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Early Christmas Quotes


"A turkey never voted for an early Christmas." - Proverbs

"I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way." - Drake Bell

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson

"Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won't have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds." - Sophie Kinsella

"In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December." - Milton Berle

"Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well." - Josh Billings

"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents." - Louisa May Alcott

"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven." - W C Fields

"Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping thirteen cents. You're too kind, Jonah. Why, you'd put Ebezener Scrooge to shame with your bighearted generosity." - Jennifer Estep

"President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine." - Conan O'Brien

"I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play." - Shaquille O'Neal

"I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things." - Richard Dawkins

"I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it." - Demetri Martin

"I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play." - Shaquille Oneal

"If you sacrifice early, you'll win late." - Charles Haley

"You have crossbows: Shoot early; shoot often." - Janet Morris

"It's too early for a Polish pope." - Pope John Paul Ii

"God is never early and never late." - David Jeremiah

"I understood early that beauty was power." - Kevyn Aucoin

"Heaven gives its favourites-early death." - Lord Byron

"Early youth is a baffling time." - Bruce Catton

"If you're going to retire, retire early." - Hayao Miyazaki

"Christmas is the alcoholidays" - Sigmund Freud

"Thanksgiving comes after Christmas." - Peter Kreeft

"Christmas dresser feeling pleasure" - Mike Penner

"I find it's as hard to live down an early triumph as an early indiscretion." - Edna St Vincent Millay

"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise." - Laurence J Peter

"For children, Christmas is anticipation. For adults, Christmas is memory." - Eric Sevareid

"Merry Christmas, I whisper to myself. Merry Christmas, Nate." - Lisa Ann Sandell

"The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!" - Charles N. Barnard

"'A Christmas Story' is my favorite Christmas movie." - Paul Pierce

"Have a holly jolly Christmas!" - Burl Ives

"Easter means that Christmas worked." - Timothy Keller

"Always winter but never Christmas." - C S Lewis

"I find Christmas very difficult" - Steven Morrissey

"I love all things Christmas." - Samantha Barks

"Fashion Week is like Christmas." - Brad Goreski

"Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!" - George Bailey

"Early and provident fear is the mother of safety." - Edmund Burke

"Do not desire a long life or an early death" - Shri Radhe Maa

"Who gets up early to discover the moment light begins?" - Rumi

"Very early in my life it was already too late." - Elizabeth Wurtzel

"The early morning has gold in its mouth." - Benjamin Franklin

"For a long time I would go to bed early." - Marcel Proust

"This early piece of the morning is mine." - Wallace Stegner

"Fail early, fail often, but always fail forward." - John C Maxwell

"The early bird gets the worm, the rest starve." - Darren Hardy

"Let's kill somebody to Sinatra! Or to early Elvis!" - Robert Englund

"I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat." - Moon Unit Zappa

"It is never too early to encourage long-term savings." - Ron Lewis

"In early '57, I bought a Fender Telecaster." - Johnny Rivers

"Long live the elite rower's motto:'early to bed, early to rise, never meet the regular guys.'" - Brad Alan Lewis

"I feel that I'm leaving Williamstown too early, but I'd rather leave too early than too late." - Michael Ritchie

"I was born in '74, so I missed out on all the great early '60s and early '70s." - Alanis Morissette

"North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him." Flo frowned. "Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a Fish. You'll end up back in bed with him." Andie slammed the car door. "You know what I'd like for Christmas, Flo? Boundaries. You can gift me early if you'd like." - Jennifer Crusie

"My earliest, most impactful encounter with a book was when I was seven and awoke early on Christmas morning to find Roald Dahl's 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' in my stocking. I had never been so excited by the sight of a book - and have possibly never been since!" - Sophie Kinsella

"I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybody's presents - everybody's - so by the time the rest of us got up, all the gifts were shredded, ribbons off, torn open and thrown aside." - Tommy Hilfiger

"Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!" - Washington Irving

"In your hurry to keep Christmas, you have forgotten Christmas. The truest gift of Christmas is the gift of self." - Richard Paul Evans

"It's always winter but it's never Christmas." - C S Lewis

"A green Christmas makes a fat graveyard." - Inez Haynes Irwin

"After a Christmas comes a Lent." - John Ray

"Christmas makes everything twice as sad." - Doug Coupland

"The true spirit of Christmas is love" - Linda Willis

"Christmas Day is the festival of optimism." - Helen Keller

"Christmas is a kindling of new fires." - Gladys Taber

"It is Christmas Day in the Workhouse." - George Robert Sims

"Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982." - Lesley Nicol

"Jowa na kita? Thank you! Merry Christmas!" - Toni Gonzaga

"Christmas When Music Almost Killed the World" - Aberjhani

"Let's put 'Christ' back into Christmas" - Kirk Cameron

"Christmas is over and Business is Business." - Franklin P. Adams

"Christmas is at our throats again." - Noel Coward

"She's a warm fart at Christmas." - Jethro Tull

"The spirit of Christmas is Christlike love." - Bonnie L. Oscarson

"Christmas is a time for families." - Dorothy Koomson

"Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity." - Don Cupitt

"Joy is the true gift of Christmas..." - Pope Benedict Xvi

"I absolutely love everything about Christmas music." - Chris Tomlin

"Let's put "Christ" back into Christmas" - Kirk Cameron

"I love everything about the Christmas season." - Max Lucado

"At Christmas, all roads lead home." - Marjorie Holmes

"There are no strangers on Christmas Eve." - Adele Comandini

"Come on, people, it's fucking Christmas!" - Simon Amstell

"Christmas is over and Business is Business." - Franklin Pierce Adams

"Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling." - Edna Ferber

"Christmas makes everything twice as sad." - Douglas Coupland

"Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas." - Lewis Black

"I've not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982." - Lesley Nicol

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin

"Early bird Oh, if you're a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you're a bird, be an early bird- But if you're a worm, sleep late." - Shel Silverstein

"After all, by providing early access to medicine, nutrition and stimulation, early childhood development creates lifelong improvements in health, cognitive development, school achievement, and social equality." - Shakira

"I'm really kind of boring - I'd rather go to bed early and get up early because I really value my time off, my time away from work." - Mandy Moore

"The Black Mountain poet I like most is the early Creeley. Those early poems seem very lyrical and very traditional, with a lot of voice and character." - Robert Morgan

"This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found." - Paul Park

"It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." - William Thomas Ellis

"There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas." - Henry Van Dyke

"Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child." - William Saroyan

"Twas Christmas broached the mightiest ale, 'Twas Christmas told the merriest tale." - Walter Scott

"We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day" - Bobby Gould

"It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other." - Christopher Moore

"Christmas is never over,unless you want it to be... Christmas is a state of mind." - Lauren Myracle

"Anything that inspires unselfishness makes for our ennoblement. Christmas does that. I am all for Christmas." - B C Forbes

"It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." - W.T. Ellis

"As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is." - Eric Sevareid

"Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next Christmas." - Joanne Woodward

"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents,' grumbled Jo, lying on the rug." - Louisa May Alcott

"At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year." - Thomas Tusser

"I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present." - Oscar Wilde

"Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday." - John Clayton

"I love singing Christmas carols. I know every harmony to every music-hall Christmas song." - Zooey Deschanel

"I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree." - Thomas Menino

"I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day." - Harry Redknapp

"At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special." - Kevin Richardson

"I'd like to do a Christmas album. I've never done a Christmas album." - Tanya Tucker

"At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year." - Thomas Tusser

"So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush." - Bonnie Tyler

"I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early." - Jack Benny

"The scholar is early acquainted with every department of the impossible." - John Ruskin

"There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early." - Mark Twain

"Crooks are early adopters." - Craig Newmark

"Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people" - Larry The Cable Guy

"Learn early, learn often." - Drew Houston

"Since an early age, I've been intrigued by the idea of design evolution," - Phillip Lim

"Since the early beginning of history, India has been the Klondyke of the world" - Virchand Gandhi

"Early violets blue and white Dying for their love of light." - Edwin Arnold

"Well, I think it's too early to call Fallujah a failure." - Charles Schumer

"When I workout early in the morning, the rest of the day feels so much better." - Robert Cheeke

"Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day." - George Allen

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" - Steven Wright

"Roses, and pinks, and violets, to adorn The shrine of Flora in her early May." - John Keats

"My early and invincible love of reading,... I would not exchange for the treasures of India." - Edward Gibbon

"Thou shalt learn The wisdom early to discern True beauty in utility." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Its getting late early" - Yogi Berra

"Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939" - Jimmy Doolittle

"Get up very early and get going at once. In fact, work first and wash afterwards." - W H Auden

"It drove home, personally, the value of early detection and education and intervention." - Janet Napolitano

"Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement" - Drake

"Among the most compelling truths in some of the early photographs is their implication of silence." - Robert Adams

"I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood." - Caspar Weinberger

"I can't even say the word, it's too early in the day to get upset." - Bon Scott

"Exercise and temperance can preserve something of our early strength even in old age." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything." - Robert Breault

"who wants to read about success? It is the early struggle which makes a good story." - Katherine Anne Porter

"You have to get up pretty early in the morning to invent the news." - Lauren Beukes

"Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas it's hard to get up early." - Eddie Arcaro

"Release early and often." - Kevin Rose

"The past is a palimpsest. Early memories are always obscured by accumulations of later knowledge." - Pat Barker

"Making a wrong choice early may limit making the right choice later." - James E Faust

"They scored too early." - Ron Atkinson



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