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Easter Chocolate Quotes


"The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate." - David Sedaris

"Dear God, don't let us confine Easter to Easter." - Matt Fitzgerald

"So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny." - Rachel Cohn

"The Jews spend at Easter." - George Herbert

"There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate." - Jill Shalvis

"Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone." - Dana Gould

"I adore dark chocolate." - Diane Von Furstenberg

"I'm a chocolate guy." - Jay Pharoah

"Christ will rise on Easter day!" - Phillips Brooks

"Personally, I like a chocolate-colored sky, dark, dark chocolate." - Markus Zusak

"Chocolate cake is the bomb!" - Scarlett Pomers

"I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better." - Nancy Pelosi

"I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything." - Freddie Highmore

"Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God." - Denis Leary

"In Australia...they celebrate Easter the telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night" - Bill Hicks

"We are Easter people living in a Good Friday world." - Barbara Johnson

"Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life." - S. D Gordon

"If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast." - Laini Taylor

"Love is just a chocolate substitute." - Melanie Clark Pullen

"Life without chocolate is just an existence" - Sue Costello

"I don't love acting; I love chocolate." - Elizabeth Taylor

"I like chocolate because it's chocolatey!" - Jensen Ackles

"[I love] anything chocolate, anytime, anywhere." - Sean Sasser

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" - Sandra J. Dykes

"Get it in ya! Chocolate milk, bitch!" - Tre Cool

"I eat a lot of chocolate." - Manolo Blahnik

"I'm a woman who wants her chocolate." - Jessica Simpson

"I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night. Now ... I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book." - Bill Hicks

"God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it." - Amelie Nothomb

"I love chocolate. I like milk and dark chocolate, but definitely not white." - Alicia Sacramone

"I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!" - Nina Dobrev

"I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!" - Laura Wilkinson

"'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Easter is always the answer to "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me!"" - Madeleine L'Engle

"The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America." - John Waters

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'" - John Mccain

"Easter is never deserved." - Jan Karon

"Easter is about Jesus: the Jesus who announced God's saving, sovereign kingdom..." - N T Wright

"Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song." - Pope John Paul Ii

"Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life." - Janine Di Giovanni

"You cannot have chocolate without cacao. The cacao bean is chocolate. All chocolate contains at least some ground up cacao beans." - David Wolfe

"McKinley shows all the background of a chocolate eclair." - Theodore Roosevelt

"McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair." - Theodore Roosevelt

"How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?" - Christopher

"Making chocolate is a way of life, not a profession," - Jacques Torres

"Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food." - Michael Levine

"There isn't always sex, but there is always chocolate." - Michael Lipsey

"God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate. Mrs. Miracle" - Debbie Macomber

"Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words." - Rachel Vincent

"The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon." - Jeffrey Steingarten

"His own government, suing him, that's not Chocolate Sundae!" - William H. Gates, Sr.

"Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate." - John Milton

"Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing." - Milton S. Hershey

"Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate." - Patrick Skene Catling

"Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!..." - Andy Milonakis

"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty..." - Lora Brody

"Chocolate ... is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You dont like chocolate. You dont even love chocolate. Chocolate is something you have an affair with." - Geneen Roth

"Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry." - Ronnie Shields

"I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter." - Lora Brody

"I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner." - Charlotte Lewis

"Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created." - Sandra Bullock

"There are worse addictions than reality TV, chocolate and coffee." - Sarah Dessen

"I'm addicted to chocolate. I used to snort cocoa." - Marilyn

"Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich." - Anonymous

"He's at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale." - Nick Hornby

"When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes." - Joan Bauer

"The way to my heart is through Belgian milk chocolate." - Emma Donoghue

"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it." - Malin Akerman

"Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam." - Floriana Lima

"Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!" - Andy Milonakis

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." - Jo Brand

"Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows." - Jim Bishop

"Not all roles you do can be chocolate sweet." - Kabir Bedi

"I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar." - Sonia Rykiel

"My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties." - Twiggy

"I love Hershey's chocolate, especially Kisses, which are my favorite." - Thalia

"Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate." - Phoebe Tonkin

"When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile." - Regina Brett

"I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate." - Eva Herzigova

"If God gives you chocolate, you open your mouth, no?" - Alejandro Jodorowsky

"Cigarettes and chocolate milk shakes are two amazing things." - Marc Jacobs

"If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?" - David W Augsburger

"If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?" - David Augsburger

"Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways for desserts." - Marcus Samuelsson

"The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does today: we have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children." - Charles Bukowski

"To the casual observer, the Dropbox demo video looked like a normal product demonstration, but we put in about a dozen Easter eggs that were tailored for the Digg audience. References to Tay Zonday and 'Chocolate Rain' and allusions to 'Office Space' and 'XKCD.' It was a tongue-in-cheek nod to that crowd, and it kicked off a chain reaction." - Drew Houston

"Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter." - Fran Lebowitz

"Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham." - Garrison Keillor

"They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed." - Bob Uecker

"When Good Friday comes, these are the moments in life when we feel there's no hope. But then, Easter comes." - Coretta Scott King

"I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket." - Jim Butcher

"What do you mean, you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary." - Lea Delaria

"Easter means that Christmas worked." - Timothy Keller

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962." - Bill Maher

"Without Easter, Good Friday would have no meaning. Without Easter, there would be no hope that suffering and abandonment might be tolerable. But with Easter, a way out becomes visible for human sorrows, an absolute future: more than a hope, a divine expectation." - Hans Urs Von Balthasar

"I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."" - Steven Wright

""Chocolate - The Consuming Passion" was written for the Chocolate Elite - the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'" - Sandra Boynton

"My favourite dish is my chocolate mousse. It's like heaven on earth. It's the best chocolate mousse that you could ever imagine. You have to start with the highest-quality chocolate." - Nancy Pelosi

"The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate...that robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory, You owe me some letters!" - Mitch Hedberg

"Theologically, the creation of chocolate demonstrates both the unity and the diversity of humanity. Wherever you taste it, in every country of the world, it is immediately recognizable. Other things, in every cuisine, are just food, but chocolate is chocolate." - David Augsburger

"Wherever chocolate is made, chocolate is chocolate. And any month that contains the letter a, e, i, o, or u is the proper time to share it with others." - David Augsburger

"I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn't taste good to me. I don't get it!" - Paula Deen

"I'm a bit of a chocolate snob, actually, since I used to work at a chocolate shop in England when I was really young. And since then, it's been hard for me to eat cheap chocolate." - Katia Winter

"In airplanes you have a choice between chocolate and vanilla. One year could be vanilla or it could be chocolate. I don't attach any relevance to which one." - Gordon Bethune

"The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?" - Mo Willems

"The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you." - Jill Shalvis

"There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate." - John Tomac

"Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good." - Willow Smith

"New Orleans was a chocolate city before Katrina. It is going to be a chocolate city after. How is that divisive?" - Ray Nagin

"No day would be complete without chocolate. My favorite: Vosges Creole bar - it's dark chocolate with cocoa nibs. Holy Toledo, that thing is good." - Lisa Edelstein

"Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals." - Robert Orben

"I'm always, all the time, eating chocolate. I eat pretty healthy, but then I go all out when it has to do with chocolate." - Zoey Deutch

"Chocolate is one of the world's most beloved discoveries, and when we need a quick boost of energy and endorphins, chocolate is the go-to treat." - Marcus Samuelsson

"I have to make sure I don't eat too much chocolate. You can't imagine how hard that is for a German to not eat chocolate." - Sibel Kekilli

"I'm a terribly irresponsible eater - I love soft-boiled eggs and chocolate. I never met a chocolate I could not eat." - Danielle Steel

"What I love is Mexican hot chocolate, like a spicy hot chocolate - adding cayenne pepper to the Hershey's cocoa and making a spicy-sweet treat." - Kimberly Williamspaisley

"Negativity isn't the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate" - Ed Sheeran

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues." - Woody Paige

"When the economy changes, it's not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate." - Olivier Theyskens

"I should have known it. You still have those chocolate-kiss eyes." - Elizabeth Chandler

"Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare." - Heather Brewer

"Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count." - Janet Evanovich

"My beauty is dark chocolate and it's delicious and it's sweet." - Gabourey Sidibe

"I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation." - Mel Gibson

"I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rose champagne." - Jenna Lyons

"Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt" - Darynda Jones

"Whether it's chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better." - Pseudonymous Bosch

"There wasn't enough chocolate in the world to make this better." - Kami Garcia

"Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate." - Sandra Boynton

"What you see before you is the result of a lifetime of chocolate." - Katharine Hepburn

"If you ca' change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?" - Pat Murphy

"If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people would' be so grouchy in the morning." - Joanne Fluke

"Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either." - Michael Buckley

"I eat healthy most of the time, but I love chocolate. I can't help it!" - Carla Overbeck

"Once in a while I say, 'Go for it' and I eat chocolate." - Claudia Schiffer

"Chocolate just may be the healthiest thing you can put in your mouth." - Chris Kilham

"Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab." - Mortimer Zuckerman

"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead." - George Bernard Shaw

"Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits." - Dylan Moran

"Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried." - Sarah Mclachlan

"Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate...." - Geena Davis

"Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation...." - Kim Williams

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero

"After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers." - Emily Luchetti

"Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk" - Christopher Moore

"Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?" - Cassandra Clare

"Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit." - Charlaine Harris

"He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe." - Lilith Saintcrow

"I like being broken. It means I can have chocolate for breakfast." - Jamie Campbell Bower



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