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"I'm bad at golf." - Seth Macfarlane

"Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf." - Babe Didrikson Zaharias

"I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf." - David Duval

"I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf." - Padraig Harrington

"What I like about golf is there are no bad calls." - Ivan Lendl

"Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic." - Anonymous

"Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic." - Earl Wilson

"A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world." - Harry Vardon

"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?" - John Goodman

"He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie." - Mickey Mantle

"I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf." - Darrell Royal

"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police." - Robert Stack

"Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots." - Ben Hogan

"That's one of the things you get when you're playing golf. You get bad backs, bad necks." - Tom Watson

"Bad beginnings, bad endings." - Livy

"Sometimes bad is bad." - Huey Lewis

"One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good." - George Archer

"It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it." - Jack Nicklaus

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." - Lee Trevino

"Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots." - Nick Faldo

"US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!" - Bob Hope

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." - Miller Barber

"Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad." - A A Milne

"I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game." - Tiger Woods

"Bad beliefs make bad behavior." - Warren Akin Candler

"In tennis you move a lot. Golf you dont. In tennis, you can have a bad half-hour, but you cant in golf. You can lose the first set in tennis and still win." - Ivan Lendl

"In tennis you move a lot. Golf you don't. In tennis, you can have a bad half-hour, but you can't in golf. You can lose the first set in tennis and still win." - Ivan Lendl

"Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game." - Phil Blackmar

"Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots?" - Bobby Jones

"I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better." - Notah Begay III

"It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot." - Nubar Gulbenkian

"Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad." - Robin Williams

"Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship." - Patrick Campbell, 3rd Baron Glenavy

"I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training." - Joanne Harris

"Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." - Bobby Jones

"I don't apologize for my clothes. There are a lot of bad dressers in golf, and I don't think I'm one of them. There are a lot of bad dressers in every business." - Sergio Garcia

"Bad husbands will make bad wives." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"A bad ending follows a bad beginning." - Euripides

"I'm bad at rationalisation - very bad." - Erin Oconnor

"There are three types of golf: golf, tournament golf and Major championship golf." - Grantland Rice

"Earth ... God's golf ball." - Don Van Vliet

"I play golf - badly." - J A Jance

"I loved junior golf." - Nancy Lopez

"Golf is not easy." - Yani Tseng

"Golf is me." - Tiger Woods

"I'm a golf nut!" - Rob Paulsen

"Bad news travels fast." - Proverbs

"Bad news flies fast." - Anne Bronte

"Only from bad books." - Peter Greenaway

"Good anecdote-bad reality." - Carrie Fisher

"Believe me: The day [Barack] Obama goes off, and he leaves, and goes out to the golf course for the rest of his life to play golf, when they raise interest rates, you're going to see some very bad things happen, because the Fed is not doing their job. The Fed is being more political than Secretary [Hillary] Clinton." - Donald Trump

"It's an individual sport (golf), so it's the exact opposite of baseball. If you hit a bad shot, you can't say, 'Well, this happened.' It's just you. It's your shot. You can't point the finger at anybody but yourself." - Albert Belle

"I try not to get too emotional, whether it's going really well or going really bad, i always try to stay even keel - which is great for golf, but it isn't always great for life." - Dustin Johnson

"If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better." - Al Geiberger

"It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested." - Charles Barkley

"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods." - Jeff Foxworthy

"I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. You're going to hit bad shots, you're going to be in bad spots, and each course, when you learn it, you learn where not to go." - Tiger Woods

"I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me." - Hal Holbrook

"I don't golf. I've never golfed. I will never golf." - Malcolm Gladwell

"Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf." - Gary Player

"Golf is typical capitalist luncay." - George Bernard Shaw

"Golf is the Great Mystery." - P G Wodehouse

"Agriculture is the new golf" - Ed Mcmahon

"Golf is a mental disorder." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

"Golf is you against yourself." - Jack Nicklaus

"My parents didn't play golf." - Amy Alcott

"I still don't get golf." - Lance Armstrong

"Confidence is king in golf." - Jason Dufner

"Golf course design is exciting." - Tom Kite

"Golf and dating don't mix." - Larry David

"Tiger's a horrible golf teacher." - Stuart Scott

"Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages." - Frank Pittman

"Bad words don't exist, but words with bad intentions behind." - Roberto Fontanarrosa

"Good talent with bad attitude equals bad talent," - Bill Walsh

"Alas, for the effects of bad tea and bad temper!" - Emily Bronte

"When the money goes bad, everything else goes bad." - Bernard von NotHaus

"They really are bad shots." - Charles De Gaulle

"He needed a woman. Bad." - Linda Howard

"Hunger never saw bad bread." - Benjamin Franklin

"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain

"Shiny, let's be bad guys!" - Joss Whedon

"Knock your bad self out." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Hard cases make bad law." - Proverbs

"Information is bad for knowledge." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"All middle men are bad." - Syd Barrett

"Good riddance to bad rubbish." - Rodman Philbrick

"Hurried business is bad business." - Patrick deWitt

"I have very bad posture." - Kurt Cobain

"Man is a bad animal...." - Brion Gysin

"Bad company corrupts good character." - Menander

"Atheism thrives on bad religion." - Os Guinness

"alone, adj. In bad company." - Ambrose Bierce

"I'm used to bad reviews." - Roger Moore

"I have no bad conscience." - Alois Brunner

"Anger is a bad counselor." - Proverbs

"I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!" - John Green

"A bad cause will ever be supported by bad means and bad men." - Thomas Paine

"Every day you gotta bring it and you gotta perform. If you have one big bad hole and just hit a couple of bad shots at the wrong time, pretty much wrecks the whole day and most cases your whole week. So that's the hard thing about golf." - Mark Calcavecchia

"Yet we didn't fix anything. Our roads are bad, our bridges are bad, our tunnels are bad, our schools are bad, our hospitals are bad." - Donald Trump

"I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf." - Natalie Portman

"Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it." - Ernie Banks

"Golf always makes me so damned angry." - George V

"The earth is God?s golf ball." - Don Van Vliet

"Golf is tougher than my first wife." - Ken Green

"The 'enemy' in golf is tension." - Bobby Jones

"Good golf begins with a good grip." - Ben Hogan

"Golf is the pursuit of the infinite." - James Murray

"You can't lose an old golf ball." - John A. Willis

"Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards." - Milton Berle

"The earth is God's golf ball." - Don Van Vliet

"Golf is hockey at the halt." - Arthur Marshall

"Born to golf. Forced to work." - Anonymous

"Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it" - Ernie Banks

"All is fair in love and golf." - Proverbs

"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain

"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated." - Arnold Palmer

"I know bugger all about golf." - Charlotte Church

"I can't even pretend to play golf." - Alan Arkin

"Golf is a puzzle without an answer." - Gary Player

"Few learn golf in a lifetime." - Grantland Rice

"Golf is a better game played downhill." - Jack Nicklaus

"I played golf all over Detroit." - Smokey Robinson

"I've played golf with three U.S presidents." - Lee Trevino

"I want to keep playing good golf." - Bubba Watson

"Golf, like measles, should be caught young." - P G Wodehouse

"Golf is played with the arms." - Sam Snead

"I play golf because it's fun." - Bubba Watson

"I don't play golf for fame." - Bubba Watson

"My manager always preaches golf comes first." - Bubba Watson

"Golf is my boyfriend right now." - Karrie Webb

"Golf was never a religion to me." - Dan Jenkins

"I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf." - Tiger Woods

"It's cool now to play golf." - Tiger Woods

"Golf is evolving, every day, every shot." - Tiger Woods

"You'd think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I've had broken bones that didn't hurt as bad." - Evel Knievel

"Obviously my game wasn't too good at Augusta, I had a couple of technical faults, the posture wasn't too good. It's a bit unfortunate because I was playing a lot of good golf, but when I got sick (flu) before The Masters, that was bad timing and I wasn't quite myself." - Ernie Els

"As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds of hours around the greens at Cape Fear Valley, the course my dad owned, hitting every shot I could think of - the one-hop-and-release, the chip that lands dead, the explosion from a bad lie." - Ray Floyd

"Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine." - Lee Trevino

"You have to be optimistic about golf. I mean it's physically demanding, particularly if you're on one leg. But it's psychologically demanding regardless of your physical infirmities. I mean, it's a tough sport. You've got to be disciplined and optimistic. And if you have a bad hole, you've got to be optimistic that you'll do well on the next hole." - George W Bush

"I enjoy that atmosphere, because you play golf all the time but you don't get to play in front of this many people and feel the energy of the crowd.You hit a bad shot, they boo; you hit a good shot, they cheer you. It's awesome. So I love it." - Stephen Curry

"But I think a life of raising prize cattle, going shooting two or three times a year, fishing in the summer, and interspersing the whole thing with some golf and bridge - and whenever I felt like talking or writing, doing it with abandon and with no sense of responsibility whatsoever - maybe such a life wouldn't be so bad." - Dwight D Eisenhower

"My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work." - Jason Aldean

"As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds of hours around the greens at Cape Fear Valley, the course my dad owned, hitting every shot I could think of - the one-hop-and-release, the chip that lands dead, the explosion from a bad lie." - Raymond Floyd

"I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've done that, and I really hate to see it. If I did something like that, my dad would come get the putter and hit me upside the head with it. I knew better." - Lucas Black

"You go through slumps in this game, and you just have to work through them. You're going to miss putts out on an LPGA tour and have bad rounds. You just have to think to yourself that you always have tomorrow, and you're lucky enough to be out here just playing golf for a living." - Lexi Thompson

"The whole secret to mastering the game of golf - and this applies to the beginner as well as the pro - is to cultivate a mental approach to the game that will enable you to shrug off the bad days, keep patient and know in your heart that sooner or later you will be back on top." - Arnold Palmer

"I don't believe in luck. Not in golf, anyway. There are good bounces and bad bounces, sure, but the ball is round and so is the hole. If you find yourself in a position where you hope for luck to pull you through, you're in serious trouble." - Jack Nicklaus

"You'd think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once, and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I've had broken bones that didn't hurt as bad." - Evel Knievel

"A preacher who doesn't believe he's that bad will attract people who don't think they're that bad. And that's bad." - Tullian Tchividjian

"Really, how bad is eating a piece of cake? Being bad is murdering someone. That's bad. Don't do that." - Sarah Michelle Gellar



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