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Damned Lies Quotes


"Lies, damned lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

"There are lies, damned lies and statistics." - Mark Twain

"There are three kinds of lies - lies, damned lies and statistics." - Mark Twain

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Music is the brandy of the damned." - George Bernard Shaw

"I never could make out what those damned dots meant." - Lord Randolph Churchill

"Willingness to be damned for the glory of God." - Samuel Hopkins

"Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."" - Mark Twain

"Plain lies are dangerous." - Dorothy L Sayers

"Stay strong. Depression lies." - Wil Wheaton

"Everybody lies about sex." - Robert A Heinlein

"Poets tell many lies." - Solon

"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!" - Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf

"The body never lies." - Martha Graham

"I don't do lies!" - Pixie Lott

"No lies, just love." - Conor Oberst

"A liar lies to others. A fool lies to herself." - Sable

"Lies, lies are the place where darkness grows." - Kami Garcia

"Guilt lies in the past, worry lies in the future." - Wayne Dyer

"All of what the government said is lies upon lies." - Ahmed Abu Khattala

"The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves." - Richard Bach

"They say the camera never lies. It lies every day." - Cesar Romero

"Lies are essential to humanity." - Marcel Proust

"Real happiness lies within you." - Sathya Sai Baba

"Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl." - Groucho Marx

"Rule 1: The Doctor lies." - Steven Moffat

"Our spirituality lies in wholeness." - John Pierrakos

"True happiness lies within you." - Og Mandino

"Freedom lies in being bold." - Robert Frost

"Honor lies in honest toil." - Grover Cleveland

"Fears and lies intensify consciousness." - Mason Cooley

"Publish and be damned." - Duke Of Wellington

"It's so damned humiliating." - Mark Twain

"The public be damned." - William Henry Vanderbilt

"Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying." - William Pitt

"Publish and be damned." - Arthur Wellesley

"After all, facts are facts, and although we may quote one to another with a chuckle the words of the Wise Statesman, Lies - damned lies - and statistics, still there are some easy figures the simplest must understand, and the astutest cannot wriggle out of." - Leonard Courtney

"You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damned red velvet cupcake." - Emma Stone

"It's bad. It's damned bad." - Abraham Lincoln

"Damned indecision and cursed pride." - Michael Jackson

"We're all so damned fragile." - Jim Butcher

"People are no damned good." - William Steig

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Deep meaning lies often in childish play." - Friedrich Schiller

"In delay there lies no plenty." - William Shakespeare

"Between thought and expression lies a lifetime." - Lou Reed

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." - Thomas A Edison

"My strength lies solely in my tenacity." - Louis Pasteur

"Victory lies in not getting defeated." - Daisaku Ikeda

"Keep your lies short and simple." - Mason Cooley

"The meaning lies in the appropriation." - Soren Kierkegaard

"Telling lies does not work in advertising." - Stanislaw Lec

"White lies are ushers to black ones." - Frederick Marryat

"You know what lies are for." - Sylvia Plath

"Lukashenko grabbed victory through force and lies." - Alaksandar Milinkievic

"A naked lover bound and bleeding lies!" - Alexander Pope

"Lake quiets, tired of my lies." - Deborah Ager

"Pretty women wonder where my secret lies." - Maya Angelou

"Low on his funeral couch he lies!" - Thomas Gray

"Eighty percent of language lies to us." - Deena Metzger

"Within the problem lies the solution" - Milton Katselas

"Truth hurts. But lies can kill." - Karen Marie Moning

"You can't build a foundation on lies." - Suze Orman

"Beyond the limits there lies other limits." - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"The art of conversation lies in listening." - Malcolm Forbes

"In the midst of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein

"Here lies Dobby, a free elf." - J K Rowling

"On all the peaks lies peace." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"An angry lover tells himself many lies." - Publilius Syrus

"The greatest adventure is what lies ahead" - J R R Tolkien

"Lies are weapons of mass destruction." - Dennis Kucinich

"In compassion lies the world's true strength." - Gautama Buddha

"History, sir, will tell lies as usual." - George Bernard Shaw

"Lies can destroy, but not create." - Martin Farquhar Tupper

"All our dignity lies in our thoughts." - Blaise Pascal

"Everyone has secrets and everyone tells lies." - Bex Taylor-Klaus

"Nobody ever lies about being lonely." - Montgomery Clift

"Who lacks confidence speaks lies more readily." - Nachman of Breslov

"Power factions fight back with lies." - Julian Assange

"Our power lies in remaining nonreactive." - Marianne Williamson

"Herein lies the peace of God." - Marianne Williamson

"By headless Charles see heartless Henry lies." - Lord Byron

"I regard teaching religion as purveying lies." - Peter Atkins

"Tell no lies' claim no easy victories" - Amilcar Cabral

"I keep reading between the lies." - Goodman Ace

"Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions." - Gustave Flaubert

"Poetry lies its way to the truth." - John Ciardi

"No talent lies in my dancing." - Emilia Clarke

"Strength lies in differences, not in similarities." - Stephen Covey

"Happiness lies first of all in health." - George William Curtis

"True artistic expression lies in conveying emotion." - Angel Haze

"In moderating, not satisfying desires, lies peace." - Ben Hecht

"Under each formula lies a corpse." - Emile M Cioran

"Telling lies does not work in advertising." - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

"Here lies a nuisance dedicated to sanity." - David Low

"Magic lies in challenging what seems impossible." - Carol Moseley Braun

"Truth exists; only lies are invented." - Georges Braque

"The soul's joy lies in doing." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"On all the peaks lies peace." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goeth

"My religion lies in my composition." - John Philip Sousa

"Oh, what lies there are in kisses." - Heinrich Heine

"Inside of every problem lies an opportunity." - Robert Kiyosaki

"Reason lies betweene the spurre and the bridle. [Reason lies between the spur and the bridle.]" - George Herbert

"The realist lies for advantage. The fantasist lies to give his dreams a flavor of reality." - Mason Cooley

"I will not steep my speech in lies; the test of any person lies in action." - Pindar

"Mirror that lies, mirror that lies, that can't be me in the gorilla disguise." - Jimmy Buffett

"there couldn't be war, unless lies were believed. War has to be nourished by lies." - Margaret Deland

"Our purity lies in our originality. Our intuition lies in our innocence." - Harbhajan Singh Yogi

"Your strength lies in your Hope. Your salvation lies in your Faith." - Joan Walsh Anglund

"A ring of gold with the sun in it? Lies. Lies and a grief." - Sylvia Plath

"On my gravestone, I want 'Here lies the singer,' not 'Here lies the T.V. presenter'." - Cilla Black

"The lies we tell ourselves are the most subtle of all lies." - Lewis B Smedes

"In late marriage alone lies the compulsion to retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity, an institution which is damned ill-suited to a being who with his usual modesty likes to regard himself as the 'image' of God." - Adolf Hitler

"Where you stumble, there lies your treasure. The very cave you are afraid to enter turns out to be the source of what you are looking for. The damned thing in the cave that was so dreaded has become the center." - Joseph Campbell

"A Pack of Spanish Lies sent abroad in the world, first printed in the Spanish tongue, and translated out of the original. Now ripped up, unfolded and by just examination condemned, as containing false, corrupt and detestable wares worthy to be damned and burned." - William Cecil, 1st Baron Burghley

"I am damned and damned and damned. How in heaven's name could I have done any of it?" - Dennis Nilsen

"Golf always makes me so damned angry." - George V

"Talking to God was damned good business." - Victor Villasenor

"I'll be damned, you got laid." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious." - Yann Martel

"I married a damned cereal killer" - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Heroes are damned. No mortal conquers Death." - Shan Sa

"O braggart vile and damned furious wight!" - William Shakespeare

"A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers." - William Shakespeare

"Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny." - Doc Holliday

"Let them impeach and be damned." - Andrew Johnson

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!" - William Shakespeare

"And wrinkles, the damned democrats, won't flatter." - Lord Byron

"Don't cry. The damned don't cry." - Eugene O'Neill

"Blake is damned good to steal from." - Henry Fuseli

"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West

"Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government." - Art Hoppe

"Love lies bleeding in the bed whereover Roses lean with smiling mouths or pleading: Earth lies laughing where the sun's dart clove her: Love lies bleeding." - Algernon Charles Swinburne

"The foundation of the world lies in the nation. The foundation of the nation lies in the family. The foundation of the family lies in the individual." - Mencius

"The beauty of the natural world lies in the details." - Natalie Angier

"All of our heartfelt lies Are not enough this time" - Ron Pope

"Between the vision and the act lies the shadow." - T S Eliot

"The heart of France lies between Brussels and Paris." - Carl Von Clausewitz

"Prejudice squints when it looks and lies when it talks." - Laure Junot, Duchess of Abrantes

"My grief lies onward, and my joy behind." - William Shakespeare

"In time, lies bring turmoil, where honesty brings peace." - Wes Fesler

"Where the heart lies, let the brain lie also." - Robert Browning

"Holland?lies so low they're only saved by being dammed." - Honorius Augustodunensis

"He that makes his bed ill, lies there." - George Herbert

"Hee that lies long a bed, his estate feeles it." - George Herbert

"In struggling with misfortunes lies the true proof of virtue." - William Shakespeare

"The heart of religion lies in its personal pronouns." - Martin Luther

"In differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress." - Louis D Brandeis

"Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken." - Mason Cooley



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