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"I'm a car nut. My father was a parts manager at a Chevrolet dealership." - John Lasseter

"I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood." - Jake M. Johnson

"I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood." - Jake Johnson

"At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return." - Roger Staubach

"It used to be that youd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership." - Tom T Hall

"I was the best man at my younger brother's wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he's done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership." - David Plouffe

"It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership." - Tom T Hall

"very quietly, I heard a voice in my ear.It said, in a weird, cheesy, right-out-of-one-of-my-mother"s-novels way, "Ah. Wemeet again." I turned my head, just slightly, and right there, practically on top of me, was theguy from the car dealership. He was wearing a red Mountain Fresh Detergent T-shirt-not just fresh: mountain fresh!-it proclaimed, and was smiling at me. "Oh,God," I said. "No, it's Dexter," - Sarah Dessen

"See," he began, leaning back into the booth, "I was at this car dealership today, and I saw this girl. It was an across-a-crowded-room kind of thing. A real moment, you know?" I rolled my eyes. Chloe said, "And this would be Remy?" "Right. Remy," he said, repeating my name with a smile. Then, as if we were happy honeymooners recounting our story for strangers he added, "Do you want to tell the next part?" "No," I said flatly." - Sarah Dessen

"very quietly, I heard a voice in my ear.It said, in a weird, cheesy, right-out-of-one-of-my-mother's-novels way, "Ah. Wemeet again." I turned my head, just slightly, and right there, practically on top of me, was theguy from the car dealership. He was wearing a red Mountain Fresh Detergent T-shirt-not just fresh: mountain fresh!-it proclaimed, and was smiling at me. "Oh,God," I said. "No, it's Dexter," - Sarah Dessen

"I drive an electric car." - David Duchovny

"I don't own a car." - Shepard Smith

"If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership." - Greg Fitzsimmons

"The GTO is such an important car because it's a racing car and a touring car and that's pretty unusual." - Nick Mason

"Everyone in their car needs love." - C.D. Wright

"It's hard to steer a parked car." - Jim Elliot

"Turn your car into a monastery." - Robert Barron

"You are not the car you drive." - Brad Pitt

"God can't drive a parked car." - Joyce Meyer

"This car was a very pretty lie." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?" - Bruce Willis

"Remember the street car cannot turn out." - Charles Melville Hays

"If you're driving, don't forget your car." - Joe Elliott

"The Peugeot is a very unthreatening car." - Mark Strong

"My other car is a cdr." - Erik Naggum

"Remember the street car cannot turn out." - Charles M. Hayes

"My other car is a Zamboni." - Saying

"My prostate thanks the car wash." - Bill Allred

"Jeep is America's only real sports car." - Enzo Ferrari

"The car goes where the eyes go." - Garth Stein

"I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum" - Janet Evanovich

"A car designer is really a sculptor." - Chris Bangle

"My first car was a motorcycle." - Adam Carolla

"Indy car racing is much more aggressive." - Emerson Fittipaldi

"My favorite car is a '69 Barracuda." - Natalie Martinez

"Going to car racing school was phenomenal." - Michelle Rodriguez

"I allow myself one nice car." - Slash

"A car for every purse and purpose." - Alfred P Sloan

"Tesla is becoming a real car company." - Elon Musk

"I don't even own a car." - Bill Nighy

"I've crashed my car three times." - Billy Joel

"I don't actually own a car." - Chris Martin

"I've never bought a sports car." - Brian Odriscoll

"You can't treat a car like a human being. A car requires love." - Walter Rohrl

"If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business." - Jay Leno

"Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy." - Dean Kamen

"My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car." - Damien Fahey

"You can't treat a car like a patient. A car needs love." - Gerhard Kocher

"And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car." - Murray Walker

"And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself." - Murray Walker

"Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy" - Jay Leno

"Who would want to buy a good car when you can buy an American car?" - Bob Packwood

"The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven." - Edward De Bono

"Did you hotwire this car?" I then rephrased my question. "Did you STEAL this car?" - Richelle Mead

"You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car." - Lenny Bruce

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!" - Yakov Smirnoff

"The cheapest car anyone can ever own is always the car they presently own." - Larry Burkett

"We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready." - Larry Dixon

"When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car." - Reese Witherspoon

"It's the same way that when the car got going, people thought it would be an electric car, people thought it would be a steam car." - Bill Gates

"Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders." - Jason Mccoy

"Winning is always fun, but the car is more important." - Teemu Selanne

"Couldn't afford a car so he named his daughter Alexis" - Kanye West

"Baptism separates the tire kickers from the car buyers." - Max Lucado

"Get out of my dreams, get into my car." - Billy Ocean

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." - Abraham Maslow

"Our car looks better than everything I've seen so far." - Sebastian Vettel

"Getting out of one car and getting into another" - John Lennon

"I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." - Marion Berry

"You drive the car, you don't carry it." - Janet Guthrie

"An Englishman's car is his castle on wheels." - Simon Jenkins

"I almost took the door off the car" - Stephenie Meyer

"A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels." - Scott Adams

"The Jeep is the only true American sports car." - Enzo Ferrari

"Sooner or later a black car came for everyone." - Joe Hill

"Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens" - Laurell K Hamilton

"What happens if a car comes? We die." - Nicholas Sparks

"The Republicans could mess up a two car parade" - William J Clinton

"These tanks were like a good rent-a-car." - Janet Reno

"Makes of men date, like makes of car." - Elizabeth Bowen

"So much leather inside my car my horn moos." - Chamillionaire

"I thought I told you to wait in the car." - Tallulah Bankhead

"Using your car as a weapon and impenetrable armor." - Paulo Coelho

"No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car." - Al Yankovic

"There's no room to Rhumba in a sports car." - Elvis Presley

"I will build a car for the great multitude." - Henry Ford

"Nobody with a good car needs to be justified." - Flannery O'Connor

"Secondhand experience breaks down a block from the car lot." - Ursula K Le Guin

"I'm not just buying a car - I'm buying a lifestyle!" - Lynn Johnston

"I think man invented the car by instinct." - Jack Handey

"Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?" - Prince Philip

"Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity." - Gary Busey

"But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman." - Tim Allen

"Me + Love Songs on KOST=embarrassing car jam sesh." - Joanna Garcia

"When I was three years old, I had race-car wallpaper, a race-car bed, race-car toys. That was all I wanted. And nothing has changed. Except I don't have a race-car bed anymore.?" - Joey Logano

"With a car there is always a problem." - Margo Kaufman

"Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams." - Andrzej Majewski

"You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry." - Kelly Osbourne

"My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business." - Kelly Osbourne

"What are you doing with a car here in 1860?" - Walt Disney

"Would you buy a second-hand car from this man?" - Mort Sahl

"Pakistan without Ajmal is like car without engine" - Sunil Gavaskar

"Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash." - Sarah Dessen

"Art is a car, kitsch is a horse." - Odd Nerdrum

"Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?" - Gwen Cooper

"I've always been a bit of a car freak." - Eric Bana

"The Ferrari is a beautiful car. It's great." - Vanessa Ferrari

"I really like listening to music in my car." - Aaron Neville

"I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride." - Tom Waits

"Summer coming like a car from down the highway." - Sherman Alexie

"The car is the cigarette of the future" - Jaime Lerner

"Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move." - Murray Walker

"A new car is not going to change your life." - Monica Ali

"I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car." - Tim Allen

"A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments." - Mario Andretti

"My first car was a 1999 red Mazda Protege." - Ike Barinholtz

"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." - Marion Barry

"Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car." - Sacha Baron Cohen

"It's like watching a car accident, that reality TV." - Enrico Colantoni

"A Fiat Panda, it's the best car in the world." - Luca Cordero Di Montezemo

"I drive a car that has pleather seats." - Kathy Freston

"Everybody has a gun in their car in Detroit." - Jim Harrison

"Simply racing a Formula 1 car is an achievement." - Sebastian Vettel

"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash." - Henny Youngman

"I've driven just about every kind of car there is." - Mario Andretti

"I don't know how to drive a car." - Javier Bardem

"The only magazines I read are car magazines." - Simon Cowell

"I've made movies that cost less than one car chase." - Sam Mendes

"The '65 Impala is pretty much me as a car." - Chuck Inglish

"I've never been to a race car race before." - Christina Ricci

"It's a massive motor in a tiny, lightweight car." - Carroll Shelby

"My first car was a BMW. A white BMW." - Jamielynn Sigler

"I really like driving cars. I love car games." - Kodi Smitmcphee

"I talk to myself, especially in the car." - Chris Pine

"I know I will die in a car crash." - Katie Price

"Never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck

"I have a car but it's not important." - Eric Cantona

"Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy." - Penn Jillette

"Well, I've been in a few car wrecks." - Dave Matthews

"Chop your own path. Get off the car track" - A. Y. Jackson

"You walked out of my dreams and into my car." - Johnny Burnette

"The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity." - Paul M. Glaser

"In my day it was 75 percent car and mechanic, 25 percent driver and luck. Today it's 95 percent car." - Juan Manuel Fangio

"What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car" - Simone Elkeles

"If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car" - Judy Gold

"A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole." - Demetri Martin

"Over my lifetime, the car had actually transcended the fact that it is a car. It has become a venue." - Eric Bana

"I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world." - Lewis Hamilton



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