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Daddy Quotes

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"Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?" - Simone Elkeles

"Gravity is matter's sugar daddy." - Brian Greene

"My heart belongs to daddy." - Marilyn Monroe

"I'll be stuntin like my daddy." - Kelly Rowland

"By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy." - John Green

"Daddy I'm just little But I love you BIG Happy Birthday Big Daddy" - John Walter Bratton

"Daddy, daddy, daddy, All I want is you. You can have me, baby - but my lovin' days is through. A certain amount of impotence in a dream deferred." - Langston Hughes

"Just tip my cap and call the Yankees my daddy." - Pedro

"My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne." - Hank Williams, Jr.

"I'm not like Puff Daddy, I hold my own umbrella." - Penelope Cruz

"Daddy, look - one of the gnomes actually bit me!" - J K Rowling

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, ohhhh, yeeeeeeeaaaah, who's your daddy..." - J.R. Ward

"Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters." - Rick Riordan

"Daddy, will you take me to the mill, again?" - Trenton Lee Stewart

"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy." - Harry Connick Jr

"Old as he was, he still missed his daddy sometimes." - Gloria Naylor

"Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger." - Frank Zappa

"I got it this time, Daddy Warbucks," I said," - Kim Harrison

"My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne." - Hank Williams

"What did you do in the Great War, Daddy?" - Savile Lumley

"What happens to a dream deferred? Daddy, ain't you heard?" - Langston Hughes

"Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow." - Chris Rock

"I'm your full blown charismatic evangelical freak daddy." - Stephen Baldwin

"Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes." - Gloria Naylor

"Where I come from, the block become your daddy." - Lil Wayne

"As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation." - Gloria Swanson

"The number one thing I've been doing is being daddy." - Austin Peck

"Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read with all this light.' Nobody give a fk about dads!" - Chris Rock

"My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad." - Eddie Murphy

"I want his children to know: wasn't anything strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with." - Al Sharpton

"I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show." - Nene Leakes

"Daddy wasn't there for me, so I had to grind every day." - Ray Lewis

"No word makes me happier than the word "daddy" when it's directed to me." - Michael Josephson

"Daddy always said you only explained things to the people that actually mattered." - Gabrielle Zevin

"Daddy once said, "If you don't know what you believe, Annie, you'll be a lost soul." - Gabrielle Zevin

"Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn" - Rachel Caine

"This whole Puff Daddy thing has taken a toll on me." - Puff Daddy

"What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?" - Diana, Princess of Wales

"When I was little I would think of ways to kill my daddy." - Kaye Gibbons

"Sorry to bother you," Bella said over the wailing. "But she wants her daddy." - J.R. Ward

"That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues." - Richard Kadrey

"We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed." - Chris Rock

"The Devil is' made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there." - Peter Shaffer

"Please don't let Daddy die Susie," he whispered. "I need him." - Alice Sebold

"Things a mother should know: how to comfort a son without exactly saying Daddy was wrong." - Katharine Whitehorn

"Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family." - Bil Keane

"Click bang, what a hang, your daddy just shot poor me." - Jimi Hendrix

"I think it's high time we started questioning the old cliches like "Grunt big for Daddy."" - Jack Handey

"My daddy used to tell me not to chew on something that was eatin you." - Cormac Mccarthy

"Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!" - Sarah Silverman

"Evangelistic preaching is what Daddy does, I never thought I would." - Franklin Graham

"Daddy always asks me and I never know what to say"." - Seymour Papert

"The Devil isn't made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there." - Peter Shaffer

"No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy." - P C Cast

"I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy." - Satchel Paige

"T-Bone Burnett once said that much of rock music is simply someone going wahhh daddy." - Bruce Springsteen

"My daddy. He's so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot." - Coco Jones

"I will be putting out a fragrance - I'm following in the great steps of Puff Daddy." - Bryan Ferry

"Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole, Black as a blackamoor, blin' as a mole...." - James Ferguson

"Are you lost daddy I arsked tenderly. Shut up he explained." - Ring Lardner

"And she'll have fun, fun, fun Till her daddy takes the T-bird away." - Brian Wilson

"God bless mommy and daddy, and please can we have some candy." - James Clavell

"My old daddy used to say kill the closest snake first." - John Dingell

"Good evening, daddy I know you've heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred" - Langston Hughes

"Dream within a dream, Our dream deferred. Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard?" - Langston Hughes

"And almost instantly, Daddy made everything seem just fine. Even when it wasn't." - Ellen Hopkins

"Like my daddy always said, where there's a way, there's a will." - Jr

"Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women." - Camille Paglia

"My old daddy used to say "kill the closest snake first"." - John Dingell

"Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?" - Howard Cosell

"The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya." - Tommy Chong

"This whole Puff Daddy thing has taken a toll on me." - Sean Combs

"What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?" - Princess Diana

"My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter." - Judy Johnson

"I've got a lot of issues. I've got a whole lot of daddy issues." - Derek Mears

"When it comes to musicians, I'm like the daddy of musicians here in Cuba." - Compay Segundo

"My parents divorced, and I didn't have much of a daddy growing up." - Pink

"I have daddy issues. So I keep tissues on me at all times." - Ryan Reynolds

"I want to thank my mum, my daddy, my coach, my teacher, everybody in my life." - Jet Li

"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch." - Loretta Lynn

"I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.'" - Tahj Mowry

"I was on the board at my children's school in Phoenix: I was Mr. Daddy Daycare." - Grant Hill

"Daddy always said that an option that you know to have a bad outcome is only a fool's option, i.e., not an option at all. And I liked to think that Daddy hadn't raised a fool." - Gabrielle Zevin

"She didn't have a daddy?" I asked. "No." "Did you have a daddy?" "You're all questions, aren't you? No, love. We never went in for that sort of thing. You only need men if you want to breed more men." - Neil Gaiman

"Stop calling your akri your daddy. It makes my wings droop. (Xirena) My akri is my daddy. He said so and it is so, so your wings can droop all they want, "cause it wo' change anything! (Simi)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"People called me Slim and Daddy Long Legs. My best friend Martine named me Daddy Long Legs after she saw me running track. She was making fun of me!" - Shelley Hennig

"Stop calling your akri your daddy. It makes my wings droop. (Xirena) My akri is my daddy. He said so and it is so, so your wings can droop all they want, 'cause it won't change anything! (Simi)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs, never wanted to play or give kisses and hugs. She'd watch the TV and sit there on the couch, while her mom fell asleep and her daddy went out." - John Michael Montgomery

"There's a stake in your fat black heart And the villagers never liked you. They are dancing and stamping on you. They always knew it was you. Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through." - Sylvia Plath

"I remember Mr. Mayer very well. He sort of liked to be the father - no, he liked to be treated like you thought he was Daddy, but he didn't treat you like Daddy at all." - Jackie Cooper

"Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?" - Trisha Goddard

"People called me 'Slim' and 'Daddy Long Legs.' My best friend Martine named me Daddy Long Legs after she saw me running track. She was making fun of me!" - Shelley Hennig

"Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second. They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass. Cotton went on, but daddy bumped me in the rear and my car went right into the wall." - Richard Petty

"I would say I'm more fascinated by Big Daddy V than I am necessarily a huge fan of Big Daddy V. He simply threw on the double-strapped unitard... and now he's some sort of fearsome, fighting, wrecking machine." - James Roday

"Those days of every child having a mummy and daddy who lived at home - Daddy went to work, and Mummy stayed at home and took care of everyone - those days have almost gone, and it's so much more unconventional now." - Kate Winslet

"Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that." - Jim Gaffigan

"Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you?" - Molly Ringwald

"The first time you hear the word "Daddy," I don't care who you are, your heart just melts." - Mario Joyner

"Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?" - Jean Webster

"At any rate, Daddy usually comes to my defence. Without him I wouldn't be able to stick out here." - Anne Frank

"You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'" - Dylan Moran

"Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? You think It's a happy beat?" - Langston Hughes

"Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'" - Erma Bombeck

"I think there's a little me hiding behind your leg, Chichi." "I'm Goten." "I'm Goku. Hi!" .... "Daddy!" - Akira Toriyama

"The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work." - William H. Masters

"My daddy always said being brave wasn't not being scared. Being brave was keeping going when you were." - Susan Crandall

"The only people I ever felt intimidated by in my whole life were Bob Gibson and my Daddy." - Dusty Baker

"If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author." - Dana Gould

"My daddy always said being brave was' not being scared. Being brave was keeping going when you were." - Susan Crandall

"When Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things" - Robbie Williams

"Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? You think It's a happy beat?" - Langston Hughes

"Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? You think It's a happy beat?" - Langston Hughes

"(Quoting his three year old son on a James Blunt song) Daddy, turn it off, it's spoiling my brain" - Bill Bailey

"Mother was the disciplinarian, but it was Daddy who could turn me into an angel with just one look." - Mary Martin

"I watched my daddy play that guitar, and whenever I could, I would pick it up and strum on it." - David Edwards

"I learned how music works dealing with Jermaine Dupri, and I learned how image works dealing with Puff Daddy." - Usher

"There was no way we'd ever get spoiled. Daddy made sure to instill in us a work ethic." - Kathie Lee Gifford

"My earliest memories are the best. I always try to remember the good times when Daddy was alive." - Jayne Mansfield

"The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work." - William Masters

"Daddy was like a lot of people who kind of turn their noses up when you say the word 'organic.'" - Nell Newman

"My kids are just waiting for me at home. I'm their father. They're wondering, 'When's Daddy coming home?'" - Brad Pitt

"I'm so famous, people expect me to sell as many records as Celine Dion or Puff Daddy." - Marilyn Manson

"Daddy worked for God, but asked for no pay. For he believed that God provides a way." - Dolly Parton

"My daddy always said being brave wasn't not being scared. Being brave was keeping going when you were." - Susan Crandall

"Believe me, it's not easy being an actress and a producer, especially with no big daddy to support you." - Amisha Patel

"The death of my father is probably the biggest thing that I ever faced. Daddy and I were best friends." - Joel Osteen

"I got into a brawl one night in a saloon in Greenwich Village. Elia Kazan, a great director, saw me put out a couple of hecklers and figures there was some Big Daddy in me, just lyin' dormant. And out it came. People still do call me Big Daddy, but to me, inside, I'm no Big Daddy at all." - Burl Ives

"Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter." - John Green

"I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'" - Adam Ferrara

"Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space." - Angelina Jolie

"If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing." - Robert Kiyosaki

"My daddy used to maintain, if you have to use ten-dollar words, what you're trying to say isn't worth a dime." - Charlene Weir

"Now Daddy is part of God. I guess when you die you become much more bigger, because you're part of everything." - Sean Lennon

"One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"" - Chris Rock

"I let myself feel good and sorry for myself, but only for a second. Daddy always said that the most useless of all human emotions was self-pity." - Gabrielle Zevin

"Tragedy is when someone ends up dead. Everything else is just a bump in the road. For the record, that was something Daddy used to say." - Gabrielle Zevin

"You might be smarter, your family might come from privilege, your daddy might own a company, but YOU WILL NOT OUT WORK ME!" - Eric Thomas

"Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth." - Waite Hoyt

"Go Daddy is not just a job; it's a way of life. Our employees work hard, and offering great incentives is fun and productive for the company." - Bob Parsons

"Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much..." - Cassandra Clare

"We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.'" - Erma Bombeck

"Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy!" - Miley Cyrus

"daddy says the world is a drum tight and hard and i told him i"m gonna beat out my own rhythm" - Nikki Giovanni

"My daddy said, that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away." - Nicholas Sparks

"Good evening, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? Trilling the treble And twining the bass Into midnight ruffles Of cat-gut lace." - Langston Hughes

"Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate for meltdowns. Daddy always has them when Uncle Jonas visits." -David Lyons from Tanner's Scheme-" - Lora Leigh

"I really have to wonder who or what made Daddy become this way. Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not intrinsic. It's fashioned." - Ellen Hopkins

"How that is so I don't know. How Mama and Daddy know me sixteen years and hate me, how a stranger meet me and love me. (131)" - Sapphire

"There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits." - Craig Ferguson

"daddy says the world is a drum tight and hard and i told him i'm gonna beat out my own rhythm" - Nikki Giovanni



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