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Dad Getting Married Quotes


"He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!" - Mark Recchi

"Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel." - Thomas More

"Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot." - Minnie Pearl

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that." - Michel De Montaigne

"The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad." - Adam Sandler

"The magic isn't in getting married, it's in staying married" - Derek Luke

"I like getting married, but I don't like being married." - Don Adams

"Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare." - Kid Rock

"I should think that people would be more interested in politics and all that is happening, rather than two lovebirds who are looking to wed. I think it's very nice that in an age when love is so scarce that people are willing to gamble on getting married." - Yoko Ono

"In the Mormon Church, we believe we can be married for all eternity, not till death do you part. As Mom was getting older, she was excited, truly excited, that within a few years she'd be with Dad again." - Clayton M Christensen

"If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces." - Rush Limbaugh

"Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious." - Nicolas Bentley

"But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?" - Nancy Pelosi

"Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it." - Clarence Budington Kelland

"I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever." - Zac Efron

"Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men." - Oscar Wilde

"My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much." - Skeet Ulrich

"Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married." - Kyra Zagorsky

"Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime is among the fine arts." - Roberta Flack

"Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness." - Ashley Judd

"I have no plans of getting married so soon" - Amrita Rao

"I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever." - Zac Efron

"If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting." - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

"Getting married was the best thing I've ever done." - Megan Fox

"Moving in is almost a bigger step than getting married." - Joel Kinnaman

"I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay." - Harris Wittels

"Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks" - Kid Rock

"I'm terrified to get married. I'm not getting married till my gay friends can." - Denise Mina

"I want a girl just like the girl That married dear old dad." - William Dillon

"Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you." Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..." Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't officially gone out yet. I just met him last night." - Ellen Schreiber

"People were fed up with reality shows about midgets getting married and weird Jerry Springer talk shows. There had been a real dry spell of intelligent family-oriented viewing: the type of program that Mom, Dad and the kids can all watch together. With 'Lost,' there are just so many characters for people to invest in." - Evangeline Lilly

"I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced." - Eva Longoria

"Kiss me, Kate, we shall be married o'Sunday" - William Shakespeare

"Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?" - L Ron Hubbard

"I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said, 'I need health benefits.'" - Nancy Pelosi

"Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." - Ed Viesturs

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started." - Mark Twain

"But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24" - Rachael Leigh Cook

"But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24." - Rachael Leigh Cook

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I always say getting married was a ball. I had a blast getting married. Loved it so much I got married six or seven times or whatever it was." - Kid Rock

"ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern." - Chelsea Handler

"The only problem with getting married is that we can't fornicate anymore." - David Hoffman

"I love you. We're getting married, and that's the way it is. Get used to it." - Julie Garwood

"I love you. We're getting married, and that's the way it is. Get used to it." - Julie Garwood

"Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution." - Candace Bushnell

"You want a happy romantic relationship? Do' ruin it by getting married." - Meg Cabot

"People keep on getting married. Evidently hope is eternal in the human breast." - Sherwood Anderson

"You want a happy romantic relationship? Don't ruin it by getting married." - Meg Cabot

"Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do." - Maggie Gallagher

"He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day." - Philip Larkin

"I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know." - Albert Camus

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." - Mae West

"Gay people getting married? Next, they'll be allowed to vote and pay taxes." - Kenneth Cole

"I think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster." - David Bowie

"I still believe in getting married in churches and baptizing children. I go through those motions." - John Irving

"I am a typical Italian; I love the clan. But I don't think about getting married." - Gianni Versace

"I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend." - Marlen Esparza

"Getting married isn't going to make your relationship better. It's just a ceremony." - Rob Lowe

"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?" - Mark Mckinney

"I haven't done the milestoney things - getting married, buying a house, having children." - Eve Best

"I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever." - Richard Pryor

"The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married." - Tara Reid

"I would recommend getting married young. That way you don't have all the baggage." - Willie Robertson

"The reality of getting married, it really changed things into something beautiful. There was transformation." - Peter Scolari

"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch." - Loretta Lynn

"I think that, on some level, everybody lives vicariously through couples who are getting married." - Amy Dickinson

"Getting married and settling down isn't the most important thing in my life." - Liam Neeson

"As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying. It's always like, 'So, when are you guys getting married? Huh? When are you getting married? When are you guys getting married?!' I dunno, you're married - when are you gonna die? You're already married, death will be next. When are you gonna die?" - Greg Fitzsimmons

"When married people don't get on they can separate, but if they're not married it's impossible. It's a tie that only death can sever." - W Somerset Maugham

"...Something about, 'I love my dad, I love my dad, makes me feel better when I'm sad ... I love you to the moon and back." - Peter Facinelli

"I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time.... I was born to be a dad." - Simon Cowell

"I shouldn't have got married. My dad told me. I was 35 and I got married. He said, 'You're too young to be married'. 'What? I'm 35'. Said, 'You're far too young. You haven't lived yet'. He was right, bless him, thanks, Dad." - Rod Stewart

"When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does." - Sarah Mlynowski

"George Bush says that gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. Is anybody here married? Does it feel like a gift from God to you?" - Greg Giraldo

"You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts." - Jeff Foxworthy

"People always like to make up stories. I am not planning on getting married. Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and decide to get married!" - Leonardo Dicaprio

"I think getting married was a mistake along the way, but at the same time I wouldn't have the wonderful children I have if I didn't get married." - Hugh Hefner

"As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married." - Ashton Kutcher

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to." - Henny Youngman

"Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married." - George Bernard Shaw

"If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink." - Angela Carter

"I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me." - Agatha Christie

"One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married." - Kin Hubbard

"Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy - it's supposed to make you married." - Frank Pittman

"I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV." - Bette Midler

"For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me." - Fred Ebb

"A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late." - Frank Sinatra

"Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited." - Gloria Steinem

"Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother." - J. Norman Collie

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx

"You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere." - Chris Rock

"My mom and my dad were married 56 years, and the fact that I reconciled with my dad I think made their marriage a little bit better as well." - Larry Elder

"My dad was an absentee dad, so it was always important to me that I was part of my daughter's life, and she deserved two parents, which is part of the rationale behind us staying married for 30 years." - Samuel L Jackson

"My mother never married my father. She was married to and divorced from another man, then she married and divorced my stepfather and then, ultimately, they ended up getting back together." - Jesse Metcalfe

"I want to be a young dad. By 25 or 26 I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family." - Justin Bieber

"I'm a soccer dad at heart. I want five kids, and I want to get married. I want to coach Little League." - Mekhi Phifer

"My mom and dad met at Anaheim High School. After they got married, all they wanted to do was have four children, and they did." - Gwen Stefani

"My mother married three times. My dad is... I don't really have one. I mean, he does exist, but I have zero relationship with him." - Leslie Mann

"I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad." - Anne Geddes

"How long does getting thin take?" - A A Milne

"Getting old is not for sissies, kid." - Frank Langella

"Love is not about getting - but giving." - Henry Van Dyke

"Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married. Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married." - Natalie Wood

"There was never any question about his (Enos Slaughter) courage. He proved it by getting married four times." - Jack Brickhouse

"Getting married and really digging in with another human being can point out your greatest strengths and your greatest weaknesses." - Mat Kearney

"We were once getting married. And I have loved you all this time- a century and a half. -Jem" - Cassandra Clare

"I love you. We"re getting married, and that's the way it is. Get used to it." - Julie Garwood

"I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind." - Virginia Cary Hudson

"I've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married." - Ricki Lake

"By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape." - Phyllis Schlafly

"Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?" - Jim Gaffigan

"And getting married this autumn was certainly an additional incentive to spend rather more time in England." - Jill Dando

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." - Lewis Grizzard

"I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one!" - Chris Evert

"I was never a girl who thought about getting married. Being in a relationship wasn't my priority." - Susan Downey

"All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that." - Tiger Woods

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart

"Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck." - Iris Murdoch

"["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old." - Karla Souza

"I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring. It's a grave thing, getting married." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"My mom and dad always taught acting, so instead of getting me babysitters, they would just bring me to class." - Blake Lively

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have." - Garrison Keillor

"Keep doing what you've been doing and you will keep getting what you've been getting!" - Jackie Cooper

"Winning isn't getting ahead of others, it is getting ahead of yourself." - Roger Staubach

"We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something." - Janeane Garofalo

"Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition." - Samuel Pepys

"Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them." - Jefferson Machamer

"It's terribly hard to be married ... harder than anything else. I think you have to be an angel." - August Strindberg

"Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not." - Oscar Wilde

"If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be as overpopulated as it is now." - W Somerset Maugham

"My dad taught me to switch-hit. He and my grandfather, who was left-handed, pitched to me every day after school in the back yard. I batted lefty against my dad and righty against my granddad." - Mickey Mantle

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - Jack Handey

"There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more." - Dave Grohl

"One day it was about getting married that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you didn't like being married, or got tired of your husband, you could get Unmarried." - Eleanor Porter

"The reason for not getting married was that I just didn't have a partner to get married to. Climbing mountains was more attractive to me than marriage, or other fun things like that." - Tamae Watanabe

"If you get married, you lose all your benefits. That's insane! We should give people bonuses for getting married, and sending signals and talking about it to the society." - Sam Brownback

"I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts." - Gary Gulman

"My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are." - Thom Yorke

"It's relatively simple. If we're not getting more, better, faster than they are getting more, better, faster, then we're getting less, no better or more worse." - Tom Peters

"All I have to do is pose for a picture and I'm getting married to the person standing next to me." - Steven Spielberg

"I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake." - Paris Hilton

"I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me." - Jack Black

"I look forward to exercising my American civil liberties and getting fully, completely and legally married this year to my true love of over three years, Linda Wallem," - Melissa Etheridge

"If you're a church person and not a Jesus person, my heart hurts for you. It's like being engaged and never getting married. It's miserable." - Matt Chandler

"I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me." - Dick Martin

"The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love." - Samael Aun Weor

"Posting a letter and getting married [sic] are among the few things left that are entirely romantic; for to be entirely romantic, a thing must be irrevocable" - Gilbert K Chesterton

"I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight" - Anne Heche



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