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Called Fat Quotes


"Three mornings a week, I exercise before eating - it's called 'fasted cardio' - to burn fat." - Tim Howard

"At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?" - Jay Leno

"My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living." - Lena Dunham

"My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am." - Andy Rooney

"Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called too fat?" - Tyra Banks

"Successful villany is called virtue." - Seneca the Younger

"Who's your fat friend ?" - Beau Brummell

"Fat, fair, and forty." - Walter Scott

"Fat gives things flavor." - Julia Child

"I'm kind of fat." - Tom Douglas

"One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass." - Dave Barry

"I've never tried fatback. Probably 'cause it's called fatback. I don't know which word creeps me out more: fat or back. Why don't they just throw in "hairy" while they're at it? "This is some delicious hairy fatback."" - Jim Gaffigan

"I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem." - Kelly Osbourne

"One of the greatest myths of all time is that so-called civilized man is no longer an animal, and for that reason can strive to disarm himself and grow fat with false concepts." - William Powell

"The fat you eat, is the fat you wear." - John A. McDougall

"Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat." - Samuel Johnson

"Unsaturated fat is an outrage." - Ian Paisley

"Litigation only makes lawyers fat." - Wilbur Smith

"I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!" - Gabriel Iglesias

"Fat girls are' real people." - Tucker Max

"Fat girls aren't real people." - Tucker Max

"No fat batboy is invisible." - Joe Buck

"Fat Is a Feminist Issue." - Susie Orbach

"Fat hens lay few eggs." - Proverbs

"Fat, Is saving our lives." - Robert O. Young

"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." - Roseanne Barr

"Anything called a "program" is unconstitutional." - Joseph Sobran

"I called my training camp Fighter's Heaven" - Muhammad Ali

"Men have periods; they're called wars." - Chuck D

"So-called 'sustainable development'... is meaningless drivel." - James Lovelock

"We've been called, and He has blessed." - Willie Aames

"Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat." - Neal Barnard

"The game shouldn't be called baseball. It should be called adjustments." - Orel Hershiser

"I've never understood the division between so-called realists and so-called idealists." - Hillary Clinton

"Black men don't like to be called 'boys,' but women accept being called 'girls.'" - Marilyn Monroe

"I know first hand what its like to be called names and to be affected by things. They would call me fat, they would call me promiscuous in different words. At the time, when I was 12-years-old, that was like the end of the world. To me, bullying is one of my biggest platforms. Lets change the world." - Demi Lovato

"Sometimes the table was graced with immense apple-pies, or saucers full of preserved peaches and pears; but it was always sure to boast an enormous dish of balls of sweetened dough, fried in hog's fat, and called doughnuts, or olykoeks - a delicious kind of cake, at present scarce known in this city, except in genuine Dutch families." - Washington Irving

"The great hope is that people who wouldn't normally make films will be making them. Suddenly, one day some little fat girl in Ohio is going to be the new Mozart and make a beautiful film with her father's camera and for once the so called professionalism about movies will be destroyed forever - and it will really become an art form." - Francis Ford Coppola

"You only live once, why be miserable? Fat people are miserable - you are carrying 50 lbs on your shoulders all day, you get a disease called "pooped-out itis". Don't tell me that they are happy with the way they look and feel. I have to be honest, that is all I have." - Jack Lalanne

"Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness." - Margaret Cho

"I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway." - Victoria Moran

"And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat." - Suzanne Somers

"A green Christmas makes a fat graveyard." - Inez Haynes Irwin

"His lordship can eat my fat-" - Gail Carriger

"A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts." - Jerome

"What doesn't kill you, makes you fat." - Esmeralda Santiago

"Do it for the fat lady!" - J D Salinger

"Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered." - Molly Ivins

"Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo" - D J Machale

"Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad." - George Steinbrenner

"Kissing babies and hugging fat girls." - Dave Bautista

"I am fat and I don't care." - CM Punk

"England produces the best fat actors." - Jimmy Cannon

"Nobody's too fat - they're just too short." - Sam Ewing

"Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch." - Andy Rooney

"A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." - Fred Schwab

"Cats sleep fat and walk thin." - Rosalie Moore

"A fat kitchin, a lean Will." - Benjamin Franklin

"The world's fat is badly divided." - Martha Gellhorn

"Lean liberty is better than fat slavery" - John Ray

"Love fed fat soon turns to boredom." - Ovid

"Fat is where comedy is stored," - Craig Ferguson

"It sucks being fat, you know." - Drew Carey

"A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts." - Jerome

"Litigious terms, fat contentions, and flowing fees." - John Milton

"Lean liberty is better than fat slavery." - Thomas Fuller

"A fat kitchen, a lean will." - Benjamin Franklin

"Every fat must stand upon his bottom." - John Bunyan

"Nobody wants a fat lead singer." - Sebastian Bach

"I'm an ass-kicking fat kid." - Jack Osbourne

"I am fat, lazy and kind." - Sergei Lukyanenko

"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I was rather a fat little boy." - Cyril Cusack

"Economic gross is making us fat." - Pierre Dukan

"A steak needs fat to taste great." - Tom Colicchio

"I don't believe in low-fat cooking." - Nigella Lawson

"I figured being fat was my destiny." - Ron Lester

"I don't get fat, I get skinny." - Diana Ross

"My fat never made me less money." - Dolly Parton

"Americans like fat books and thin women." - Russell Baker

"I don't want to get fat." - Sammy Sosa

"No woman wants to have fat ankles." - Christian Louboutin

"A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts." - St Jerome

"Vincent Gallo has put a curse on my colon and a hex on my prostate. He called me a 'fat pig' in the New York Post and told the New York Observer I have 'the physique of a slave-trader.' He is angry at me because I said his 'The Brown Bunny' was the worst movie in the history of the Cannes Film Festival... it is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of 'The Brown Bunny.'" - Roger Ebert

"Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"How can a reason which hates God be called sound?" - Martin Luther

"Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people." - Will Rogers

"This thing called curiosity... it's a scary thing." - Jo Min-Hyuk

"Anybody talented in any way - they're called eccentric." - Thelonious Monk

"My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine." - Julie Garwood

"Best friends are forever. That's why they're called BFFs." - Lauren Conrad

"Absolute power is absolute power, no matter what it's called." - Marie Lu

"bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin." - George Eliot

"Twas never merry world Since lowly feigning was called compliment." - William Shakespeare

"Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing." - Russell Brand

"True love comes when it will, not when it's called." - Cameron Dokey

"Hope meets you halfway on a bridge called faith." - Bryant H Mcgill

"Under our Constitution, presidents have something called 'veto power." - Hillary Clinton

"When there is cheating, the cheating needs to be called." - John Kasich

"I have been called the antichrist, though, by Nazis." - Gene Weingarten

"Growing up, I never thought about the thing called money." - Patrick Wolf

"The future science of government should be called 'la cybernetique'." - Andre-Marie Ampere

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love." - A A Milne

"My first show, in England, was called 'Soldier, Soldier.'" - James Callis

"However, there is no legal and legitimate state called Israel." - Hassan Nasrallah

"I hate being called a pop star. I hate that." - Madonna Ciccone

"Be not afraid of being called un-fashionable." - Adolf Loos

"My first writing job was with a company called TheatreworksUSA." - Robert Lopez

"Armani makes a fantastic lip gloss called 'Beige 100.'" - Cate Blanchett

"This is a world that defines everything backwards, a world in which good is called bad, brightness is called darkness, up is called down, enlightenment is called abnormal behavior and abnormal behavior is applauded as reason." - Frederick Lenz

"All these little heifers who can't sing are called 'divas'." - Patti Labelle

"The Lord called me to plant a church." - Bobby Rush

"Working hard for something we don't care about is called stress; working hard for somthing we love is called passion." - Simon Sinek

"I am only interested in the views of two people: one is called Bresson and one called Bergman." - Andrei Tarkovsky

"Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas." - Pat Condell

"Thou hast been called, O Sleep, the friend of Woe, But 'tis the happy who have called thee so." - Robert Southey

"Their false compassion is called compassion and their false understanding is called understanding, for this is their most potent spell." - Aleister Crowley

"If you never bluff, you'll rarely get called. If you bluff all the time, you'll always get called." - Phil Hellmuth

"Good and evil - I don't believe that there is hanging out there, anywhere, something called good and something called evil." - Richard Dawkins

"When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality." - Al Capone

"We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams." - Jeremy Irons

"I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts." - Rachel Johnson

"Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf." - Will Rogers

"When I first started playing football, a headache was called a 'headache.' And now it's called 'a concussion.'" - Junior Seau

"You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin." - Junot Diaz

"Size is relative. If everyone is fat, no-one is fat" - Lionel Shriver

"I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious." - Stephen Fry

"John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike." - Sam Kinison

"Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?" - Rosie O'Donnell

"He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see." - Eamon Dunphy

"Fat is a social disease, and fat is a feminist issue." - Susie Orbach

"A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]" - George Herbert

"Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them." - Joy Behar

"We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat." - Gary Taubes

"Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace" - Cassandra Clare

"It might as well be said, Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat." - Samuel Johnson

"Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat." - Giada De Laurentiis

"I've been fat since I was seven, and being fat sets you apart." - Cass Elliot

"Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere." - Mireille Guiliano

"I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat." - Chris O'Dowd

"Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat." - David Perlmutter

"Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet." - David Perlmutter

"Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love." - Jim Croce

"I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man." - George Orwell

"I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat." - Chris Odowd

"When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are created equal" a self evident truth; but now when we have grown fat, and have lost all dread of being slaves ourselves, we have become so greedy to be masters that we call the same maxim "a self evident lie" The fourth of July has not quite dwindled away; it is still a great day-for burning fire-crackers!!!" - Abraham Lincoln

"The software programs that make our body run ... were evolved in very different times. We'd like to actually change those programs. One little software program, called the fat insulin receptor gene, basically says, 'Hold onto every calorie, because the next hunting season may not work out so well.' That was in the interests of the species tens of thousands of years ago. We'd like to turn that program off." - Ray Kurzweil

"The confection made of Cacao called Chocolate or Chocoletto which may be had in diverse places in London, at reasonable rates, is of wonderful efficacy for the procreation of children: for it not only vehemently incites to Venus, but causes conception in women . . . and besides that it preserves health, for it makes such as take it often to become fat and corpulent, fair and amiable." - William H. Coles

"I wanted to lose weight when it was my time to lose weight, not because someone's calling me out for it. I've been called the Fat Kardashian Sister for the past ten years. But I could have gone and gotten gastric [bypass surgery] or done liposuction or whatever and I did not feel the need to do that, and I didn't think - I sincerely didn't think anything was "wrong with me."" - Khloe Kardashian



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