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"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck." - Tom Shales

"I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck." - Patton Oswalt

"I'm a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains." - Roger Bart

"Don't forget to duck!" - Patricia Neal

"I think it's that if you don't have the visual, you have to infuse the full personality into the voice. Think of Daffy Duck. I mean, what the heck? I was playing around with the Daffy Duck voice today when I was coming back from driving my kid to school." - Tim Matheson

"Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are." - Chuck Jones

"I'm just glad that I have bragging rights to working with Bugs and Daffy." - Brendan Fraser

"Honey, I forgot to duck" - Ronald Reagan

"Honey, I forgot to duck." - Ronald Reagan

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!" - Robin Cook

"In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile, like he always knows what's up, like nothing can ruffle him." - Jeff Greenfield

"I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation?" - Ray Bradbury

"Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig." - Nicolas Cage

"I worked with some of the best actors I've ever worked with: Mel Blanc and Don Messick. They could play a scene against themselves. Think of the characters that Mel created, and they're as good or better than any performance anyone has ever given. I mean: Daffy Duck! Think of the specific voice Mel gave Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny or Porky Pig... It's just astonishing." - Tim Matheson

"Daffy, of course, wants to go on the journey with him but the studio decides they want Daffy back, so Bugs and a young studio executive heroine have to go out and try to bring him back." - Joe Dante

"I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me." - Cassandra Clare

"Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck" - Barry Cryer

"Tuck in your tail, little duck." - Suzanne Collins

"Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!" - Charles M Schulz

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it just may be a duck." - Walter Reuther

"Honey, I just forgot to duck." - Jack Dempsey

"I do not walk like a duck." - Cassandra Clare

"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?" - Rodney Dangerfield

"When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck." - Richard Cushing

"I still look like a duck." - Michelle Pfeiffer

"I don't duck or dodge anybody." - Floyd Mayweather Jr

"You can't aim a duck to death." - Gael Boardman

"Was that you or the duck?" - Groucho Marx

"When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck." - James Whitcomb Riley

"Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck." - Lewis Grizzard

"The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck." - Walter Cronkite

"The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck." - Walter Cronkite

"I liked Bugs Bunny. He was pretty good. He's annoying as a duck and he's anti-proletarian. Daffy Duck I couldn't see what was going on with him. He seemed like he was angry about something. My favorite one though is Pinocchio. I liked that kid. He was made of wood. I liked that for a start. I also liked how he'd tell a lie and his nose would grow. I liked the morality of that." - Russell Brand

"An idea has no worth at all without believable characters to implement it; a plot without characters is like a tennis court without players. Daffy Duck is to a Buck Rogers story what John McEnroe was to tennis. Personality. That is the key, the drum, the fife. Forget the plot." - Chuck Jones

"Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me." - Nicolas Cage

"Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. To me, he's a great actor." - Nicolas Cage

"If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they've seen, then I question your judgment." - Bruce Willis

"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck." - Adam Sandler

"A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck." - Jodi Picoult

"The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting." - Massad Ayoob

"What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" - J K Rowling

"Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale" - Cassandra Clare

"In every trouble the little ones duck more easily." - Jean De La Fontaine

"The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty." - Mark Levin

"My parents are from a whole different culture. My parents are from small-town Louisiana. It's like, if it walk like a duck, talk like a duck, then it's a duck. And if you ain't quacking, you ain't no duck." - Bun B

"Poetry is a sky dark with a wild-duck migration." - Carl Sandburg

"I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!" - Jade Puget

"confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head." - Abraham Lincoln

"He took a duck in the face at 250 knots." - William Gibson

"What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer." - Nicholas Sparks

"Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck" - Michael Grant

"It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers." - Martin Freeman

"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" - Karl Pilkington

"Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?" - Rhodri Morgan

"A door-opener for the Communist party is worse than a member of the Communist party. When someone walks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, he's a duck." - James B. Carey

"I'm the lamest lame duck there could be." - George Wallace

"I figure as the 'duck' in the 'Adventures'." - Robinson Duckworth

"They would all be sorry... particularly the duck." - Angie Sage

"One is never alone with a rubber duck." - Douglas Adams

"The fox often offers the duck its pond." - Robert Jordan

"I'm the lamest lame duck there could be." - George C Wallace

"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call." - Richard Lewis

"Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle." - Ken Blanchard

"I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst." - Florentijn Hofman

"Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck." - Kool Keith

"Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together." - Si Robertson

"A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions." - Marco Rubio

"We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead." - Paul Ryan

"Many words have no legal meaning. Others have a legal meaning very unlike their ordinary meaning. For example, the word 'daffy-downdilly.' It is a criminal libel to call a lawyer a 'daffy-down-dilly.' Ha! Yes, I advise you never to do such a thing. No, I certainly advise you never to do it." - Dorothy L Sayers

"If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer." - Ajahn Chah

"Daffy-down-dilly came up in the cold, Through the brown mould Although the March breeze blew keen on her face, Although the white snow lay in many a place." - Anna Bartlett Warner

"Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."" - Rodney Dangerfield

"My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'" - Lea Thompson

"Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY." - Terry Pratchett

"The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, whilst the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn't feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck anyway, and certainly not whilst it, the second duck, was busy flying." - Douglas Adams

"The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men." - Ken Follett

"Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck." - George R R Martin

"An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness." - Robert Breault

"Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life" - Groucho Marx

"An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness." - Robert Brault

"Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants." - Christopher Moore

"I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck." - Michelle Pfeiffer

"Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck." - Billie Holiday

"You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?" - Groucho Marx

"I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath." - Fred Shero

"In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus." - Creed Bratton

"Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me Duck." - Donald Dunn

"She smiled smugly. "We came to an agreement, the duck and I." - Cassandra Clare

"When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?" - Doug Coupland

"It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion." - Gary Neville

"The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are." - Jase Robertson

"The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs." - Ernest Bramah

"If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy." - Jase Robertson

"Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season." - Ambrose Bierce

"When all else fails, duck. It's not practical, but it can be momentarily comforting." - Anonymous

"Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?" - Anne Hathaway

"How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?" - Caitlin Kittredge

"I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait!" - Mike Huckabee

"Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce." - Alain Ducasse

"Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck." - Bobby Fischer

"Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor." - Cody Lundin

"I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran." - Bob Dylan

"Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also." - Igor Stravinsky

"Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck." - Rick Dees

"The sea darkens And a wild duck s call Is faintly white." - Matsuo Basho

"The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck." - Mike Pence

"If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy." - Jase Robertson

"Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river." - Farrah Gray

"You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck" - Claude C Hopkins

"You do' have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency." - Bill Mollison

"You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency." - Bill Mollison

"i am a man, not a duck, llama, or fish, once a man, always a man" - Sir Stuart Thomas

"Man stands for long time with mouth open before roast duck flies in." - Saying

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot." - Carl Sandburg

"Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!" - Charles Dickens

"If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her." - Leona Helmsley

"I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy." - Roberto Benigni

"I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone." - Chris Colfer

"Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.'" - Donald Dunn

"For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101." - Charles B Rangel

"When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?" - Douglas Coupland

"When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck." - Penelope Cruz

"I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress." - Florentijn Hofman

"A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets" - Nash Buckingham

"For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101." - Charles Rangel

"People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!" - Karl Pilkington

"Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time." - Jules Renard

"A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying." - Jase Robertson

"I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony." - Brad Pitt

"To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also." - Igor Stravinsky

"Apparently, the pathfinder duck is a psychological archetype in certain cultures." - Michael Leunig

"Light came to me when I realized that I did not have to consider any racial group as a whole. God made them duck by duck and that was the only way I could see them." - Zora Neale Hurston

"To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that." - Phil Robertson

"You know, I look like a duck. I just do. And I'm not the only person who thinks that. It's the way my mouth sort of curls up or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck." - Michelle Pfeiffer

"So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck"." - Tommy Cooper

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." - Douglas Adams

"When I was nine years old I use to copy - not trace - the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts." - William Jackson

"Confit is not something that comes to mind for summer. Usually it means duck confit, made by cooking the legs and thighs in duck fat to preserve them for winter." - Geoffrey Zakarian

"When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts." - William Jackson

"My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call boxes and put the stickers on the duck call and then put them in the boxes." - Kay Robertson

"'Howard The Duck' has a lot of fans, and usually when they come up to me, I just think they're the coolest. Because it takes a lot of strength, a lot of perseverance to love 'Howard the Duck.'" - Lea Thompson

"When I was a kid, I wanted to emulate Mel Blanc, who is arguably one of the most legendary voiceover recording artists of our time. I used to watch all the cartoons where he would voice Daffy, Elmer Fudd and Porky the Pig. I knew one day I wanted to do that." - Jesse Mccartney

"Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." - Confucius

"No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right." - Mira Grant

"If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are." - Bear Bryant

"Tessa touched his wrist lightly with her hand. "Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it?" - Cassandra Clare

"Trust none; For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, And Hold-fast is the only dog, my duck." - William Shakespeare

"Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck." - Chubby Checker

"...after using your stuff on a jug band full of instruments, all I can say is Thank You Dr. Duck !..." - John Sebastian



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