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Easter Eggs Quotes


"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs." - Simon Kinberg

"Easter is never deserved." - Jan Karon

"I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs." - Jay-Z

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'" - John Mccain

"He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." - Bobby Heenan

"The Jews spend at Easter." - George Herbert

"You can't unscramble eggs." - J P Morgan

"They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed." - Bob Uecker

"Christ will rise on Easter day!" - Phillips Brooks

"I can eat fifty eggs." - Paul Newman

"Fat hens lay few eggs." - Proverbs

"My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs." - Adam Ferrara

"Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails." - David Letterman

"Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God." - Denis Leary

"Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress." - Jay Leno

"In Australia...they celebrate Easter the telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night" - Bill Hicks

"Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress." - Jay Leno

"The trick is, the Easter eggs have to enhance the experience for those who know what they are, but not detract from the experience for those who don't." - Kevin Feige

"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate." - David Sedaris

"I think Easter is most profoundly about meaning, not mechanism." - Katharine Jefferts Schori

"There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter." - Gordon B Hinckley

"Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president." - Wylie Dufresne

"Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs." - Mark Twain

"Two eggs do not an omelette make" - Brooke Shields

"Books are like eggs - best when fresh." - Edward Abbey

"Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs." - Ron Atkinson

"Some people eat eggs, I wear them." - John Major

"No doves come from ravens" eggs" - Hannah Kent

"Eggs and oaths are easily broken." - Proverbs

"Going as if he trod upon eggs." - Robert Burton

"Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs." - Mark Twain

"Omelets are not made without breaking eggs." - Maximilien Robespierre

"I cook some damn good eggs!" - Kevin Durand

"I love eggs fried over medium." - Slick Rick

"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham." - Groucho Marx

"The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already." - Charles Spurgeon

"I like eggs. My favorite way of cooking eggs is old school French." - David Chang

"There are Easter eggs in every book I've ever written. I think in the first one I called [Scientology] "Diabology," but I was scared, so I didn't tell many people what it really meant." - Kate Bornstein

"Almost everything is in the movie [The Hangover]. I think the fun little Easter eggs on the DVD will be sort of the gag reel stuff. There's a lot of takes we just couldn't get through.We were laughing." - Ed Helms

"Hundreds of barefoot Filipinos marched on the roads through the Philippines carrying heavy wooden crosses and whipping their backs until they bled to prepare for Easter. Call me old-fashioned but I just like coloring the eggs." - Jay Leno

"The message of Easter is not that Jesus is alive, it is so much more. The message of Easter is that Jesus has risen!" - Colin S. Smith

"You're sure that we'll find someone suitable here? Sure as eggs is eggs, replied Sneezer. Surer even, eggs not always being what one might expect." - Garth Nix

"Do not put all your eggs in one basket." - Warren Buffett

"I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs." - Armando Iannucci

"I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast." - Elizabeth II

"One knows in France 685 different ways of preparing eggs." - Alexandre Balthazar Laurent Grimod de La Reyniere

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs." - Joseph Stalin

"I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose?" - Todd Rundgren

"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs." - Maximilien Robespierre

"Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not." - Erma Bombeck

"I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs." - Greg Behrendt

"Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them." - Bobby Robson

"There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." - Proverbs

"You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs." - Proverbs

"In a broken nest there are few whole eggs." - Proverbs

"Truth and eggs are useful only while they are fresh." - Austin O'Malley

"Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs." - Harlan Tarbell

"If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette." - Anthony Eden

"I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast." - Queen Elizabeth II

"History is an omlette. THe eggs are already broken." - Orson Scott Card

"Our nest eggs, no matter how small, are safe." - Nick Clooney

"I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty." - David Letterman

"I love eggs. When it's the season of truffles, scrambled eggs with truffles, and I'm happy. I'm smiling like that." - Eric Ripert

"Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs." - Nora Roberts

"Owe money at Easter and Lent will seem short to thee." - James Howell

"Easter is about Jesus: the Jesus who announced God's saving, sovereign kingdom..." - N T Wright

"Easter was when they nailed Him to the cross. And He never said a mumbling word." - Thomas Jefferson

"The Jewes spend at Easter, the Moors at marriages, the Christians in sutes." - George Herbert

"To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ." - Bernhard Langer

"Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter." - Benjamin Franklin

"We were taking collections for people with AIDS in New York around Easter." - Chita Rivera

"I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too." - Barbara Bretton

"I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night. Now ... I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book." - Bill Hicks

"Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg." - J K Rowling

"We're also talking a lot in the room about planting seeds that can grow over the course of the season, knowing that people might be watching them in bulk. We'd like to bury some Easter eggs and let people find them, later on." - Jenji Kohan

"If elected, Hillary Clinton could be impeached based on what we already know, and there's plenty more yet to be discovered. Emails and other documents that could be used in impeachment proceedings are waiting to be found like Easter eggs laid out for 3-year-olds." - Rush Limbaugh

"The Sundering is a world spanning event that creates ripples all across the Realms. The books in the series are connected in that they take place against that backdrop, showing different aspects of it. The stories, however, are not sequels or intertwined, though there are some Easter Eggs across books." - Paul S. Kemp

"To the casual observer, the Dropbox demo video looked like a normal product demonstration, but we put in about a dozen Easter eggs that were tailored for the Digg audience. References to Tay Zonday and 'Chocolate Rain' and allusions to 'Office Space' and 'XKCD.' It was a tongue-in-cheek nod to that crowd, and it kicked off a chain reaction." - Drew Houston

"I am a big gamer. I am kind of in the beginning stages of creating a graphic novel entity that would encompass a game and a movie. I would die happy if I could be a voice in a game that I would actually play and create easter eggs with the team. That's my dream." - Janina Gavankar

"Dear God, don't let us confine Easter to Easter." - Matt Fitzgerald

"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us." - Denis Leary

"For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born." - Alice Freeman Palmer

"Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter." - Fran Lebowitz

"When Good Friday comes, these are the moments in life when we feel there's no hope. But then, Easter comes." - Coretta Scott King

"I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket." - Jim Butcher

"Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell." - Bo Belinsky

"But oh, she dances in such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight." - John Suckling

"Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out." - Bertran de Born

"Easter means that Christmas worked." - Timothy Keller

"The primary metaphor for the Easter season is the church as the resurrected people living a resurrected spirituality. Because of Easter we are in union with Christ and are called to live in our baptismal identity in his resurrection. This essential theme of Easter cannot be communicated in a day. It takes a season." - Robert E. Webber

"A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life." - Jean-Claude Van Damme

"I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering." - Dane Cook

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket' is all wrong. I tell you 'put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket." - Andrew Carnegie

"I love eggs so much. I feel like my day hasn't started until I've had eggs. I'm probably gonna die from high cholesterol!" - Norah Jones

"A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet." - C S Lewis

"Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?" - Billy Wilder

"Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?" - Libba Bray

"Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one." - Peter Drucker

"Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!" - Diana Wynne Jones

"Good moods're as fragile as eggs...Bad moods're as fragile as bricks." - David Mitchell

"Concentrate; put all your eggs in one basket, and watch that basket..." - Andrew Carnegie

"Put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket." - Mark Twain

"I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs." - William Shakespeare

"States organized for war will make war as surely as hens will lay eggs..." - H G Wells

"Without butter, without eggs, there is no reason to come to France." - Paul Bocuse

"Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection." - Benjamin Franklin

"Put all your eggs in one basket. Then you're less likely to drop that basket." - David Haye

"We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs." - Giovanni Trapattoni

"A wise man does not trust all his eggs to one basket." - Miguel De Cervantes

"I never wanted it to end this way, but flies will lay their eggs." - Marilyn Manson

"The greatest safety lies in putting all your eggs in one basket and watching the basket." - Gerald M. Loeb

"For workaholics, all the eggs of self-esteem are in the basket of work." - Judith M Bardwick

"In order to unscramble some eggs the leader gotta have some balls" - Margaret Thatcher

"Socialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs" - Margaret Thatcher

"Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs." - Dana Gould

"Capital brings forth living offspring, or at the least, lays the golden eggs." - Karl Marx

"Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs." - Victor Davis Hanson

"To put all of your eggs in one basket is silly." - John Kasich

"At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later." - Bill Jay

"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." - Dorothy Parker

"Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!" - Dr. Seuss

"No clever arrangement of bad eggs ever made a good omelet." - C S Lewis

"Put all your eggs in the one basket and - Watch That Basket." - Mark Twain

"Making capitalism out of socialism is like making eggs out of an omelet." - Vadim Bakatin

"You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette." - Stephen Colbert

"Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized" - Jodi Picoult

"Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell." - Cass Canfield

"The world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities." - George Eliot

"Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people." - Jesse James Garrett

"Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!" - Shanola Hampton

"I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs!" - Chrissy Teigen

"I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs." - Sofia Vergara

"My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs." - Tim Conway

"Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell." - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

"It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs." - Margaret Thatcher

"At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen." - Delta Goodrem

"I like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants." - Ruth Reichl

"I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs." - Mandy Moore

"I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes." - Billy Wilder

"I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs." - H L Mencken

"Eggs cannot be unscrambled." - Proverbs

"I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little shell. Like an Easter egg shell that's all decorated." - Edie Brickell

"O Risen Christ! O Easter Flower! How dear Thy Grace has grown! From east to west, with loving power, Make all the world Thine own." - Phillips Brooks

"He that won't be counseled can't be helped. He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter." - Benjamin Franklin

"Easter is all about remembering the importance of change, responsibility, and doing the right thing for the good of our children." - David Cameron

"People come together with their families to celebrate Easter. What better way to celebrate than to spend a few hours going on the journey of Christ's life." - Roma Downey

"'Rapa Nui' is about the conflict in the 1600s on Easter Island. It's about the clash of the royal clan and the working class." - Jason Scott Lee



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