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Easter Egg Quotes


"Easter is never deserved." - Jan Karon

"Dear God, don't let us confine Easter to Easter." - Matt Fitzgerald

"Easter means that Christmas worked." - Timothy Keller

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."" - Robert Breault

"They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed." - Bob Uecker

"Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell." - Bo Belinsky

"A toast once heard: To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." - Robert Brault

"Is an egg a vegetable?" - Jodie Marsh

"Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails." - David Letterman

"I'll protect myself by making up all this crazy stuff. It'll be like a little shell. Like an Easter egg shell that's all decorated." - Edie Brickell

"Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress." - Jay Leno

"Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress." - Jay Leno

"Don't count your chickens before they egg." - Ross O'Donovan

"I'm not a nest-egg person." - Dwight Howard

"The egg cackles and lays the chicken." - Robin Morgan

"But this is a remarkable egg, an egg worth talking about, an egg worth crossing the street for, an egg worth writing about." - Seth Godin

"Go to work on an egg." - Fay Weldon

"Remorse, the fatal egg by Pleasure laid." - William Cowper

"Ex ovo omnia.' Everything from an egg." - William Harvey

"Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid." - William Cowper

"The egg, you see, is a very sexy thing. Egg is like birth. Eggshell is sexy. Egg yolk is definitely sexy. Oh, I love egg." - Michael Chow

"Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day." - James Howell

"We are Easter people living in a Good Friday world." - Barbara Johnson

"Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life." - S. D Gordon

"I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs." - Simon Kinberg

"There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter." - Gordon B Hinckley

"In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade." - Irving Berlin

"The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg?" - Mason Cooley

"Psychoanalysis pretends to investigate the Unconscious. The Unconscious by definition is what you are not conscious of. But the Analysts already know what's in it. They should, because they put it all in beforehand. It's like an Easter Egg hunt." - Saul Bellow

"It seemed clear to me early on that one of the things a photograph could do was make a reality, and I wanted to do that. I always think of looking inside an Easter egg and seeing a perfect world." - Justine Kurland

"Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg." - John Updike

"Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent." - Conan O'Brien

"The message of Easter is not that Jesus is alive, it is so much more. The message of Easter is that Jesus has risen!" - Colin S. Smith

"I like Easter. But let's remember that Christ's resurrection is not truer at Easter than at any other time of the year." - Aiden Wilson Tozer

"Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg." - Irma S Rombauer

"An egg boiled very soft is not unwholesome." - Jane Austen

"It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes." - Mark Tooley

"Man is on earth as in an egg." - Heraclitus

"Today life opened inside me like an egg ..." - Anne Sexton

"Fish without wine is like egg without salt." - Auguste Escoffier

"Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!" - Terry Pratchett

"He that steals an egg will steal an ox." - George Herbert

"Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people." - John Oliver

"Socialism is in no way a curate's egg" - Margaret Thatcher

"To eat an egg, you must break the shell." - Proverbs

"Which came first-the chicken or the egg?" - Saying

"The owl of ignorance lays the egg of pride." - Proverbs

"Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg." - Samuel Goldwyn

"It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg." - Navjot Singh Sidhu

"The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg." - Jack Handey

"Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer." - Douglas Horton

"Owe money at Easter and Lent will seem short to thee." - James Howell

"So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny." - Rachel Cohn

"The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America." - John Waters

"I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs." - Jay-Z

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'" - John Mccain

"He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." - Bobby Heenan

"Easter was when they nailed Him to the cross. And He never said a mumbling word." - Thomas Jefferson

"Easter is about Jesus: the Jesus who announced God's saving, sovereign kingdom..." - N T Wright

"Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song." - Pope John Paul Ii

"Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life." - Janine Di Giovanni

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris

"Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg." - J K Rowling

"The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs" - Thom Yorke

"As a general rule, fans and idols should always be kept at arm's length, the length of the arm to be proportionate to the degree of sheer idolatry involved. Don't take a Beatle to lunch. Don't wait up to see if the Easter Bunny is real. Just enjoy the egg hunt." - Shana Alexander

"There might be an Easter egg in there that I'm missing [in Timeless], I'll have to look again, but there are pop culture references, for sure. There are a lot of references that you would only understand if you've seen the movie The Untouchables." - Misha Collins

"An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey." - Mel Brooks

"God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken." - Rachel Caine

"Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married." - Anonymous

"Aemon's blind white eyes came open. "Egg?" he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. "Egg, I dreamed that I was old." - George R R Martin

"Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"As an egg, when broken, never Can be mended, but must ever Be the same crushed egg for ever- So shall this dark heart of mine!" - Thomas Holley Chivers

"Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as an egg for quarrelling." - William Shakespeare

"My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?" - Shirley Temple

"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us." - Denis Leary

"For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born." - Alice Freeman Palmer

"Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter." - Fran Lebowitz

"The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave." - Bill Murray

"When Good Friday comes, these are the moments in life when we feel there's no hope. But then, Easter comes." - Coretta Scott King

"I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket." - Jim Butcher

"Easter is an earthquake, an explosion. If you see it as less than that, you're not getting it." - Robert Barron

"Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out." - Bertran de Born

"Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket." - Henny Youngman

"The Jews spend at Easter." - George Herbert

"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary." - Lea Delaria

"The primary metaphor for the Easter season is the church as the resurrected people living a resurrected spirituality. Because of Easter we are in union with Christ and are called to live in our baptismal identity in his resurrection. This essential theme of Easter cannot be communicated in a day. It takes a season." - Robert E. Webber

"A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt." - Florence King

"The irresolute man flecks from one egg to another, so hatches nothing." - Owen Feltham

"The secret, if one may paraphrase a savage vocabulary, lies in the egg of night." - Loren Eiseley

"An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different." - Oscar Wilde

"You can't just go on being a good egg. You must either hatch or go bad!" - C S Lewis

"That's the way with these directors, they're always biting the hand that lays the golden egg." - Samuel Goldwyn

"An unhatched egg is to me the greatest challenge in life." - E B White

"The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg." - Margaret Thatcher

"Inflation is when sitting on your nest egg doesn't give you anything to crow about." - Anonymous

"The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg." - Richard Dawkins

"The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg." - Richard Dawkins

"I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg." - Jasper Fforde

"It takes one hen to lay an egg, but seven men to sell it." - C. J. Dennis

"For how tiny the world, This ant's egg-and the sky!" - Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib

"Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes" - George Bernard Shaw

"The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision-it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness." - Mel Brooks

"Dada is the sun, Dada is the egg. Dada is the Police of the Police." - Richard Huelsenbeck

"Socialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs" - Margaret Thatcher

"Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg." - David Cameron

"Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs." - Dana Gould

"I generally think that Hillary Clinton is a good egg and a good politician." - Joss Whedon

"You can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg." - Maureen Lipman

"Man is harder than rock and more fragile than an egg." - Proverbs

"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg." - Anonymous

"When I had reached my term, I looked like a rat dragging a stolen egg." - Colette

"There is always a best way of doing everything, if it be to boil an egg." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Send not for a hatchet to break open an egg with." - Thomas Fuller

"I think he must have an egg-timer - every four minutes, he blows the whistle." - Jack Gibson

"Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat." - William Shakespeare

"An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow." - Benjamin Franklin

"I love you on the surface of seas Red like the egg when it is green" - Andre Breton

"Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side." - William Shakespeare

"What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan." - Oliver Herford

"An egg white omelet with vegetables is one of my favorite breakfasts." - Gabriela Isler

"We call 'Ain't No Mountain' the golden egg that landed us at Motown." - Nickolas Ashford

"Younger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg." - Gresham Barrett

"I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg." - James M Barrie

"A day without an argument is like an egg without salt." - Angela Carter

"A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg." - Michael Foot

"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg." - Samuel Goldwyn

"I have a nest egg, and I don't buy above my means." - Mariska Hargitay

"The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire." - Pamela Hansford Johnson

"My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg." - Cilla Black

"If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg." - Bobby Robson

"Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer." - Conan O'Brien

"The egg it is the source of all To everyone's ancestral hall." - Clarence Day

"We must be careful what we say. No bird resumes its egg." - Emily Dickinson

"My whole life, I have been trying to cook an egg in the right way." - Jose Andres Puerta

"When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life." - Mitt Romney

"I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit." - Vanessa Hudgens

"I always like stories where the egg ends up on my face." - Rob Lowe

"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg." - Samuel Butler

"Who could have predicted what would happen in the time it takes to boil an egg?" - Timothee de Fombelle

"Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer." - Conan Obrien

"Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God." - Denis Leary

"See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter snows. Earth with heaven above rejoices..." - Charles Kingsley

"Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood." - Wallace Stevens

"Easter time reminds us that we have every right to believe that this hope is based on time-tested truths and a solid foundation." - Sarah Palin

"We are still awaiting Easter; we are not yet standing in the full light but walking toward it full of trust." - Pope Benedict Xvi

"Christ will rise on Easter day!" - Phillips Brooks

"We celebrate [Easter] because now, thanks to the risen Lord, it is definitively established that reason is stronger than unreason, truth stronger than lies, love stronger than death." - Pope Benedict Xvi

"Somehow we just dont make the same boisterous fun of Holy Week that we do of Christmas. No one plans to have a holly, jolly Easter." - Frederica Mathewes-Green



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