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Dark Humour Quotes


"I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour." - Paloma Faith

"Dark wings, dark words." - George R R Martin

"All dark and comfortless." - William Shakespeare

"Thus, I've created humour." - Jon Stewart

"I love inappropriate humour." - Bojana Novakovic

" speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humour, to make them visible so that can not be ravaged in the dark without great consequence." - Eve Ensler

"Personally, I like a chocolate-colored sky, dark, dark chocolate." - Markus Zusak

"A dark poem is meant to redeem the dark part." - C K Williams

"Hope begins in the dark." - Anne Lamott

"O dark, dark, dark, amid the blaze of noon, Irrecoverably dark, total eclipse Without all hope of day!" - John Milton

"O dark dark dark. They all go into the dark, The vacant interstellar spaces, the vacant into the vacant" - T S Eliot

"Tall, dark, and gruesome." -Tori" - Kelley Armstrong

"Over the wine-dark sea." - Homer

"Tomorrow comes after the dark" - Tupac Shakur

"Daylight follows a dark night." - Proverbs

"O dark dark dark. They all go into the dark, The vacant interstellar spaces, the vacant into the vacant." - T S Eliot

"I quite like dark humor." - Marina And The Diamonds

"The dark is light enough." - Christopher Fry

"Prague is a dark place." - Fred Durst

"The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch." - A P Herbert

"With humour, there is life." - Jr

"To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight, and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings, and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings." - Wendell Berry

"To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark." - Wendell Berry

"Carry a candle in the dark, be a candle in the dark, know that you're a flame in the dark." - Ivan Illich

"People with dark souls have nothing but dark dreams. People with really dark souls do nothing but dream." - Haruki Murakami

"A great leap in the dark" - Thomas Hobbes

"I am sunlight slicing the dark." - Rumi

"Why look in the dark for light?" - Henry David Thoreau

"Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose." - Frederick Hertz

"Behind every dark cloud there's usually rain" - Michael Nesmith

"Travelers should only read after dark." - Robert Harbison

"When in doubt, blame the dark elves." - Kevin Hearne

"What is dark within me, illumine." - John Milton

"Interesting things happen in the dark . . . sometimes." - L J Smith

"Thrust the sword into the dark" - Obert Skye

"All cats are grey in the dark." - Thomas Lodge

"I will steal your dreams tonight. Dark" - Yukiru Sugisaki

"Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine!" - Vera Nazarian

"Why must holy places be dark places?" - C S Lewis

"I found myself within a forest dark," - Dante Alighieri

"The Russian soul is a dark place." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Art is a leap into the dark." - Pablo Picasso

"I really like dark, politically incorrect humor." - Marina Abramovic

"That dark laboratory we call the soil." - Aldo Leopold

"All cats are gray in the dark." - Proverbs

"After dark all cats are leopards." - Proverbs

"In the dark, all cats are black." - John Cage

"The deepest dark reveals the starriest hope." - Gerald Massey

"On stage, I am in the dark." - Maria Callas

"It was a dark and stormy night." - Madeleine L'Engle

"Always store beer in a dark place." - Robert A Heinlein

"All cats are gray in the dark." - Benjamin Franklin

"Personally, I prefer the dark side." - Daniel Radcliffe

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?" - Steven Wright

"To me, death is dark, pain, grief." - Mary Roach

"I like playing dark, broody types." - Kit Harington

"Dark Error's other hidden side is truth." - Victor Hugo

"There's a dark side to everything." - Prince

"I love dark chocolate. I love it." - Emma Roberts

"I'm not a very dark person." - Norah Jones

"My favourite writer is Beckett and I keep going back to wallow in his work like a deep pool of dark humour or like an oxygen tank when you can't breath in a world consumed by piety, hypocrisy and self-satisfaction." - Simon Critchley

"In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly. So, yes, divorce is talked about a lot, but it's so much more fun to be able to spin it with dark humour, rather than talk about real people's divorces." - Catherine Zeta-Jones

"Madness has no sense of humour" - Adam Foulds

"There is nothing worse than annotated humour," - Garry Trudeau

"Cynicism is humour in ill health." - H G Wells

"Fortune and humour govern the world." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"There is nothing worse than annotated humour." - Garry Trudeau

"People don't get my sense of humour." - Tamara Ecclestone

"Lord, I fashion dark gods, too, Daring even to give You Dark despairing features" - Countee Cullen

"no light no dark no you no me know light know dark know you know me" - Kami Garcia

"You're awfully dark, brother," he said. "You don't know how dark." - Ernest Hemingway

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark." - Roger Waters

"Even when I'm in the dark I'm in the dark with you." - Alice Fulton

"The days are short, The sun a spark Hung thin between The dark and dark." - John Updike

"Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning" - George Carlin

"Even when I'm in the dark I'm in the dark with you." - Alice Fulton

"In Light there is Dark, and in Dark there is Light." - Kami Garcia

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning." - George Carlin

"The missing link in cosmology is the nature of dark matter and dark energy." - Stephen Hawking

"People go through periods when things are dark and cloudy, and they talk dark and cloudy." - Robbie Robertson

"I don't think of reflection on dark things as necessarily dark." - C K Williams

"Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won?" - William Shakespeare

"In a dark time, the eye begins to see / I meet my shadow in the deepening shade...Dark, dark my light, and darker my desire." - Theodore Roethke

"Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning." - Bob Ross

"You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by." - Daniel Handler

"Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it." - Muhammad Ali

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night..." - Sun Tzu

"Houses - the dark side silhouetted on flashes of moonlight!" - William Carlos Williams

"No day so clear but hath dark clouds." - George Herbert

"We're all moons. Sometimes our dark sides overshadow our light." - Richard Paul Evans

"In man's most dark extremity Oft succour dawns from Heaven." - Walter Scott

"Dying for dark - the darker the worse. Strange." - Samuel Beckett

"Twilight whippoorwill... Whistle on, sweet deepener Of dark loneliness" - Matsuo Basho

"Old dark sleepy pool... Quick unexpected frog Goes plop! Watersplash!" - Matsuo Basho

"Never underestimate the power of the dark side." - Tom Angleberger

"Every marriage has two hearts, one light and one dark" - Stephen King

"Every virtuous act is inspired by a dark secret." - Gregory David Roberts

"Dark money has turned our elections into auctions" - Fred DuVal

"My childhood years were a balance of dark and light." - Martha Graham

"Your heart is like the ocean, mysterious and dark." - Bob Dylan

"You have a dark heart in you, Valentine's daughter." - Cassandra Clare

"Each small candle lights a corner of the dark." - Roger Waters

"Some creatures are made to see in the dark." - Henry David Thoreau

"All life is a struggle in the dark." - Lucretius

"For every dark night, there is a brighter day." - Harriet Morgan

"Behind their dark glass, the mad own nothing." - Penelope Fitzgerald

"Character is what you are in the dark." - Dwight L Moody

"It's not dark yet But it's getting there" - Bob Dylan

"But oftentimes celestial benedictions Assume this dark disguise." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"When it is dark enough, men see the stars." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You shine like a beacon in a dark world." - Neil Gaiman

"It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy" - Charles M Schulz

"There is nothing that can, in the dark become true" - Alessandro Baricco

"Poetry is a sky dark with a wild-duck migration." - Carl Sandburg

"Numb the dark and you numb the light." - Brene Brown

"Let us advance on Chaos and the Dark" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Let thy light shine, then, in dark places." - Edgar Cayce

"Dark clouds bring waters, when the bright bring none." - John Bunyan

"Enlightenment is scary. Sometimes things look better in the dark." - David Levithan

"It's easy to be yourself in the dark." - Marisha Pessl

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"In the dark attics of our minds, all times mingle." - Charles De Lint

"Sometimes it is right to fear the dark." - Peter Straub

"How dark are all the ways of god to man!" - Euripides

"The rising world of waters dark and deep." - John Milton

"Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning." - George Carlin

"The day was dark as a lawyer's soul." - Stuart MacBride

"You can't discover light, by analyzing the dark." - Wayne Dyer

"Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present." - Joan Rivers

"Boredom is the keynote of poverty ... it's dark brown sameness." - Moss Hart

"... I am dark but fair, / Black but fair." - Alice Meynell

"Close your eyes and stare into the dark." - Cecelia Ahern

"She's got the whole dark forest living inside of her." - Tom Waits

"I am too dark in my heart tonight." - Philippa Gregory

"Poets, like the blind, can see in the dark." - Jorge Luis Borges

"Don't let the dark clouds of greed confuse you" - Kevin O'Leary

"Dark clouds become heaven's flowers when kissed by light." - Rabindranath Tagore

"most hated by the dark, for their name is light." - Guy Gavriel Kay

"For the night is dark and full of terrors." - George R R Martin

"The water is DEEP AND DARK AND DANGEROUS" - Mary Downing Hahn

"For some miracles can only occur in the dark." - Walter Moers

"Marriage is the dark side of the honeymoon" - Marilyn Monroe

"I believe nakedness shouldn't be kept in the dark." - Faye Resnick

"Do' let the dark clouds of greed confuse you" - Kevin O'Leary

"Absence is the dark-room in which lovers develop negatives." - H L Mencken

"The Victorian world is extremely dark and extremely bright." - Harry Treadaway

"This world is a little dark, and I am LIGHTS." - Lights

"Life is not just one dark moment after another." - Alexis Denisof

"The universe remains dark. We are animals struck by catastrophe." - Jean-Paul Sartre

"Harbor no secrets - they create dark places in the psyche." - Deepak Chopra



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