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"I think Calvin [Klein] is a minimalist." - Donna Karan

"I hated suits until I wore a Calvin Klein; they just fit me." - Kid Cudi

"I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear." - Trey Songz

"I see the Calvin Klein girl as strong, fun, and confident." - Hanneli Mustaparta

"Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt don't wear clothes with your name on it, so why should you wear their name?" - Mr T

"Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears." - Billy Bob Thornton

"If anything, Calvin Klein is the iconic company in terms of fashion. They do have iconic images for their campaigns." - Djimon Hounsou

"I would never rep Versace. I can't stand her. I think she makes disgusting clothes. Calvin [Klein] is like, snore! Who wears Calvin Klein? I'm not dissing him. I think he's built an amazing, respectable business, but I would never want to work for Calvin Klein, ever." - Kelly Cutrone

"The most inspiring thing for me about Calvin Klein was how subversive the advertising's message was. That's what drove me in my creative process and also in my creating now. The new advertising campaign is Calvin Klein the way I see it today. It's also bringing back the kind of subversive element that I always saw in Calvin Klein's campaigns." - Italo Zucchelli

"Within a few years the name 'Maria Sharapova' will be a brand as universally recognized as Calvin Klein, BMW and Rolex." - Maria Sharapova

"When I was the first time for a job in New York, I saw Natalia Vodianova on an oversized billboard in Times Square on a Calvin Klein billboard." - Lara Stone

"If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat." - Joey Jordison

"Handsome, fictional men were so much easier to stomach than real life ones who smelled of Christmas and looked like a Calvin Klein model" - Tarryn Fisher

"I've met people who didn't even know there was a Calvin Klein; they thought it was just the name of a product." - Calvin Klein

"I did some great work with my Calvin Klein ads on the motorcycle. It was really groundbreaking because people hadn't seen a woman actually riding a motorcycle before." - Carre Otis

"You think of luxury when you think of Calvin Klein. He created this lifestyle that's really desirable, so our whole project has that quality of being lasting." - Francisco Costa

"I had wanted to be a Calvin Klein model since I was 17. Marky Mark in his Calvin Kleins was the epitome of male sexuality. That was something I worked for." - Mehcad Brooks

"You can't compare us, but I do think that Calvin Klein influenced his way of working. Calvin created this whole aesthetic with imagery - the whole sex thing. I can see that Calvin influence on his work. What Calvin has created is untouchable. My legacy, whatever it is I'm doing here, is miniscule compared to what he has done. It's just like an update deal." - Francisco Costa

"I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they're all Calvin Klein." - Trey Songz

"Of course, we always get references from the past, but that doesn't mean that the clothes have to look like the past. We need to look forward, which is why I'm fascinated by new materials, technologies, techniques, and unusual ways to use colors or textures. It's very applicable to Calvin Klein because Calvin Klein has always been about modern-ness." - Italo Zucchelli

"Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin." - Bill Watterson

"There are many things Calvin Klein would have never done - he would have never put men in leggings in a show; he would have never done a fluorescent suit - but these are things that are right for the moment. For example, a fluorescent suit is graphic, and Calvin Klein is about being graphic. And Calvin Klein is always modern at its core, so I inject my own research and my own innovation, and I make it my own. But I never deny that core, because that would be stupid." - Italo Zucchelli

"I really like Calvin Klein for his classic simplicity. I also think Prabal Gurung designs some great pieces that work well for me. My mom has such great style she's my biggest influence." - Isabelle Fuhrman

"What I learned from being around great icons like Calvin Klein is that the great fashion trendsetters don't change their look every season. They have a look, and they update maybe a piece per season." - Elizabeth Rogers

"I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein." - Michael Bergin

"I really like Calvin Klein for his classic simplicity. I also think Prabal Gurung designs some great pieces that work well for me. My mom has such great style; she's my biggest influence." - Isabelle Fuhrman

"The bottom line is that red carpet helps us broaden the appeal of the brand. Calvin Klein used to be about a very specific woman, but we've dressed so many different women at awards." - Francisco Costa

"My grandmother was amazing. She completely believed in me and was very encouraging. She would go to the supermarket or the butcher or wherever and tell people, 'My grandson is going to be the next Calvin Klein.'" - Marc Jacobs

"Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?" - Bill Watterson

"My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin" - Bill Watterson

"Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Reading [John] Calvin is a breath of fresh air." - Oliver D. Crisp

"Calvin [Trillin] has never done anything majorly objectionable." - Kevin Sessums

"I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin" - Bill Watterson

"I love music, from shanty sea-songs to Calvin Harris." - Brian Mcdermott

"CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight." - Bill Watterson

"The trouble is small, the fun is great. [Ger., Die Muh'ist klein, der Spass ist gross.]" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister." - Lawrence Klein

"Ezra Klein gets under my skin. He seems to spout the party line." - Mickey Kaus

"I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister." - Lawrence R Klein

"I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue. I had to do the Calvin Klein show without the tooth." - Kate Moss

"Quietly scuttling Columbus Day sales doesn't mean they are opposed to 15th century Iberian seafarers; it just means They don't want protestors on the sales floor throwing blood on the Calvin Klein hosiery in the name of the anti-imperialistic cause." - James Lileks

"I don't know if I've got swept up. It's so shocking when you hear that Calvin Klein wants you for their new campaign. You're like, 'who me?'. I guess you have to decide where you draw the line between you saying, this is fun, pretty and fabulous, and being over-exposed." - Scarlett Johansson

"When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'" - Janeane Garofalo

"I'm usually the sparkle in a closet full of conservative clothes. Either that or my customer has a closet full of my clothes and a few conservative suits from Calvin Klein. I think you've got to give a girl what's missing from her closet. If something jazzy, tacky or sexy is what's missing, I provide it." - Betsey Johnson

"I never looked at magazines before I started modeling. I was 13 or 14 and none of my friends were into magazines. We were into the fashion of the day, though. Designer jeans were really popular - Sasson, Gloria Vanderbilt, Calvin Klein, Jordache. Once I started modeling, I began to learn about these things, and magazines helped me to understand who was who." - Christy Turlington

"I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first." - Paris Hilton

"Calvin Klein and Donna Karan were the big American names at that point in time, Helmut [Lung] was the cool kid on the block and you had Marc Jacobs and John Galliano who starting the revival of the old fashion houses." - Roopal Patel

"If Chicago had been hit, I assure you New Yorkers would not have cared. What was stunning when New York was hit was how the rest of America rushed to New York's defense. New Yorkers would have been like, It's tough for them; now let's go back to our Calvin Klein fashion shows." - Ann Coulter

"I think I've done two shoots in my underwear ever. They both happened to be for Calvin Klein. But that tag - 'underwear model' - I just can't get rid of it. And it's such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It's like I never modelled clothes." - Jamie Dornan

"When it comes to underwear, there's nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don't need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice." - Brad Goreski

"I don't shop by brand loyalty at all. I'm just drawn to what I like when I shop. I do like this brand called Tiger of Sweden a lot, though. They make great sportswear and tailoring. And Calvin Klein; big supporter of them as well." - Henrik Lundqvist

"I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry about whether it's made for men or women. Listen, we all like to put mum's clothes on sometimes. What's important is that it feels right for you." - Mark Ronson

"I am big in Japan... heightwise! But, yeah, I started modeling there in my teens and into my 20s. I did Calvin Klein, Uniqlo, and lots of magazine covers. It's such a beautiful country, and they have beer vending machines right on the street. Love that!" - Julia Voth

"I love the focus and bravery of European designers, but I love the nonchalance and throwaway aspect of America that has made Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein two of the greatest icons. I try to bridge those two worlds in my work. The clothes may be couture on the runway but there's an attitude that's very street and that comes from America." - Vera Wang

"I always like to make sense of things that, in theory, would not make any sense together. It's true that the core of Calvin Klein has been . . . I don't want to say conservative, but real clothes that are worn by everybody." - Italo Zucchelli

"I didn't know who Calvin Klein was, really. But Brooke Shields, we knew her from those incredible commercials - "There's nothing between me and my Calvins." I knew very little about American fashion then. I had no money, and Charivari was very educational to me. And Parachute. I was fascinated by those stores. I couldn't buy anything; I just went through the clothes." - Francisco Costa

"Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola..." - John Ratzenberger

"Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan." - Bill Watterson

"Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables." - Bill Watterson

"I think Naomi Klein was very astute with her book 'Shock Doctrine.' We make money on disaster." - Henry Rollins

"(Hobbes:) Do you think there's a God? (Calvin:) Well, somebody's out to get me." - Bill Watterson

"On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?" - Dorothy Parker

"Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other." - Wilfrid Sheed

"Why, I make more money than-than-than Calvin Coolidge, put together!" - Jean Hagen

"[Calvin Trillin] was very "shoe," which means he was a big jock, a big deal." - Kevin Sessums

"That knuckle-end of England-that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulphur." - Sydney Smith

"[When told of the death of Calvin Coolidge:] How can they tell?" - Wilson Mizner

"Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches." - Sam Harris

"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." - Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!" - Bill Watterson

"CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien." - Bill Watterson

"Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions." - Bill Watterson

"I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips." - Bill Griffith

"Calvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked." - Kate Moss

"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont." - Clarence Darrow

"[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957." - Bill Watterson

"I was raised a Calvinist. You might think you know what that means, but let me explain it the way my mother preached it to my three sisters and me back when we were at home: 'I buy my girls Calvin Klein clothes, so that's all they know. Then, when they graduate from college, they have to figure out how to pay for them themselves.'" - Karen Finerman

"I only do what I do. For me, it is a craft. It's got to be my own thing - otherwise, I would never be successful. I could easily go to the archives and pull 1987 or 1991 collection by Calvin Klein. But when you look in there, you realize that it was never about one piece. It was about the collections as bodies of work." - Francisco Costa

"It's so hard to actually find that niche for yourself. It's like when Nicolas Ghesquiere found Balenciaga. I hate to sound esoteric, but there is something about a house that leads you to that one chair, that one corner, where you just sit and feel comfortable. I feel very comfortable at Calvin Klein. My name is associated with it enough, and we have a fantastic team here." - Francisco Costa

"[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't think you've ever invited me to... Calvin's Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin's Mom: You're contagious! You can't have anyone over to play! Calvin: Shhhh! Shhhh! You'll spoil the whole thing! I was going to trick Susie into catching... HEY! OW! LET GO! Susie: [Hanging up the phone] Any chance of getting transferred, Dad?" - Bill Watterson

"What corporations fear most are consumers who ask questions. Naomi Klein offers us the arguments with which to take on the superbrands." - Billy Bragg

"Am I surprised that Joe Klein [pseudonymous author of Primary Colors which he denied writing] lied? No, because in my opinion reporters lie all the time." - James Carville

"The New York Times Bestseller 'The Amateur,' written by Ed Klein, former editor of the 'New York Times Magazine,' is one of the best books I've read." - Fran Tarkenton

"Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I ca' find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!" - Bill Watterson

"A celebrated north country apostle, who, after Calvin had damned ninety-nine in a hundred of mankind, had contrived a scheme for damning ninety-nine in a hundred of the followers of Calvin." - William Godwin

"Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." - Bill Watterson

"Calvin, what kind of trouble are you planning to make? No trouble at all, said Calvin, annoyed. Why do you think I want to cause trouble? Because you are awake." - Orson Scott Card

"A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin." - Stephen Leacock

"He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone." - Will Rogers

"I believe nothing merely because Calvin taught it, but because I have found his teaching in the Word of God." - Charles Spurgeon

"I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin" - Bill Watterson

"Calvinism did not spring from Calvin. We believe that it sprang from the great Founder of all truth." - Charles Spurgeon

"Had Luther and Calvin been confined before they had begun to dogmatize, the states would have been spared many troubles." - Cardinal Richelieu

"Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!" - Bill Watterson

"The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)" - Bill Watterson

"That garret of the earth - that knuckle end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes and sulphur." - Sydney Smith

"Calvin had long been uneasy in his own person and so lived to put everyone else at ease." - Edward P Jones

"It wasn't Luther or Calvin that reformed the church. It was the Word of God that reformed the church." - Robert Godfrey

"In a way, Calvin Coolidge is better than Reagan. His tax rates were lower, and he cut budgets." - Amity Shlaes

"For those who have only ever read about [John] Calvin, reading the man himself is an invigorating experience." - Oliver D. Crisp

"[John Calvin] writes clearly, directly, without artifice, and gets straight to the practical heart of the matter." - Oliver D. Crisp

"I never appear in any of your work, come to think of it, Calvin [Trillin]. And I look." - Kevin Sessums

"Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur." - Sydney Smith

"But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!" - Bill Watterson

"Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse." - Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool." Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?" - Bill Watterson

"Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!" - Bill Watterson

"The concept that really gets the goat of the gay-hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomachs is that most terrible and terrifying of all human notions, love. That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand. Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the world's full octave. Love as Agape, Eros and Philos; love as infatuation, obsession and lust; love as torture, euphoria, ecstasy and oblivion (this is beginning to read like a Calvin Klein perfume catalogue); love as need, passion and desire." - Stephen Fry

"[William] Klein has eyes like a knife. He is ruthless and outrageous but never mean - he is tender and funny and violent - and, I'm sure, really in love with our crazy Rome." - Sophia Loren

"I'm probably the wrong person to ask. My partner in much of this work [climate movement], who really came up with the divestment campaign with me, Naomi Klein, I think has written powerfully about this." - Bill Mckibben

"Joe Klein is the flower of American political journalism, a sharp raconteur who shows traces of the gonzo style that was in vogue when he was honing his craft at Rolling Stone back in the day." - Thomas Frank

"George Klein says that Elvis had five real friends outside of his circle, and I was blessed to be one of them. I spent a lot of time with Elvis in Vegas and at Graceland." - Bill Medley

"I did nine months in 'Mrs. Klein' in New York, then four months on the road. Then I did a movie directed by Philip Haas, who did 'Angels & Insects'. We shot 'The Blood Oranges' in Mexico for six weeks." - Laila Robins

"I remember an interview so terrible with CNN's Jon Klein, I nearly blurted out, 'Forget it, I am a loser!' But I didn't need to say it. My face and posture did." - Mika Brzezinski

"I read the other day an account of a meeting between John Knox and John Calvin. Imagine a dialogue between a pestilence and a famine!" - Robert Green Ingersoll

"Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed." - Bill Watterson

"Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough." - Bill Watterson

"I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over The Onion or Calvin and Hobbes. That was considered completely normal." - Simon Rich

"Calvin was virtually the founder of America." - Leopold Von Ranke

"The images were gone, but Calvin was there, was with her, was part of her. She had moved beyond knowing him in sensory images to that place which is beyond images. Now she was kything Calvin, not red hair, or freckles, or eager blue eyes, or the glowing smile; nor was she hearing the deep voice with the occasional treble cracking; not any of this, but - Calvin. She was with Calvin, kything with every atom of her being, returning to him all the fortitude and endurance and hope which he had given her." - Madeleine L'Engle

"[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet" - Bill Watterson

"I think everyone who has an interest in Reformed theology, or just in Christian theology more generally, should read John Calvin Institutes." - Oliver D. Crisp

"[John] Calvin is often identified with his account of predestination. Yet that appears in the third book of his Institutes, not the first." - Oliver D. Crisp

"[John] Calvin's Institutes is often called a summary of Christian piety. You can't say that about many modern works of theology. You can say it of Calvin." - Oliver D. Crisp

"Calvin [Trillin] was much more of a mover and a shaker. That's all I'm saying. I was a "weenie." That was another term back then." - Kevin Sessums

"[Larry Kramer] said, when it was all about to fall through, "You betrayed me, Calvin." And I said, "I resent that. I was against you from the beginning."" - Kevin Sessums

"I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on." - Janice Dickinson

"Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece." - Bill Griffith

"The metaphysical insanities of Athanasius, of Loyola, and of Calvin, are, to my understanding, mere lapses into polytheism, differing from paganism only by being more unintelligible." - Thomas Jefferson

"I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely normal." - Simon Rich

"Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! ...Boy, am I scary or what?" - Bill Watterson

"Calvin said, "Do you know that this is the first time I've seen you without your glasses?" "I'm blind as a bat without them. I'm near-sighted, like father." "Well, you know what, you've got dream-boat eyes," Calvin said. "Listen, you go right on wearing your glasses. I don't think I want anybody else to see what gorgeous eyes you have." - Madeleine L'Engle

"I had been reading about [John] Calvin for years and had been studying the English Renaissance for many more years, and it had never occurred to me to think of them together. I learned that Calvin was the most widely read writer in England in Shakespeare's lifetime. He was translated and published in many editions." - Marilynne Robinson

"Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh." - Bill Watterson

"[John] Calvin is revered as a thinker of immense importance in Reformed thought, Jonathan Edwards could say in his preface to his treatise on Freedom of the Will that he had derived none of his views from the work of Calvin, though he was willing to be called a "Calvinist" for the sake of convention." - Oliver D. Crisp

"Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well." - Bill Watterson

"CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God." - Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!" - Bill Watterson

"I would have private conversations with [Buckminster Fuller]. I once had an argument, for four hours, about the existence of the Mobius strip. Because he believed in the Klein Bottle, you see. And I said, "How in hell can you claim to believe in the Klein Bottle and think that the Mobius strip is dubious?" He said, "Well, it's a torus." I don't know what he had in his mind as a mathematical background, because I don't think he got topology. Because, in other words, the Mobius strip didn't have angles in it." - Paul Laffoley

"I can never join Calvin in addressing his god. He was indeed an Atheist, which I can never be; or rather his religion was Daemonism. If ever man worshipped a false god, he did." - Thomas Jefferson

"We talk about predestination because the Bible talks about predestination. If we desire to build our theology on the Bible, we run head on into this concept. We soon discover that John Calvin did not invent it." - R C Sproul

"Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help." - Bill Watterson

"The strength of that heretic [Calvin] consisted in this, that money never had the slightest charm for him. If I had such servants my dominion would extend from sea to sea." - Pope Pius IV

"Do you seriously envision St. Paul or Calvin or Luther opening bottles of Welch's Grape Juice in the sacristy before the service? Luther at least would turn over in his grave." - Robert Farrar Capon

"Do you think the Bible is accurate? I mean, do you think it's real?" " I think Pastor Calvin is hot. In a fortysomething way. That pretty much sums up my religious conviction" - Becca Fitzpatrick

"Every good thing in the Christian life grows in the soil of humility. Without humility, every virtue and every grace withers. That's why Calvin said humility is first, second, and third in the Christian faith." - John Piper

"Every good thing in the Christian life grows in the soil of humility. Without humility, every virtue and every grace withers. That's why Calvin said humility is first, second, and third in the Christian faith." - John Piper

"I'll always be grateful for the dream season of 1986. In a corner of my mind I will stand forever with my bat cocked, waiting for the two-one pitch from Calvin Schiraldi." - Gary Carter



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