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"Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake." - Aaron Paul

"Cake and tea or death?" - Eddie Izzard

"You cannot eat your cake and have your cake." - Miguel De Cervantes

"Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake." - Dean Koontz

"Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?" - John Heywood

"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" - John Heywood

"Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake." - Tao Lin

"Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them." - Nancy Mitford

"If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness." - Aberjhani

"My life is full, and I love it. Acting is the frosting on the cake for me." - Alex Meneses

"I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life." - Andre Rieu

"I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake." - Marina And The Diamonds

"Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake" - Derren Brown

"Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake." - Dean Koontz

"We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake." - Adam Riess

"By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It's the perfect example of having your cake and eating it, too." - Tim Ferriss

"Nobody gets everything in this life. You decide your priorities and you make your choices. I'd decided long ago that any cake I had would be eaten." - Donald E Westlake

"Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too." - Margaret Caroline Anderson

"The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements." - Robert Harling

"Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too." - Margaret Anderson

"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? This is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too." - John Heywood

"Pie ca' compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan

"Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan

"Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?" - George Herbert

"You cannot eat your cake and have it." - James Joyce

"Couldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?" - George Herbert

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." - Proverbs

"You can have your cake and eat it, too." - Bob Dylan

"TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake." - Natasha Leggero

"You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake." - Paula Deen

"When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" - Lisa Loeb

"So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best." - David Frum

"Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake." - Tom Brady

"Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!" - Sarah Ban Breathnach

"If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating!" - Christopher Jones

"For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake." - Alfred Hitchcock

"A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake." - Brenda Shaughnessy

"Now they got to look into me loving Tea Cake and see whether it was done right or not! They don't know if life is a mess of corn-meal dumplings, and if love is a bed-quilt!" - Zora Neale Hurston

"In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads." - Clarence Darrow

"I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you." - Ann Richards

"Success is not fame or money or the power to bewitch. it is to have created something valuable from your own individuality and skill a garden, an embroidery, a painting, a cake, a life." - Charlotte Gray

"It (suicide) became a possibility like Maybe when I grow up, I will be dead. Life was a cake that looked good on the bakery shelf but turned to sawdust and salt when I ate it." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake. You expect that when your teammates are doing their jobs, so you got to compartmentalize and do your job." - Tom Brady

"As a novelist you have just unlimited budget, total creative control. You really get to have your cake - all the cake - and then you can have a second cake if you wanted to." - Naomi Novik

"A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he lacks the essential ingredients." - Fulton J Sheen

"An anthology is like all the plums and orange peel picked out of a cake." - Walter Raleigh

"What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake." - Mary Mccarthy

"It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too." - Karen Marie Moning

"There's a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy" - John Steinbeck

"Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet." - Maggie Stiefvater

"We the money team Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream" - King Louie

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero

"They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too." - Rob Thurman

"Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it." - Karl Pilkington

"I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl." - Stephen Colbert

"I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl." - Stephen Colbert

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis

"My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg." - Cilla Black

"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it." - Boris Johnson

"In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake." - Ian Holloway

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Ben-Israel

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Benisrael

"Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There's so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don't eat as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I'm fussy." - Nina Dobrev

"Let them eat cake." - Marie Antoinette

"I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over..." - Demetri Martin

"All over the world people have developed their own ideas about what's right and wrong in life, but so long as you aren't harming others or the Earth, it's your choice when you decide how you want to live your life - Yours and yours alone. Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with." - Haruki Murakami

"Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth." - Janet Evanovich

"The thing I've noticed about life is that it just keeps coming at you. And it can be a real bummer. What you need to remember is that you're not alone. You've got friends and family. That's how we get by. We talk and share and eat cake and giggle in the dark, even when we're scared - no, especially when we're scared." - Bill Condon

"It's possible to be satisfied with a day's work or a cake, but a life... what is a life but a history of events badly remembered?" - Kevin Mccloud

"women are scolded both for being mothers and for not being mothers, for wanting to eat their cake and have it too, and for not wanting to eat their cake and have it too ..." - Margaret Mead

"We know our neighbors - so far as we have the right to know them. We hear of their joys and their sorrows, and hasten to make them ours so far as we may. Life in a small town is like a layer cake. One gets the whole of it, frosted top, lemon filling and all." - Laura E. Richards

"I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too." - Nadia Giosia

"I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'" - Steven Wright

"The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation." - Martin H Fischer

"All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake" - Beverly Cleary

"Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would." - Neil Gaiman

"If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do you any good,-or you might find the cake had caraway seeds and you hate them." - Emily Carr

"We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And it's like, 'Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles.'" - Dianna Agron

"In a normal family, surprise means presents, cake and a party. My family, surprise means homelessness, abandonment and destruction of private property. Sometimes we have cake. We're not losers." - Christopher Titus

"I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions and protestations cannot turn crap into a delicious dessert." - Laura Penny

"But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too-if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one." - Robert Kuttner

"But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too - if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one." - Robert Kuttner

"I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake." - Jada Pinkett Smith

"Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It's so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great." - Yani Tseng

"I guess I feel that I was following my instincts, and at the same time being guided by the best. I became totally intrigued with Louisiana - the people, the food. It is a part of my life. Everything that has happened for me since moving here has just been icing on the cake." - Emeril Lagasse

"I have two children, and they know that I never pass up a piece of cake, ever." - Lisa Rinna

"But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake." - Derek Landy

"I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap." - Veronica Roth

"So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake." - Karen Marie Moning

"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." - Steve Irwin

"Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake." - Langston Hughes

"Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy." - Marilyn Manson

"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner

"The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going." - Reinhard Bonnke

"I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream." - Greta Garbo

"You can have your cake and eat it. But my God, it will go rotten inside you." - D H Lawrence

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it." - Zygmunt Bauman

"The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do." - Cise Star

"The duty of saving became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion." - John Maynard Keynes

"Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie." - Knute Nelson

"Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes." - Mark Teixeira

"If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake." - Jeff Conaway

"If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake." - Brian Greene

"A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it." - Danielle Steel

"My childhood dream was to win the Olympics, and I've done that. Everything else is icing on the cake." - Lindsey Vonn

"I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake." - Denise Van Outen

"The duty of "saving" became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion." - John Maynard Keynes

"But how will I eat cake if my head is over there, and my hands are over here?" - Marie Antoinette

"But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs." - Eva Herzigova

"Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake." - Janet Evanovich

"I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?" - Marian Keyes

"Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!" - Gabriel Iglesias

"I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it." - Willie Geist

"What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. If you're interested in the cake, you get rather annoyed with people saying what species the real plum was." - Mary Mccarthy

"We used to be referred to as bakers and then we became known as cake decorators and now we are known as cake designers. I teach at the French Culinary Institute in New York and cake design is a legitimate profession." - Ron Benisrael

"People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"" - Mitch Hedberg

"Rich people believe "You can have your cake and eat it too." Middle-class people believe "Cake is too rich, so I'll only have a little piece." Poor people don't believe they deserve cake, so they order a doughnut, focus on the hole, and wonder why they have "nothing."" - T Harv Eker

"When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme." - Ron Ben-Israel

"When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme." - Ron Benisrael

"You live by the cake, you die by the cake." - Gabriel Iglesias

"There's nothing better than cake but more cake." - Harry S Truman

"Life is like a dice game; one roll could land you in jail, or cuttin' cake, blowin' kisses in the rice game." - Jay Electronica

"I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl." - Jane Asher

"You see the fairy tale - four minutes of glory at the Olympics. I thought my life would be cake after that." - Dorothy Hamill

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Chocolate cake is the bomb!" - Scarlett Pomers

"What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!" - Rachel Caine

"That's one of the coolest things about being a racecar driver. Even if its one tweet a day, the platform allows me the opportunity to change someone's life. That's what we're here for. When we're struggling on the track, I try to take myself out of the situation and realize how small these earthly problems are. I love being able to spread the Word. That's my main purpose in life. Driving in NASCAR is icing on the cake." - Tanner Berryhill

"If I'm happy with the song and it's a hit song or not, for the rest of my life, I can hang my hat on knowing I did the best I could, and I'll enjoy getting out there and doing it. That's all that really matters for me. The icing on the cake is people actually enjoy it and sing it back to you. That's when you know that you've done something great." - Jake Owen

"It is hard, as you get older finding good scripts, which is why I was thrilled to get Deck the Halls. But I do have a blessed life. I am blessed to have had a rich, wonderful creative success with Sex and the City, most people don't ever have that and I feel fulfilled in that way and so proud, so anything else that comes along is icing on the cake." - Kristin Davis

"How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?" - Rita Rudner

"When people get cancer now, the first thing you do is you go to some doctors to get some advice, figure out what to do. People live a long long life after a cancer diagnosis. Not that it's not scary. The people I know have done so many stupid things. And they're still alive. Just being alive at this point is kind of icing on the cake." - Exene Cervenka

"In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach." - Catherynne M Valente

"I want New Story education to be skilling human beings and young people to provide basic human needs. Technology and all other things are icing on the cake." - Satish Kumar

"Congress has all sorts of rules, hedge fund managers, private equity managers, executives, movie stars, fall into that allow them to escape or defer into the future not paying their taxes. And if you can defer your tax into the future, it's the best deal in the world, because you don't just get to eat your cake and have it too. You get to eat your cake and have a bigger cake." - Hillary Clinton

"Miss America was always white. All the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful sun tans, beautiful shapes, all types of complexions, but she always was white.And Miss World was always white, and Miss Universe was always white.And the angel fruit cake was the white cake and the devil food cake was the chocolate cake.I said, 'Momma, why is everything white?' I always wondered. And the President lived in the White House." - Muhammad Ali

"Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER." - Sharon Van Etten

"British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me." - Jason Sellards

"Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it." - E. Lockhart

"Repetitiveness and discipline are the secrets of cake decorating. The art comes from the meticulous technique, the way it does for a dancer." - Ron Ben-Israel

"I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys." - Hayden Panettiere

"Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it." - E. Lockhart

"Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin." - Frederick Lenz

"If teachers and grammar school editors find my jawbreaker sentences shatter their mushmilk teeth, let them eat stale cake dunked in weak tea of their own ungodly manufacture." - Ray Bradbury

"Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of growth and social development." - Robert Zoellick

"Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks, I love you like a fat kid love cake." - Curtis Jackson

"Come, eate thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eate thy fill. It's Heaven's Sugar Cake." - Edward Taylor

"get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one." - Phyllis Diller

"You're like a cake when you're young. You can't rush it or it will fall, or just turn out wrong. Rising takes patience, and heat." - Anna Quindlen



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