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Calling Off A Wedding Quotes


"Wedding after wedding after wedding and then yours - your wedding? Would that make you what they're now calling happy?" - Daniel Handler

"I mean, I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot." - Henry Ian Cusick

"A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring." - John Mayer

"I found myself with a wife and kids, and some of my friends weren't around as much. They weren't calling as much, and I didn't quite know what it was. Someone said, "Yeah, I recently lost one of my closest friends. He got his finger stuck in a wedding ring." And I thought, "Oh, that's what's happening! We're all going off and making our own families."" - Scott Foley

"My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick." - Josh Groban

"When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray." - Amy Poehler

"A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena." - Peter Sagal

"A wedding is such a girl thing." - Selma Blair

"The world, in truth, is a wedding." - Erving Goffman

"A wedding is not house-keeping." - Victor Hugo

"I wanted a fake wedding in Jamaica." - Mandy Moore

"I love a black wedding dress." - Vera Wang

"I want a big church wedding." - Sienna Miller

"Workers should have Sundays off because Sunday is for the family. Calling for Sundays to be a holiday." - Pope Francis

"pulling off the fat diamond engagement ring, pulling off the elopement wedding ring, and holding them, clicking them in thumb and forefinger, the indent of twenty-five years, like a tiny rip leaving its mark...." - Anne Sexton

"My favorite part of going to a wedding is ruining the wedding." - Anthony Jeselnik

"Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short." - Molly Ivins

"I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off." - Jerry O'Connell

"I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off." - Jerry Oconnell

"Women ... to them any wedding is better than no wedding and a big wedding with a villain preferable to a small one with a saint." - William Faulkner

"He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake." - Darynda Jones

"It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!" - Douglas Jerrold

"At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment!" - David Henry

"The end of a wedding reception is always so depressing. And only the bride and groom are spared, jetting off into the sunset while the rest of us wake up the next morning to just another day." - Sarah Dessen

"I was occasionally getting calls for some things. But I would say, 22 to 29 was a lot of scuffling. Hoping to get called for bad wedding gigs and I did do an off-Broadway show for about 15 months." - Jon Gordon

"I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone." - Sam Smith

"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage." - Lois Greiman

"A wedding is and event, but marriage is a life." - Myles Munroe

"A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians." - Patrick Dempsey

"A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party" - Nujood Ali

"Neither go to a wedding nor a christening unbid." - James Howell

"I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture." - Dorothy Malone

"A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast." - Friedrich Schiller

"It's a nice day for a white wedding." - Billy Idol

"The leading rule for a man of every calling is diligence; never put off until tomorrow what you can do today." - Abraham Lincoln

"Any marriage that survives a big wedding can probably survive." - Malcolm Forbes

"The Bible opens and closes with a wedding." - Selwyn Hughes

"Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You." - Aries Spears

"Personally, my daughter's wedding gave me a tremendous pleasure." - Rod Serling

"There is definitely a correlation between theater and wedding fashion." - Austin Scarlett

"The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake." - Proverbs

"A wedding in haste is worth two at leisure." - Gelett Burgess

"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake." - Margot Asquith

"I always envisioned myself having a traditional and elegant wedding." - Ivanka Trump

"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden." - Homer

"Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding." - Wendi Mclendoncovey

"Racing is a calling, a passion." - Janet Guthrie

"Writing is a calling, not a choice." - Isabel Allende

"Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks." - Larry The Cable Guy

"A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired." - T. H. White

"Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job." - Paul Schullery

"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." - Don Hirschberg

"Consider calling it a challenge rather than calling it a crisis." - Mary Anne Radmacher

"Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq." - Fran Lebowitz

"In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals." - John Ratzenberger

"Whenever I get married, it will be a Bengali wedding. If I won't have a Bengali wedding, my mother won't come. She has warned me. So, I am going to have a Bengali wedding for sure." - Bipasha Basu

"Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."" - Jim Gaffigan

"Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn`t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf." - Glenn Beck

"Calling EMACS an editor is like calling the Earth a hunk of dirt." - Chris DiBona

"As a Christian, my highest calling is not motherhood; my highest calling is to follow Christ." - Rachel Held Evans

"The medical professionals are a lot more comfortable calling it 'depression' than calling it 'loneliness." - Patch Adams

"When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work." - Ryan Reynolds

"To learn more about science, turn off your electronic device and go outside and look around a bit. Nature is calling you. Go on. The internet will still be here." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"In the bubble decade, making money as an end in itself boomed as a calling among students at elite universities like Harvard, siphoning off gifted undergraduates who might otherwise have been scientists, teachers, doctors, entrepreneurs, artists or inventors." - Frank Rich

"People's hands fascinate me. It's tempting to look at a businessman's left hand and see if there's an indentation from a missing wedding ring. Or maybe there's a tan line and the skin is pressed down where's he's worked a ring off his finger." - Benedict Cumberbatch

"My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding." - Bipasha Basu

"Bryan Cranston is generous, he's funny. When we did a wedding scene [in The Infiltrator ], at the end of the movie with a big set piece, he put the veil off the bride, he put it on, he pretended like we were getting married, he's just a goof." - John Leguizamo

"What was pretty crazy was to plan a wedding around a tour. It felt very getting-hitched-in-Vegas style. It was like, we played a show in Salt Lake City, ran to New Mexico, we got married, and then I was off to Lisbon." - Zach Condon

"... chastity is not given once and for all like a wedding ring that is put on never to be taken off, but is a garden which each day must be weeded, watered, and trimmed anew, or soon there will be only brambles and wilderness." - Joanna Russ

"I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in 'American Wedding'. I thought the script had a lot of depth and intelligence, and it really just jumped off the page" - January Jones

"I am indeed shrinking, but that's okay because I can buy my clothes off the rack in the children's department. It's great. There I am at a wedding wearing this gorgeous gown. A five year old was wearing the same one. Bitch!" - Marla Lukofsky

"From Blue Valentine I kept my wedding ring. I actually kept it on for a while. After the shooting had stopped, I was still wearing it - I could' quite take it off - and now I keep it above the kitchen sink where I do dishes, as a little memento." - Michelle Williams

"I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in 'American Wedding'. I thought the script had a lot of depth and intelligence, and it really just jumped off the page." - January Jones

"It's so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding." - Lucy Maud Montgomery

"It's so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding." - Lucy Maud Montgomery

"An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court." - William Feather

"Germany calling! Germany Calling!" - William Joyce

"Dear Alec and Magnus, I known we're not really close, but Isabelle just came by to drop off a pleated orange velvet tux that she claims I will be wearing to your wedding. Is this true, and if so, why orange? -Simon" - Cassandra Clare

"I was cast in this commercial called "Hour After Hour." It was for a deodorant that won't wear off. And [Susan Sarandon] became the Hour After Hour girl after me. But I never met her. So I didn't really know Susan till after this movie [ "The Big Wedding"]." - Diane Keaton

"I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux." - Lou Holtz

"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers." - Grace Hansen

"There's nothing like a Catholic wedding to make you wish life had a fast forward button." - Daniel Chopin

"Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake." - Jim Davidson

"For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding." - Peter O'Toole

"You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures." - Jeff Foxworthy

"I would like to have a big white wedding and eventually have a family." - Alessandra Ambrosio

"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers." - Eddie Cantor

"For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding." - Peter Otoole

"The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it." - Brian May

"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her." - Helen Rowland

"Good advertising is a happy wedding of words and pictures, not a contest between them." - Leo Burnett

"I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring." - Tom Waits

"Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring." - Colley Cibber

"It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine." - Erma Bombeck

"Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night." - Julie Garwood

"What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom." - Jude Deveraux

"Girls usually have a paper mache face on their wedding day." - Colette

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." - Anonymous

"Like a wedding-song all-melting Sings the nightingale, the dear one." - Heinrich Heine

"People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies" - Riki Lindhome

"It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage." - Robert Breault

"I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event." - Ron Ben-Israel

"A wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth." - Kate Chopin

"Being dead was one thing, getting ready for a wedding another." - Gene Stratton-Porter

"Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It's a thing you don't see nowadays." - Neil Gaiman

"Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding." - Bill Maher

"It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage." - Robert Brault

"Girls usually have a papier mache face on their wedding day." - Colette

"She says a wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth." - Kate Chopin

"Oh, how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring!" - Colley Cibber

"A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes." - Joseph Addison

"I'd hesitated to have a wedding because my gay and lesbian friends don't have that right." - Kathy Najimy

"Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!" - Niecy Nash

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking." - Amy Sedaris

"There is a shotgun wedding going on and its between Marketing and IT. Finance's worst nightmare" - Beth Comstock

"For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." - Phyllis Battelle

"My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!" - Anne Baxter

"I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event." - Ron Benisrael

"An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding." - Brad Goreski

"My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain." - W H Auden

"I don't want a huge wedding. I don't want it to be some huge spectacle." - Kristin Cavallari

"I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!" - Debra Messing

"Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses - they all get a divorce." - Karl Lagerfeld

"An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral." - Mary Deasy

"In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day." - Helen Reddy

"Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring." - Blake Shelton

"On my wedding day, I gifted my wife a platinum ring." - Vijender Singh

"And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding." - Karl Pilkington

"I had a Hebraic wedding in New York, so I'm definitely Jewish." - Amare Stoudemire

"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white." - Paris Hilton

"In terms of the fantasy wedding thing, I can kind of cross off the island beach thing. Maybe at sunset or something." - Mandy Moore

"A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling." - Otto Von Bismarck

"I think calling someone a character is a compliment." - Errol Morris

"I was supposed to do a film with Bill Shatner called 'Free Enterprise 2.' They were calling me into wardrobe, and they said they are holding off for a while. Then the next thing I knew... either the money dropped out, or the producer ran off with the money. I think it's the second story that's true." - David Hedison

"Are you living just a little and calling that life?" - Annie Dillard

"God, here and there, makes madness a calling." - Ray Bradbury

"If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso." - Shaquille O'Neal

"What we do is a calling...we make people happy" - Joan Rivers

"Endorsed by Bob Jones, despite calling Mormonism a "cult"." - Mitt Romney

"...being an effective teacher is a high calling." - Charlie Munger

"Too many people write books as a calling card." - Simon Sinek

"It's hard to have a dialogue when you're name-calling." - Joan Jett

"I pursued a theatre career, and Hollywood came calling." - Len Cariou

"You cannot raise a man up by calling him down." - William J H Boetcker

"If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso." - Shaquille Oneal

"A father's calling is eternal and its importance transcends time. It is a calling for both time and eternity." - Ezra Taft Benson

"I certainly saw science as a kind of calling, and one with as much legitimacy as a religious calling." - Joshua Lederberg

"The only thing that will keep you from finding that which you seek is calling off the search." - Rumi

"I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible." - George R R Martin

"Calling it off comes easy enough if you haven't told the girl you are smitten with her." - Carl Sandburg



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