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Cabbage Soup Quotes


"At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down." - Jilly Cooper

"I did my famous cabbage soup diet, so I was able to do it." - Ellen Burstyn

"Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!" - Lewis Carroll

"What's a soup kitchen?" - Paris Hilton

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H L Mencken

"An idealist is a man who looks at a rose, and thinks, because it smells sweet, it will make better soup than cabbage." - H L Mencken

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H L Mencken

"I did every diet: Atkins. Cabbage-soup diet. Dean Ornish. But I couldn't live the rest of my life like a rabbit." - Mike Huckabee

"Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well." - Josh Billings

"I want death to find me planting my cabbage" - Michel De Montaigne

"... we're going to tell how the cow ate the cabbage." - Ann Richards

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain

"Soup is cuisines kindest course" - Virginia Woolf

"This soup tastes like windows" - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"What is the soup kitchen?" - Paris Hilton

"Diets - the ultimate empty promise perpetuating the same cycle over and over again. We've all been victims of yo-yo dieting. We stick to some diets longer than others, but c'mon, just how much cabbage soup can a person eat?" - Suzanne Somers

"Slotted spoons don't hold much soup..." - Stephen Sondheim

"Love is dope, not chicken soup." - Tom Robbins

"Cabbage, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." - Ambrose Bierce

"Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast." - Anonymous

"Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, The repetition kills the wretch at last." - Juvenal

"Yip cabbage on three!" - Brett Favre

"....avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" -Angela" - Christopher Paolini

"Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." - Ambrose Bierce

"Reform Judaism is like mock turtle soup-turtle soup without the turtle" - Heinrich Heine

"If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup." - Kathleen Parker

"Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Beau-ootiful Soo-oop! Beau-ootiful Soo-oop! Soo-oop of the e-e-evening, Beautiful, beautiful soup!" - Lewis Carroll

"Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked." - Heinrich Muller

"I hated the soup and felt little for the can." - Patti Smith

"Art is a hot soup in this cold world!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Isabelle: Do you want some soup? Jace: No Isabelle: Do you think Hodge will want some soup? Jace: No one wants soup Simon: I want some soup! Jace: No, you don't. You just want to sleep with Isabelle" - Cassandra Clare

"Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap." - Augusten Burroughs

"A little science. A little magic. A little chicken soup." - Diane Duane

"Worries go down better with soup than without." - Proverbs

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics." - Johnny Mercer

"Soup is the song of the hearth... and the home." - Louis Pullig De Gouy

"An army travels on its stomach. Soup makes the soldier." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind." - Ambrose Bierce

"Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice." - Maurice Sendak

"Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose." - Doug Larson

"Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat." - Konrad Adenauer

"Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal." - Ina Garten

"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup." - Ludwig Van Beethoven

"A clean tie attracts the soup of the day." - Paul Dickson

"It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?" - Willard Scott

"I live on good soup, not on fine words." - Moliere

"I feed on good soup, not beautiful language." - Moliere

"Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard." - Wallace Shawn

"To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!" - Micky Dolenz

"Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage." - Anonymous

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain

"The meal was pretentious - a kind of beetroot soup with greasy croutons; pork underdone with loud vulgar cabbage, potato croquettes, tinned peas in tiny jam-tart cases, watery gooseberry sauce; trifle made with a resinous wine, so jammy that all my teeth lit up at once." - Anthony Burgess

"But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!" - Richard Simmons

"Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else." - Bill Vaughan

"Cheats, liars and criminals may resist every blandishment while respectable gentlemen have been moved to appalling treasons by watery cabbage in a departmental canteen." - John Le Carre

"The question of common sense is always: 'what is it good for?' - a question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage." - James Russell Lowell

"I was put off by people at school - my cabbage wasn't as good as other people's, you know, so that put me off." - Roger Mcgough

"Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?" - Lewis Carroll

"There is nothing like soup. It is by nature eccentric: no two are ever alike, unless of course you get your soup in a can." - Laurie Colwin

"It is part of the novelist's convention not to mention soup and salmon and ducklings, as if soup and salmon and ducklings were of no importance..." - Virginia Woolf

"Why should the Marquis de Cussy wage war on soup? I cannot understand a dinner without it. I hold soup to be the well beloved of the stomach." - Marie-Antoine Careme

"I'm sick of Soup of the Day, it's time we made a decision. I wanna know what the fuck 'Soup From Now On' is." - Mitch Hedberg

"I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is." - Mitch Hedberg

"I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."" - Frank Carson

"Many people don't know our famous 'soup kitchen' episode on Seinfeld was inspired by an actual soup restaurant off 8th Avenue in New York." - Jason Alexander

"ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial." - Ambrose Bierce

"There are some optimists who search eagerly for the skunk cabbage which in February sometimes pushes itself up through the ice, and who call it a sign of spring. I wish that I could feel that way about it, but I do not. The truth of the matter, to me, is simply that skunk cabbage blooms in the winter time." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"The cabbage surpasses all other vegetables. If, at a banquet, you wish to dine a lot and enjoy your dinner, then eat as much cabbage as you wish, seasoned with vinegar, before dinner, and likewise after dinner eat some half-dozen leaves. It will make you feel as if you had not eaten, and you can drink as much as you like." - Cato the Younger

"I love it when a man cooks; it's one of those points that makes me adore a guy. I think it's so romantic and I feel cared for when a man cooks. As long as it's good. I wouldn't let a man cook cabbage, though, because I'm pretty sure men can't cook cabbage." - Olga Kurylenko

"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" - Jerry Seinfeld

"From all these trees, in the salads, the soup, everywhere, cherry blossoms fall." - Matsuo Basho

"He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup." - Wilson Mizner

"[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!" - Beatrice Lillie

"Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said" - James Patterson

"There's only one rule in photography - never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup." - Freeman Patterson

"I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup." - Thom Yorke

"The best way to know what's in the soup, is to boil yourself in it." - Richard Preston

"To feel safe and warm on a cold wet night, all you really need is soup." - Laurie Colwin

"To make war upon rebellion is messy and slow, like eating soup with a knife." - T E Lawrence

"Soup dumplings, sitcoms, one-night stands-good ones leave you wanting more." - Eddie Huang

"Conflict is the alchemical soup that transforms raw emotion and instinct into pure gold." - Harville Hendrix

"Memory overshadows the present and dims the future "into something thicker than its usual pea soup."" - Vladimir Nabokov

"But after all, the villains are the salt in the soup of a story." - Cornelia Funke

"Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal." - Jay Leno

"The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it." - William Collier

"Some dish more sharply spiced than this Milk-soup men call domestic bliss." - Coventry Patmore

"A first rate soup is better than a second rate painting." - Abraham Maslow

"Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?" - Mary Norris

"I think she ate a salad and some soup. And loneliness. She ate that, too." - Markus Zusak

"Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant-better left unstirred." - P G Wodehouse

"Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Let all of us who shared the prison soup meet again in better times!" - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot." - George Burns

"Shakin' like a bowl of soup and make your body loop-de-loop." - Sam Cooke

"You don't give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen." - Dan Harmon

"A soup so thick you could shake its hand and stroll with it before dinner." - Robert Crawford

"But I always felt that I'd rather be provincial hot-tamale than soup without seasoning." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake." - Elsie de Wolfe

"Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals." - Jack Handey

"Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like." - Cassandra Clare

"Real soup is to the body what peace is to the soul." - Isabel Allende

"Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?" - Mort Sahl

"I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?" - Jerry Seinfeld

"You do' give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen." - Dan Harmon

"The modern day soup line is a check in the mail." - David I. Rozenberg

"He who once burns his mouth on the hot soup, blows even the buttermilk." - Hazrat Inayat Khan

"Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal." - Jay Leno

"Soup is liquid comfort." - Anonymous

"Making war or rebellion is messy, like eating soup off a knife." - Edward Thomas

"None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick." - Robert D. Putnam

"Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news." - Stephen Colbert

"The sign said 'The Green Turtle, Chelonia myadas, is the source of turtle soup....' I am the source of William G. soup if it comes to that. Everyone is the source of his or her kind of soup. In a town as big as London, that's a lot of soup walking around." - Russell Hoban

"King Ink feels like a bug, Swimming in a soup-bowl." - Nick Cave

"Any coach needs talent. You start with talent. Without talent, we're all in the soup." - Red Auerbach

"Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice" - Maurice Sendak

"I never feel more useful than when I'm making my kids a bowl of soup." - Marylouise Parker

"That's one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot." - Chrissy Teigen

"When you have a good stock, you can make a good soup." - Martin Yan

"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup." - Ludwig Van Beethoven

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." - Brendan Behan

"Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup." - Bennett Cerf

"We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup." - Joan Greenwood

"Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet." - Sonya Levien

"A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting." - Abraham Maslow

"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?" - Elayne Boosler

"The watering of a garden requires as much judgement as the seasoning of a soup." - Helena Rutherfurd Ely

"When I was having that alphabet soup, I never thought that it would pay off." - Vanna White

"Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them." - P G Wodehouse

"As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week." - Jack Canfield

"You don't give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen." - Dan Harmon

"You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup." - Ben Okri

"He who has plenty of pepper will pepper his cabbage." - Publilius Syrus

"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie." - Si Robertson

"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain

"A slight answer to an intricate and useless question, is a fit cover to such a dish, - a cabbage-leaf is good enough to cover a dish of mushrooms." - Jeremy Taylor

"I got a Cabbage Patch doll from my mom when they were impossible to get. She later told me that she had to buy it off the black market. That was the best!" - Jessica Capshaw

"Well, I suppose I won't see you for a while. So farewell, good luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat ear wax, and look on the bright side of life!" - Christopher Paolini

"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray." - Anonymous

"In the first place, lawyers better remember they are human beings, and a human being who hasn't his periods of doubts and distresses and disappointments must be a cabbage, not a human being. That is number one." - Felix Frankfurter

"We live in a culture that has, for centuries now, cultivated the idea that the skeptical person is always smarter than one who believes. You can almost be as stupid as a cabbage as long as you doubt." - Dallas Willard

"If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste." - Jonathan Swift

"His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap" - Irving Stone

"I've been patient with everything - management, coaches, players - but I want to play. I think I took my time eating my soup, the soup is gone. Now it's time for the main course. The appetizers, throw them out the window." - Charles Oakley

"Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start." - L J Smith

"I think you can have a science of the taste of chicken soup, or the taste of Chateau Latour. My point is only that knowing this science alone will not tell you what chicken soup or Chateau Latour tastes like." - Tim Crane

"Not to say that the wildlings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them onion soup. What's a god compared to a nice bowl of onion soup?" - George R R Martin

"A soup like this is not the work of one man. It is the result of a constantly refined tradition. There are nearly a thousand years of history in this soup." - Willa Cather

"Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm." - Charlie Day



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