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"In the past few years, we've been doing amazing stuff with desserts. Pastry chefs have been using herbs and spices in their desserts. So vanilla cake doesn't have to be just vanilla, it can have a little thyme. Or you could have a custard with a little lavender in it, which is just amazing." - Ron Benisrael

"Gooseberries aren't just for creamy desserts and pies." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"I love to eat, I love to feed people, and I'm a great cook. I joked with my friends that I wanted to write a book where desserts had to be extensively researched, since I have a terrible sweet tooth. My particular downfall is cake." - Julia Glass

"Eating a lot is an occupational hazard but it's a pretty great problem to have. I spend a lot of time eating sweets on TV - cake, cupcakes, donuts, and pudding. It's a dream job, but at the same time there will be days where I wake up knowing I will eat 15 desserts!" - Gail Simmons

"Cake and tea or death?" - Eddie Izzard

"You cannot eat your cake and have your cake." - Miguel De Cervantes

"Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake." - Dean Koontz

"Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?" - John Heywood

"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" - John Heywood

"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts." - Beverly Sills

"For us who live in cities Nature is not natural. Nature is supernatural. Just as monks watched and strove to get a glimpse of heaven, so we watch and strive to get a glimpse of earth. It is as if men had cake and wine every day but were sometimes allowed common bread." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake." - Marina And The Diamonds

"He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding." - William Shakespeare

"What is it with you and frozen desserts Why do you always want them?" "Because we live in a dessert." - Richelle Mead

"I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really." - Chrissy Teigen

"Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways for desserts." - Marcus Samuelsson

"My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts." - Sofia Vergara

"Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake" - Derren Brown

"Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake." - Dean Koontz

"We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake." - Adam Riess

"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? This is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too." - John Heywood

"Pie ca' compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan

"Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan

"Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?" - George Herbert

"You cannot eat your cake and have it." - James Joyce

"Couldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?" - George Herbert

"Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake." - Aaron Paul

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." - Proverbs

"You can have your cake and eat it, too." - Bob Dylan

"TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake." - Natasha Leggero

"I want to serve desserts and pastries that people recognize and love to eat, but sometimes, with an unexpected twist of surprise." - Sean Sasser

"Men have the influence and power in business and politics. It is the mother who can make the child's bedtime earlier, take away desserts or ground the child." - Warren Farrell

"You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake." - Paula Deen

"I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot." - Olivia Palermo

"When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" - Lisa Loeb

"I never share credit or desserts." - Beverly Sills

"As a novelist you have just unlimited budget, total creative control. You really get to have your cake - all the cake - and then you can have a second cake if you wanted to." - Naomi Novik

"A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he lacks the essential ingredients." - Fulton J Sheen

"There's a restaurant in Manhattan called Balthazar, and next to it is Balthazar Bakery. It's tiny, and it's very charming to have that little retail outlet to sell the house desserts and breads." - Tom Douglas

"Baking may be regarded as a science, but it's the chemistry between the ingredients and the cook that gives desserts life. Baking is done out of love, to share with family and friends, to see them smile." - Anna Olson

"If you took all the sand from all the beaches, all the desserts, and all the oceans and called that the Universe, our whole solar system would be less than one grain of sand." - Seth Shostak

"After my hip operation, I had to cut out butter, which I loved, and salt. I no longer eat desserts with lots of cream, and I've cut right back on alcohol." - Maeve Binchy

"When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie." - Homaro Cantu

"I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial." - Adam Carolla

"I have a flat tummy, but I'm not rock hard. If I'm going to be in a bikini, I'll train more and skip desserts for a couple of weeks. But usually, I work out to feel good." - Nina Dobrev

"I spend so much time in Los Angeles and normally stay at a corporate apartment when shooting 'Top Chef: Just Desserts,' but when I have the chance to stay somewhere more luxurious, I love The Montage in Beverly Hills." - Gail Simmons

"When I cook a meal, I like to serve things one by one and keep them separate. I get that from my father - he's such a purist. Some people even put their desserts on the main plate. It's just wrong." - Yotam Ottolenghi

"One thing I have been banging on about, we have a dessert deficit in the U.K. We still import a very large proportion of our desserts. I would ask everyone to go out and buy a British dessert." - Owen Paterson

"When men are just desserts - that is, when a man is an enhancement to the already complete and satisfying life of a woman who makes choices and takes action - you will be able to choose a partner without surrendering who you are. Most of all, when men are just desserts, you may choose to be in the arms of a man, but need never fear falling into his hands." - Sonia Friedman

"desserts are the most crucial part of any meal." - Linda Sunshine

"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!" - Anonymous

"Every chef should have an understanding of pastries or desserts." - Tom Colicchio

"An anthology is like all the plums and orange peel picked out of a cake." - Walter Raleigh

"What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake." - Mary Mccarthy

"It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too." - Karen Marie Moning

"There's a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy" - John Steinbeck

"Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet." - Maggie Stiefvater

"We the money team Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream" - King Louie

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches." - Frank Iero

"They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too." - Rob Thurman

"Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it." - Karl Pilkington

"I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl." - Stephen Colbert

"I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl." - Stephen Colbert

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis

"My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg." - Cilla Black

"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it." - Boris Johnson

"In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake." - Ian Holloway

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Ben-Israel

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Benisrael

"Let them eat cake." - Marie Antoinette

"women are scolded both for being mothers and for not being mothers, for wanting to eat their cake and have it too, and for not wanting to eat their cake and have it too ..." - Margaret Mead

"I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'" - Steven Wright

"Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them." - Nancy Mitford

"The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation." - Martin H Fischer

"Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would." - Neil Gaiman

"If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do you any good,-or you might find the cake had caraway seeds and you hate them." - Emily Carr

"We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And it's like, 'Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles.'" - Dianna Agron

"In a normal family, surprise means presents, cake and a party. My family, surprise means homelessness, abandonment and destruction of private property. Sometimes we have cake. We're not losers." - Christopher Titus

"I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions and protestations cannot turn crap into a delicious dessert." - Laura Penny

"But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too-if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one." - Robert Kuttner

"But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too - if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one." - Robert Kuttner

"I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake." - Jada Pinkett Smith

"Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It's so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great." - Yani Tseng

"I have two children, and they know that I never pass up a piece of cake, ever." - Lisa Rinna

"But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake." - Derek Landy

"I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap." - Veronica Roth

"So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake." - Karen Marie Moning

"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." - Steve Irwin

"Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake." - Langston Hughes

"If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness." - Aberjhani

"Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy." - Marilyn Manson

"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips." - John Wagner

"The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going." - Reinhard Bonnke

"I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream." - Greta Garbo

"You can have your cake and eat it. But my God, it will go rotten inside you." - D H Lawrence

"My life is full, and I love it. Acting is the frosting on the cake for me." - Alex Meneses

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it." - Zygmunt Bauman

"The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do." - Cise Star

"The duty of saving became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion." - John Maynard Keynes

"Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie." - Knute Nelson

"Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes." - Mark Teixeira

"If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake." - Jeff Conaway

"If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake." - Brian Greene

"I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life." - Andre Rieu

"A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it." - Danielle Steel

"My childhood dream was to win the Olympics, and I've done that. Everything else is icing on the cake." - Lindsey Vonn

"I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake." - Denise Van Outen

"The duty of "saving" became nine-tenths of virtue and the growth of the cake the object of true religion." - John Maynard Keynes

"But how will I eat cake if my head is over there, and my hands are over here?" - Marie Antoinette

"But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs." - Eva Herzigova

"Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake." - Janet Evanovich

"I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?" - Marian Keyes

"Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!" - Gabriel Iglesias

"I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it." - Willie Geist

"What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. If you're interested in the cake, you get rather annoyed with people saying what species the real plum was." - Mary Mccarthy

"We used to be referred to as bakers and then we became known as cake decorators and now we are known as cake designers. I teach at the French Culinary Institute in New York and cake design is a legitimate profession." - Ron Benisrael

"People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"" - Mitch Hedberg

"Rich people believe "You can have your cake and eat it too." Middle-class people believe "Cake is too rich, so I'll only have a little piece." Poor people don't believe they deserve cake, so they order a doughnut, focus on the hole, and wonder why they have "nothing."" - T Harv Eker

"When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme." - Ron Ben-Israel

"When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme." - Ron Benisrael

"You live by the cake, you die by the cake." - Gabriel Iglesias

"There's nothing better than cake but more cake." - Harry S Truman

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Chocolate cake is the bomb!" - Scarlett Pomers

"The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together." - Erma Bombeck

"I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts." - Chris Farley

"I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays." - Bobby Flay

"What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!" - Rachel Caine

"The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together." - Erma Bombeck

"What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said." - Susan Beth Pfeffer

"I don't do very well with extremes of any kind - extreme diets, extreme fitness - so moderation makes a lot of sense, and Hershey's has really great portion-friendly desserts to help people incorporate treats into their lifestyles so they don't feel like they're depriving themselves and are still living a balanced life." - Kimberly Williams-Paisley

"I don't do very well with extremes of any kind - extreme diets, extreme fitness - so moderation makes a lot of sense, and Hershey's has really great portion-friendly desserts to help people incorporate treats into their lifestyles so they don't feel like they're depriving themselves and are still living a balanced life." - Kimberly Williamspaisley

"I am vegetarian. I have a sweet tooth, so I try and avoid desserts. I binge maybe once a month. I eat every two hours, whether it is a Marie biscuit or just a slice of apple. As a result, my metabolism has improved, and this is a huge contributor to weight loss." - Vidya Balan

"Well look, I mean, I think that prayer and holy water, and things like that are all fine. They don't do any good, but they don't necessarily do any harm. It's touching to be thought of in that way. It makes up for those who tell me that I've got my just desserts." - Christopher Hitchens

"I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise." - Rachel Nichols

"Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get." - Tom Stoppard

"If there is a Nora Ephron signature anything it is that there's slightly too much food. I have a friend whose mantra is: You must choose. And I believe the exact opposite: I think you should always have at least four desserts that are kind of fighting with each other." - Nora Ephron

"Sweet Genius' viewers will be on the edge of their seats as we continue to push the limits with inspirations and ingredients, while showcasing the talents of some of the best pastry chefs around. As a result, the desserts that the chefs create are truly outrageous." - Ron Ben-Israel

"'Sweet Genius' viewers will be on the edge of their seats as we continue to push the limits with inspirations and ingredients, while showcasing the talents of some of the best pastry chefs around. As a result, the desserts that the chefs create are truly outrageous." - Ron Benisrael

"I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the Easy Bake Oven when I was younger. When I was little, I loved to bake! I want to get one now so I can make weird mini desserts for people." - Ashley Benson

"'Sweet Genius' viewers will be on the edge of their seats as we continue to push the limits with inspirations and ingredients, while showcasing the talents of some of the best pastry chefs around. As a result, the desserts that the chefs create are truly outrageous." - Ron Benisrael

"There are some days where I'll eat 8,000 calories per day, on a day before a 12, 14, 18 hour swim. For a 61-year-old woman, that's a lot! And I try not to eat too much refined sugar - cookies, desserts, those sorts of things." - Diana Nyad

"There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts." - Gail Simmons

"I have always considered desserts to be of equal importance to the savory food." - Charlie Trotter

"How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?" - Rita Rudner

"By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It's the perfect example of having your cake and eating it, too." - Tim Ferriss

"In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach." - Catherynne M Valente

"I want New Story education to be skilling human beings and young people to provide basic human needs. Technology and all other things are icing on the cake." - Satish Kumar

"Congress has all sorts of rules, hedge fund managers, private equity managers, executives, movie stars, fall into that allow them to escape or defer into the future not paying their taxes. And if you can defer your tax into the future, it's the best deal in the world, because you don't just get to eat your cake and have it too. You get to eat your cake and have a bigger cake." - Hillary Clinton

"Miss America was always white. All the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful sun tans, beautiful shapes, all types of complexions, but she always was white.And Miss World was always white, and Miss Universe was always white.And the angel fruit cake was the white cake and the devil food cake was the chocolate cake.I said, 'Momma, why is everything white?' I always wondered. And the President lived in the White House." - Muhammad Ali



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