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"I love Canada." - Randy Quaid

"I love Canada, always." - Melanie Fiona

"Canada is hockey." - Mike Weir

"I want my Canada back!" - Justin Trudeau

"Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon." - Stephen Colbert

"I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada." - Jason Priestley

"The twentieth century belongs to Canada." - Wilfrid Laurier

"Canada is a vast and empty country." - Stephen Harper

"Without Montreal, Canada would be hopeless." - Anthony Bourdain

"Canada is like America without Jesus." - Tim Riley

"I'm world-famous ... all over Canada." - Mordecai Richler

"Canada and space are a natural fit." - Marc Garneau

"Canada can be tough for urban music." - Melanie Fiona

"Canada was built on dead beavers." - Margaret Atwood

"Scotland is the Canada of England!" - Rainn Wilson

"Canada must be progressive, and Canada must be a just society." - Justin Trudeau

"I came to America from Canada because Canada is stultifyingly boring and incredibly hypocritical." - Shane Smith

"Canada is great! I love Canada. A lot of great things in Canada. I would do anything for love. But I want to live in America." - Nick Viall

"Canada is useful only to provide me with furs." - Madame de Pompadour

"I had no idea Canada could be so much fun." - Bruce Willis

"Canada is the greatest nation in this country." - Allan A. Lamport

"They must be doing something right up there in Canada." - Hugh Hefner

"Canada is the linchpin of the English-speakin g world" - Winston Churchill

"Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline." - Johnny Carson

"I very much like "Canada, the adults are talking" stance." - Tucker Carlson

"When I think of Canada I think of tonic water." - Dudley Moore

"The genius of Canada remains essentially a deflationary genius." - Jan Morris

"It's past time the feds scrapped the Canada Health Act." - Stephen Harper

"The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control." - Stephen Harper

"The huge advantage of Canada is its backwardness." - Marshall Mcluhan

"My first trip to Canada has been great!" - Cody Simpson

"In Canada, Defending Girls from Islamic Honor Killings Is 'Racist'" - Pamela Geller

"Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada." - CM Punk

"Canada is free and freedom is its nationality," - Wilfrid Laurier

"God bless America. But God, please help Canada." - Christopher Titus

"One of the cool, chaste countries - Canada or Sweden." - John Updike

"The mighty voice of Canada will ever call to me." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"Hip-hop was super-exotic to us in Canada." - Nelly

"Canada, or as i call them, America Light." - Christian Finnegan

"All politics are local, whether in Kabul or in Canada." - Chris Alexander

"When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up." - Norm Macdonald

"I'm alarmed at what's happening in Canada. I'm vested here." - Kevin O'Leary

"I'm world-famous, Dr. Parks said, all over Canada." - Mordecai Richler

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." - George W Bush

"Canada is so far away it hardly exists." - Jorge Luis Borges

"Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance." - Kim Campbell

"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone

"I look at Canada like a second home." - Prince Andrew

"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada." - Samantha Bee

"We get more oil from Canada than any country." - Paul Cellucci

"Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple." - John W Dawson

"Hip-hop was super-exotic to us in Canada." - Nelly Furtado

"Growing up in Canada, I didn't watch football much." - Sidney Crosby

"The quality of health care in Canada is excellent." - Michael Douglas

"In 1628 came the first English attack on Canada." - Harry Johnston

"My plan was to stay in Canada to make films." - Ted Kotcheff

"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy." - Mark Mckinney

"Canada is a big part of my life." - Gail Simmons

"America gets rock stars a little more than Canada does." - Sebastian Bach

"I used to do tech support for MSN in Canada." - Cory Monteith

"I get to go to overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"In Canada, I climbed some mountains with the Alpine Club of Canada, which taught me a lot about stamina." - Chris Carter

"Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States." - Tucker Carlson

"I always feel very connected to Canada. My reference for everything is my Canadian background, my life in Canada. Particularly on this issue of refugee immigration: I couldn't be prouder of Canada." - Michael J Fox

"A local newspaper where we were filming in Boston called me the Justin Bieber of Canada. I don't think they realized Justin Bieber is from Canada. I hope someday I can just be the Liam James of Canada." - Liam James

"I would have to say that Canada definitely produces the best wrestlers; I don't know why. I think Canada is a big wrestling country, and there are a lot of guys who are interested in wrestling in Canada." - Chris Jericho

"I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold." - Henry David Thoreau

"We're all doing it for the love of the sport. We want to make Canada proud. I'm so fortunate to skate in a country like Canada." - Cindy Klassen

"Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire." - Tucker Carlson

"Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place." - Tucker Carlson

"There are two miracles in Canadian history. The first is the survival of French Canada, and the second is the survival of Canada." - F. R. Scott

"It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and all Canadians, not just one or two ancestral strains." - Queen Elizabeth II

"Canada has a real civil service, which the United States doesn't have, an independent civil service. Canada also has a stronger federal system." - David Frum

"Quebec's distinct character makes Canada an even better country, and vice versa: being in Canada makes Quebec a better place too." - Philippe Couillard

"It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"" - Mike Myers

"I'm in politics to speak up for a Canada that takes risks, that stands up for what's right. A Canada that leads." - Michael Ignatieff

"Basketball isn't as popular in Canada as it is in the US. Hockey is by far the most popular sport in Canada." - Steve Nash

"My great hope would be that Quebec would realize itself fully as a distinct part of Canada, and stay Canadian, bringing to Canada a part of its richness." - Gabrielle Roy

"My father was a rabbi and had a little synagogue in Canada, so I'm from Canada. I left there at 16." - David Steinberg

"In Canada, for boys, your identity is built on hockey. It's your social position; it's everything. And I was the worst hockey player of Canada." - Denis Villeneuve

"Canada remains alienated from its allies, shut out of the reconstruction process to some degree, unable to influence events. There is no upside to the position Canada took." - Stephen Harper

"I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started." - Brendan Behan

"Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero." - Michael Cera

"When I'm in Canada, I feel this is what the world should be like." - Jane Fonda

"Canada is not a country for the cold of heart or the cold of feet." - Pierre Trudeau

"I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada." - Robin Williams

"I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was." - Joel Madden

"The opportunities to become an astronaut in Canada were far and few." - Julie Payette

"Canada entered World War I as a colony and came out a nation..." - Bruce Hutchison

"What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay." - Adam Rex

"Canada, more than any nation, will be affected by rising sea levels from global warming." - David Suzuki

"Come on Canada, it's time to kick our bad habits and get into shape!" - David Suzuki

"Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States." - Tucker Carlson

"An optimist in Canada is someone who think things could be worse" - Preston Manning

"A revolutionary should neither look or act like one to get ahead in Canada." - Preston Manning

"You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone." - John Diefenbaker

"Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad." - Arnold Edinborough

"There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts." - Michael Cera

"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada" - Ted Nugent

"Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party." - Craig Ferguson

"In Pierre Trudeau, Canada has finally produced a Prime Minister worthy of assassination." - John Diefenbaker

"Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?" - Homer

"Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word." - Alberto Manguel

"Canada is a broad land - broad in mind, broad in spirit, and broad in physical expanse." - Harry S Truman

"You, of Canada, are building a magnificent record of achievement. My country rejoices in it." - Dwight D Eisenhower

"Some countries you love. Some countries you hate. Canada is a country you worry about." - Robertson Davies

"Only in Canada could somebody with a voice like mine win 'Vocalist of the Year'." - Leonard Cohen

"If military action in Iraq is launched without a new U.N. resolution, Canada will not participate." - Jean Chretien

"Canada doesn't stand behind Israel; we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with it." - John Baird

"Canada is a live country - live, but not, like the States, kicking." - Rupert Brooke

"Canada kills any conversation quick, I learned long ago. It's a little trick of mine." - Esi Edugyan

"Montreal, this wonderful town... Pearl of Canada, Pearl of the world." - Mikhail Gorbachev

"The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada!" - Randy Orton

"Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials." - Mordecai

"Stephen Harper is probably the most dangerous human being ever elevated to power in Canada." - Farley Mowat

"I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships." - Tara Brown

"Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada?" - Sarah Vowell

"Canada is seen to some as a confederation of shopping centres." - Pierre Trudeau

"If Canada were really that great, it would be a state." - Daniel Tosh

"Canada does' stand behind Israel; we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with it." - John Baird

"I wanted to work in either Miami or L.A. After Canada, I wanted warm weather" - Jillian Barberie

"I'll acknowledge that I'm from Canada but I don't think I'll acknowledge that I'm Canadian." - Nicholas Thorburn

"The inhabitants of Canada appeared to be suffering between two fires,-the soldiery and the priesthood." - Henry David Thoreau

"America and Canada are the best friends. We've always been the best friends." - Rick Mercer

"We've even developed a new council with Canada to promote women's business leaders and entrepreneurs." - Donald Trump

"I grew up watching British television because I lived so close to Canada." - Keegan-Michael Key

"The hardest thing, particularly in the fashion industry in Canada, has been access to capital." - Joe Mimran

"I think if Donald Trump won, I would move to Canada." - Bill Goldberg

"I feel very deeply for Canada, and l believe most Canadians do." - Pierre Trudeau

"Imagine bringing Canada into a trillion-and-a-half of deficit. That's insane." - Kevin O'Leary

"I'm not going to leave Canada, I'm going to fix it." - Kevin O'Leary

"I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner

"Long live Quebec! Long live Free Quebec! Long live French Canada! Long live France!" - Charles De Gaulle

"Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, wanting to say Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo." - Mike Huckabee

"Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada." - Voltaire

"In Canada... we should be there for the nurses, cause they are always there for us." - Rick Mercer

"In Canada, we have so much land, so much space, and so few people." - Philippe Falardeau

"Even if I had nothing to do with the Canada Council, I'd be praying for it." - Karen Kain

"I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami." - Larry The Cable Guy

"I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada." - Patti Labelle

"There is sort of a small town mentality on the east coast of Canada." - Martha Macisaac

"I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget." - Ellen Page

"Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, wanting to say "Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo"." - Mike Huckabee

"It's not so hard to become the best painter in Canada... The rest just quits!" - Paterson Ewen

"When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky." - Joe Sakic

"When you think of Canada, you think of hockey and you think of Wayne Gretzky." - Joe Sakic

"For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity." - Sidney Altman

"If it were up to me, every job would be somewhere in Canada." - Jay Baruchel

"You grow up skinny in Canada; in working-class Montreal, you're definitely the underdog." - Jay Baruchel