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"Don't wait for an employer, friend, or mentor to show appreciation for your work. Take pride in your own efforts on a daily basis." - Denis Waitley

"Lastly, the ashes left behind, May daily show to move the mind, That to ashes and dust return we must: Then think, and drink tobacco." - George Wither

"There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington." - Tom Brokaw

"Working on The Daily Show, I co-produced all those field segments, and that's another huge thing.I probably did more than 100 field segments." - Ed Helms

"Lastly, the ashes left behind, May daily show to move the mind, That to ashes and dust return we must: Then think, and drink tobacco." - George Wither

"Shall I show you the sinews of a philosopher? What sinews are those? - A will undisappointed; evils avoided; powers daily exercised; careful resolutions; unerring decisions." - Epictetus

"I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?" - Jim Norton

"All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them." - Bill Goldberg

"Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness." - John Oliver

"Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show." - Rob Corddry

"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show." - Rob Corddry

"Daily life shouldn't be a fashion show all the time." - Leighton Meester

"Why not make a daily pleasure out a daily necessity." - Peter Mayle

"I pray daily... for peace." - Paul O'Neill

"Oh, how daily life is." - Jules Laforgue

"Resignation is a daily suicide." - Honore De Balzac

"Rush Limbaugh is a principled conservative, master broadcaster and stinging social critic who has won his mammoth following through his own energy, individualism and wit. His daily radio show is the one reliable place ordinary citizens can turn to for a different perspective in the blizzard of propaganda and disinformation from the Northeastern media establishment. History will show that Limbaugh was a major force over the past decade in waking this country up from its p.c. coma." - Camille Paglia

"Philosophy, if it cannot answer so many questions as we could wish, has at least the power of asking questions which increase the interest of the world, and show the strangeness and wonder lying just below the surface even in the commonest things of daily life." - Bertrand Russell

"The only humility that is really ours is not that which we try to show before God in prayer, but that which we carry with us, and carry out, in our ordinary conduct; the insignficances of daily life are the importances and the tests of eternity, because they prove what really is the spirit that possesses us." - Andrew Murray

"And heresy is, as I have tried to show, largely the expression of opinion of the untutored average man, trying to grapple with the problems of the universe at the point where they begin to interfere with his daily life and thought." - Dorothy L Sayers

"Unless we're very intentional about meditating on these truths [that show God's love], they slip from our thoughts like misty dreams that evaporate in the morning light. That's why Luther said we must take heed then, to embrace...the love and kindness of God...[and to] daily excercise [our] faith therein, entertain no doubt of God's love and kindness." - Elyse Fitzpatrick

"Doing 'The Daily Show' taught me how much I really love doing topical humor." - Larry Wilmore

"On 'The Daily Show,' I am playing a character, with the senior black correspondent." - Larry Wilmore

"The Daily Show,' at its core, is the answer to the nightly news." - Larry Wilmore

"When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart." - Brian Williams

"I'm six feet tall. No one realizes that because on 'The Daily Show' I'm usually sitting." - Jessica Williams

"We must be ready to allow ourselves to be interrupted by God, who will thwart our plans and frustrate our ways time and again, even daily, by sending people across our path with their demands and requests. We can, then, pass them by, preoccupied with our important daily tasks, just as the priest-perhaps reading the Bible-passed by the man who had fallen among robbers. When we do that, we pass by the visible sign of the Cross raised in our lives to show us that God's way, and not our own, is what counts." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

"Faith and daily life, faith and work-these are not separate things. They are one and the same. To think of them as separate-that faith is faith, and work is work-is theoretical faith. Based on the recognition that work and faith are one and the same, we should put one hundred percent of our energy into our jobs and one hundred percent into our faith, too. When we resolve to do this, we enter the path of victory in life. Faith means to show irrefutable proof of victory amid the realities of society and in our own daily lives." - Daisaku Ikeda

"We must be ready to allow ourselves to be interrupted by God, who will thwart our plans and frustrate our ways time and again, even daily, by sending people across our path with their demands and requests. We can, then, pass them by, preoccupied with our important daily tasks, just as the priest-perhaps reading the Bible-passed by the man who had fallen among robbers. When we do that, we pass by the visible sign of the Cross raised in our lives to show us that God's way, and not our own, is what counts." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

"That's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar

"See what daily exercise does for one." - Seneca the Younger

"Your daily behavior reveals your deepest beliefs." - Robin S. Sharma

"Your daily schedule reflects your deepest values." - Robin S. Sharma

"Dutch painting: daily life is enough." - Mason Cooley

"Everyone must hoe his plot daily..." - Vladimir Putin

"Teachers perform major miracles in America, daily." - Meryl Streep

"Habit is the daily battleground of character" - Dan Coats

"Give us this day our daily mask." - Tom Stoppard

"Leadership is obliged to justify itself daily." - Isabel Paterson

"Chess is a matter of daily training." - Vladimir Kramnik

"The Press is not our daily bread but our daily sugar pill." - T.S. Mathews

"Your future is found in your daily routine. Successful people do daily what others do occasionally!" - Paula White

"Work is a search for daily meaning as well as for daily bread." - Studs Terkel

"Now, I've always known that there were bullies in the world. We've seen a lot of it in politics lately as well as in daily life. You see it where people who may be stronger, or bigger, or better with verbiage than other folks... show off. To me, that's what bullying is, showing off. It's saying, I'm better than you, I can take you down. Not just physically, but emotionally." - Whoopi Goldberg

"Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there." - Mark Twain

"Never show anger at slight,Tell nothing.Earn Respect from everyone by deeds,not Words.Respect the members of your Blood Family.Gambling was Recreation,Not a way to earn a Living.Love your Father,your Mother, your Sister but beware of Loving any other Woman than your Wife.And a Wife was a woman who bore your Children.And once that happened to You,your Life was Forfeit to give them their daily bread" - Mario Puzo

"My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time." - Brassai

"It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show." - Dennis Prager

"I don't watch much television. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I don't know where The Daily Show stand politically, do you?" - P. J. O'Rourke

"Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs." - Carroll Oconnor

"I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable." - Seth Rollins

"I'm a comedian. I've written for such TV shows as 'King of the Hill' and 'The Daily Show.'" - Wyatt Cenac

"'The Daily Show' was a job that I loved, and I poured myself into it as much as I could." - Wyatt Cenac

"Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs." - Carroll O'Connor

"I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'" - Jesse Eisenberg

"Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'" - Marcus Brigstocke

"Its called show business, not show art." - Jean Seberg

"Know what you want to emphasize, then do it daily." - Larry Shyatt

"The daily work - that goes on, it adds up." - Barbara Kingsolver

"Peace is a daily commitment. It is a homemade peace." - Pope Francis

"Small daily improvements over time lead to stunning results." - Robin S. Sharma

"Doing the right thing daily, compounds over time." - John C Maxwell

"To know God is to be adjusted to daily living." - Alfred Armand Montapert

"Success consists of a series of little daily efforts." - Mamie McCullough

"If at all possible, commune with nature daily." - Robin S. Sharma

"Peak performers replace depletion with inspiration on a daily basis." - Robin S. Sharma

"Daily, every moment, prayer is necessary to men." - Tertullian

"Which is the supplement? Fantasy or daily routine?" - Mason Cooley

"Not romance but companionship makes the happiness of daily life." - Mason Cooley

"Eternal Inner Peace has to be cultivated daily." - Delphine De Girardin

"Love is a daily, mutual exchange of value." - Denis Waitley

"The current tax code is a daily mugging." - Ronald Reagan

"Slow, steady progress is better than fast, daily excuses." - Robin S. Sharma

"History illumes reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life" - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Success is determined by your daily choices and habits" - Rick Pitino

"The daily grind of hard work gets a person polished." - Anonymous

"You can call your turkey organic and torture it daily." - Jonathan Safran Foer

"Ultimate hope and daily grumpiness are not reconcilable." - Neal A Maxwell

"Loving yourself-it really takes a daily practice." - RuPaul

"Small daily improvments over time create stuning results" - Robin S

"Daily life is more instructive than the most effective book." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Success is not a destination thing, it's a daily thing." - John C Maxwell

"Leadership is developed daily, not in a day." - John C Maxwell

"Avoiding depression with large daily doses of television." - Paulo Coelho

"Make at least one definite move daily toward your goal." - Bruce Lee

"I derived my strength from daily mass and communion." - Vince Lombardi

"Give us this day our daily discount merchandise." - Billy Joel

"Let us daily strive to copy our Saviour's humility." - J C Ryle

"Life is but a daily oscillation between revolt and submission." - Henri Frederic Amiel

"I am daily making myself what I am." - Robert Thurman

"Greatness, as we daily see it, is unsociable." - Walter Savage Landor

"Just a few daily disciplines make a big difference" - Jim Rohn

"Daily life is always extraordinary when rendered precisely." - Bonnie Friedman

"In their daily life, all are braver than they know." - Henry David Thoreau

"By daily dying, I have come to be." - Theodore Roethke

"We ought as much to pray for a blessing upon our daily rod as upon our daily bread." - John Owen

"Scenes must be beautiful which daily view'd Please daily, and whose novelty survives Long knowledge and the scrutiny of years." - William Cowper

"Scenes must be beautiful which daily view'd Please daily, and whose novelty survives Long knowledge and the scrutiny of years." - William Cowper

"Don't show your flaws." - Drew Barrymore

"The original reality show." - Regis Philbin

"At a time when the respectable bourgeois youngsters of my generation were college freshmen, oppressed by simian sophomores and affronted with balderdash daily and hourly by chalky pedagogues, I was at large in a wicked seaport of half a million people, with a front seat at every public show, as free of the night as of day, and getting earfuls of instruction in a hundred giddy arcana, none of them taught in schools.... [But] if I neglected the humanities, I was meanwhile laying in all the worldly wisdom of a police lieutenant, a bartender, a shyster lawyer, or a midwife." - H L Mencken

"Just as the telescope and microscope show us that there is order and design in all the works of God's hand, from the greatest planet down to the least insect, so does the Bible teach us that there is wisdom, order and design in all the events of our daily life. There is no such thing as 'chance', 'luck', or 'accident' in the Christian journey through this world. All is arranged and appointed by God: and all things are 'working together' for the believer's good." - J C Ryle

"Remember that in ascending to the Father You could not leave us orphans; And in making yourself a prisoner on earth You knew to veil all your divine rays. But the shadow of your veil is luminous and pure. Living Bread of faith, Celestial Food, O mystery of love! My daily Bread, Jesus, is You!... Jesus, it is you who, despite the blasphemies Of the enemies of the Sacrament of love, It is you who want to show how much you love me, Since you make your dwelling in my heart. O Bread of the exiled! Holy and Divine Host, It is no longer I who live, but I live on your life" - Therese Of Lisieux

"Perfection does not come in this life, but we exercise faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and keep our covenants. President Monson has promised, "Your testimony, when constantly nourished, will keep you safe." We push our spiritual roots deep, feasting daily on the words of Christ in the scriptures. We trust in the words of living prophets, placed before us to show us the way. We pray and pray and listen to the quiet voice of the Holy Ghost that leads us along and speaks peace to our soul. Whatever challenges arise, we never, never leave Him." - Neil L. Andersen

"But of course I love my Japanese fans and the show must go on, no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! It's not right but it's okay" - Katy Perry

"I do a TV show about a priest in London, and he is also slightly beleaguered and is subject to fate and misfortune and daily difficulty." - Tom Hollander

"The Daily Show was an incredible training ground for that kind of thing. It was all about discipline and generating material constantly." - Ed Helms

"[John McCain] didn't believe me. I think anybody who's been in a POW camp for five years can - take eight minutes on The Daily Show." - Jon Stewart

"Charlie Hebdo was and is not The Onion or "The Daily Show." This is a different kind of satire. Might I put it this way - less politically correct." - Scott Simon

"Shall I show you the sinews of a philosopher? What sinews are those? - A will undisappointed; evils avoided; powers daily exercised, careful resolutions; unerring decisions." - Epictetus

"I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic." - David Javerbaum

"People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy." - Al Madrigal

"When you work at 'The Daily Show,' you have to give 100 percent, or you're gone. The competitiveness and the minds that work in those offices are incredible." - Nate Corddry

"I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson." - John Oliver

"Thank God for Occupy and thank God for 'The Daily Show,' Colbert and the rising up that's going on around the world." - Bonnie Raitt

"I did a lot of college appearances over the last years when I was on 'The Daily Show,' and I have always done really well at colleges." - Larry Wilmore

"I've just learned to be fat and happy. Portly is what you have to be comfortable with when you're doing a daily show." - Larry Wilmore

"The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart, if he'll have me. It's not competitive with CNN and it's too much fun." - Fareed Zakaria

"If it is "daily bread," why do you take it once a year? . . . Take daily what is to profit you daily. Live in such a way that you may deserve to receive it daily. He who does not deserve to receive it daily, does not deserve to receive it once a year." - Ambrose

"A show can be artistically successful; a show can be financially successful; a show can be successful by the transformative experience the audience is having; a show can be successful from the point of view of what is experienced by the cast and the company on a daily basis." - David Binder

"Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy." - Garrison Keillor

"Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief." - George Herbert

"Prayer should be the means by which I, at all times, receive all that I need, and, for this reason, be my daily refuge, my daily consolation, my daily joy, my source of rich and inexhaustible joy in life." - Saint John Chrysostom

"Love, that is all I asked, a little love, daily, twice daily, fifty years of twice daily love like a Paris horse-butcher's regular, what normal woman wants affection?" - Samuel Beckett

"There were always plenty of newspapers in the house. The Times, Guardian, Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail were all regular fixtures on the coffee table. I used to enjoy reading The Times editorial pages and the Daily Mail sports pages." - Lionel Barber

"In the life of the Indian there is only one inevitable duty-the duty of prayer-the daily recognition of the Unseen and Eternal. Our daily devotions were more necessary to us than daily food." - Charles Alexander Eastman

"Show love! Love feels good!" - Gia Allemand

"Show up, show up, show up, and after a while the muse shows up, too." - Isabel Allende

"You show you care, you die.You show you fear, you die.You show nothing, maybe you live." - Patricia Mccormick

"One does not accumulate but eliminate. It is not daily increase but daily decrease. The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity." - Bruce Lee

"You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine." - John C Maxwell

"Who we are is the result of how we live and act on a daily basis. Our daily actions reflect our prime values and motivations." - David Frawley

"Healing is not an overnight process; it is a daily cleansing of pain, it is a daily healing of your life." - Leon Brown

"I think of art as coming from daily life, daily experience. I think it's very important not to have it become work for some kind of elite circle." - Ai Weiwei

"Repentance is a thing that cannot be trifled with every day. Daily transgression and daily repentance is not that which is pleasing in the sight of God." - Joseph Smith Jr

"The daily activity that contributes most to happiness is having dinner with friends. The daily activity that detracts most from happiness is commuting. Eat more. Commute less." - David Brooks

"People always ask you, 'What's your dream job?' This is my dream job. It really is a dream opportunity to have your own nationwide daily sports talk show for an hour." - Adam Schein

"Even though I'm on a show that I love with people that I love - I have basically the dream job - that doesn't mean I'm not getting rejected on a daily basis." - Aya Cash

"I was a fan of "The Daily Show" I watched it,I never imagined being on it, but I figured I would just go down there and do my best Stephen Colbert impression." - Aasif Mandvi

"Samantha Bee said to me when I first started on the "Daily Show", she was like no - there is no - the only way you'll learn this job is by doing this job." - Aasif Mandvi

"4. Owned Triggers Owned triggers consume a piece of real-estate in the user's environment. They consistently show up in daily life and it is ultimately up to the user to opt into allowing these triggers to appear.
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"People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor." - John Oliver

"The only humility that is really ours is not that which we try to show before God in prayer, but that which we carry with us in our daily conduct.." - Andy Murray

"I'm kind of a 'Daily Show,' Bill Maher junkie. I listen to NPR and I still get the 'New York Times' paper delivered to my door, even though I live in L.A." - Constance Zimmer

"People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor." - John Oliver

"The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world." - Rob Corddry

"With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change the consciousness of audiences and can make the show less funny or feel more stale." - Robert Lopez

"I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture." - John Mayall

"To be sure, the hard-to-come-by interview - the 'get' - isn't an uncommon phenomenon here at 'The Daily Show.' We've had high-profile dignitaries, low-profile indignitaries, stars you've heard of, authors you should have read." - Kevin Bleyer

"You should be watching 'Red Band Society' because it's a show that inspires us to live. I feel like you'll get connected to these characters, and they teach you something that you can apply to your daily life." - Nolan Sotillo



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