in no longer trying." - Chris Bradford

"In the great undertakings, there is glory, even in failure." - Lee Iacocca

"You always pass failure on the way to success." - Mickey Rooney

"Success is on the far side of failure." - Thomas J Watson

"Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure." - Edward Eggleston

"Failure is not the falling down but the staying down." - Mary Pickford

"The greatest failure in life is to stop trying." - Napoleon Hill

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle

"Failure is the tuition you pay for success." - Walter Brunell

"Failure can get to be a rather comfortable old friend." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"Don't wallow in failure. Instead, learn from it." - Bill Gates

"America's biggest failure is its inability to take comedy seriously." - H L Mencken

"Failure is simply a price we pay to achieve success" - John C Maxwell

"There is no such thing as failure. Failure is just life trying to move us in another direction." - Oprah Winfrey

"Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works." - Anthony Jeselnik

"I'd like to do a film which is funny." - Clive Owen

"I have so much respect for what's funny." - Bernie Mac

"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny." - Seth Macfarlane

"It's funny because it's funny." - David Spade

"Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you." - Tucker Max

"Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners." - Robert Kiyosaki

"The danger to America is not in the direction of the failure to maintain its economic position, but in the direction of the failure to maintain its ideals." - Calvin Coolidge

"Failure does not count. If you accept this, you'll be successful. What causes most people to fail is that after one failure, they'll stop trying." - Frank Burford

"Fear of failure leads to failure." - Paulo Coelho

"Bitterness is a greater failure than failure." - James Richardson

"I didn't fear failure. I expected failure." - Amy Tan

"Failure is good. It's fertilizer. Everything I've learned about coaching I've learned from making mistakes." - Rick Pitino

"Neither failure nor success has the power to change your inner state of Being." - Eckhart Tolle

"There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone." - Will Rogers

"It is curious how vanity helps the successful man and wrecks the failure." - Oscar Wilde

"I've never considered failure." - Jennifer Lawrence

"The most deadly disease truly is the failure of the heart." - Oscar Arias

"success is 99% failure" - Henry Ford

"Failure: the renewable resource." - Kay Ryan

"Form follows failure." - Henry Petroski

"The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same." - Colin Davis

"Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a failure." - Knute Rockne

"Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing." - Winston Churchill

"To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give." - W Somerset Maugham

"One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better." - Colonel Sanders

"Every failure teaches a man something, to wit, that he will probably fail again." - H L Mencken

"It is only through failure and through experiment that we learn and grow." - Isaac Stern

"Each failure to sell will increase your chances for success at your next attempt." - Og Mandino

"Cooking is one failure after another, and that's how you finally learn." - Julia Child

"You're not a failure if you don't make it. You're a success because you tried." - Susan Jeffers

"You must get your living by loving, or at least half your life is a failure." - Henry David Thoreau

"It does not matter how frequently something succeeds if failure is too costly to bear." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure in life." - John Updike

"Doing is overrated, and success undesirable, but the bitterness of failure even more so." - Cyril Connolly

"In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental." - Joseph Heller

"Failure is my specialty." - Barbara Corcoran

"Nothing fails like failure" - Margaret Drabble

"Nothing succeeds like - failure." - Tommy Lasorda

"My best teachers were mess, failure, death, mistakes, and the people I hated, including myself." - Anne Lamott

"This total failure to address the diet/cancer relationship is most disturbing to ...those...informed..." - George Mcgovern

"Failure is doing nothing." - Paul Hauck

"Failure is success training." - Kevin Smith

"Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition." - Albert Einstein

"Clutter is not a property of information. Clutter is a failure of design." - Edward Tufte

"Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution." - P. J. O'Rourke

"To double your successes, you might have to double your failure rate." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Failure makes people bitter and cruel. Success improves the character of the man." - W Somerset Maugham

"The fastest way to succeed is to double your rate of failure." - Thomas Watson

"Failure is impossible." - Susan B Anthony

"Success unshared is failure." - John Paul Dejoria

"Nothing fails like failure." - Margaret Drabble

"Nothing is as bad as a marriage that's a hopeless failure." - D H Lawrence

"What people call success is only preparation for the next failure." - August Strindberg

"Women can't forgive failure." - Anton Chekhov

"Failure is a learning experience, and the guy who has never failed has never done anything." - Wilson Greatbatch

"You learn more in failure than you ever do in success" - Jay-Z

"A success that has outlived its usefulness may, in the end, be more damaging than failure." - Peter Drucker

"Carol Leifer is funny, really funny." - Chris Rock

"Not funny ha ha, funny weird" - Dean Koontz

"Everybody funny, now you funny too." - George Thorogood

"I'm interested in stories which insist on a dog fails-to-eat-dog kind of world. I hate misanthropy, want to believe that there's a possibility that we might all be redeemed, that hope deferred makes the soul sick, that our humanity is fragile, funny, common, crazy, full of the longing for love, the failure of love." - Anthony Minghella

"Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore." - Bernard Manning

"Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave." - Quentin Crisp

"If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny." - Don Rickles

"I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify." - Tim Allen

"Comedy is rarely funny." - Dov Davidoff

"Foreigners are funny" - Charles Hamilton

"Cancer is always funny." - Jim Gaffigan

"Violence is not funny." - William Friedkin

"I'm not very funny!" - Kimbra

"If possible, be funny." - Blake Bailey

"I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'" - Tracy Morgan

"Hollywood's just not funny." - Chris Rock

"I'm really funny now." - Wanda Sykes

"Funny is an attitude." - Flip Wilson

"Kids are funny." - Mark Waters

"It's so funny to get a call from Dustin Hoffman because he has that great voice." - Andie Macdowell

"I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl." - Niecy Nash

"Failure is not an option. Failure is a prerequisite." - David Zinczenko

"Ambitious failure, magnificent failure, is a very good thing," - Guy Kawasaki

"The only true failure is failure to try." - Wes Fesler

"There is no failure except the failure of trying." - Elbert Hubbard

"Your nervous system can't tell real failure from imagined failure." - Maxwell Maltz

"Tomorrow is the day reserved for the labor of the lazy. I am not lazy. Tomorrow is the day when the failure will succeed. I am not a failure. I will act now." - Og Mandino

"The only true failure lies in failure to start." - Harold Blake Walker

"There is no failure except failure to serve one's purpose." - Henry Ford

"Failure in school does not mean failure in Iife." - Stephen J Cannell

"The only real failure is the failure to try." - Judi Dench

"My brain cannot process failure... It WILL not process failure" - Kobe Bryant

"Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding" - Burt Rutan

"When there is fear of failure, there will be failure." - George S Patton

"Our biggest failure is our failure to see patterns." - Marilyn Ferguson

"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill

"Learning is about failure and recovery from failure." - Roger Schank

"Failure is not fatal but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

"Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding." - Burt Rutan

"Failure isn't failure unless you just stop with that." - Miesha Tate

"Ambitious failure, magnificent failure, is a very good thing." - Guy Kawasaki

"Your attitude towards failure determines your altitude after failure." - John C Maxwell

"I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist." - Quentin Tarantino

"Do not allow yourselves to be disheartened by any failure as long as you have done your best." - Mother Teresa

"He's completely unspoiled by failure." - Noel Coward

"Fear too often spells failure." - Walt Disney

"Most progress is most failure." - Robert Browning

"Failure is the most important part of an artist's training, and one you cannot afford to do without." - Gustav Holst

"Failure is part of success." - Hank Aaron

"He's a specialist in failure." - Jose Mourinho

"I was stained by failure." - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

"I'm a perfectly equipped failure." - Azar Nafisi

"An existence transfigured by failure." - Emile M Cioran

"Success without happiness is failure." - Tony Robbins

"Failure is life's magnifying glass." - Simon May

"If one asks for success and prepares for failure, one will get the situation one has prepared for." - Florence Scovel Shinn



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