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Dallas Cowboys Quotes


"The Dallas Cowboys are in big trouble." - Stephen A. Smith

"My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys." - Jenna Bush

"I'm pretty sure I could outrun the whole Dallas Cowboys team." - Adrian Peterson

"Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team." - Bum Phillips

"My favorite teams are the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Jets." - Bridget Hall

"Neiman-Marcus is one thing, and the Dallas Cowboys are another." - Mercedes Mccambridge

"A lot of the issues of the Dallas Cowboys yesterday having pressure on Tony Romo, came from the outside pressure." - Emmitt Smith

"I'm the only man with a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl ring who doesn't wear it. I'm a Green Bay Packer." - Herb Adderley

"There was no excuse for Dallas Cowboys to lose to Washington. Rivalry or not, Redskins are a bad team." - Jemele Hill

"I sacrificed for the Dallas Cowboys when most quit. I put in overtime to try to help young players." - Charles Haley

"A lot of old guys in movies are like cowboys - they talk like cowboys and they dress like cowboys." - Val Kilmer

"So many little rope." - Sable

"My heroes used to be cowboys." - David Foreman

"Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow." - Edward Abbey

"Every time fans turned on the television or watched the Dallas Cowboys, I wanted to give them the performance of a lifetime." - Emmitt Smith

"Besides good schools, a good airport, and the Cowboys, Dallas had golf courses, and golf was fast becoming an obsession with me." - Charley Pride

"Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play." - Lee Trevino

"Dallas Green is basically Canadian royalty." - Sara Quin

"Cowards never lasted long enough to become real cowboys." - Charles Goodnight

"The great cowboys are the ones with the biggest hearts." - Ty Murray

"Always have faith in God, Yourself and the Cowboys." - Eddie Sutton

"If the Cowboys and Titans ain't playing, I'm not interested." - Tanya Tucker

"Gauchos are like cowboys in the United States." - Joseph B Wirthlin

"I was going to move back to Dallas, and my goal was to work at Channel 8 and be a sportscaster and cover my Cowboys and live happily ever after." - Chris Harrison

"Is Cowboy Casanova about the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys? No. I would never immortalize a guy that did me wrong. I would never give him that much credit." - Carrie Underwood

"I don't think about it, 'Wow! I'm the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.' For me, this is my job. This is what I've been preparing to do. And I really want to win badly." - Tony Romo

"Some areas near Dallas experienced a 3.5-magnitude earthquake, which some blame on fracking. However, scientists say that it was more likely aftershocks from Chris Christie celebrating at the Cowboys game." - Jimmy Fallon

"I grew up in Orange County, without a team. I never affiliated myself with the Chargers, south of me, or the Raiders, north of me. I've always followed the Dallas Cowboys. I've been a huge fan since the early '90s." - Stephen Colletti

"One thing I can say about the Dallas Cowboys: They have always had talent around them. They have been one of the most talented football teams in all of football." - Emmitt Smith

"I grew up in Dallas, with cowboys. I was the only guy in sixth grade with long hair and an earring. Let's just say I got a lot of, er, flak for being different." - Barry Watson

"I love Dallas. The people there are so friendly." - John F Kennedy

"Usually I get recognized for The Blue Lagoon or Dallas." - Christopher Atkins

"The great thing about Dallas is there's no paparazzi." - Jessica Simpson

"I always liked the idea of the guitar - because cowboys played the guitar." - Tom Petty

"You can scare off a lot of cowboys just by looking mean, I guess." - Larry Mcmurtry

"Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses." - Jerry Jones

"The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid." - Edward Abbey

"Good and evil are not like the Redskins and the Cowboys." - Maureen Dowd

"Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to be Cowboys... or Oilers." - Chuck Noll

"I'm thrilled, I'm grateful, I'm blessed. I played for the world's greatest professional sports team in history. Once a Dallas Cowboy, always a Dallas Cowboy." - Bob Hayes

"I'm from Dallas, so I totally get the whole thing. I understand the history and on how big of a scale 'Dallas' was and still is." - Josh Henderson

"Michael Sorrell had no experience running a college. He had been a lawyer and White House special assistant, but he knew Paul Quinn couldn't afford a football program. He turned the football field into an organic farm that generates more than 20,000 pounds of organic vegetables every year, veggies that make it into high-end restaurants and into the Dallas Cowboys' stadium." - Hari Sreenivasan

"One of my favourite contemporary fiction writers is a Texan, Ben Fountain. His extraordinary novel, Billy Lynn's Long Half-Time Walk, all takes place within the half-time show at a Dallas Cowboys football game. No one has better summed up the American appetite for spectacle, the link between sports and politics, and the absolute madness of George W. Bush's Iraq War." - Adam Hochschild

"Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things." I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination." - James Patterson

"Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies." - Bruce Jay Friedman

"I'm pretty crazy about the Yankees. When I can't actually watch a game, I TiVo it. I am also a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan. I don't tell many people that because I will get made fun on because I'm from New Jersey!" - Nick Jonas

"It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl." - Al Michaels

"A single Dallas Cowboys football game uses up as much electricity as the entire nation of Liberia in those same three hours - one reason the globe, if looked at from a certain height, is a cluster of lights surrounded by enormous patches of dark." - Pico Iyer

"Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas." - Kinky Friedman

"Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit." - Rick Riordan

"The first game I played. We played against the Dallas Texans." - Jim Otto

"Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books." - Nora Roberts

"Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail." - Eartha Kitt

"Dallas is a huge city. Great shopping, great restaurants, great museums." - Julie Gonzalo

"Original 'Dallas' fans, please come back, because it's the same show 20 years later - same drama." - Josh Henderson

"Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections." - Janice Dickinson

"I liked Dallas better because it was more deceptive, you could do more with it." - Larry Hagman

"You won't see me taking it easy on the Cowboys because I'm from Texas, you won't see me cheering for the Cowboys because I'm from Texas. I'll be a Redskin, through and through." - Robert Griffin Iii

"Watching the Dallas Cowboys perform, it is not difficult to believe that coach Tom Landry flew fourengines bombers during World War II. He was in B17 Flying Fortresses out of England, they say. His cautious, conservative approach to every situation and the complexity of the plays he sends in do seem to reflect the philosophy of a pilot trained to doggedly press on according to plans laid down before takeoff. I sometimes wonder how the Cowboys would have fared all this years had Tom flown fighters in combat situations which dictated continuously changing tactics." - Len Morgan

"To be an artist of my generation willing to be unhip -artists were supposed to be like cowboys." - Deborah Kass

"Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender." - Wayne White

"I don't know anything about the Appalachian mountains or cowboys and Indians or anything. I just made it up." - Paul Mccartney

"I've worn some particularly baggy jeans and cowboys boot combinations after coming back from Austin, Texas. This was ill-advised." - Jamie Cullum

"I feel like I'm going to be with the Cowboys the rest of my career, definitely. I love it." - Tony Romo

"No man should have cowboys boots in his wardrobe. That's fair enough, isn't it? Unless you're a cowboy, of course." - Paul Weller

"I started my career in Dallas, yes. I was born and raised in Dallas. I started my career there when I was very young. My guitar was bigger than I was. That's how young I was." - Trini Lopez

"Here is a bulletin from CBS News: in Dallas, Texas, three shots were fired at President Kennedy's motorcade in downtown Dallas. The first reports say that President Kennedy has been seriously wounded by this shooting." - Walter Cronkite

"My home in Dallas is wonderful. I can walk everywhere. It's a pretty good hidden secret, Dallas. There are wonderful restaurants and a wonderful nightlife. It's just a beautiful city to be in." - Jodi Lyn Okeefe

"My home in Dallas is wonderful. I can walk everywhere. It's a pretty good hidden secret, Dallas. There are wonderful restaurants and a wonderful nightlife. It's just a beautiful city to be in." - Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

"Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers." - Charles E. McKenzie

"Im from Dallas. My whole family is based in Texas and Mississippi and Arkansas, spread throughout most of the South." - Jay R Ferguson

"Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?" - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"He blinked, then roared with laughter. "Eve Dallas, Vampire Slayer. One for the books." ~Eternity in Death" - Nora Roberts

"I didnt really watch Dallas growing up, as I was a bit young and into other things, like sports." - Jesse Metcalfe

"I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it." - Bill Hicks

"I started doing regional theater. My first job was 'The Importance of Being Earnest' at Dallas Theater Center." - Anna Camp

"It's as simple as you can explain all of 'Dallas.' We're a dysfunctional family forced to stay together." - Patrick Duffy

"Then I went off to Southern Methodist University in Dallas. They had a really wonderful theatre department." - Beth Henley

"I didn't really watch 'Dallas' growing up, as I was a bit young and into other things, like sports." - Jesse Metcalfe

"I really wasn't on the Dallas set much. I did three or four episodes so I didn't see too much." - Ted Shackelford

"I was born in Dallas, Texas, but I was raised in south Florida. 'Ice Ice Baby' is about that area." - Vanilla Ice

"If a person with a bullet in Dallas can change the world, imagine a person with an idea could do." - J Michael Straczynski

"Dallas was a Black and White society at that time; it didn't have the diversity it has now." - Eddie Bernice Johnson

"COWBOYS, just like the word says." - John Wayne

"We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!" - Hank Williams, Jr.

"White domination is so complete that even American Indian children want to be cowboys. It's as if Jewish children wanted to play Nazis." - Ward Churchill

"For movies like The Longest Ride, I got to hang out with cowboys at rodeos and learned how to ride a bull, essentially." - Scott Eastwood

"If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed." - Virginia Ostman

"Spending that many hours in the saddle gave a man plenty of time to think. That's why so many cowboys fancied themselves Philosophers." - Charles M. Russell

"If you got to talking to most cowboys, they'd admit they write 'em. I think some of the meanest, toughest sons of bitches around write poetry." - Ross Knox

"In one work Marcel Duchamp meets Tracey Emin in the desert, with three camp cowboys. In another he meets Elvis and the Spice Girls." - Peter Blake

"A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!" - Bill Maher

"I know all the songs that the cowboys know'bout the big corral where the doggies go,'Cause I learned them all on the radio.Yippie yi yo kayah" - Johnny Mercer

"Sorry for the tune up between time, but what the hell, cowboys are the only ones who stay in tune, anyway..." - Jimi Hendrix

"I was actually a Cowboys fan." - Victor Cruz

"'Brokeback Mountain' takes all your conceptions of America, and the Western, and cowboys, and sexuality, and love, and it stirs them all up." - Jake Gyllenhaal

"And the main thing was that I wanted to live in south Florida. That's why I left the Cowboys; to live in south Florida." - Jimmy Johnson

"Americans don't want cowboys to be gay." - Larry Mcmurtry

"Spending that many hours in the saddle gave a man plenty of time to think. That's why so many cowboys fancied themselves Philosophers." - Charles Marion Russell

"I've always had a massive fascination with the modern day cowboys. Modern day outlaws or going against the system, and that's always been very intriguing to me." - Theo Rossi

"As a child, I'd always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers - gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background." - Anthony Browne

"I love the Cowboys in the early 90s. That was their heyday, winning all those Super bowls. Troy Aikman was a person I looked up to." - Drew Brees

"I remember once when I told Lindsay Anderson at a party that acting was just a sophisticated way of playing cowboys and Indians he almost had a fit." - John Hurt

"I grew up in that, when I was a kid. My friends and I used to play cowboys and Indians. We were cowboys killing the Indians, following the Wild West stories. All of this combined into a very strange culture, which is frightened." - Noam Chomsky

"On Sergei Fedorov's breaking three sticks on Dallas players: I don't know if Anna (Kournikova) told him to get tougher or what." - Mike Modano

"In its artless cruelty, Dallas is superior to any "intelligent" critique that can be made of it. That is why intellectual snobberymeets its match here." - Jean Baudrillard

"A set of Bollywood actresses are coming through Dallas soon in a live tour; I'd pay a lot to see them, but alas, I'm fully booked elsewhere." - Bruce Sterling

"Aztec has played a big part in delivering the solutions that our Dallas office has spent timeless hours and energy searching for." - Blake Lewis

"LSU fans have descended upon Dallas and reminded us of this truth: when it comes to partying, they're the pros and we're all amateurs." - Pat Forde

"Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count Hillary in 2016." - Jay Leno

"The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only convincing fly to Dallas." - Bill Hicks

"The doll, Dallas. You know, Barbie doll. Jeez, didn't you ever have dollies?" "Dolls are like small dead people. I have enough dead people, thanks." - Nora Roberts

"I feel very strongly about the subject matter in The Dallas Buyer's Club - about AIDS and people fighting illnesses, and fighting for survival against bad conditions." - Bradford Cox

"I lived in New York for maybe a year and a half, from '95 to '97, but I live in Dallas. My whole family is there." - Erykah Badu

"I love Francis Bacon. I just saw a great Jackson Pollock exhibit at the Dallas Museum when I was home for Thanksgiving." - Owen Wilson

"I've got cattle on 4,000 acres about 100 miles east of Dallas, but I've also got another 65-acre ranch where I raise American miniature horses." - Caroll Shelby

"In Dallas, in Houston, the local stuff is great. But the national media is really brutal. So you know, I'd love to see the media get honest." - Donald Trump

"If a foreign country doesn't look like a middle-class suburb of Dallas or Detroit, then obviously the natives must be dangerous as well as badly dressed." - Lewis H Lapham

"There is certainly a strong game development community in Texas, centered around Austin, with a significant additional contingency coming over from Dallas." - Jennifer Pahlka

"I had been in so many towns and cities in America with John Kennedy, but I was not with him in Dallas, Texas, on November 21, 1963." - Pierre Salinger

"I grew up in Dallas, and my dad works for IBM, so I grew up in the environment of Silicon Prairie." - Scott Michael Foster

"As a child, I watched 'Dallas' and that was my vision for my life for as long as I could remember." - Will Smith

"The performance group The Ant Farm redoing JFK's assassination in Dallas was an event that struck a chord with me, especially when one of the members said they'd only intended to do it once, but the Dallas audience insisted they repeat the performance." - Laura Mullen

"Dallas is an extraordinary place in it's own right. The first thing about Dallas that you can't get away from, particularly when I arrived, you've got no idea of the heat in this place. It's over 100 degrees, and with that the humidity is ridiculous. I mean, people don't live here, armadillos live here." - Chris Vance

"I grew up in Dallas, and two of the malls in Dallas had ice rinks in them. So that was always kind of the cool thing when they pulled the Zamboni out. And I, as a kid, always thought, 'Ah, that'd be awesome to drive one of those.' I had no interest in hockey, but I would take a job as a Zamboni driver." - Wyatt Cenac

"I'm from Houston. I think I was thirty-seven before I ever set foot in Dallas, and that was just in the airport. So I've never really been there. Dad grew up in Port Arthur, Texas and all I can ever get out of him is, 'I wanted my first son to be named Dallas.'" - Dallas Roberts

"What do you think spies are: priests, saints and martyrs? They're a squalid procession of vain fools, traitors too, yes; pansies, sadists and drunkards, people who play cowboys and Indians to brighten their rotten lives." - John Le Carre

"No cowboys for Canada. Canada got Mounties instead - Dudley Do-Right, not John Wayne. It's a mind-set of "Here I come to save the day" versus "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - Sarah Vowell

"I'm just a big boy, I'm still just playing cowboys and Indians and astronaut and baseball player and all that stuff that I used to play as a kid." - Bryan Cranston

"I think readers nowadays are happy to have genres blurred. We're seeing that on screen too: The Pirates of the Caribbean mashes up history and fantasy, Cowboys and Aliens mixes the Western and the Science Fiction genres." - Colette Freedman

"The cowboys have a way of trussing up a steer or a pugnacious bronco which fixes the brute so that it can neither move nor think. This is the hog-tie, and it is what Euclid did to geometry." - Eric Bell

"I thought of telling him that if it wasn't for Oklahoman cowboys and Mexican whores having a bit of fun, there would've been no Texans, but that would be counterproductive." - Ilona Andrews

"I figured somebody wrote a story who had a typewriter and I thought that movies were made by the cowboys and that they just said, 'Okay, you fall off the horse this time." - John Sayles

"You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress." - Jack Handey

"I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean, imagine a world filled with nothing but firemen, cowboys, nurses and ballerinas." - Lily Tomlin

"Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad." - Chelsea Handler

"I like the laid-back, polite, respectful courteous personality cowboys have. Guys almost lay down their life for you if they're your friends. You exist on a handshake rather than a signed contract." - Jeff Kent

"I grew up with a lot of Hollywood films. Cozy farm houses, cowboys, nice flats in New York. Especially as a kid, those things have a huge impression on you." - Andrea Arnold

"I know all the songs that the cowboys know 'bout the big corral where the doggies go, 'Cause I learned them all on the radio. Yippie yi yo kayah" - Johnny Mercer

"I was playing cowboys and Indians in the trees, and then I started hitting the golf club with clubs father sawed off for me, and I began playing right here with my father." - Arnold Palmer

"I had the pleasure of listening to Rickie Lee Jones' Flying Cowboys album on audio cassette, which had just come out at that time because I am an elderly man." - John Hodgman

"According to a British poll, you've only got a one in five chance of achieving your childhood career ambition. Which probably explains why you don't run into that many cowboys, princesses, or space rangers." - Jay Leno

"Coming out as a Barbra Streisand fan was way more embarrassing than coming out as a lesbian. To be an artist of my generation willing to be unhip - artists were supposed to be like cowboys." - Deborah Kass

"No. No, first comes boyhood. You get to play with soldiers and spacemen, cowboys and ninjas, pirates and robots. But before you know it, all that comes to an end. And then, Remo Williams, is when the adventure begins." - Brian K Vaughan

"All of you cowboys, fight for your land." - Woody Guthrie

"I'm not a great science fiction fan myself. I probably feel that way about Westerns. Like I used to play Cowboys and Indians, they can act out Will and the Robot." - Mark Goddard

"Prior to being mugged I did not feel I had to carry a gun. However, I knew how to shoot a gun very proficiently. As a boy, I used to play cowboys and Indians all the time." - Bernhard Goetz

"The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys with the hats. I wanted to show that Texas isn't a stereotype." - Cristela Alonzo

"It's a fact that kids watch TV. But if you think back, when you watched cowboy movies, you would go out and play cowboys. TV and movies motivate people." - Magnus

"I figured somebody wrote a story who had a typewriter and I thought that movies were made by the cowboys and that they just said, 'Okay, you fall off the horse this time.'" - John Sayles



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