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Failed Diet Quotes


"Photographers are failed painters." - Paul Theroux

"I failed eating, failed drinking, failed not cutting myself into shreds. Failed friendship. Failed sisterhood and daughterhood. Failed mirrors and scales and phone calls. Good thing I'm stable." - Laurie Halse Anderson

"Armenag Saroyan was the failed poet, the failed Presbyterian preacher, the failed American, the failed theological student." - William Saroyan

"A pear is a failed apple." - George Carlin

"The death penalty experiment has failed." - Harry A Blackmun

"Poets are band leaders who have failed." - Ayi Kwei Armah

"I'm a failed newspaper man myself." - Ernie Harwell

"Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet." - Josh Billings

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may diet." - Harry Kurnitz

"I've probably tried every fad diet in the world." - Jenna Ushkowitz

"Sometimes I've had to put myself on a diet." - Roger Moore

"The euro is a failed currency, a wrong currency, a failed experiment." - Matteo Salvini

"Ten men have failed from defect in morals, where one has failed from defect in intellect." - Horace Mann

"Who struggles can fail. Who doesn't struggle has already failed!" - Bertolt Brecht

"Compensatory education has been tried and it apparently has failed" - Arthur Jensen

"If you haven't failed, you haven't tried very hard...." - Shirley Hufstedler

"I never failed. It just didn't work 10,000 times." - Thomas A Edison

"Social Security mess is another failed progressive policy." - Jim Demint

"If you haven't failed yet, you haven't tried anything." - Reshma Saujani

"My life failed on the very day I was born." - Robert Bly

"Sometimes love worked out, but more often it failed" - M.J. Rose

"Never having failed, I could not picture what failure meant." - Nellie Bly

"If your vision dies with you, you failed." - Myles Munroe

"Fortunately, where reason failed, blind panic served well enough." - N.K. Jemisin

"I originally wanted to be F. Scott Fitzgerald, but failed." - Whit Stillman

"Let the sword decide after stratagem has failed." - Proverbs

"Failed the bright promise of your early day?" - Reginald Heber

"American culture at large has failed working mothers." - Emily Matchar

"You have not failed until you quit trying." - Gordon B Hinckley

"Every generation loses the Messiah it has failed to deserve." - Michael Chabon

"My past is everything I failed to be." - Fernando Pessoa

"I failed to communicate, that's why I chose to leave" - Bob Dylan

"I failed music when I was a teenager." - Buzz Aldrin

"At this high moment, ability failed my capacity to describe." - Dante Alighieri

"She blinded me with science and failed me in geometry." - Thomas Dolby

"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." - T S Eliot

"A failed Iraq would make America less secure." - George W Bush

"None of you has ever failed. School may have failed you. Goodbye to failure, children. Welcome to success." - Marva Collins

"Let us face it, the U.N. has failed. It has failed in its mission to promote world peace." - Ginny Brown-Waite

"Let us face it, the U.N. has failed. It has failed in its mission to promote world peace." - Ginny B. Waite

"Democracy has not failed; the intelligence of the race has failed before the problems the race has raised" - Robert M Hutchins

"This [Barack Obama] administration has failed America's inner cities. Remember, it has failed America's inner cities. It's failed them on education. It's failed them on jobs. It's failed them on crime. It's failed them in every way and on every single level. When I am president, I will work to ensure that all of our kids are treated equally and protected equally." - Donald Trump

"I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake." - Gabriel Iglesias

"I work out every day, and I eat 1,200 calories. Here's the truth - like I've said to everybody, 'Every diet works if you follow the diet.'" - Marissa Jaret Winokur

"If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi" - Lewis Grizzard

"Yes, cider and tinned salmon are the staple diet of the agricultural classes." - Evelyn Waugh

"I diet between meals." - Michael Winner

"a steady diet of mass culture is a form of deprivation." - Pauline Kael

"Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with." - William Shakespeare

"With an unquiet mind, neither exercise, nor diet, nor physick can be of much use." - Samuel Johnson

"It is not irregular hours or irregular diet that make the romantic life." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The gossip is like chocolate - a small indulgence in an otherwise serious diet." - Roxanne Roberts

"The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable." - Jim Goad

"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet

"I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window." - Kelly Osbourne

"Every year, there is a new diet that all the celebs or housewives are trying. We all want the perfect diet or the perfect pill. If we surveyed a million women, and they could choose to learn the truth about God or the foolproof diet, I guarantee more women would pick the miracle diet over the miracle of life." - Marissa Jaret Winokur

"I keep my diet low in carbohydrates and high in protein." - Sullivan Stapleton

"This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed," - Angela Merkel

"Christianity has not failed. It is simply that nations have failed to try it. There would be no war in a God-directed world." - Richard E Byrd

"In our public life, California is on the verge of being a failed state, and no state has failed in the history of this country." - Kevin Starr

"I failed chemistry. I almost failed algebra." - Taye Diggs

"commenting on baseball players who test positive for steroids: It?s an announced test, so you not only failed the steroid test, you failed the IQ test." - Bob Costas

"The problem with nutrient-by-nutrient nutrition science is that it takes the nutrient out the context of the food, the food out of the context of the diet, and the diet out of the context of the lifestyle." - Marion Nestle

"I think a strict vegetarian diet acts as a good cleansing program for people who come from a diet heavy in animal foods and processed foods. But for some people, when it goes on too long it seems to backfire." - Ann Louise Gittleman

"I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!" - Beth Ditto

"I'm on a 24 hour champagne diet. Spillin while I'm sippin I encourage you to try it." - Drake

"Creativity thrives on a consistent diet of challenges and opportunities, which are often one and the same." - Lee Clow

"Vegetarianism is a healthier diet." - Deepak Chopra

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks." - Joe E Lewis

"He spilled my diet soda!" - CM Punk

"Nico leaned over and plucked a grape. Probably that was the guy's entire diet for the day." - Rick Riordan

"Life is an earnest business, and no one every became good or great on a diet of broad grins." - John Stuart Blackie

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it." - Jackie Gleason

"Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems." - Art Hoppe

"I never failed once. It just happened to be a 2000-step process." - Thomas A Edison

"When everything else failed, we can still become immortal by making an enormous blunder..." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Never give a man up until he has failed at something he likes." - Lewis E. Lawes

"All attempts to adapt our ethical code to our situation in the technological age have failed." - Max Born

"The only way you would have failed," she said, "is if you had." - Cassandra Clare

"We'd failed, maybe, but some mysteries aren't meant to be solved." - John Green

"one sank into the ancient sin of anomie when challenges failed." - Carolyn Heilbrun

"If we pass on an unsustainable environment to our children we have failed them." - Lewis Gordon

"Never beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans." - Paolo Bacigalupi

"One way or another, a life without conscience is a failed life." - Martha Stout

"If he did not succeed, he at least failed in a glorious undertaking." - Ovid

"A society which has poor people on its streets is a failed society!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"You have already failed if you need a lot of inspectors." - Anonymous

"Justice, though moving with tardy pace, has seldom failed to overtake the wicked in their flight." - Horace

"Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Assurance never failed to get admission into the houses of the great." - Thomas Moore

"[The opposition Press] which is in the hands of malecontents who have failed in their career." - Otto Von Bismarck

"A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself." - Will Cuppy

"I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway." - John Scalzi

"Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99 Ways Which Causes Failure!" - Thomas A Edison

"Jesus undid everything that Adam did, and did everything Adam failed to do." - Sinclair B. Ferguson

"Genius? Nothing! Sticking to it is the genius! ... I've failed my way to success." - Thomas A Edison

"They thought that the bullets would silence us, but they failed." - Malala Yousafzai

"Loneliness is failed solitude." - Sherry Turkle

"Those who have failed miserably are often the first to see God's formula for success." - Erwin W. Lutzer

"The fundamental reason why Medicare is failing is why the Soviet Union failed - socialism doesn't work," - Rand Paul

"Those allies who failed to join us will regret it. They're making a mistake." - Al D'Amato

"I hated the tests the raised hopes and failed expectations." - Two Kinds" - Amy Tan

"The profits follow, and if we have remembered that, they have never failed to appear." - George W. Merck

"Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"I only got the opportjnity to co-host a talk show because I failed at news." - Oprah Winfrey

"If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed." - Jay Mohr

"The city of Detroit is the living, breathing example of Hillary Clinton's failed economic agenda." - Donald Trump

"I think that what people have failed to talk about is white supremacy." - Henry Giroux

"Egypt is going to be, potentially, a failed state if we don't help them." - Michael T. Flynn

"If we pass on an unsustainable environment to our children we have failed them." - Lewis Gordon Pugh

"Against men habituated to lawless force, violent punishment failed to bring the violence under control." - Barbara Tuchman

"I have failed, thou sayest. Say rather that God is circling about towards His object." - Sri Aurobindo

"There was something about such reflex stupidity that never failed to irritate him." - Gregory Benford

"When a fact came along, he junked theories that failed to match." - Robert A Heinlein

"Tragic heroes are failed pragmatists. Their ends are unrealistic and their means are impractical." - Adam Phillips

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height." - Woody Allen

"His speech failed to rouse an enthusiastic cheer, but no one dared contradict him." - Kenneth Oppel

"The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail." - John Battelle

"The worst... was what the Pakistani soldiers did to the Bengali women after their failed rebellion." - Iris Chang

"I had to admit I'd pretty much failed at the whole low-profile thing." - Mary Cheney

"Almost every dot-com idea from 1999 that failed will succeed." - Marc Andreessen

"After three failed marriages, I know what it's like to be replaced." - Terry Bradshaw

"President Bush failed "miserably" at diplomacy, forcing the United States into war." - Tom Daschle

"It wasn't until I'd met everyone else's measure of success that I realized I'd failed myself." - Rick Remender

"There have always been revivals. Some have always been successful. And many of them have failed." - Harold Prince

"Environmentalism has failed." - David Suzuki

"So a failed movie is not going to ruin my career." - Vincent Donofrio

"If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally." - Adam Brody

"Psychologists have hitherto failed to realize that imagination is a necessary ingredient of perception itself." - Immanuel Kant

"I've never followed a vegan or vegetarian diet in the past, but I think I could do it. It would not be easy. I have worked with nutritionists who have said a vegan diet is not necessarily all positive for your health, because you need nutrients you only find in meats. I believe in a balanced diet." - Joel Robuchon

"People should not judge failed love affairs as failed experiences, but as part of the growth process. Something does not have to end well for it to have been one of the most valuable experiences of a lifetime." - Ethel Person

"Luck means the hardships and privations which you have not hesitated to endure, the long nights you have devoted to work. Luck means the appointments you have never failed to keep; the trains you have never failed to catch." - Max O'Rell

"When I have tried and failed, I shall have failed." - Sophocles

"The sun isn't your friend. It didn't laugh at that stupid little joke. But when the business failed, when your beauty failed, when you should have gone home but spent the night, the sun kept shining." - Sy Safransky

"I daily examine myself on three points: In planning for others, have I failed in conscientiousness? In intercourse with friends, have I been insincere? And have I failed to practice what I have been taught?" - Confucius

"How do you get up in the morning? Another wasted life it's so boring The system never failed you You failed yourself and all of your friends Now your heart is failing too A total system failure they pronounce you" - Juliana Hatfield

"Music is my religion. Music is the only thing that has never failed me. People let you down, music won't." - Gary Bartz

"You may have failed, but you are not a failure. That's what you did. That's not who you are." - Joel Osteen

"When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."" - Lily Tomlin

"The Obama experiment has failed" - John Thune

"Providence has at all times been my only dependence, for all other resources seemed to have failed us." - George Washington

"Doubtless the lunatic asylums of the world are filled with unfortunate women who have failed to see my charms." - Cassandra Clare

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them." - James Baldwin

"Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated, and this was an immutable law." - James Baldwin

"Most cartoonists are failed actors." - Milton Caniff

"The Christian with depth is the person who has failed and who has learned to live with it." - Brennan Manning

"Instead of fearing what might happen if I failed, I should be excited about what could happen if I succeeded!" - Deborah Smith

"Strange that grief should now almost choke me, because another human being's eye has failed to greet mine." - Charlotte Bronte

"He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed." - William James

"It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose." - Karl Pilkington



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