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"A Dad gives hope When life is low A Dad's a place Where you can go A Dad is honest A Dad is true A Dad is precious My DAD is You Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to YOU" - John Walter Bratton

"If I could choose the perfect Dad There's no one I would rather Have Dad, than you Dad Coz you go further, Father Happy Birthday Father" - John Walter Bratton

"For my birthday, buy me a politician!" - Ice Cube

"I'm soooo happy you're my Dad And soooo I want to say I love you, Dad, and wish you A sooo very best birthday" - John Walter Bratton

"You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday." - Jeff Foxworthy

"My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game." - Eric Bristow

"A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted." - Randy K. Milholland

"I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times." - Lily James

"For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed." - Joe Dunthorne

"I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them." - Jay Asher

"Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you" - John Walter Bratton

"The birthday of a new world is at hand." - Thomas Paine

"They gave it me,-for an un-birthday present." - Lewis Carroll

"My dad, he's the rocker." - Shaun White

"When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off." - Joan Rivers

"I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys." - Hayden Panettiere

"If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry." - Kami Garcia

"My role model is my dad." - Sean William Scott

"My valentine is always my dad." - Evangeline Lilly

"I'm Hitler and my dad is Mussolini!" - Mel Gibson

"Pro wrestling is what my dad did" - Vince Mcmahon

"I had a dad you know." - Darrell Hammond

"It's an ongoing joy being a dad." - Liam Neeson

"I'm a dad and that's pretty important." - Todd Akin

"Truthfully, I'm still Corey Hart, Dad, first." - Corey Hart

"My dad never explained anything growing up." - Tom Douglas

"I'm turning into a stricter dad." - David Duchovny

"My dad was a terrible businessman." - Al Franken

"I'm just a pretty regular dad." - Ang Lee

"I'll back up anything my dad says." - Floyd Mayweather Jr

"My dad was a Methodist minister." - George Mcgovern

"My dad is a marketing mastermind." - Serena Williams

"The United States is the only country with a known birthday." - James G. Blaine

"For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram." - Steven Wright

"This day, which thou fearest as thy last, is the birthday of eternity." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind." - Alexander Pope

"Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt" - Marilyn Monroe

"You have the freedomness to celebrationalise your birthday according to your own preferentation." - George W Bush

"Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today!" - Madonna Ciccone

"It's the nicest birthday I've ever had. You've made a happy man very old." - Steven Morrissey

"He does cry a lot. It's nothing new, nothing special! And actually I think everyone was crying in my box, so I think he wasn't the only one. I was crying, as well. But my dad is very emotional. I have that from him. It's my dad. He has a birthday tomorrow, so I'm just glad that he has a nice present." - Petra Kvitova

"How much I wish I could tell you, Dad How much you mean to me.... But there are no words to say How much I admire you... appreciate you... thank you for everything you've done. love you Actually, there are I've just used them How much I wish you A happy, happy birthday Dad" - John Walter Bratton

"My coaches were great. My mom and dad. My dad never missed a wrestling meet." - Dan Gable

"I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad." - Steve Carell

"My dad didn't drive - the only dad I knew who didn't." - Julie Burchill

"Walk a little slower, Dad Cos I am only small. I'm following in your footsteps, And I don't want to fall. Someday when I'm all grown up. You're what I want to be; Then I will have a little child, Who'll want to follow me. And I would want to lead just right, And know that I was true; So, walk a little slower, Dad, For I must follow you. A very very very Happy Birthday Dad" - John Walter Bratton

"All I want for my birthday is another birthday." - Ian Dury

"The birthday of the Lord is the birthday of peace." - Pope Leo I

"I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last." - Al Forman

"It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama" - Kanye West

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years." - Robert Orben

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments." - Benjamin Franklin

"When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence." - Anonymous

"I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal." - Loung Ung

"Why is it that, next to the birthday of the Savior of the world, your most joyous and most venerated festival returns on this day (the 4th of July)? Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior?." - John Quincy Adams

"It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"My dad was my hero, my best friend." - Dhani Harrison

"Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"I would say she's definitely not shy, like her dad" - Kim Kardashian

"Dad, would the love end just because a person dies?" - Park Soo Jin

"My dad took me to my first movie." - Steven Spielberg

"I'm a good blend of both my mom and dad." - Danica Patrick

"I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met." - Norman Lear

"Being a husband and a dad is my inspiration." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"I'm from the church, my dad was a pastor's kid." - Wyclef Jean

"It's nice when your dad can be your friend." - Katie Cassidy

"I'm just constantly trying to be a good dad." - David Charvet

"I always told my dad I'd play professional football." - Anthony Doerr

"I love being around my mom and my dad." - Maddie Hasson

"My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut." - Trey Parker

"My dad and I have always been somewhat competitive." - Rufus Wainwright

"My dad started his business, No Limit, for himself." - Romeo Miller

"My dad was a bartender that worked banquets." - Marco Rubio

"My mom, dad, grandparents, we all do voices." - Bill Hader

"I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian." - Johnny Knoxville

"I'm always on the court with my dad." - Venus Williams

"My dad says he likes to bask in my glow." - Robert Pattinson

"I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad." - Oliver Hudson

"'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political." - Seth Macfarlane

"If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to." - Joanne Fluke

"I was a really involved dad - not because I'm such a wonderful person. I like being a dad." - Michael Keaton

"My dad, bless him, was a musician. And his dad had thought that his music was rubbish." - Paul Mccartney

"I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe." - Bat For Lashes

"I've always wanted to buy a sports car. After the England series, I went up to my dad and said that I wanted to buy a sports car and got his consent. On his birthday, I surprised him by bringing it home. It's a Porsche Boxter Limited Edition, and my family was thrilled to see it." - Suresh Raina

"One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a '78 Corvette, '78 or '76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it's just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday." - Sevyn Streeter

"I had Hallowe'en parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe." - Bat For Lashes

"It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people." - Stevie Nicks

"A birthday is a good time to begin a new; throwing away the old habits, as you would old clothes, and never putting them again." - Amos Bronson Alcott

"Four hundred thousand South Africans are dying of AIDS every year. This makes the war on Iraq look like a birthday party." - Jeremy Cronin

"Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago," has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday." - Jerome K Jerome

"Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK." - Steven Wright

"My birthday! - what a different sound That word had in my youthful ears; And how each time the day comes round, Less and less white its mark appears." - Thomas Moore

"A birthday:- and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife - A thoughtful day from dawn to close: The middle day of human life." - Jean Ingelow

"Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'" - Thom Yorke

"When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"" - Nancy Astor

"Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married." - Erma Bombeck

"hope your birthday is hot hot hot" - Jeff Kinney

"God schedules a birthday, not man." - Robert A. Bradley

"And there could I marvel my birthday Away but the weather turned around. And the true Joy of the long dead child sang burning In the sun." - Dylan Thomas

"The good Lord sees your heart, not the braid on your jacket, before Him we are all in our birthday suits, generals and common men alike." - Thomas Mann

"Those whom God hath joined together let no one put asunder. To Anne Hewlett Fuller on this, our 63rd Wedding Anniversary and my 85 Birthday-July 12, 1980" - Buckminster Fuller

"My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year." - Steven Wright

"New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb

"I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry." - Steven Morrissey

"I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit." - Amanda Seyfried

"I left school on my 15th birthday." - David Bailey

"Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday" - Woody Allen

"We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played my dad, says, Uh. . . . Right, son! My theory is that Bud Bundy was named after marijuana." - David Faustino

"Brother dear," I said, "did your soul leave your body while Amos was talking, or did you actually hear him? Egyptian gods real. Red Lord bad. Red Lord's birthday: very soon, very bad. House of Life: fussy magicians who hate our family because dad was a bit of a rebel, whom you could take a lesson from. Which leaves us-just us-with Dad missing, an evil god about to destroy the world, and an uncle who just jumped off the building-and I ca' actually blame him." I took a breath. [Yes, Carter, I do have to breathe occasionally.]" - Rick Riordan

"Brother dear," I said, "did your soul leave your body while Amos was talking, or did you actually hear him? Egyptian gods real. Red Lord bad. Red Lord's birthday: very soon, very bad. House of Life: fussy magicians who hate our family because dad was a bit of a rebel, whom you could take a lesson from. Which leaves us-just us-with Dad missing, an evil god about to destroy the world, and an uncle who just jumped off the building-and I can't actually blame him." I took a breath. [Yes, Carter, I do have to breathe occasionally.]" - Rick Riordan

"Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad." - Jack Baker

"My dad being a DJ, I heard all the hits, no matter what. My mom always had on the radio because my dad was on it." - Chad Channing

"My dad is a good dad." - Mindy Mccready

"My dad was a great dad." - Bijou Phillips

"I can talk to my dad like he's my manager, and put 'Dad' on the back burner. We've been doing it since I was 13." - Jessica Simpson

"My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad." - Derek Jeter

"My dad was a Punjabi from Amritsar, and my mom is a Punjabi from Kashmir. My dad was a soldier in the Indian Army." - Akshay Kumar

"Kids need a mom and a dad, and people understand that. Marriage between a mom and a dad is most important for kids." - Tim Huelskamp

"Let every birthday be a festival, a time when the gladness of the house finds expression in flowers, in gifts, in a little fete. Never should a birthday be passed over without note, or as if it were a common day, never should it cease to be a garlanded milestone in the road of life." - Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

"A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted." - R. K. Milholland

"Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he put in my stockings the gift of two miraculous legs? We thank people for birthday presents of cigars and slippers. Can I thank no one for the birthday present of birth?" - Gilbert K Chesterton

"How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday!" - T. B. Joshua

"Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad." - Anne Geddes

"If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes." - Tina Fey

"My dad always told me that anyone's voice is just another instrument added to the music." - T-Pain

"I would have had a dad. And that would have been an incredible experience." - Frances Bean Cobain

"Regardless of anything, my dad wants me to "get that piece of paper!" - degree over everything." - Joey Badass

"My dad would always say, 'When you look at a photo do you see yourself last?'" - Angela Ahrendts

"My Dad always told me 'Flowers mean I'm sorry, chocolates mean I love you.'" - Lauren Conrad

"It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception." - Joe Orton

"He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'" - Jim Colletto

"My dad was a geologist and my mum was a nurse who directed amateur theatrics." - Matthew William Goode

"Find Dad Bust Holy Water Scam Save the World Buy Groceries Do Laundry" - Jana Oliver

"This ring belongs to the black hand. He killed your dad." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"Oh it's a pebble... But it's a really nice pebble Dad thanks." - Angie Sage

"Well, as my dad would say, it means she's out of this shithole." - Alice Sebold

"Not after all the time my dad spent teaching me to switch-hit." - Mickey Mantle

"I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British museum." - Rick Riordan

"I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'" - Charlie Flynn

"A sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost." - Euripides

"My dad has always taught me these words: care and share." - Tiger Woods

"When I got this role, my daughter Molly said, 'Dad, you've come full circle." - Jeffrey Tambor

"Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this." - Warren Zevon

"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys." - Harry Chapin

"My dad used to say to me, 'You look more like me than I do." - Dhani Harrison

"My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up." - Jessica Hahn

"Dad taught me everything I know, but he would never tell me anything he knew." - Al Unser, Jr.



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