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"Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves." - Bill Shankly

"It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years." - Robert Orben

"On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I'm going to tow my wife across the bathtub." - Jack Lalanne

"Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!" - Jerry Lawler

"The birthday of a new world is at hand." - Thomas Paine

"Just short of my 40th birthday, I told my wife, Beth, I was going to build us a little weekend place in...well, in the uh, Southern Hemisphere. The deep Southern Hemisphere, actually. New Zealand, maybe. Or Argentina. Possibly Chile. She suggested medication." - Patrick Symmes

"Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Saviour?" - John Quincy Adams

"Your birthday has come round again so we send this card to say, happy birthday nephew dear lots of love are sent your way." - Susan Smith

"As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday" - John Walter Bratton

"Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future." - Aesop

"Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year." - Alexander Pope

"Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday." - Jodi Picoult

"Purim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude , the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty." - I. L. Peretz

"Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me." - Christina Rossetti

"On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday." - Ralph Kiner

"From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye." - William Butler Yeats

"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity." - Seneca the Younger

"This day, which thou fearest as thy last, is the birthday of eternity." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday" - Rob Jackson

"You, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you." - Lee Iacocca

"You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo" - Dana Rosemary Scallon

"I consider the decision of my colleagues and friends to be the best birthday present." - Vladimir Putin

"I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young." - Ryan O'Neal

"My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs." - Mitt Romney

"Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt" - Marilyn Monroe

"That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity." - Seneca the Younger

"Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal." - Aziz Ansari

"It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all." - Cormac Mccarthy

"It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend." - Andrew McMahon

"Why is it that, next to the birthday of the Savior of the world, your most joyous and most venerated festival returns on this day (the 4th of July)? Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior?." - John Quincy Adams

"This card is sent today to wish to you, a very happy birthday and lots of love too." - Susan Smith

"If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness." - Aberjhani

"If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people." - Anthony

"Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day." - Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan

"Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?" - John Walter Bratton

"My birthday began with the water - Birds and the birds of the winged trees flying my name." - Dylan Thomas

"You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday." - Jeff Foxworthy

"Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it's true. I read it on Wikipedia." - Craig Ferguson

"I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." - Ron Ben-Israel

"At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!" - Abraham Lincoln

"All I want for my birthday is another birthday." - Ian Dury

"Death smells like birthday cake." - Maggie Stiefvater

"It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"... wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity." - Francis Bacon

"Obedience is the mother of success, the wife of safety." - Aeschylus

"If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!" - Ellen Degeneres

"Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife." - Charles Churchill

"The wife is the key of the house." - George Herbert

"Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife." - Mike Royer

"Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!" - Bill Burr

"I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely." - Alan Titchmarsh

"The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction." - Juvenal

"Will you do me the honor of being my wife?" - Cassandra Clare

"I think that every man is afraid of his wife." - Christopher Buckley

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest." - Erma Bombeck

"Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!" - Georgette Heyer

"A fishmonger's wife may feed of a conger; but a serving-man's wife may starve for hunger." - Anonymous

"First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife." - Jay Mohr

"Happy Birthday to you hope your day is full of fun, and a day of laughter until the setting of the sun." - Susan Smith

"If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed." - E. Jean Carroll

"But you are not under a system similar to that by which the Jews were obliged to pay tithes to the priests. If there were any such rule laid down in the Gospel, it would destroy the beauty of spontaneous giving and take away all the bloom from the fruit of your liberality! There is no law to tell me what I should give my father on his birthday. There is no rule laid down in any law book to decide what present a husband should give to his wife, nor what token of affection we should bestow upon others whom we love. No, the gift must be a free one, or it has lost all its sweetness." - Charles Spurgeon

"Every birthday, you decide whether to mark it the end of your greatest days or the beginning of your finest hour." - Oprah Winfrey

"When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"A birthday:- and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife - A thoughtful day from dawn to close: The middle day of human life." - Jean Ingelow

"A person's birthday should be a special day, a wonderful day, a day of pure celebration for the luck of being born!" - Elise Broach

"It was, at last, real life, with my heart safe and condemned to die of happy love in the joyful agony of any day after my hundredth birthday." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had!" - Julie McGregor

"A birthday:-and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife- A thoughtful day from dawn to close: The middle day of human life." - Jean Ingelow

"Four hundred thousand South Africans are dying of AIDS every year. This makes the war on Iraq look like a birthday party." - Jeremy Cronin

"Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something." - David Bowie

"Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through." - Angela Carter

"Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago," has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday." - Jerome K Jerome

"Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall." - David Letterman

"We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff." - Chastity Bono

"I spent my 16th birthday high as a kite, jumping out of a tree topless in my local park just because it felt amazing hitting the ground." - Florence Welch

"Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK." - Steven Wright

"Its a wonderful special day, because its all about you, a day full of cards and wishes, to celebrate your birthday through." - Susan Smith

"When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way." - A A Milne

"Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor." - Isaac Watts

"There should be a stated day for commemorating the birthday of our Savior, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected." - Samuel Johnson

"We send these birthday wishes for your special day, one that brings a world of love and joy and happiness your way." - Susan Smith

"Happy birthday coz, you are the very best, I send this card, with lots and lots, of hugs, kisses and love" - Susan Smith

"Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'" - Bob Hope

"This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she" - John Walter Bratton

"I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think." - Dave Attell

"If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?" - Dana Gould

"Why is Earth Day, today, also Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? Or does it signal the true intent of the national and worldwide environmental movement?" - Alan Caruba

"How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday!" - T. B. Joshua

"Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he put in my stockings the gift of two miraculous legs? We thank people for birthday presents of cigars and slippers. Can I thank no one for the birthday present of birth?" - Gilbert K Chesterton

"For a fact, the Christians stole Christmas. We don't mind sharing it with them, but we don't like this pretense of theirs that it is the birthday of Jesus. It is the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun-Dies Natalis Invicti Solis. Christmas is a relic of sun worship." - Anne Nicol Gaylor

"I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it." - Willie Geist

"Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!" - Rick Riordan

"For my birthday, buy me a politician!" - Ice Cube

"hope your birthday is hot hot hot" - Jeff Kinney

"Let every birthday be a festival, a time when the gladness of the house finds expression in flowers, in gifts, in a little fete. Never should a birthday be passed over without note, or as if it were a common day, never should it cease to be a garlanded milestone in the road of life." - Margaret Elizabeth Sangster

"Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It's something you appreciate more and more as you get older." - Alex James

"John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him a happy birthday. He is going to be 80 on Monday and I want to give him the best birthday present ever, the gift of retirement." - Kelli Ward

"Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me Am I cam o'er the braes of Balloch." - Anne Grant Of Carron

"...the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi" - Virchand Gandhi

"A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life." - Woody Allen

"The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the Head of the Church. And the wife is there to bless and support and help him." - Elisabeth Elliot

"I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife." - Tommy Lasorda

"The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband." - D H Lawrence

"A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted." - R. K. Milholland

"Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife." - Buck Henry

"I believe that because I had obtained a wife who was made up of wife-signs (beauty, charm, softness, perfume, cookery) I had found love." - Donald Barthelme

"Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released." - Chris Rock

"I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me." - Nicolas Cage

"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference." - Groucho Marx

"When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought"." - Robert Menzies

"The soul's a sort of sentimental wife, That prays and whimpers of the higher life." - Richard Le Gallienne

"A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings." - Eugene Delacroix

"Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife." - Milton Berle

"I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow." - Heber C. Kimball

"One of the best moments is right here (during History Tour in Copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). Right here. It's right in the middle of the show and it's my birthday and I'm thousands of miles away from my family. When they surprised me with the full marching band and then they brought out this huge, beautiful birthday cake.. I realized that I've got family all over the world. Everywhere I go, because my fans really show me the love and I love them just as much." - Michael Jackson

"One of the best moments is right here (during History Tour in Copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). Right here. It's right in the middle of the show and it's my birthday and I'm thousands of miles away from my family. When they surprised me with the full marching band and then they brought out this huge, beautiful birthday cake.. I realized that I"ve got family all over the world. Everywhere I go, because my fans really show me the love and I love them just as much." - Michael Jackson

"Is it not that in the chain of human events, the birthday of a nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior? That it forms a leading event in the progress of the Gospel dispensation? Is it not that the Declaration of Independence first organized the social compact on the foundation of the Redeemer's mission upon earth? That it laid the cornerstone of human government upon the first precepts of Christianity?" - John Quincy Adams

"Is it not that in the chain of human events, the birthday of a nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior? That it forms a leading event in the progress of the Gospel dispensation? Is it not that the Declaration of Independence first organized the social compact on the foundation of the Redeemer's mission upon earth? That it laid the cornerstone of human government upon the first precepts of Christianity?" - John Quincy Adams

"Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday" - Sathya Sai Baba

"Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl." - Chris Hardwick

"A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire." - Jean Giraudoux

"Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses." - Hector Hugh Munro

"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell

"The second duty of the wife is constant obedience and subjection." - John Dod

"In 1956 I was granted the biggest reward of my career: my wife, Josee Jongen." - Bobbejaan Schoepen

"My wife likes the hockey smell because its the smell of a warrior." - David Walton

"Happy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body" - William Gouge

"Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off." - Patricia A Woertz

"What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife?" - Anthony Trollope

"Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times." - Natalie Dormer

"The last thing a man becomes progressive about is the activities of his own wife." - Crystal Eastman

"A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon." - Thomas Moore

"My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies." - Boris Karloff

"You aren't a true husband/man until you've done the work of a wife/women" - Leon Uris

"Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife." - Richard Armour

"Some men are self-made, but most are the revised work of a wife and children." - Joyce Brothers

"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures..." - Stephen King

"She is a wife who is the soul of her husband." - Hitopadesa

"A man stays in touch with society by means of a wife." - Michael Lipsey

"One word can charm all wrongs away, - The sacred name of Wife." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A wife is a gift bestowed upon man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"The world well tried - the sweetest thing in life Is the unclouded welcome of a wife." - Nathaniel Parker Willis

"And all the carnal beauty of my wife Is but skin-deep." - Thomas Overbury

"All other goods by fortune's hand are given, A wife is the peculiar gift of heaven." - Alexander Pope

"It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife." - Charles Barkley

"My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands." - Stephen Curry

"The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law." - John Grisham

"For most men, a stepford wife would bore them to tears after a couple of weeks" - Na'ima B. Robert



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