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Eating Chocolate Quotes


"Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate." - John Milton

"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it." - Malin Akerman

"When the economy changes, it's not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate." - Olivier Theyskens

"After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers." - Emily Luchetti

"Love is overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate" - Al Pacino

"If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly." - Anonymous

"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar." - George Carlin

"Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." - Truman Capote

"I'm always, all the time, eating chocolate. I eat pretty healthy, but then I go all out when it has to do with chocolate." - Zoey Deutch

"reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"Sometimes, eating a thick slice of chocolate fudge cake with ice cream makes you a better person." - Dr. SunWolf

"My biggest tip is this... treat bread like chocolate. You wouldn't have a chocolate bar in the morning and then a double chocolate bar at lunch and then some chocolate before dinner. I was essentially eating a loaf of bread a day. And that doesn't work for me." - James Corden

"The most important thing I want to get across is that maintaining weight loss is just hard. It takes a dedication to exercise and eating right most of the time. I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake." - Trisha Yearwood

"Never economize on the small luxuries of life. Drinking fine wine and eating chocolate won't solve your problems - but they won't hurt either." - Ernie J Zelinski

"Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension." - Peter Rogers

"I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on the airplane." - Alessandra Ambrosio

"Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them." - Debbi Fields

"I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet." - Amy Neftzger

"Are you eating it? Or is it eating you?" - Larry Cohen

"Eating is an environmental act." - Alice Waters

"I prefer eating to cooking." - Sania Mirza

"Flesh eating is unprovoked murder." - Benjamin Franklin

"Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich." - Anonymous

"Eating is sex for old people." - Jonathan Carroll

"Eating vegetables makes me feel good." - Joely Fisher

"Eating meat is primitive, barbaric, and arrogant." - Ingrid Newkirk

"Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese." - Larry Eisenberg

"Shabby, word-eating, pocket-picketing, sacrilegious villains." - Samuel Wilberforce

"Eating well is a lifelong priority." - Sara Ramirez

"I hate diets and I love eating." - Tracy Anderson

"In short, software is eating the world." - Marc Andreessen

"Eating without conversation is only stoking." - Marcelene Cox

"When I am full, I stop eating." - Tyra Banks

"I don't like eating in restaurants." - David Chang

"Do all your eating at a table." - Michael Pollan

"I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel." - Ashton Eaton

"I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'" - Steven Wright

"I think chocolate in moderation is not bad for you, but I eat way too much. I tell myself I'm going to eat two squares, and then I end up eating half a big bar." - Andrew Luck

"I mind my body by eating whole, healthy foods. I learned from Nutrisystem to eat consistently all day; otherwise, your body hoards fat. Of course, I also mind my body when it occasionally whispers, 'Marie, you need some chocolate.'" - Marie Osmond

"My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I'm addicted to them. It's really annoying. So I put her in a car and I drove her downtown. And I pointed out a crack addict. And I said, Do you see that, honey?... Why can't you be that skinny?" - Anthony Jeselnik

"After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I"d just started eating the chocolate muffin when he texted backPut that one down and eat the bran. It's better foryou." - Kelley Armstrong

"After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I'd just started eating the chocolate muffin when he texted backPut that one down and eat the bran. It's better foryou." - Kelley Armstrong

"Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car." - Dick Gregory

"in eating ecology love murder vegan vegetarianism flesh eating is unprovoked murder." - Benjamin Franklin

"The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial." - Mike Birbiglia

"Binge eating is another eating disorder that people really don't realize is a problem." - Demi Lovato

"I've always been a person that believes in eating often and eating smart, clean meals." - Brooke Burke

"I love food: hamburgers, pizza, gnocci, mashed potatoes, and especially chocolate. I enjoy eating for the sake of eating. Sometimes I feel sad for the models who don't eat. When you love food, you love life. When you love life, you love to love." - Laetitia Casta

"I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation." - Mel Gibson

"There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate." - Jill Shalvis

"Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone." - Dana Gould

"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson

"Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight." - Jason Love

"There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles." - Anonymous

"I adore dark chocolate." - Diane Von Furstenberg

"I'm a chocolate guy." - Jay Pharoah

"I'm just really tiny. People hate me, because I just sit. I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating and then I just... sit. And I don't gain a thing." - Chanel Iman

"I think there's something odd about eating another living anything." - Shania Twain

"I write every day. Writing is a necessity - like eating." - Mary Maclane

"To a greedy eating horse a short halter." - George Herbert

"Vicarious living is only slightly less impossible than vicarious eating." - Mason Cooley

"Much reading is like much eating -wholly useless without digestion." - Robert South

"You don't develop good teeth by eating mush." - Earl Blaik

"If you can't pronounce it, you shouldn't be eating it." - Michael Pollan

"Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?" - Harry Neale

"When eating an elephant take one bite at a time." - Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.

"You'll never regret eating blueberries or working up a sweat." - Jacquelyn Mitchard

"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance" - Oscar Wilde

"She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake" - Nicki Minaj

"Consensus processes starve innovative design by eating the resource." - Fred Brooks

"I was blown up while we were eating cheese." - Ernest Hemingway

"Eating was hard. Breathing was hard. Living was hardest." - Laurie Halse Anderson

"Eating soup with a fork: slow and messy." - Peter Schoomaker

"I have no interest in understanding sheep, only eating them." - Hannibal

"Eating three times a day even if you're not hungry." - Paulo Coelho

"How soft indeed the song of butterflies eating." - Kiyoshi Takayama

"Oh, the pleasure of eating my dinner alone!" - Charles Lamb

"We're still eating the leftovers of World War II." - Vandana Shiva

"The eating of meat extinguishes the seed of great compassion." - Gautama Buddha

"They have eating dogs for the anorexic now." - Prince Philip

"I've got to start eating at home more.." - Jeffrey Dahmer

"While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert." - Wayne Dyer

"A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating." - Dizzy Dean

"Eating sundaes is something you can't do every night." - Mary Tyler Moore

"I do know this: other countries are eating our lunch." - Donald Trump

"I'm consciously working very hard at not eating." - Scott Raab

"We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating." - Peter Sagal

"Why should you call me to account for eating decently?" - George Bernard Shaw

"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children" - Lewis B. Frumkes

"It's like a tapeworm eating at our economic body." - Warren Buffett


"Eating bread in Hollywood is a no-no!" - Viola Davis

"Eating, drinking, and depression disorders are really thinking disorders." - Byron Katie

"Reading is more important to me than eating." - John Piper

"I keep eating for fear I will be hungry." - Mason Cooley

"Eating in Sweden is really just a series of heartbreaks." - Bill Bryson

"When eating an elephant take one bite at a time." - Creighton Abrams

"Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating." - Goodman Ace

"I'd never really thought of eating salads before." - Charlie Adam

"To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting." - Edmund Burke

"I was eating beans by candle light for a decade." - Eric Andre

"You should be comfortable eating by yourself or in public." - Shenae Grimes

"Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?" - Andy Rooney

"Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick" - Charles Petzold

"My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese." - Ricky Gervais

"I still haven't quite got used to eating live fish." - David Mitchell

"Personally, I like a chocolate-colored sky, dark, dark chocolate." - Markus Zusak

"Good teachers deserve apples; great teachers deserve chocolate. A favorite quotation, written in calligraphy on his office door." - Richard Hamming

"Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest." - Ashok K. Banker

"Chocolate cake is the bomb!" - Scarlett Pomers

"I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better." - Nancy Pelosi

"I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate." - Denis Leary

"I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything." - Freddie Highmore

"I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I'm sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about bears." - Michael Thomas Ford

"I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets are not there to be picked and mixed but picked and stuck to, which is exactly what I shall begin to do once I've eaten this chocolate croissant." - Helen Fielding

"I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember." - Mike Royer

"I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on." - Joan Rivers

"I still indulge in a glass of wine or chocolate - treats are mandatory. Without deviating from the day-to-day healthy diet once in a while, it wouldn't be sustainable for me, and that's what I wanted: an approach to eating to last my entire life." - Alanis Morissette

"Cycling keeps me lean and I need to stay in shape, especially as I still like eating chocolate and ice-cream! I like to go mountain biking too. Running is also good; it's what we were designed to do as humans, so it comes naturally." - Mark Webber

"Swallowing that chocolate you just ate May have been your fatal mistake! Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots, Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot. Your breath will go smelly - it may make you sick, Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit! After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition, You will need to visit your local beautician. But no matter how ugly you may turn out to be You will always be sweet and beautiful to me." - Kevin Missen

"People make fun of what I'm eating because they can tell I hate it. They know I am not happy eating healthy food. I look miserable - I look like I would rather be eating something else." - Seth Rogen

"Eating has always come up whenever and wherever. Maybe it's because we're girls, we have a lot of interest in eating." - Kim Hyo-yeon

"I love eating meat, but I love our planet even more. So I will join this campaign and stop eating meat at least one day each week." - Richard Branson

"From eating meat arrogance is born, from arrogance erroneous imaginations issue, and from imagination is born greed; and for this reason refrain from eating meat." - Gautama Buddha

"For most gulls it was not flying that matters, but eating. For this gull, though, it was not eating that mattered, but flight." - Richard Bach

"We are already eating less animal foods since a few years ago, but we are still eating 8-9 billion animals per year." - Mark Bittman

"The beginning of mindful eating is the realization that eating meat is not about the meat-eater; it is about the animals who are tormented and killed." - Norm Phelps

"For most gulls, it is not flying that matters, but eating. For this gull, though, it was not eating that mattered, but flight." - Richard Bach

"The case for meat-eaters - if eating meat is a sin and eating plants is the way out of sin, then how come some plants are carnivorous themselves?" - Siddharth Katragadda

"It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is soporific. I have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then I am not a rabbit." - Beatrix Potter

"I feel like so often I'm just, like, running around and eating in the car, which is, like, not good, or eating as I'm walking down the street." - Gillian Jacobs

"Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don't call it milk chocolate - we call it milky chocolate." - Alain Ducasse

"Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap." - Sark

"Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don't work out, when you're licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds." - Steve Almond

"I'm just full of surprises." Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. "You can have the candy if you sit on my lap." That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girls." I'm not old, and you're not stupid." He sat, patted his knee. "It's Belgian chocolate." Just because I'm sitting on your lap and eating your candy doesn't mean you can cop a feel," she said as she folded into his lap." - Nora Roberts

"Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact." - Sophie Kinsella

"I'm an empress. I wear an apron. My typewriter writes. It didn't break the way it warned. Even crazy, I'm as nice as a chocolate bar." - Anne Sexton

"If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast." - Laini Taylor

"Love is just a chocolate substitute." - Melanie Clark Pullen

"Life without chocolate is just an existence" - Sue Costello

"I like playing make-believe. And my brothers do it with me, so its fun. Its almost better than chocolate ice cream." - Madylin Sweeten

"I don't love acting; I love chocolate." - Elizabeth Taylor

"I like chocolate because it's chocolatey!" - Jensen Ackles

"[I love] anything chocolate, anytime, anywhere." - Sean Sasser

"Twill make old women young and fresh, Create new motions of the flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they but taste of chocolate." - James Wadsworth

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" - Sandra J. Dykes

"Does breast milk come in chocolate?" - Anonymous

"Fruit only angers my need for chocolate." - Jason Love

"Money may talk, but chocolate sings." - Anonymous

"Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate." - Anonymous



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