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Easter Bunny Quotes

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"So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny." - Rachel Cohn

"The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America." - John Waters

"I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too." - Barbara Bretton

"Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny." - Dashiell Hammett

"Bugs Bunny is my muse." - Billy Collins

"What do you mean, you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary." - Lea Delaria

"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary." - Lea Delaria

"Dear God, don't let us confine Easter to Easter." - Matt Fitzgerald

"The Jews spend at Easter." - George Herbert

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different." - Dolly Parton

"In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night" - Bill Hicks

"Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character." - Todd Rundgren

"Read to your bunny often and your bunny will read to you." - Rosemary Wells

"I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny." - Chuck Jones

"Christ will rise on Easter day!" - Phillips Brooks

"Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute." - Dana Gould

"We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later." - Rick Riordan

"The Apologizer Bunny keeps going and going and going." - Florence King

"There's something strange about this big pink bunny..." - Lauren Myracle

"Running like a bunny with his tail on fire." - Red Barber

"I've never been a social bunny. I thrive on work." - Michelle Ryan

"Some men do think I'm a psycho bunny-boiler." - Amy Winehouse

"What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises." - Chuck Palahniuk

"I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night. Now ... I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book." - Bill Hicks

"Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day." - James Howell

"We are Easter people living in a Good Friday world." - Barbara Johnson

"Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life." - S. D Gordon

"I think Easter is most profoundly about meaning, not mechanism." - Katharine Jefferts Schori

"Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life." - S.D. Gordon

"I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs." - Simon Kinberg

"Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance." - Reba Mcentire

"There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter." - Gordon B Hinckley

"In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade." - Irving Berlin

"What did the last Easter Islander say as he chopped down the last tree? The Easter Islanders didnt have anthropologists." - Jared Diamond

"Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off elaborate hoaxes. But while Santa and the bunny suffer the derision of eight year olds everywhere, actively-managed stock funds still have an ardent following among otherwise clear-thinking adults. This continued loyalty amazes me. Reams of statistics prove that most of the fund industry's stock pickers fail to beat the market." - Jonathan Clements

"why don't you just get the bunny slippers with fangs Myrin?" - Rachel Caine

"Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits!" - Roger Ebert

"Ghouls weren't smart, but like the Energizer Bunny they kept going and going." - L J Smith

"What I really love about the Playboy bunny outfit, is it's all about a woman's silhouette." - Amber Heard

"Down the stairs and up Fifth Avenue. Hippetyhop, I'm a Bunny!" - Gloria Steinem

"I'm definitely much more of a beach bunny. I prefer the sun over the snow." - Gillian Zinser

"Bunny boiler is now part of our language, and I'm proud of that." - Glenn Close

"My gigs are built on improvisation: I go out there and I'm like the Energizer bunny." - Meat Loaf

"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you." - Mark Mckinney

"I've got that resilient thing inside me. But I wasn't a happy bunny." - Elton John

"I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck." - Patton Oswalt

"I like Easter. But let's remember that Christ's resurrection is not truer at Easter than at any other time of the year." - Aiden Wilson Tozer

"They"re plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here? FYI, they"re planning to feed you to the gallu so that they can control your powers without your fighting them. If I were you, I"d be gone five minutes ago. (Jaden)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Why are you worried about him? Des is a punk. (Urian) Desiderius is dead. Kyrian killed him. (Tabitha) Yeah, and I'm the Easter Bunny- see my fluffy tail? You don't just kill a Spathi, little girl. All you do is take him out of commission for a while. (Urian)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"They're plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here? FYI, they're planning to feed you to the gallu so that they can control your powers without your fighting them. If I were you, I'd be gone five minutes ago. (Jaden)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"As a general rule, fans and idols should always be kept at arm's length, the length of the arm to be proportionate to the degree of sheer idolatry involved. Don't take a Beatle to lunch. Don't wait up to see if the Easter Bunny is real. Just enjoy the egg hunt." - Shana Alexander

"How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that..." "Everythings going to be alright." - Brian K Vaughan

"Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that." - William Weld

"I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful." - Julie Burchill

"Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer." - Douglas Horton

"'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Easter is always the answer to "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me!"" - Madeleine L'Engle

"Owe money at Easter and Lent will seem short to thee." - James Howell

"I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs." - Jay-Z

"Easter is about Jesus: the Jesus who announced God's saving, sovereign kingdom..." - N T Wright

"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'" - John Mccain

"He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." - Bobby Heenan

"Easter was when they nailed Him to the cross. And He never said a mumbling word." - Thomas Jefferson

"The Jewes spend at Easter, the Moors at marriages, the Christians in sutes." - George Herbert

"If it's easter than east and wester than west, it must be north." - Jessica Day George

"Easter is never deserved." - Jan Karon

"Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there." - Clarence W. Hall

"Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless." - Charles M. Crowe

"On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer." - Douglas Horton

"Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter." - Benjamin Franklin

"Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise." - Carl Knudsen

"You know what I'm doing for Easter? I'm gonna be hanging with my Peeps." - Jay Leno

"To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ." - Bernhard Langer

"Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song." - Pope John Paul Ii

"Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life." - Janine Di Giovanni

"Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter." - Benjamin Franklin

"We were taking collections for people with AIDS in New York around Easter." - Chita Rivera

"Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter." - Josh Mcdowell

"She introduced herself to my parents with one of her mighty, bunny-crushing handshakes. (I'd never seen Claudia crush a bunny, to be fair, but that's the approximate level of pressure.)" - Maureen Johnson

"Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away. So he said to his mother, "I am running away". "If you run away", said his mother, "I will run after you. For you are my little bunny"." - Margaret Wise Brown

"The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles." - Germaine Greer

"Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing." - Jim Butcher

"I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny." - Roger Ebert

"If you want to zoom down the expert slope tomorrow, you have to fall down the bunny slope today." - Cynthia Lewis

"There is somebody in our lives that we could call the Energizer Bunny and we admire for those qualities." - Cal Ripken Jr

"Hi, i'm bunny the life guard and if their's any life-saving to do i'm the man to do it" - Chris Pontius

"And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies." - Berkeley Breathed

"I went to a catholic public school St Helens and learned English by watching bugs bunny cartoons." - Nick Mancuso

"What I've discovered is that my kids weren't watching the 'Today' show... they watch 'Gumby' and 'Bugs Bunny!'" - Jane Pauley

"You cannot go wrong with Bugs Bunny. He's the coolest cartoon character ever. I quote him all the time." - Tim Daly

"Put a small child in a playpen with an apple and a bunny. If s/he eats the apple and plays with the bunny, s/he's normal;but if s/he eats the bunny and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Somewhere along the line we must have been TAUGHT to do the wrong thing." - Maynard James Keenan

"My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs." - Adam Ferrara

"Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails." - David Letterman

"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us." - Denis Leary

"For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born." - Alice Freeman Palmer

"Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter." - Fran Lebowitz

"A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."" - Robert Breault

"Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham." - Garrison Keillor

"They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed." - Bob Uecker

"The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave." - Bill Murray

"Easter was when Hope in person surprised the whole world by coming forward from the future into the present." - N T Wright

"Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell." - Bo Belinsky

"Easter is an earthquake, an explosion. If you see it as less than that, you're not getting it." - Robert Barron

"But oh, she dances in such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight." - John Suckling

"The Cross of Christ may have overcome evil, but it did not overcome unfairness. For that, Easter is required." - Philip Yancey

"A toast once heard: To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." - Robert Brault

"Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter That maketh the leaf and the flower come out." - Bertran de Born

"Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals." - Charles M. Crowe

"Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter." - Fran Lebowitz

"Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket." - Henny Youngman

"Easter means that Christmas worked." - Timothy Keller

"Let Him easter in us, be a dayspring to the dimness of us, be a crimson-cresseted east." - Gerard Manley Hopkins

"I read the Scriptures at the American Cathedral on Christmas and Easter; that's it. It's a task I love." - Olivia De Havilland

"The primary metaphor for the Easter season is the church as the resurrected people living a resurrected spirituality. Because of Easter we are in union with Christ and are called to live in our baptismal identity in his resurrection. This essential theme of Easter cannot be communicated in a day. It takes a season." - Robert E. Webber

"She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows comes to her through the television set." - William Holden

"Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed." - Coolio

"I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'" - Anna Faris

"There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money." - Kat Dennings

"The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation." - Donna Tartt

"I like the old-school Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoons. I'm talking Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian!" - Colin Kaepernick

"I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny." - Roger Ebert

"The three-toed tree-toad Sings his sweet ode To the moon; The funny bunny And his honey Trip in tune." - Arthur Guiterman

"It's not really a guilty pleasure, but I love old cartoons. I could watch Bugs Bunny and Tweety all day long." - Robbie Amell

"I loved animation and cartoons, even when it was not cool when you were in high school. I raced home to see the Bugs Bunny cartoons." - John Lasseter

"I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny." - Carrot Top

"I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense. 'Monty Python' does a good job of it; 'Bugs Bunny,' too." - Reggie Watts

"The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told as children (and adults, really) by the established power structures in our lives are made up fairytales us to reinforce that control: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, fat-free frozen dinners, religion, and metering lights on the highway-the list goes on" - Tucker Max

"The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie sticks with the under-four-foot set. I cursed parents for not preparing their children. When I was five, my mother and sister sat me up on the kitchen counter and explained the facts of life: the Easter Bunny didn't exist, Elijah was God's invisible friend, with any luck Nana would die soon, and if I ever saw a unicorn, I should kill it or catch it for cash. I turned out okay." - Sloane Crosley

"Your father wasn't a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasn't a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count Happy Bunny. Amazingly the two of them have a lot in common...And I have to say that I've developed a fondness for that pissy rodent. (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You've learned a new rule and it's simple: don't put yourself in situations you'd like to run away from. But when you run, run back to yourself, like that bunny in Runaway Bunny runs to its mother, but you are the mother and you'll see that later and be very, very proud." - Lena Dunham

"Most people recognize me from The Shawshank Redemption, but there is this subculture of people who have collected all 13 episodes of Greg The Bunny. And I'm still close to a number of the creative people, Dan Milano particularly, who created Warren The Ape and Greg The Bunny and all of those characters." - Bob Gunton

"Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God." - Denis Leary

"See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter snows. Earth with heaven above rejoices..." - Charles Kingsley

"Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood." - Wallace Stevens

"Easter time reminds us that we have every right to believe that this hope is based on time-tested truths and a solid foundation." - Sarah Palin

"You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere." - Gene Autry

"Take with you the joy of Easter to the home, and make that home bright with more unselfish love, more hearty service..." - John Ellerton

"O Risen Christ! O Easter Flower! How dear Thy Grace has grown! From east to west, with loving power, Make all the world Thine own." - Phillips Brooks

"A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that!" - John F Kennedy

"We are still awaiting Easter; we are not yet standing in the full light but walking toward it full of trust." - Pope Benedict Xvi

"O Risen Christ! O Easter Flower! How dear Thy Grace has grown! From east to west, with loving power, Make all the world Thine own." - Phillips Brooks

"Somehow we just dont make the same boisterous fun of Holy Week that we do of Christmas. No one plans to have a holly, jolly Easter." - Frederica Mathewes-Green

"I know of no place where the wind can be as icy and the damp so penetrating as in Oxford round about Easter time." - Vera Brittain

"There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art." - Evelyn Waugh

"He that won't be counseled can't be helped. He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter." - Benjamin Franklin

"I accept the resurrection of Easter Sunday not as an invention of the community of disciples, but as a historical event." - Pinchas Lapide

"This is the Easter message, that awakening is possible, to the goodness of God, the sacredness of human life, the sisterhood and brotherhood of all." - Anne Lamott

"Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress." - Jay Leno



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