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Dad In Jail Quotes


"I was in chemical jail." - James Taylor

"I can paint in jail." - Jack Kevorkian

"I am not in jail. There is no jail." - Charles Manson

"If it wasn't for my sport and my father, I'd probably be a fallen statistic. I'd be dead; I'd be in jail. Luckily, I had a great dad in my life." - Apolo Ohno

"My dad was a doctor who worked at a jail. He was more like a jail administrator. My mom was a public school teacher. There's no artists in my family whatsoever. So I don't know how that got in my gene pool, but it did." - Dan Amboyer

"I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.'" - Elaine Stritch

"My dad went to jail for a long time. We lost everything, and the situation never resolved itself. My parents had this sort of passionate, disastrous desire for each other - not ideal to grow up in." - Natalia Kills

"I should still be in jail." - Amnat Ruenroeng

"I shot a couple of movies in jail, but I was never in jail." - Tom Sizemore

"It's awfully easy to be in love in jail" - Dashiell Hammett

"There are more fakers in business than in jail." - Malcolm Forbes

"It's awfully easy to be in love in jail." - Dashiell Hammett

"When you screw up, you got to pay the price. Shoot up a supermarket, you go to jail. Ride a motorcycle without a helmet, permanent brain damage and in California you're getting a ticket. Too chatty on a date with my dad, well, he'll push you in front of a cross town bus. Of course, you know, I'm speaking metaphorically. My dad will push you in front of any bus." - Christopher Titus

"The only excuse for being broke is being in Jail." - Curtis Jackson

"I did my time in the jail of your arms" - Tom Waits

"It's perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail." - Abbie Hoffman

"There are good reasons for being in jail - for protesting." - Tracy Chapman

"It is crazy to have Judith Miller in jail." - Matthew Cooper

"You see, you can't put joblessness in a jail cell." - Carrie P Meek

"A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands." - Daniel Day-Lewis

"A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands." - Daniel Daylewis

"This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need." - Penn Jillette

"I'm in jail because people wanna keep me in jail. It ain't got nothing to do with the law." - Charles Manson

"Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even." - Mort Sahl

"My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now." - Dane Cook

"My daddy was the type that if you asked him, "Dad, am I going to get off punishment soon?" - he would extend it. It was like jail." - Dreezy

"When I was 11, I had an episode in my life. I saw my cousin shoot his wife. It wasn't traumatic... but the shock value. I went back into the apartment to collect some things with my dad, because my cousin was in jail. The bed was all bloody. It was there where she had landed after the bullet. She got a .38 to the face." - Richard Ramirez

"It was better to be in a jail where you could bang the walls than in a jail you could not see." - Carson Mccullers

"I happen to be pretty productive when I am in jail. When you are in jail, you have to spend more time with yourself." - Pramoedya Ananta Toer

"I have nothing to lose by standing up and following my beliefs. So I'll go to jail, so what? We have been in jail for years." - Muhammad Ali

"Swaraj does not depend on jail going. If it did, there are thousands of prisoners in jail today. It depends on everyone doing his or her own task." - Mahatma Gandhi

"People don't understand that you can actually lose your life going to jail. There's more violence in the jail-house than there is on the streets." - Snoop Dogg

"When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian." - Tommy Chong

"When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police." - Flavor Flav

"Dad is always hiding in his book." - E L Doctorow

"In real life, I'm a dad." - James Spithill

"There are no unemployed, either in Russia or in Dartmoor jail, and for the same reason." - Philip Snowden, 1st Viscount Snowden

"I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles." - Sebastian Bach

"I spent two months in a jail once. In a Mexican border town." - Dean Ambrose

"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail." - Will Rogers

"Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail." - Don Delillo

"Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned." - Samuel Johnson

"Being in jail, it's humbled me in a way I never imagined." - Foxy Brown

"OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard." - Ambrose Bierce

"If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail." - Cole Porter

"The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak." - Wavy Gravy

"Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad." - Will Smith

"When we put someone in our jail cell of hatred, we are stuck guarding the door." - Max Lucado

"I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago." - Nick Offerman

"If you seek violence, we will seek to put you in jail." - Edward Koch

"To stand up for truth is nothing. For truth, you must sit in jail." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"They spent the night in jail, where their progressive views on gay marriage served them well." - Ann Coulter

"In a society of criminals, the innocent man goes to jail." - Philip K Dick

"There are more Negroes in jail with me than there are on the voting rolls." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail." - Benjamin Barber

"I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail." - Muhammad Ali

"He was removed from jail and placed in a place for the insensitive and insane." - Johnny Cash

"Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails." - Ray Davies

"If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail." - Elaine Stritch

"My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen." - Master P

"Jesus would be framed and in jail if he was living today." - Carson Mccullers

"Send me to jail in 48 hours if I am corrupt." - Arvind Kejriwal

"Many people are living in an emotional jail without realizing it." - Virginia Satir

"A petty thief is put in jail. A great brigand becomes a ruler of a Nation." - Zhuangzi

"A man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company" - Samuel Johnson

"The death penalty is inhumane... whether that person is in a [jail] or it's bin Laden." - Danny Glover

"Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail." - Eartha Kitt

"Three years in jail is a good corrective for three years at Harvard." - Alger Hiss

"Too many young African-American and Latino men ended up in jail for nonviolent offenses." - Hillary Clinton

"Between the two of them, I can't decide which one I'd rather see in jail." - Jon Stewart

"Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail." - Anonymous

"Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail." - Benjamin R. Barber

"[Th' rayformer] don't understand that people wud rather be wrong an' comfortable thin right in jail." - Finley Peter Dunne

"I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life." - John Waters

"Shame is the turnkey that keeps our evil desires in jail." - Austin O'Malley

"If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!" - Kurt Cobain

"They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me." - Lawrence Taylor

"I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail." - Dr Dre

"I've been in jail a couple times. I've been caught shoplifting." - Diplo

"I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail." - Tupac Shakur

"Statistics say that I'm supposed to be in jail. And I'm not supposed to be alive." - Tyler Perry

"Every single person in jail for a violent crime had a nightmare childhood." - Rob Reiner

"If I wasn't a champion, I'd still be in jail. That makes me try very hard." - Amnat Ruenroeng

"Most people figured I'd be in jail. I've been proving people wrong my whole life." - Gary Sheffield

"In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged." - Dennis Rodman

"As horrible as jail was, there were some first-rate guys in there." - Scott Weiland

"If you seek violence, we will seek to put you in jail." - Ed Koch

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there." - Charles Bukowski

"I would lay awake nights and cry a lot thinking, is my dad gonna come home? Is he gonna go to jail again? Is he going to get killed?" - Victoria Gotti

"I prefer to be in the grave in Colombia than in a jail cell in the United States." - Pablo Escobar

"I know I was very unstable and unhappy all through my life. I lost my mother and then my father. Losing Dad was like losing the bearings of my life. My sisters took it badly, but I took it worse. Throughout my lean phases, Dad was like a solid rock, supporting me, whether it was work, or my jail term." - Sanjay Dutt

"We have more people in jail than any other country in Earth, disproportionately Latino and African-American." - Bernie Sanders

"I am satisfied with everything in my life. Including the fact that I spent time in jail." - Ivan Slavkov

"Putting a family member in jail is a good sign there is something seriously wrong in the home." - Ricki Lake

"Being in jail is difficult too because it's like being in a graveyard, you can't do much." - Benazir Bhutto

"I'm enjoying prison ministry, particularly with the women in Hudson County Jail who have suffered tremendously in their lives." - James Mcgreevey

"To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric." - Danny Sugerman

"If Mike Tyson is in your courtroom and you don't send him to jail, it's an injustice. Everyone knows he's a bad guy. So if he is in your courtroom, he should go to jail." - Mike Tyson

"The jail thing is very, very present in all of my work... Sometimes not very frontally. The jail is coming from the camps, because my mother was in the camps, and she internalized that and gave it to me." - Chantal Akerman

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned." - Samuel Johnson

"People were threatened, folks was put in jail just because we wanted people to try to register to vote." - Unita Blackwell

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan

"Very early in my childhood I associated poverty, toil, unemployment, drunkenness, cruelty, quarreling, fighting, debts, jail with large families." - Margaret Sanger

"Steal a little, and they put you in jail. Steal a lot, and they make you king." - Bob Dylan

"I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time." - Will Ferrell

"Jail and the streets go hand in hand. You can't have one with out the other. They coincide." - Kevin Gates

"And if I don't be there by morning, she'll know that I must've spent the night in jail." - Eric Clapton

"I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot, success is my only option, failure's not." - Eminem

"The only difference between me and my fellow actors is that I've spent more time in jail." - Robert Mitchum

"in the synagogue of my heart... I myself jail and the jailed, I go wounded, bite-marked" - Helene Cixous

"A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out." - John Dillinger

"Being a teacher is like being in jail; once it's on your record, you can never get rid of it." - Henry David Thoreau

"I was in jail when Medgar Evers was murdered and nothing, I mean nothing has been done about that." - Fannie Lou Hamer

"In a way, a jail is a place where you can rest, read books and live with yourself." - Benazir Bhutto

"The system was afraid of Vaclav Havel. And so they either harassed him for put him in jail." - Judy Woodruff

"Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you King." - Bob Dylan

"When large numbers of wholly innocent men are in jail, we may take it that Swaraj is at hand." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The best way to learn a language may be an episode of jail in a foreign country." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder." - Nick Bostrom

"If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in jail!" - Trey Gowdy

"He thinks he can use the jail for networking to be somebody. In that way, he's always operating." - John Leguizamo

"Cop comes down the street crazy as a loon, he throws us in jail for carrying harpoons." - Bob Dylan

"If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail." - Ted Nugent

"Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks." - Ricky Martin

"Lots of people think I went to prison. I never went to prison. I was in jail without bail." - Bobby Seale

"My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose." - Gene Simmons

"I think there are too many people in jail for too long and for not necessarily good reasons." - Eric Holder

"Unfortunately I've been to jail a couple times. Anytime I come in it's difficult to make music, write songs." - Gucci Mane

"But if you go over the line, you don't want to get stuck in a Nevada State court room. Honestly, because Nevada has been doing a good job of putting California criminals in jail. I mean, we couldn't put OJ in jail, but they did. We couldn't put Paris Hilton in jail, but they did." - James Belushi

"I have an incomplete album that I want to finish. I have been thinking about the plan during my days in jail, I have sung rock n roll for forty years. After jail, I will continue to rock n roll." - Gary Glitter

"The government has created a nation of paper criminals. People can be put in jail and lose civil rights and liberties through bureaucratic procedures.The only thing that is keeping you out of jail is government goodwill." - Ayn Rand

"Spending time in jail really helped me stay away from what my brother did because I got a taste of jail time. I realized this isn't the life I want to live being locked up 24 hours a day." - John Starks

"I have an incomplete album that I want to finish. I have been thinking about the plan during my days in jail, I have sung rock n' roll for forty years. After jail, I will continue to rock n' roll." - Gary Glitter

"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?." - Ernie Hudson

"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?" - Ernie Hudson

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company." - Samuel Johnson

"That wasn't your mom in you-that was your dad." - Ally Carter

"My dad owned a propane company in Oklahoma." - Johnny Bench

"My dad has ingrained that in me: 'Be accountable.'" - Jon Lester

"My dad says he likes to bask in my glow." - Robert Pattinson

"The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer about to go to jail, should CBS in effect tell the producer go to jail even though there is no law at all that we can use to get you out of jail?" - Floyd Abrams

"I think I had kind of an advantage. When I was growing up, my dad had just got out of jail and he had a great record collection. He had - it was all - these were the songs. So I heard a lot of these songs, like, my whole life, so for me it was easy. I already knew what I was going to sing." - Chris Isaak

"And don't worry, if I get thrown in jail in Manila, Beyonce will just bail me out. Sold out night 2 in the Philippines. I love it here!" - Lady Gaga

"When I was a kid, everybody in the neighborhood picked me to be the one in jail or be in the cemetery by the time I was 20." - Bo Jackson

"When [Ralph Waldo] Emerson visited Thoreau in jail and asked, 'What are you doing in there?' it was reported that Thoreau replied, 'What are you doing out there?'" - Howard Zinn

"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year." - Ted Nugent

"Every tiny molecule of Ash is in motion with my heat I am such a Lunatic that I am free even in Jail." - Bhagat Singh

"If, after obtaining Buddhahood, anyone in my land gets tossed in jail on a vagrancy rap, may I not attain highest perfect enlightenment." - Gary Snyder

"Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society." - Edward Abbey

"Life is like a dice game; one roll could land you in jail, or cuttin' cake, blowin' kisses in the rice game." - Jay Electronica



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