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Computer Teachers Quotes


"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." - Rita Mae Brown

"The network is the computer." - Scott Mcnealy

"I really enjoy computer networking." - Matt Mullenweg

"The computer is a moron." - Peter Drucker

"Kids don't lack capacity, only teachers." - Jim Rohn

"Teachers' working conditions are students' learning conditions" - Diane Ravitch

"My teachers are Duke Ellington and nature." - Toru Takemitsu

"I remember turning in my first assignment in elementary school using the computer and the teachers were kind of confused that I had printed it." - Larry Page

"And teachers will be promoted from being the deliverers of facts to being being guides - guiding their peoples through rich and valued experiences offered by the computer." - Owain Owain

"You can't write poetry on the computer." - Quentin Tarantino

"Are you living in a computer simulation?" - Nick Bostrom

"the mind is a neural computer" - Steven Pinker

"I can barely turn on my computer!" - Jack Nicklaus

"The computer industry is creatively bankrupt." - Jonathan Ive

"Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist." - Friedrich L. Bauer

"When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed." - Marva Collins

"Ye great teachers: listen to what you say!" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Dance teachers should be certified in this country." - Nigel Lythgoe

"Trees and fields tell me nothing; men are my teachers." - Plato

"Total teachers aren't perfect teachers." - Andy Hargreaves

"There can be infinite uses of the computer and of new age technology, but if teachers themselves are not able to bring it into the classroom and make it work, then it fails." - Nancy Kassebaum

"The computer is down. I hope it's something serious." - Stanton Delaplane

"The computer would do anything you programmed it to do." - Vinton Cerf

"[Of computer defects:] That's not a bug, that's a feature." - Saying

"You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language." - Larry Wall

"There's no other product that changes function like the computer." - Jonathan Ive

"I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time." - Robin Williams

"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer." - Dave Barry

"I proudly tell people, 'I have no computer,' so as not to be ashamed of having no computer." - Tom Stoppard

"There is no system in the world or any school in the country that is better than its teachers. Teachers are the lifeblood of the success of schools." - Ken Robinson

"Teaching is a creative profession, not a delivery system. Great teachers do [pass on information], but what great teachers also do is mentor, stimulate, provoke, engage." - Ken Robinson

"It is the duty of all teachers, and of teachers of mathematics in particular, to expose their students to problems much more than to facts." - Paul Halmos

"Good teachers teach. Great teachers transform." - Queen Rania Of Jordan

"It is unfortunate that he still has nonfree software in his computer. He needs to defenestrate it (which means, either throw Windows out of the computer or throw the computer out of the window)." - Richard Stallman

"I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer." - Douglas Adams

"Children long to know that they are lovable. And there are ways that technology can help with that. But ultimately it's their relationships with their parents, their grandparents, their peers, and their teachers that help them to know that for sure. A child can learn the word "hug" and the letters h-u-g through a computer, but a computer can never give the child a hug." - Fred Rogers

"Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer." - Ricky Gervais

"It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer." - Keith Fullerton Whitman

"Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer." - Alan Perlis

"The teachers of our law, and to propose What might improve my knowledge or their own." - John Milton

"It's okay to make mistakes. Mistakes are our teachers - they help us to learn." - John Bradshaw

"Parents are teachers, guides, leaders, protectors and providers for their children." - Iyanla Vanzant

"Teachers affect eternity; no one can tell where their influence stops." - Henry Adams

"Be open to all teachers And all teachings, And listen with your heart." - Ram Dass

"Successful people ask questions. They seek new teachers. They're always learning." - Robert Kiyosaki

"Books are absent teachers." - Mortimer Adler

"Instead of sending guns, send books. Instead of sending weapons, send teachers." - Malala Yousafzai

"Instill respect for teachers." - Henry Louis Gates

"Only secretly rebellious teachers have ever done right by our least advantaged kids." - Deborah Meier

"I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day." - Stephen Leacock

"Saints are the great teachers of the loving-kindness and fascination with God." - Evelyn Underhill

"Numerous are the academic professors, but rare are wise and noble teachers." - Albert Einstein

"In differentiated classrooms, teachers begin where students are, not the front of a curriculum guide." - Carol Ann Tomlinson

"Those who can't teach, pass laws about how to evaluate teachers." - Diane Ravitch

"The true teachers are those who help us think for ourselves." - Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan

"My life has been transformed by great teachers all the way..." - Jeff Goldblum

"Teachers touch the future." - Anonymous

"The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book." - Anonymous

"Summer vacation is the time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid." - Anonymous

"Teachers can change lives with just the right mix of chalk and challenges." - Joyce Meyer

"I think hidden underneath a lot of teachers are very sexy women." - Andie Macdowell

"Don't trust your teachers." - Carlo Rovelli

"Great teachers transcend ideology." - Suzanne Fields

"I had a number of teachers who hated me. I didn't do well in school." - Francis Ford Coppola

"I was under the librarians' protection. Civil servants and servants of civility, they had my back. The would be whatever they needed to be that day: information professionals, teachers, police, community organizers, computer technicians, historians, confidantes, clerks, social workers, storytellers, or, in this case, guardians of my peace." - Marilyn Johnson

"On every full moon, rituals ... take place on hilltops, beaches, in open fields and in ordinary houses. Writers, teachers, nurses, computer programmers, artists, lawyers, poets, plumbers, and auto mechanics - women and men from many backgrounds come together to celebrate the mysteries of the Triple Goddess of the Dance of Life. The religion they practice is called Witchcraft." - Starhawk

"Instead of five hundred thousand average algebra teachers, we need one good algebra teacher. We need that teacher to create software, videotape themselves, answer questions, let your computer or the iPad teach algebra... The hallmark of any good technology is that it destroys jobs." - Michael J Saylor

"Why is it that drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?" - Clifford Stoll

"You can't do better design with a computer, but you can speed up your work enormously." - Wim Crouwel

"Intelligence cannot be present without understanding. No computer has any awareness of what it does." - Roger Penrose

"I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems" - Roger Mcgough

"DNA is like a computer program but far, far more advanced than any software ever created." - Bill Gates

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson

"My whole life has been instinctual for me. I wouldn't do well in the computer world." - Kevin Costner

"The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer." - Robert C Solomon

"My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers." - Edward Abbey

"I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'." - Jeff Cesario

"Be willing to die for your beliefs, or computer printouts of your beliefs." - Don Delillo

"Investment success cannot be captured in a mathematical equation or a computer program." - Seth Klarman

"Computer viruses are alive." - Stephen Hawking

"The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush." - Ada Louise Huxtable

"If you want to be a better musician, hang out with a computer coder." - William

"The computer does things that can't be done with hardware, like freezing sounds." - Keith Fullerton Whitman

"He didn't have to observe the niceties of etiquette when talking to a computer." - Robert Silverberg

"To err is human. To really foul up-it takes a computer." - Saying

"Always trust computer games." - Ridley Pearson

"I definitely play some games, like Nintendo D.S. or the Wii, and some computer games." - Luis Von Ahn

"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot." - Dave Barry

"We've tended to forget that no computer will ever ask a new question." - Grace Hopper

"There's nothing I'd rather do than sort of, you know, sit at my computer and rhyme." - Gary Ross

"Sometimes my husband has to literally pull me away from the computer." - Sherri Shepherd

"The computer allows me to execute my ideas at the speed I think them." - William

"The computer has moved to the palm of our hands now." - Brad D Smith

"They believe in teachers unions. We believe in teachers." - Chris Christie

"The most extraordinary thing about a really good teacher is that he or she transcends accepted educational methods. Such methods are designed to help average teachers approximate the performance of good teachers." - Margaret Mead

"There are certain teachers who shouldn't be teachers." - Tenzin Palmo

"Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more." - Bob Talbert

"The sins of teachers are the teachers of sin." - William Gurnall

"When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love to make people laugh. And even in those pranks, the teachers would laugh most of the time." - Chrisette Michele

"My teachers could have easily ridden with Jesse James for all the time they stole from me." - Richard Brautigan

"Teachers teach because they care. Teaching young people is what they do best. It requires long hours, patience, and care." - Horace Mann

"Education and the process of educating is a total integral, contextual situation which includes students, teachers, parents, administration and environment." - Jean Houston

"Imparting education not only enlightens the receiver, but also broadens the giver - the teachers, the parents, the friends." - Amartya Sen

"In this very breath that we take now lies the secret that all great teachers try to tell us." - Peter Matthiessen

"Enemies were teachers in disguise." - Eiji Yoshikawa

"I think you become a writer when you stop writing for yourself or your teachers and start thinking about readers." - Avi

"In every story I have heard, good teachers share one trait: a strong sense of personal identity infuses their work." - Parker J. Palmer

"Teachers must be encouraged - I almost said 'freed', to pursue an education that strives for depth of understanding." - Howard Gardner

"Teachers have three loves: love of learning, love of learners, and the love of bringing the first two loves together." - Scott Hayden

"Instruction does not prevent waste of time or mistakes; and mistakes themselves are often the best teachers of all." - James Anthony Froude

"Though one devote himself to many teachers, he must extract the essence, as the bee from the flower." - Kapila

"Computers aren't magic; teachers are." - Craig R. Barrett

"The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!" - Rosie O'Donnell

"Injuries are our best teachers." - Scott Jurek

"Realistically, I think we are not prepared to go home until we do get more teachers and lower class sizes..." - John Podesta

"Computers are' magic; teachers are." - Craig R. Barrett

"Angry teachers can defeat governments," - Bob Rae

"Fathers and teachers, I ponder, What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

"The great moral teachers of humanity were, in a way, artistic geniuses in the art of living." - Albert Einstein

"History belongs above all to the man...who needs models, teachers, comforters and cannot find them among his contemporaries." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Our teachers deserve better feedback." - Bill Gates

"I worship teachers. They can't be paid enough. It depresses me that society sees them as somehow expendable." - Douglas Coupland

"Meditate on enlightenment. Read the exploits of the great teachers, the great saints. They'll inspire you. Their power is there." - Frederick Lenz

"Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!" - Rita Mae Brown

"I have long been alarmed by people's sheeplike acceptance of the term 'computer technology' - it sounds so objective and inexorable - when most computer technology is really a bunch of ideas turned into conventions and packages." - Ted Nelson

"My first computer was a Commodore 64. I got it as a present from my mom when I was eight years old, and all I wanted to do with that computer was play games." - Luis Von Ahn

"The computer offers another kind of creativity. You cannot ignore the creativity that computer technology can bring. But you need to be able to move between those two different worlds." - Tadao Ando

"I have never owned a computer. I am one of those weirdos. I've never needed a computer. I'm lucky that I have a job where I'm not required to use one." - Bill Nighy

"Every new computer program is basically doing some task that a person used to do. But the computer usually does it faster, more accurately, for less money, and without any health insurance costs." - Douglas Rushkoff

"The kind of teacher who is afraid that they are going to be replaced by a computer should be." - Michael Fullan

"An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die." - Darynda Jones

"I never use a computer." - Andrew Wiles

"Next thing you know, we're like the computer people for the movie industry in the Twin Cities" - Robert Stephens

"Although I cannot move and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind I am free." - Stephen Hawking

"Here's my library, where I don't do a lot of reading but mostly play Angry Birds on the computer." - J. Lynn

"The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor." - Wernher Von Braun

"The display is the computer." - Jen-Hsun Huang

"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!" - Matthew Mcconaughey

"There are three great themes in science in the twentieth century : the atom, the computer, and the gene." - Harold E Varmus

"I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac." - Mort Sahl

"Pascal and C are special-purpose languages for manipulating the registers and memory of a von Neumann-style computer." - Peter Norvig

"The network is the computer." - John Gage

"I ain't no computer hacker!" - Mr T

"His computer password is "password." - Chuck Palahniuk

"It was very difficult to startle or surprise someone with a particular sound during the family computer era." - Nobuo Uematsu

"I do not go down and sit in front of the computer and make myself write; that's not my style." - Eric Van Lustbader

"I'm not a computer girl." - Sandy Duncan

"Whenever I write about immigration, I hear heart-wrenching stories of computer workers who are unemployed and facing severe hardship." - Vivek Wadhwa

"I see people putting text messages on the phone or computer and I think, 'Why don't you just call?'" - William Shatner

"I'm not very computer savvy." - Emma Stone



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