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Charlie Brown Quotes


"Good grief, Charlie Brown!" - Charles M Schulz

"Charlie Brown is almost a tragic figure." - Brian Walker

"You're a good man, Charlie Brown." - Charles M Schulz

"For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!" - Charles M Schulz

"I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid." - Trey Parker

"Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter." - Charles M Schulz

"Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!" - Charles M Schulz

"Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy... How can I ever forget them..." - Charles M Schulz

"Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him..." - Charles M Schulz

"Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!" - Charles M Schulz

"Brown is a manly color" - Cassandra Clare

"Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do." - Charles M Schulz

"Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs." - Charles M Schulz

"The adorably rubber-faced Ken James Stewart is jumping ship from the Shaw Festival after five years to play Charlie Brown" - Richard Ouzounian

"That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!" - Charles M Schulz

"As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to. You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football." - Nick Ferguson

"As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me." - Matt Groening

"I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M" - Charles M Schulz

"My cartoon strips in college strived to have the Schulzian mix of surrealism and Charlie Brown angst. A bit of that combo shows up in 'Up.'" - Bob Peterson

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." - Chris Rock

"Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!" - Charles M Schulz

"With Charlie Brown, it was about loneliness and isolation. I always thought that the thing about Charlie Brown and those characters was the absence of the parents. Half the strip was about who wasn't there. The parents were never in the picture." - Matt Groening

"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed." - Chuck Lorre

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen." - Charlie Sheen

"I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen." - John Stamos

"Gentlemen never wear brown in London." - George Curzon, 1st Marquess Curzon of Kedleston

"Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag." - Joshua Malina

"Stereotypical vegetarian food looks gray and brown." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!" - Charles M Schulz

"No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown..." - Charles M Schulz

"Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!" - Charles M Schulz

"In my fantasy I was always the savior. I would come to 'Peanuts' land and save everybody. Charlie Brown would fall madly in love with me. Peppermint Patty was so jealous." - Alicia Witt

"I remember that Charles Schulz, at the end of his life, had eyes full of tears for Charlie Brown. I thought about the reason for all his emotion: he had lived for 50 years with them." - David Mazzucchelli

"When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown. I wanted to rescue him and make him happy. Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl." - Alicia Witt

"In my fantasy I was always the savior. I would come to Peanuts land and save everybody. Charlie Brown would fall madly in love with me. Peppermint Patty was so jealous." - Alicia Witt

"LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!" - Charles M Schulz

"Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress." - Totie Fields

"Larry Brown thought Steve Francis was a Larry Brown type of player." - Isaiah Thomas

"In the wake of the deaths of the satirists, Je suis Charlie, I am Charlie, became a slogan of solidarity for free expression around the world." - Scott Simon

"Sarah Vaughan was the Charlie Parker of the vocalists during the 1950s." - Roy Haynes

"I love it when celebrities fall apart, you want them to fall apart like Charlie Sheen." - Moby

"Charlie didn't want to give up meat and smoking. Now he's gone." - Lesley Stahl

"I'd say, That's it, Charlie, you're going to be by yourself for a hundred years." - Mario Cuomo

"My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. They've always been best friends." - Heather Langenkamp

"I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them." - April Bowlby

"Brown bird welcomes white wave. Wander no more, dear traveler." - Ann Aguirre

"His eyes were cold and brown - like coffee stains..." - Markus Zusak

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." - Mark Dunn

"Steampunk is what happens when goths discover brown" - Cherie Priest

"It is a moon wrapped in brown paper." - Carol Ann Duffy

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!" - Eric Idle

"The only color I don't have is navy brown." - Yogi Berra

"Author Brene Brown - her books inspire me to "dare greatly"." - Megan Alexander

"Brown people wouldn't speak to someone who was black." - Alex Haley

"I now know the color of fear ? it's brown." - Anonymous

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." - Anonymous

"James Brown is the reason I play guitar." - Kevin Eubanks

"Us brown-skinned girls get ashy if we don't moisturize." - Tyra Banks

"I was a James Brown junkie as a kid." - La Reid

"My hair's naturally dirty-dishwater light brown. Ugly." - Mandy Moore

"Never go anywhere you have to wear brown shoes." - Bill Nighy

"The murder of Sean Brown hurt my soul." - Seamus Heaney

"I carry one black mascara and one brown." - Heather Morris

"Or merry swains, who quaff the nut-brown ale, And sing enamour'd of the nut-brown maid." - James Beattie

"That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!" - Anonymous

"Like Noel Brown and Scotty, they recorded as the Chosen Few, and I recorded as Dennis Brown then." - Dennis Brown

"Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded..." - Charles M Schulz

"I want to be liked... No, I want to be more than just liked... I want people to say, "that Charlie Brown is a great guy!" And when people are at parties, I want them to look for me, and when I finally arrive, I want them to say, "here comes good ol' Charlie Brown... Now everything will be all right!" I want to be a special person... I want to be needed... It's kind of hard to explain... Do you understand? I mean, do you know what I'm talking about?" "Sure, I understand perfectly..." "Well?" "Forget it! Five cents, please!" - Charles M Schulz

"I'm not a star. I'll never be a Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley or a Ray Charles. I'm just an imitator, man. I'm doing a very bad imitation on the bass of Jerry Jemmott, Bernard Odum, Jimmy Fielder, Jimmy Blanton, Igor Stravinsky, Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, James Brown, Charlie Parker... the cats, man. I'm just backing up the cats." - Jaco Pastorius

"Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything." - Charles M Schulz

"How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!" - Charles M Schulz

"All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!" "Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..." "If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!" - Charles M Schulz

"What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus..." "I have often thought the same thing." "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown." - Charles M Schulz

"Eric followed Vlad Tepes's stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I could' read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?" - Charlaine Harris

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?" "What's that?" "The world didn't come to an end." - Charles M Schulz

"Eric followed Vlad Tepes's stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn't read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?" - Charlaine Harris

"The fact that I'm virtually deaf. Any woman who's going to date a rock musician has to be prepared to repeat herself every 10 seconds. My wife asks me where we should go for dinner and it sounds like the schoolteacher from Charlie Brown." - Dave Grohl

"When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.'" - Lev Yilmaz

"When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I." - Lev Yilmaz

"When Hank Jones had his night off, I would get somebody to take my place as intermission pianist and I'd play the show with Ella, so I would get a chance to play with Ray Brown and Charlie Smith as well." - George Shearing

"Charlie ..." Silena's eyes were a million miles away. "See Charlie." - Rick Riordan

"Charlie ..." Silena's eyes were a million miles away. "See Charlie." - Rick Riordan

"I'm in the back of a limousine with Charlie Chaplin and it's 1928. Charlie is beautiful; his body language seems to skip, and reel and rhyme, heartbreaking and witty at the same time. It seems to promise a better world." - Geoff Ryman

"Charlie and I have a number of filters that things have to get through before we'll think about them." - Warren Buffett

"Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago" - Ernest Hemingway

"I didn't know Charlie before doing the movie, but I was a huge fan of the British Queer as Folk." - Nathan Lane

"You can trust Charlie Crist." - Charlie Crist

"I've never met Charlie Sheen." - Bill Hader

"But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?" - Edgar Bergen

"Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while." - Charles M Schulz

"Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast." - Mark Corrigan

"I said to the brown, brown thrush: Hush, hush! Through the wood's full strains I hear Thy monotone deep and clear, Like a sound amid sounds most fine." - Dinah Craik

"Deep brown eyes running over with glee; Blue eyes are pale, and gray eyes are sober; Bonnie brown eyes are the eye's for me." - Constance Fenimore Woolson

"Do you believe in an afterlife?" the gunslinger asked him as Brown dropped three ears of hot corn onto his plate. Brown nodded. "I think this is it." - Stephen King

"The nationalism I seek is one that decolonizes the brown and female body as it decolonizes the brown and female earth" - Cherrie Moraga

"The amount of love I get from India, from Pakistan, from Asia, from Persia, Malaysia - people are just like, 'Brown boy doing it, brown boy doing it!'" - Utkarsh Ambudkar

"You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking." - Sandra Bullock

"Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!" - Charles M Schulz

"Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!" - Charles M Schulz

"The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing Hillary Clinton. Because she could lose. The reason is not that she's a woman. The reason is that she's the particular woman who taught the 4th grade class that every man in America wished he were dead in. Hillary Clinton is Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Hillary Clinton is 'America's ex-wife.'" - P. J. O'Rourke

"I love wildlife, and I enjoy riding. You always know when there's a horse coming, from that clip-clop sound, but you don't get that with camels - they glide. I had to ride one across a road in Cairo, which was very brave of me. His name was Charlie Brown, and he certainly stole my heart. Such a beautiful creature - I couldn't have loved him more." - Joanna Lumley

"In your city faded off the brown, NINO. She insists she got more class, WE KNOW." - Drake

"[Jerry Brown] is California's way of celebrating the Year of the Child." - Jimmy Carter

"In autumn, when the leaves are brown, Take pen and ink, and write it down." - Lewis Carroll

"And into the brown paper bag of my heart, Eddy slipped a smile." - David James Duncan

"I invented rock & roll. Jimi Hendrix was my guitar player. James Brown was my vocalist." - Little Richard

"A bear! A bear! All black and brown and covered in hair!" - George R R Martin

"Will's hand looked brown and sunburnt by contrast, their fingers dovetailed together like piano keys." - Cassandra Clare

"Debussy-A pretty girl with one blue eye and one brown one." - H L Mencken

"When the leaves turn brown, I'll be wearing the batting crown" - Dave Parker

"There are two sides to a pancake. One is brown and fluffy; the other is burnt." - Bill Parcells

"Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple..." - Carlson Gracie

"It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon." - Sarah Addison Allen

"One beach-colored. One brown. One Loved. One Loved a Little Less." - Arundhati Roy

"People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got." - Patton Oswalt

"Ah, nut-brown partridges! Ah, brilliant pheasants! And ah, ye poachers!-'Tis no sport for peasants." - Lord Byron

"If God had not made brown honey, men would think figs much sweeter than they do." - Xenophanes

"And close at hand, the basket stood With nuts from brown October's wood." - John Greenleaf Whittier

"Ah, nut-brown partridges! Ah, brilliant pheasants! And ah, ye poachers! -'Tis no sport for peasants." - Lord Byron

"To arched walks of twilight groves, And shadows brown that Sylvan loves, Of pine." - John Milton

"Behold the whole huge earth sent to me hebdomadally in a brown paper wrapper." - James Russell Lowell

"Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be," - Chris Brown

"The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs." - Robert A Heinlein

"The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract." - Carl "Spider" Lockhart

"I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress." - Francis Jammes

"Making love in the green grass behind the stadium with you my brown eyed girl." - Van Morrison

"Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan." - Joel Fuhrman

"Jeri Brown has it all - adventurous spirit, superb musicianship, and technique to spare." - Fred Hersch

"Gordon Brown promised to abolish boom and bust. He has kept half his promise." - William Hague

"I like that Sleepy Brown guy who's down with Andre. He's so great." - Eyedea

"One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes." - Rita Rudner

"It seems to me (said she) that you are in some brown study." - John Lyly

"Yes, but the people would prefer John A. drunk to George Brown sober." - John A. Macdonald

"You got a light, mac? No...but I've got a dark brown overcoat." - Vivian Stanshall

"The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same." - Martin H Fischer

"Cold in the earth-and fifteen wild Decembers, From those brown hills, have melted into spring." - Emily Bronte

"Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road." - Ogden Nash

"It was a common saying among the Puritans, Brown bread and the Gospel is good fare." - Matthew Henry

"It'll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address." - Gene Rayburn

"Chris Brown is brilliant. That cat is crazy brilliant, and I wish him the best." - Anita Baker

"It is not easy to stop brown envelope because journalists are part of the society" - Dele Momodu

"Invention flags, his brain goes muddy, and black despair succeeds brown study." - William Congreve

"Personally, I enjoy a bowl of brown rice for breakfast most of the time." - Kathy Freston

"It's going to sound like brown-nosing, but I love 'Parks & Rec.'" - Melissa Fumero

"Sherrod Brown and President Obama have lost the faith of Jewish Democrats." - Josh Mandel

"When you're brown and Indian, you get offered a lot of doctor roles." - Aasif Mandvi

"Such a blush In the midst of brown was born, Like red poppies grown with corn." - Thomas Hood

"My top three were Jim Brown, Wilt Chamberlain and Bo Jackson." - Dick Schaap

"The promise of equal educational opportunity envisioned by the Brown decision remains unfulfilled." - Bobby Scott



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