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"I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny." - Paula Pell

"I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother." - Charlie Day

"I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny." - Jay Crownover

"I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny." - Peter Gallagher

"My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly." - Mike Myers

"My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny." - Louis C K

"What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad." - Angelina Jolie

"Remember that show 'My Three Sons'? It'd be funny if it was called 'My One Dad'... wait, what?" - Mitch Hedberg

"Mental illness is not funny." - Philip K Dick

"I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things are funny. He used to do that with Seinfeld all the time. He did it with Colombo, too, set the scene." - Andy Samberg

"My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet." - Liv Tyler

"I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life." - Kiefer Sutherland

"I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!" - Wesley Snipes

"From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!" - Jenna Bush

"I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more of a challenge, much more of a challenge, to make a cursing dad funny." - Ian Frazier

"My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp." - Noel Fielding

"I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things." - Christine Ebersole

"Funny is funny is funny." - Bob Newhart

"Everything's funny for God's sake. Everything." - Gloria Estefan

"I think that what's funny is that I seem to be taking up the roles that I remember my dad having - for some reason, I'm the one who makes the coffee, and my dad was always that guy. It's kind of shocking how closely I compare to my dad." - James Mercer

"I remember watching 'Colombo' a lot with my dad. That was one of the first detective shows I remember watching. And I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things are funny. He used to do that with 'Seinfeld' all the time. He did it with 'Colombo', too, set the scene." - Stephanie Beatriz

"I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?" - James Belushi

"I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?'" - James Belushi

"I think I might get laid more...by my dad." - Tom Delonge

"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." - Tennessee Williams

"Funny is funny." - Don Rickles

"My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her." - Mindy Kaling

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." - Jack Handey

"My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier." - Jason Gann

"It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I was meat and potatoes." - Chrissy Teigen

"My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress." - Joan Cusack

"Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him." - Patsy Kensit

"Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics." - Paul Lynde

"When Dad died in 1998, it really hit my confidence - he'd helped me write and he thought I was really funny, but since he'd died I didn't feel right. And it felt like no one but me even remembered him." - Dolly Wells

"I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They're hilarious. I love funny people." - Shari Sebbens

"My dad would go to work every day and write in a room full of funny people. He enjoyed it. I know great writers who find the process agonising but to me, writing has always been sheer joy." - Joss Whedon

"I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny." - Charlie Worsham

"I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him." - Justin Halpern

"I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny." - Joan Rivers

"When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh." - Courteney Cox

"Cursing dads are terrifying, you know? Cursing dads are - I don't know why, but no. It just doesn't seem to me that that would be funny. I mean it might be - you could try it and see. I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more of a challenge, much more of a challenge, to make a cursing dad funny." - Ian Frazier

"Money is what makes a man act funny." - Eminem

"I have a funny process : it's called procrastination." - K. K. Barrett

"Funny how the new things are the old things." - Rudyard Kipling

"Lets face it, most pretty girls arent funny" - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

"Funny how a melody sounds like a memory." - Eric Church

"isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?" - Zelda Fitzgerald

"What's so funny about peace, love and understanding" - Elvis Costello

"Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!" - Shannon Hale

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." - Stephen Hawking

"It's funny because it's funny." - David Spade

"There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is." - Roger Ebert

"My dad is a good dad." - Mindy Mccready

"My dad was a great dad." - Bijou Phillips

"My children's favorite, and it's funny because they've seen it but they have a difficult time watching it because it's their dad and they make that connection, but Edward Scissorhands is, by far my kids' favorite. They just connect with the character, and they see their dad feeling that isolation, that loneliness. He's a tragic character, so I think it's hard for them. They bawl when they see that." - Johnny Depp

"It's a funny thing. It's an odd thing to have your dad just come and work with you. But I think they all enjoyed working with him. It was a lot of fun. David loved teasing my dad, but I know respects him very much and when he gave him direction, David was always trying to do what he asked and we had a lot of fun." - Emily Deschanel

"Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad." - Anne Geddes

"He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'" - Jim Colletto

"After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time." - George W Bush

"Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this." - Warren Zevon

"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys." - Harry Chapin

"My dad is awesome." - Justin Halpern

"I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny." - Downtown Julie Brown

"Do you mean funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?' she inquired politely.... ' 'Cause,' explained his mentor gravely, 'our teacher don't allow us to say funny when we mean peculiar. It's bad English, you know." - Mariel Brady

"I sort of have a dark, twisted, offbeat way of writing, which I see coming up in my kids. It's funny, on Halloween, one of my daughters said, "Halloween isn't supposed to be happy, dad, it's supposed to be dark. " No smiling pumpkins at the Sixx household!" - Nikki Sixx

"Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching-and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book." - Laurie Notaro

"Hang on, Pa, don't reach for yer shotgun just yet," I said, grinning over the protective streak I found funny, when there wasn't actually anything to shelterme from. "We were just circlin' the wagons, not having an orgy." My dad suddenly looked like he might be sick. "Please don't ever say that word again." "Wagons?" - Rachel Vincent

"It was funny how dad was more honest in a book that anyone in the world could pick up and read than he could be talking to me. Or maybe it was sad. One or the other. Sometimes it's hard to tell." - Gabrielle Zevin

"It was funny how dad was more honest in a book that anyone in the world could pick up and read than he could be talking to me. Or maybe it was sad. One or the other. Sometimes it's hard to tell." - Gabrielle Zevin

"My dad has an incredible passion for living life, and hes really, really funny, so he definitely encourages me to enjoy all aspects of life. Hes very proud of me and definitely encourages my career path, and we have a good time talking about work." - Spencer Grammer

"My dad hasn't said much about his college days. Oh, a few times, he might start telling stories. And I've seen some highlight film of him from college. I remember thinking he looked really small. Which is funny, because growing up, I thought he was a pretty big guy." - Andrew Luck

"I've always loved The Simpsons, just because it was really, really funny. As a kid, you love the characters. You know that the dad is dumb and frustrated, and you know that the boy is smarter than everyone else around him and is constantly getting into mischief." - Alex Hirsch

"I've always been funny. I look back in the day, when I would take the mic from my dad in church and just start goin', at age six, the first time I did it. I think 14 was when I knew I wanted to do it and promote my own comedy shows at the church. Then, everyone would come." - Brandon T Jackson

"Jason [Nash] is just someone that I've known socially and through his stand-up, seeing him do different comedy shows, and I just really like him. I think he's a funny guy and he has a unique perspective on being a dad and a husband." - Busy Philipps

"I think the main thing that affected my comedy was that my dad slept in a nightgown for most of my childhood. And it was just very funny every single night and made me realize that laughter is fun and nightgowns are cool." - Jenny Slate

"Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they're completely dependent on you and there's a third generation. It's a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents." - Roger Federer

"I probably would have gone the M.F.A. route except I was a dad at 19, and it made more sense to go to work for a newspaper and support a kid that way. But the funny thing is, that detour became the most important step in my developing as a novelist." - Jess Walter

"My dad has an incredible passion for living life, and he's really, really funny, so he definitely encourages me to enjoy all aspects of life. He's very proud of me and definitely encourages my career path, and we have a good time talking about work." - Spencer Grammer

"When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying." - Roseanne Barr

"I was raised by extremely strict - but also extremely loving - Chinese immigrant parents, and I had the most wonderful childhood! I remember laughing constantly with my parents - my dad is a real character and very funny. I certainly did wish they allowed to me do more things!" - Amy Chua

"I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"I'm afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad, school, police, church who used to set the standards, now it's tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live." - Gordon Strachan

"As a youngster, my mother and father always drilled into my head having something to fall back on. My father was kind of funny. I'd score 40 points. I'd come home and say, 'Look dad, I scored 40.' He'd never have a smile on his face. He'd be like, 'I saw that move you did. What if you'd hurt your knee?'" - Shaquille Oneal

"Carol Leifer is funny, really funny." - Chris Rock

"Not funny ha ha, funny weird" - Dean Koontz

"Everybody funny, now you funny too." - George Thorogood

"I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented." - Downtown Julie Brown

"A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever." - Diana Vreeland

"I love being a dad, and I'm a great dad." - Russell Peters

"What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously." - Reinhold Niebuhr

"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." - Guy Davenport

"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?" - Steven Wright

"I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny." - Rachel Dratch

"The stage is a training ground and it's where you learn what's funny and what's successful." - Matthew Lillard

"The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore." - Kris Kidd

"Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore." - Bernard Manning

"Thinking and Thought: Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings." - Sydney Madwed

"You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse." - John Peers

"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?" - Anonymous

"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny." - Dave Grohl

"I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters." - Jerry O'Connell

"I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns." - Frank Gorshin

"It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal." - Kangana Ranaut

"being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness." - Wendy Wasserstein

"Tennis is a funny game; unbelievable highs and the lows are just as low." - John Mcenroe

"There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'" - Lena Dunham

"The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention." - Del Close

"Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge" - Marie Forleo

"If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken." - Ina May Gaskin

"Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." -Raphael & Jace, pg.272-" - Cassandra Clare

"I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!" - Richard Belzer

"It's funny. I don't like onions but I like onion rings. What's up with that?" - Jared Leto

"That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah" - Stephenie Meyer

"Comedy is rarely funny." - Dov Davidoff

"Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show." - Jim Carrey

"Adolescence is a kind of emotional seasickness. Both are funny, but only in retrospect." - Arthur Koestler

"Instagram what you think is funny and exciting and try not to include any animal abuse!" - Lena Dunham

"I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that." - Dave Barry

"Isn't it funny How a bear likes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does?" - A A Milne

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." - Dr. Seuss

"It is funny, but I'm disappointed that it accentuates the shallow." - Richard Stallman

"Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form." - Craig Ferguson

"Foreigners are funny" - Charles Hamilton

"'Why,' he began slowly, 'is Victor Dashkov joining us?' 'Well, it's kind of a funny story . . .'" - Richelle Mead

"Cancer is always funny." - Jim Gaffigan

"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." - Dr. Seuss

"I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like." - William Sadler

"If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable." - Carrie Fisher

"Violence is not funny." - William Friedkin

"I'm not very funny!" - Kimbra

"If possible, be funny." - Blake Bailey

"I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'" - Tracy Morgan

"It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get." - Arnold Palmer

"Nature has a funny way of breaking what does not bend." - Jewel

"Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely" - Will Rogers

"Hollywood's just not funny." - Chris Rock

"I'm really funny now." - Wanda Sykes

"Funny is an attitude." - Flip Wilson

"Kids are funny." - Mark Waters

"My Dad is my hero." - Harry Connick Jr

"My dad, he's the rocker." - Shaun White

"It's always an interesting question of what was it like as Norman Mailer's son because I could easily turn it back and say what's it like not to. I didn't always realize my dad was Norman Mailer. I always knew he was Dad, and then I forget the exact age when it dawned on me that, you know, he is actually someone who affects the public consciousness of the time. It was amazing. I mean he was a rock star and brilliant and kind and funny and generous and scary when he needed to be and, you know, hard as a father." - John Buffalo Mailer

"I think also just being from the Midwest, my dad was a stoic Midwesterner, he always told me never take anything for granted and you have to work for what you get so. That's funny because my friend Frank Anderson said something really funny he goes, "A lot of the people from the midwest are the laziest shits I've ever met." And he's right. I know some. You can't say its a stereotype that only people from the Midwest are that way because there are definitely people I know who hate to work and just want to hang out and drink beer." - Butch Vig

"- L, did you know we're reenacting the Salem witch trials in English tomorrow? - Haven't been memorizing your case file? Do you even look in your backpack anymore? - Did you know my dad is videotaping it? I do. Because I walked in on his lunch date with Mrs. English. - Ewww. - What should we do? - I guess we should start calling her Ms. English? - Not funny, L." - Kami Garcia

"Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House." - Bob Saget

"The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises . . . the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It's a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I'd have been killed if I hadn't been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don't last long, because they can't stand the treatment." - Buster Keaton

"Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make... 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever... 9. You're going to order that? Seriously? 10. You're how old?" - Gena Showalter

"I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people." - Adam Sandler

"Rory is very established in England, which you are seeing right now with Bond. But his father Roy Kinnear was a very, very beloved comedy actor here in the UK. And Rory actually even looks a bit like his dad. And so it makes a lot of sense to me that Rory has such good comic chops because it's in his blood. He's very, very funny as Sean." - Simon Pegg

"- L, did you know we"re reenacting the Salem witch trials in English tomorrow? - Have' been memorizing your case file? Do you even look in your backpack anymore? - Did you know my dad is videotaping it? I do. Because I walked in on his lunch date with Mrs. English. - Ewww. - What should we do? - I guess we should start calling her Ms. English? - Not funny, L." - Kami Garcia



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