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"Let them eat cake." - Marie Antoinette

"You cannot eat your cake and have your cake." - Miguel De Cervantes

"Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake." - Dean Koontz

"You live by the cake, you die by the cake." - Gabriel Iglesias

"Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?" - John Heywood

"There's nothing better than cake but more cake." - Harry S Truman

"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" - John Heywood

"Cake and tea or death?" - Eddie Izzard

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Chocolate cake is the bomb!" - Scarlett Pomers

"What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!" - Rachel Caine

"If the cake fits, eat it!" - Gordon Korman

"Cake is not the issue here." - Terry Pratchett

"You have reached the end of cake" - Terry Pratchett

"Dieting is not a piece of cake." - Anonymous

"The little man on the wedding cake." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"A highly geological home-made cake." - Charles Dickens

"I'm not much of a cake person." - Daniel Radcliffe

"I still love red velvet cake." - Molly Sims

"The most dangerous food is wedding cake." - James Thurber

"Photographing a cake can be art." - Irving Penn

"I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake." - Marina And The Diamonds

"Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake." - Tao Lin

"Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake" - Derren Brown

"Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake." - Dean Koontz

"Stories aren't the icing on the cake; they are the cake!" - Peter Guber

"We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake." - Adam Riess

"Pie ca' compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan

"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? This is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too." - John Heywood

"Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan

"Romance is the icing but love is the cake." - Julia Child

"Why have a cake if I can`t eat it?" - Vanna Bonta

"I like to think of bread as really bland cake." - Jim Gaffigan

"You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss," - Buddy Valastro

"Someone left the cake out in the rain" - Jimmy Webb

"She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake" - Nicki Minaj

"I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."" - Steven Wright

"I am a woman on her way to eat cake." - Anna Funder

"I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake." - Gabriel Iglesias

"I only came for Cake" -Tobias Eaton, Divergent" - Veronica Roth

"A party without cake is really just a meeting." - Julia Child

"Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?" - George Herbert

"Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous." - Peter Drury

"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake." - Kristin Cashore

"You cannot eat your cake and have it." - James Joyce

"...language is not the frosting, it's the cake." - Tom Robbins

"I love you like a fat kid love cake." - Curtis Jackson

"If the people have no bread, let them eat cake." - Marie Antoinette

"For me, almost always, the answer was cake." - Diana Abu-Jaber

"Couldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?" - George Herbert

"Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles." - Margaret Deland

"I want to be the girl with the most cake." - Courtney Love

"The ratio of people to cake is too big." - Stephen Root

"Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom." - Brand Blanshard

"Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake." - Aaron Paul

"A man without makeup is like a cake without icing." - Klaus Nomi

"Better bread with water than cake with trouble." - Proverbs

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." - Proverbs

"Why have a cake if I can't eat it?" - Vanna Bonta

"You can have your cake and eat it, too." - Bob Dylan

"Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire." - Rodney Dangerfield

"TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake." - Natasha Leggero

"The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake." - Proverbs

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!" - Scott Adams

"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake." - Margot Asquith

"I'll do almost anything for cake - even trample little children!" - Gayle King

"I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake." - Mary Mccarthy

"We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top." - Navjot Singh Sidhu

"'Cake Boss' does massive, massive things, which are great." - Maisie Williams

"You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake." - Paula Deen

"Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal." - Aziz Ansari

"When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" - Lisa Loeb

"We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake." - Meg Whitman

"As a novelist you have just unlimited budget, total creative control. You really get to have your cake - all the cake - and then you can have a second cake if you wanted to." - Naomi Novik

"So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best." - David Frum

"A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he lacks the essential ingredients." - Fulton J Sheen

"Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake. Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil." - Rachel Hawkins

"He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding." - William Shakespeare

"Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday." - Lil Wayne

"Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust." - Walker Percy

"That could be the carrot on the top of the cake" - Stan Collymore

"An anthology is like all the plums and orange peel picked out of a cake." - Walter Raleigh

"You can call me whatever you like. Last chance for cake!" - Tsugumi Ohba

"Tea Cake, the son of the Evening Sun, had to die for loving her." - Zora Neale Hurston

"irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it." - John Updike

"Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake." - David Shannon

"What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake." - Mary Mccarthy

"It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too." - Karen Marie Moning

"In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake." - Ian Holloway

"We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake." - Alexander Mccall Smith

"The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through ..." - John Ashbery

"If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could." - Emma Donoghue

"I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight." - Gabriel Iglesias

"The real cake isn't HAVING what you want, it's DOING what you want" - Lady Gaga

"There's a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy" - John Steinbeck

"You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake." - Arnold Lobel

"Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake." - Tom Brady

"Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with." - Haruki Murakami

"Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet." - Maggie Stiefvater

"We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it." - Casey Stengel

"In all the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of the plums." - Douglas Jerrold

"What about you?" "Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something." - Suzanne Collins

"Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend." - Christopher Moore

"Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake." - Sam Lipsyte

"It's time to blow out the candles on the pity party cake." - Louie Giglio

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Ben-Israel

"The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle." - Herb Caen

"You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake." - Miley Cyrus

"We the money team Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream" - King Louie

"Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation...." - Kim Williams

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero

"Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake." - Jim Davidson

"I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event." - Ron Ben-Israel

"I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt." - Phyllis Diller

"Proust's tea cake has nothing on one hour in a college dorm." - Gloria Steinem

"two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy." - Roseanne Barr

"At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake." - John Newcombe

"Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!" - Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Destiny cuts the cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb." - Stefano Benni

"They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too." - Rob Thurman

"Celebration is life's frosting: isn't frosting the very best part of the cake?" - Bethenny Frankel

"Writing is only the frosting on my cake. Im whole without it." - Tabitha King

"The larger the slice taken by government, the smaller the cake available for everyone." - Margaret Thatcher

"Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it." - Karl Pilkington

"If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake." - Maryrose Wood

"Garan snorted. "Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake." - Kristin Cashore

"There is no screenplay-writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise." - Robert Mckee

"If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating!" - Christopher Jones

"Not always the fanciest cake that's there Is the best to eat!" - Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

"People are like, 'Was it fun? Did you eat lots of cake?'" - Parker Posey

"You can use melted butter instead of oil, but your cake may be a little denser." - Dorie Greenspan

"[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous." - Ice Cube

"English people may like to substitute a sponge cake at this point." - Linda Smith

"You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting." - Steve Jobs

"You know they're all gay, right?... Male strippers. Fruity as cake. Queer as a cardinal." - Arthur M. Jolly

"Theater makes working in movies or TV seem like a cake-walk." - Julia Stiles

"You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope

"I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl." - Stephen Colbert

"The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake." - Michele Gorman

"I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl." - Stephen Colbert

"Come on, it's almost midnight. Let's go watch them cut the cake." - Scott Westerfeld

"Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be." - Lady Gaga

"Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake." - Larry Hagman

"We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle." - Barbara Kingsolver

"Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag." - Laurie Halse Anderson

"My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday." - David Ulevitch

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Benisrael

"I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event." - Ron Benisrael

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." - George Harrison



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