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Early Retirement Quotes


"Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement" - Drake

"I have to think about the possible ramifications of an early retirement." - Ehud Olmert

"Being forced into early retirement can be to a man what being "given up for a younger woman" is for a woman." - Warren Farrell

"Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement." - David Letterman

"When a man is forced into early retirement, he is often being 'given up for a younger man.' Being forced into early retirement can be to a man what being 'given up for a younger woman' is for a woman... Why do many men get more upset by retirement than women do from the empty nest when their children leave home? When females retire from children, they can try a career; when a man retires from a career, his children are gone." - Warren Farrell

"Crooks are early adopters." - Craig Newmark

"Its getting late early" - Yogi Berra

"Retirement: Statutory senility." - Emmett O'Donnell

"Retirement: statutory senility." - Emmett O'Donnell, Jr.

"Life begins at retirement." - Anonymous

"I like retirement." - Barry Sanders

"Thank Heaven for Retirement!" - Ernie J Zelinski

"I'm happy in retirement." - Greg Rusedski

"I've enjoyed my retirement." - Darrell Royal

"Obviously, I think this [162 games a year four times] caused my early retirement, but I couldn't do it any other way. Just for the record, I never asked for any of the days off in my career." - Prince Fielder

"The chief role of the universities is to prolong adolescence into middle age, at which point early retirement ensures that we lack the means or the will to enforce significant change." - J G Ballard

"Raising the traditional and early retirement ages will mean extending workers' taxable earning years, fueling economic growth and putting a dent in our unfunded-liabilities crisis by delaying payouts." - Michelle Malkin

"If I see my films described as 'quirky' or, even worse, 'snarky' one more time, I'm going to probably seriously consider an early retirement. All these years, I've labored under the conceit that they were "darkly humorous.'" - Terry Zwigoff

"The easy way out is to approve an early retirement plan one year but not pay out sick and vacation time to deserving employees until three years later. Unfortunately, later is now." - Jodi Rell

"When you plant early, you bring spring early." - Jean Hersey

"Begin early to teach, for children begin early to sin." - Charles Spurgeon

"Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise." - Mark Twain

"It's early yet. It's always early, while you still alive." - Esi Edugyan

"The early bird gets the worm.The early worm... gets eaten." - Norman Ralph Augustine

"Early childhood education begins early, even before birth." - Madeleine M Kunin

"I'm an early-morning owl." - Patrick Wilson

"Adequate early rest is best...."Early to bed and early to rise" is still good counsel." - Ezra Taft Benson

"I'm not afraid of retirement. Retirement sounds like a blast." - Norman Reedus

"Retirement: World's longest coffee break." - Anonymous

"IRAs are intended for retirement." - Max Baucus

"I don't believe in retirement." - Stuart Rose

"If you sacrifice early, you'll win late." - Charles Haley

"God is never late, but rarely early." - Mother Teresa

"The early worm deserves the bird." - Robert A Heinlein

"Win small, win early, win often." - Gary Hamel

"From candlelight to early bedtime, I read." - Thomas Jefferson

"It's never too early to panic." - Len Goodman

"I learned failure early and mastered it." - Gregory Maguire

"What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?" - William Shakespeare

"God is never early and never late." - David Jeremiah

"Heaven's help is better than early rising." - Miguel De Cervantes

"War makes early risers of us all." - Julian Fellowes

"Chastity is curable, if detected early." - Woody Allen

"Hey, I like this: early nothing." - Gloria Grahame

"Early human thought proceeded by metaphor," - Gerald Edelman

"I understood early that beauty was power." - Kevyn Aucoin

"It's never too early for a cocktail." - Noel Coward

"That large utterance of the early gods!" - John Keats

"The early bird gets the worm." - Proverbs

"Early morning does not mince words." - John Galsworthy

"Early youth is a baffling time." - Bruce Catton

"History is a vast early warning system." - Norman Cousins

"Life learned early on to recognize itself." - Lynn Margulis

"If you're going to retire, retire early." - Hayao Miyazaki

"I got an early education from television." - Debra Wilson

"It gets late early out there." - Yogi Berra

"In the beginning, there was no retirement. There were no old people. In the Stone Age, everyone was fully employed until age 20, by which time nearly everyone was dead, usually of unnatural causes. Any early man who lived long enough to develop crow's-feet was either worshiped or eaten as a sign of respect." - Mary-Lou Weisman

"A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!" - Niall Horan

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised." - Ernie J Zelinski

"Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people." - George Ade

"I romanced internally about early death till it was too late to die early ..." - Harriet Martineau

"A love that took an early root, And had an early doom." - Thomas Kibble Hervey

"I find it's as hard to live down an early triumph as an early indiscretion." - Edna St Vincent Millay

"Sometimes the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes the early bird gets frozen to death." - Myron Scholes

"I get up early, but it doesn't mean I like getting up early." - Lindsey Vonn

"I like to go to bed early so I can get up early." - Freddie Highmore

"A short retirement urges a sweet return." - John Milton

"[On retirement savings:] Gone today, here tomorrow." - Catherine Crook de Camp

"I don't really have a retirement plan." - Bob Dylan

"Retirement? You're talking about death, right?" - Robert Altman

"Retirement is not in my vocabulary." - Betty White

"Retirement is just not in my DNA." - Rita Moreno

"And I am in retirement from love." - William H Gass

"God has a plan for your retirement." - Billy Graham

"Retirement: a brand new beginning! How wonderful!" - Mia

"Americans are not saving enough for retirement." - Tammy Baldwin

"I need to retire from retirement." - Sandra Day Oconnor

"I need to retire from retirement." - Sandra Day O'Connor

"To fear retirement is to fear life." - Ernie J Zelinski

"Welfare is not a retirement plan." - Ernie J Zelinski

"Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all." - Ben Stiller

"I'm a little young for retirement." - Joni Mitchell

"The pain of retirement means loss." - John Murray

"The current institutionally provided retirement plans will not cover people's needs upon retirement." - Scott D. Cook

"The current institutionally provided retirement plans will not cover people's needs upon retirement." - Scott Cook

"I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement." - Jerry Doyle

"Like the truth, retirement can set you free. Or, like work, retirement can imprison you." - Ernie J Zelinski

"In my early teens, I was a janitor. In high school, I got up early to deliver to accounts that required early service." - Joseph B Wirthlin

"Why do early risers always take that self-righteous tone?" - Caroline Llewellyn

"Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan." - Ethel Mumford

"Fear never shows up and the party ends early." - Bret Easton Ellis

"Do not desire a long life or an early death" - Shri Radhe Maa

"Who gets up early to discover the moment light begins?" - Rumi

"We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel" - Nicki Minaj

"She got to go to heaven four days early." - William J Clinton

"Release early. Release often. And listen to your customers." - Eric S Raymond

"It's never too early to care about fashion." - Karl Lagerfeld

"Early is on time and on time is late." - Bo Schembechler

"The early morning has gold in its mouth." - Benjamin Franklin

"For a long time I would go to bed early." - Marcel Proust

"to early seen unknown...and known to late" - William Shakespeare

"This early piece of the morning is mine." - Wallace Stegner

"A mystery, and a dream, should my early life seem." - Edgar Allan Poe

"May books and nature be their early joy!" - William Wordsworth

"Your early successes can be your undoing later." - Michael Hyatt

"Fail early, fail often, in order to succeed sooner." - Tom Kelley

"The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early." - Seneca the Elder

"The key to success in life is getting up early." - Jenni Rivera

"I spring train in the winter, around early December..." - Jay-Z

"Let's kill somebody to Sinatra! Or to early Elvis!" - Robert Englund

"Most people in life, give up too early." - John Mellencamp

"I think it's very easy to get discouraged early on." - Alice Lowe

"It's never too early or too late to benefit beings." - Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche

"Only reapers, reaping early In among the bearded barley." - Alfred Tennyson

"I suggest...that you develop early in life the habit of retiring and arising early. You remember the advice of Ben Franklin: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." - Sterling W Sill

"Very early in my life it was too late." - Marguerite Duras

"And too soon Marred are those so early Made." - William Shakespeare

"I got into theater at an early age." - Kevin Daniels

"The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit." - Scott Westerfeld

"Nobles and peasants marry early. Businessmen tend to wait." - David Eddings

"Being too early is indistinguishable from being wrong." - Tim O'Reilly

"I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat." - Moon Unit Zappa

"From a relatively early age I got interested in business." - Steve Case

"Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil." - J Paul Getty

"I am a big believer in early intervention." - Temple Grandin

"Early admission programs tend to advantage the advantaged." - Derek Bok

"Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day." - Caitlyn Jenner

"I began learning the sportswriting business very early in life." - Dick Schaap

"I did find my direction at an early age." - Michelle Williams

"Get this in mind early: We never grow up." - Richard Bach

"Very few of the early Italian humanists were really humane." - Irving Babbitt

"I understood from an early age what being competitive means." - Tamara Ecclestone

"We're taking sports too far and starting kids too early." - Darell Hammond

"Particularly in my early days, I did very little rewriting." - Jimmy Webb

"I had self-esteem issues into my early 20s." - Adam Lambert

"Note the individual and subjective nature of each case. No two are alike and there is no reason to expect them to be. Each man or woman must find for himself or herself that occupation in which hard work and long hours make him or her happy. Contrariwise, if you are looking for shorter hours and longer vacations and early retirement, you are in the wrong job. Perhaps you need to take up bank robbing. Or geeking in a sideshow. Or even politics." - Robert A Heinlein

"Among the numerous requisites that must concur to complete an author, few are of more importance than an early entrance into the living world. The seed of knowledge may be planted in solitude, but must be cultivated in public. Argumentation may be taught in colleges, and theories formed in retirement; but the artifice of embellishment and the powers of attraction can be gained only by a general converse." - Samuel Johnson

"It's probably also smart to keep some money in cash to invest it. But I would resist at all costs taking a lump-sum distribution because the tendency is to spend out too fast in the early years of your retirement. The advice of professionals is to take out no more than 5% per year and that will give you 20 years of distributions, and at your age, 55, you probably have more than 20 years life expectancy." - Hedrick Smith

"Early access is very valuable, there are a lot of consumers who would love to see something early." - Jason Kilar

"Long live the elite rower's motto:'early to bed, early to rise, never meet the regular guys.'" - Brad Alan Lewis

"Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes." - Orson Scott Card

"I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way." - Drake Bell

"I was born in '74, so I missed out on all the great early '60s and early '70s." - Alanis Morissette

"I love French auto design of the early '50s, '60s, early '70s of Citorens, Renaults, and Peugeots. They're so unique." - John Lasseter

"I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk." - Steve Martin

"I used to smoke marijuana. But I"ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk." - Steve Martin

"You know what is a nice thought? Retirement." - Keanu Reeves

"Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial." - Seneca the Younger

"Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did." - Malcolm Forbes

"Retirement is the ugliest word in the language." - Ernest Hemingway



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