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Easter Sunday Quotes


"Easter means that Christmas worked." - Timothy Keller

"The Jews spend at Easter." - George Herbert

"'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday." - Fulton J Sheen

"Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ." - Bernhard Langer

"The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave." - Bill Murray

"Christ will rise on Easter day!" - Phillips Brooks

"Necessity knows no Sunday." - Agnes Repplier

"I accept the resurrection of Easter Sunday not as an invention of the community of disciples, but as a historical event." - Pinchas Lapide

"I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy." - Kevin James

"Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird." - Justin Bieber

"I teach Sunday School, motherfucker." - Stephen Colbert

"I teach Sunday school, motherf*****." - Stephen Colbert

"Sunday is my favorite day." - Emma Caulfield

"How Sunday into Monday melts!" - Ogden Nash

"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate." - David Sedaris

"There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter." - Gordon B Hinckley

"What did the last Easter Islander say as he chopped down the last tree? The Easter Islanders didnt have anthropologists." - Jared Diamond

"I accept the resurrection of Easter Sunday not as an invention of the community of disciples, but as a historical event. If the resurrection of Jesus from the dead on that Easter Sunday were a public event which had been made known...not only to the 530 Jewish witnesses but to the entire population, all Jews would have become followers of Jesus." - Pinchas Lapide

"Poetry is truth in its Sunday clothes." - Philibert Joseph Roux

"Sunday school don't make you cool forever." - Sly Stone

"Sunday is a day of rest." - Mark Morris

"I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din." - Will Rogers

"Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want." - Kirk Windstein

"And it is always Easter Sunday at the New York City Ballet. It is always coming back to life. Not even coming back to life - it lives in the constant present." - John Guare

"Here is the amazing thing about Easter; the Resurrection Sunday for Christians is this, that Christ in the dying moments on the cross gives us the greatest illustration of forgiveness possible." - T D Jakes

"During my life I have heard many sermons on the Resurrection. I can recite the events of that first Easter Sunday. I have marked in my scriptures passages regarding the Resurrection." - Joseph B Wirthlin

"To be sure, it was not Easter Sunday but Holy Saturday, but, the more I reflect on it, the more this seems to be fitting for the nature of our human life: we are still awaiting Easter; we are not yet standing in the full light but walking toward it full of trust." - Pope Benedict Xvi

"The message of Easter is not that Jesus is alive, it is so much more. The message of Easter is that Jesus has risen!" - Colin S. Smith

"It is Sunday, mid-morning-Sunday in the living room, Sunday in the kitchen, Sunday in the woodshed, Sunday down the road in the village: I hear the bells, calling me to share God's grace." - E B White

"The Jewes spend at Easter, the Moors at marriages, the Christians in sutes." - George Herbert

"If it's easter than east and wester than west, it must be north." - Jessica Day George

"Easter is never deserved." - Jan Karon

"We were taking collections for people with AIDS in New York around Easter." - Chita Rivera

"I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too." - Barbara Bretton

"The life of the wealthy is one long Sunday" - Georg Buchner

"If you want to kill Christianity you must abolish Sunday." - Voltaire

"Sunday, the day for the language of leisure." - Elfriede Jelinek

"A 0-0 is like a Sunday without sun." - Alfredo Di Stefano

"But it's Sunday, Mr. Bell. Clocks are slow on Sundays." - Truman Capote

"Everyday is like Sunday Everyday is silent and grey" - Steven Morrissey

"The one great poem of New England is her Sunday." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Sunday afternoons are the longest afternoons of all ..." - Carson Mccullers

"I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either" - Tom Holt

"Good Friday was the worst Friday until Sunday." - Mike Donehey

"Sunday is a day of rest. Loafing is not rest." - Robert Baden-Powell

"Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday." - William Shakespeare

"We do a stewardship series every offering time." - Johnny Hunt

"Source: 'Remembering Clarence,' in the Sunday Times newspaper, Sri Lanka" - Vernon Corea

""Sunday" was the best one I think I made." - Earl Sweatshirt

"Some of his words were not Sunday-school words." - Mark Twain

"A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content." - Proverbs

" gives you the impression that every day is Sunday." - Marlene Dietrich

"He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday." - Jean Racine

"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." - Joseph Addison

"I'm not religious, so theres no church on Sunday." - Tamara Ecclestone

"Well, I believe in God. I taught Sunday school." - Kay Hagan

"We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it." - Joe Namath

"I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday." - Raymond Chandler

"I've never been a Sunday-only kind of Christian." - Sharron Angle

"E'en Sunday shines no Sabbath day to me." - Alexander Pope

"I don't have an objective overview of Black Sunday." - Barbara Steele

"The life of the wealthy is one long Sunday." - Georg Buchner

"Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday" - Drake

"If people call me a Sunday painter I'm a Sunday painter who paints every day of the week!" - L. S. Lowry

"Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan." - Albert Schweitzer

"Dear God, don't let us confine Easter to Easter." - Matt Fitzgerald

"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us." - Denis Leary

"Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out." - Bertran de Born

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"There are ... other business societies - England, Holland, Belgium and France, for instance. But ours [the United States] is the only culture now extant in which business so completely dominates the national scene that sports, crime, sex, death, philanthropy and Easter Sunday are money-making propositions." - Margaret Halsey

"I went to church every Sunday...I understood Christmas and what Easter was about. I understood the persecution of Christ, the crucifixion of Christ, the Resurrection of Christ. I understood all that but I have to say that beyond that...for me, my knowledge after that was quite vague." - Juan Pablo Di Pace

"It happens to all of us, I concluded that Easter Sunday morning. God simply keeps reaching down into the dirt of humanity and resurrecting us from the graves we dig for ourselves through our violence, our lies, our selfishness, our arrogance, and our addictions. And God keeps loving us back to life over and over." - Nadia Bolz-Weber

"Unable to do anything for a month after the ordeal. No more cancer. No more radiation. My doctor pronounced me clear on March 29. Felt the crucifixion this year, and the tomb, and Easter Sunday. Still not sure who has emerged." - Marion Woodman

"Easter occurs on different dates each year because, like the Jewish Passover, it is based upon the vernal equinox, that dramatic moment when the hours of the day-light and the hours of darkness at last draw parallel and then the light finally and triumphantly wins out. Thus Easter is always fixed as the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox. It's a cosmic, solar, and lunar event as deeply rooted in religious traditions originating from sun-god worship as one could conceivably imagine." - Tom Harpur

"Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number." - Anthony Jeselnik

"It was a Sunday afternoon, wet and cheerless; and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to show than a rainy Sunday in London." - Thomas De Quincey

"I cook a mean Sunday lunch. My idea of Heaven is a lunch outside on a beautifully sunny Sunday afternoon. It's the time to gather everyone together." - Cate Blanchett

"Sunday is the day I connect with Buenos Aires. I speak to or text my mother every day, but on Sunday I phone everyone." - Elena Roger

"Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday dinner isn't sunny. Easter feasts are just bad luck. When you see it from the viewpoint of a chicken or a duck. Oh how I once loved tuna salad Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too Till I stopped and looked at dinner From the dinner's point of view." - Shel Silverstein

"We are still awaiting Easter; we are not yet standing in the full light but walking toward it full of trust." - Pope Benedict Xvi

"I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little shell. Like an Easter egg shell that's all decorated." - Edie Brickell

"Somehow we just dont make the same boisterous fun of Holy Week that we do of Christmas. No one plans to have a holly, jolly Easter." - Frederica Mathewes-Green

"I know of no place where the wind can be as icy and the damp so penetrating as in Oxford round about Easter time." - Vera Brittain

"There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art." - Evelyn Waugh

"He that won't be counseled can't be helped. He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter." - Benjamin Franklin

"Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays." - Roseanne Barr

"This is the Easter message, that awakening is possible, to the goodness of God, the sacredness of human life, the sisterhood and brotherhood of all." - Anne Lamott

"We have three big shows on Sunday, so there will be pressure to spread the wealth." - David A. Bader

"[Professional engineers] must for years abandon their white collars except for Sunday." - Herbert Hoover

"Champagne makes you feel like it's Sunday and better days are just around the corner." - Marlene Dietrich

"The lessons I learned in Sunday School have kept me on track" - Denzel Washington

"I can not forget Melina Mercouri in black dress at 'Never on Sunday'." - Jean Paul Gaultier

"The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday- Very Intense Pain!" - Jerry Lawler

"People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true." - Richard Nixon

"So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church and that's when I got saved." - Russell Wilson

"It can't be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays." - George Weah

"...Sunday evenings are heavier than clouds with rain, darker too and often interminable..." - John M. Geddes

"Live forgiveness every day rather than just talking about it on Sunday." - Wayne Dyer

"We are not a club or a Sunday school class, but a school of the woods." - Baden Powell de Aquino

"You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday." - Brian Clough

"Sunday is the Lord's Day. Let us find time to be with him." - Pope Francis

"...Sunday evenings are heavier than clouds with rain, darker too and often interminable..." - John J. Geddes

"If you want anything to work, Sunday, you're going to have to believe it" - Alethea Kontis

"The world will break your heart ten times till Sunday,that's guaranteed" - Matthew Quick

"Sunday observe; think, when the bells do chime, 'tis angels' music; therefore come not late." - George Herbert

"You know what Sunday is, it's a day with a lot of potential for naps." - Polly Horvath

"Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood," - Newt Gingrich

"Howard Dean knows about as much about the South as a hog knows about Sunday." - Zell Miller

"Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?" - Kin Hubbard

"Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons." - Edward Abbey

"Despite of all my Sunday learnin', toward the bad I kept turning." - Merle Haggard

"Mama gives you money for Sunday school, you trade yours for candy after church is through." - Stevie Wonder

"Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday." - Harry S Truman

"If you can't be bothered to work on Saturday, don't bother to come in on Sunday." - Jay Chiat

"I hate Sunday, I can't wait for Monday so I can go back to work again." - Ingrid Bergman

"I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week." - Jack Charlton

"I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece..." - Sarah Silverman

"Sunday is the core of our civilization, dedicated to thought and reverence." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The great thing about being up early on a Sunday is nothing." - Doug Benson

"Life is not like Gloomy Sunday, with a second ending when the people are disturbed." - Emilie Autumn

"So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church and that's when I got saved." - Russell Wilson

"I'm definitely not a traditionalist, because a traditionalist would be going to church every Sunday." - Oprah Winfrey

"The clergyman is expected to be a kind of human Sunday." - Samuel Butler

"The appearance of religion only on Sunday proves that it is only an appearance." - John Adams

"My favorite dish is cleaning out the fridge on Sunday night and improvising a great medley." - Matthew Mcconaughey

"It's nine o'clock on Sunday night/Do you know where your man is?" - Elle Varner

"People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true." - Richard M. Nixon

"After I'd preached a message on Sunday night, I'd print it up." - Tim Lahaye

"On Sunday night, my husband makes a five-course family dinner." - Soledad Obrien

"I attended Sunday School and then church with my father and mother throughout my childhood." - Leverett Saltonstall

"I make sure I make a painting - that's my job. And I cook the Sunday dinner." - Billy Childish

"I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife." - Jilly Cooper

"I don't put on my best clothes to make a film, my Sunday best." - Jonathan Glazer

"You can't have a belief system on Sunday and not live it the other six days." - David Green

"My Sunday mornings are spent in a recovery meeting in Pacific Palisades." - Buzz Aldrin

"But I don't necessarily define my faith by going to church every Sunday." - Miley Cyrus

"Sunday, for me, is all about being home with the family with no plans." - John Lasseter

"If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"Sunday morning church service is not an enormous priority; spending time with other believers is." - Donald Miller

"The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance." - Shelley Berman

"I take my kids to a farmers' market each Sunday to buy organic produce." - Shawn Amos

"So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church and that's when I got saved." - Russell Wilson

"It's not enough to attend church and pray every Sunday; you have to act." - Abbe Pierre

"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday." - Art Rooney

"I'd rather direct than produce. Any day. And twice on Sunday." - Steven Spielberg

"I usually stay in on Sunday nights. I'm not much of a party person." - Robert Wilson

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." - Woody Allen



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