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Bad Eggs Quotes


"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas." - Jack Handey

"A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet." - C S Lewis

"Good moods're as fragile as eggs...Bad moods're as fragile as bricks." - David Mitchell

"Socialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs" - Margaret Thatcher

"Good moods"re as fragile as eggs...Bad moods"re as fragile as bricks." - David Mitchell

"No clever arrangement of bad eggs ever made a good omelet." - C S Lewis

"You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette." - Stephen Colbert

"As with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad." - Fuller Albright

"I have done conferences explaining that cloud is a bad idea. It's putting all your eggs in one basket." - Michael Demon Calce

"Sometimes bad is bad." - Huey Lewis

"What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you. Dairy is bad for you. Forget the ads: Milk and eggs are bad for you." - Roger Ebert

"There can be no good character in civil government if there is none in the people. You cannot make a good omelet with bad eggs." - R.J. Rushdoony

"Yesterday's news feeds our fear that our neighbours are more likely than not to be bad eggs: benefit fraudsters, bogus asylum seekers, paedophiles or jihadist terrorists." - Julian Baggini

"You can't unscramble eggs." - J P Morgan

"Eggs cannot be unscrambled." - Proverbs

"Discrimination is a bad bad bad thing." - Emily Saliers

"It's bad. It's damned bad." - Abraham Lincoln

"What is a bad thing anyway? A bad thing is something that is different than what I want. Who gets to decide what the bad thing is? Jerry and Esther watched the mother bird lay her eggs in the nest, and then the neighbor's cat ate the baby bird. Esther said "bad cat!" And the cat said, "good bird!" - Esther Hicks

"I can eat fifty eggs." - Paul Newman

"Fat hens lay few eggs." - Proverbs

"When you consider the many ways in which people have to make a living every day when they wake up, I figure that eating 20 eggs isn't that bad." - Casey Affleck

"I'm a bad Jew, a bad Russian, a bad everything." - Joseph Brodsky

"I never have a bad night, bad day, bad moment." - Nina Hagen

"Bad moments don't make bad mommas." - Lysa TerKeurst

"Bad husbands will make bad wives." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"Things don't happen because they're bad or good, else all eggs would be addled or none at all, and at the most it is but six to the dozen. There's good chances and bad chances, and nobody's luck is pulled only by one string." - George Eliot

"It is bad enough to be bad, but to be bad in bad taste is unpardonable." - Agnes Repplier

"I'm blonde and bad." - Ivana Milicevic

"My memory's bad!" - Jeremy Sumpter

"I'm bad at baking." - Heidi Klum

"Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president." - Wylie Dufresne

"Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs." - Mark Twain

"Don't put eggs under dead chickens." - Howard G. Hendricks

"Two eggs do not an omelette make" - Brooke Shields

"Death laid its eggs in the wound" - Federico Garcia Lorca

"Im as country as a dozen eggs." - Elvin Bishop

"Books are like eggs - best when fresh." - Edward Abbey

"Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs." - Ron Atkinson

"Some people eat eggs, I wear them." - John Major

"My crotch is like scrambled eggs" - A J Mclean

"No doves come from ravens" eggs" - Hannah Kent

"No doves come from ravens' eggs" - Hannah Kent

"Eggs and oaths are easily broken." - Proverbs

"Going as if he trod upon eggs." - Robert Burton

"Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs." - Mark Twain

"Omelets are not made without breaking eggs." - Maximilien Robespierre

"I cook some damn good eggs!" - Kevin Durand

"I love eggs fried over medium." - Slick Rick

"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham." - Groucho Marx

"The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already." - Charles Spurgeon

"I like eggs. My favorite way of cooking eggs is old school French." - David Chang

"Diversification is something that stock brokers came up with to protect themselves, so they wouldn't get sued for making bad investment choices for clients. Henry Ford never diversified, Bill Gates didn't diversify. The way to get rich is to put your eggs in one basket, but watch that basket very carefully. And make sure you have the right basket." - Jim Rogers

"Most humans think the appearance of quiet is quiet. They do not see that sometimes the enemy is as quiet as the serpent. Only when it has stolen all of their eggs will they know bad walks in the quiet as well as the noisy." - Tamora Pierce

"Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you have' been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It's a ripe, gassy odour, like rotting eggs and meat gone bad, crawling blind with maggots. It's road kill and decayed food and body odour all rolled into one package and tied up with puke." - Lilith Saintcrow

"Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven't been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It's a ripe, gassy odour, like rotting eggs and meat gone bad, crawling blind with maggots. It's road kill and decayed food and body odour all rolled into one package and tied up with puke." - Lilith Saintcrow

"Qhuinn's eyes shifted away from his buddy-and just happened to measure the distance down to the stone patio below. Hmm . . . doing a swan dive onto all that slate might just get the images of those two out of his head... of course, it would also turn his brain into scrambled eggs, but really, was that such a bad thing?" - J.R. Ward

"Annabeth looked at me. " We have to get out of here." " You think I want to be in the girls' restroom?" " I mean the ship, Percy! We have to get off the ship." " Smells bad," Tyson agreed. " And dogs eat all the eggs. Annabeth is right. We must leave the restroom and the ship." - Rick Riordan

"It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad." - C S Lewis

"Bad taste is a species of bad morals." - Christian Nestell Bovee

"Bad decisions made with good intentions, are still bad decisions." - James C Collins

"There are no bad foods, only bad food habits." - Alton Brown

"Bad words don't exist, but words with bad intentions behind." - Roberto Fontanarrosa

"Good talent with bad attitude equals bad talent," - Bill Walsh

"There are no bad regiments, there are only bad officers." - William Slim, 1st Viscount Slim

"Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus)" - Anacharsis Cloots

"Good and bad, what's good and bad? I don't know." - Nicolas Winding Refn

"There are more bad musicians than there is bad music." - Isaac Stern

"Bad shooters are always open" - Pete Carril

"They really are bad shots." - Charles De Gaulle

"Great spenders are bad lenders." - Benjamin Franklin

"Every family has bad memories." - Mario Puzo

"He needed a woman. Bad." - Linda Howard

"Hunger never saw bad bread." - Benjamin Franklin

"Bad gains are true losses." - Benjamin Franklin

"Fish recognize a bad leader." - Conan O'Brien

"Bad guys need love too." - Denzel Washington

"Information is bad for knowledge." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"All middle men are bad." - Syd Barrett

"Good riddance to bad rubbish." - Rodman Philbrick

"Man is a bad animal...." - Brion Gysin

"Bad company corrupts good character." - Menander

"Atheism thrives on bad religion." - Os Guinness

"Something will break very bad." - Marc Faber

"A jester, a bad character." - Blaise Pascal

"My English is very bad." - Vladimir Putin

"I'm a very bad baker." - Eric Ripert

"Sanctions are a bad idea." - Mohamed Elbaradei

"Bad shopping habits die hard." - Tori Spelling

"Good people can do bad things, make bad decisions. It doesn't make them bad people." - Sonia

"Bad books engender bad habits, but bad habits engender good books." - Rene Descartes

"Everyone performs bad actions... A bad person is someone who does not lament his bad actions." - Jonathan Safran Foer

"But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry." - Christian Lacroix

"You're sure that we'll find someone suitable here? Sure as eggs is eggs, replied Sneezer. Surer even, eggs not always being what one might expect." - Garth Nix

"Yet we didn't fix anything. Our roads are bad, our bridges are bad, our tunnels are bad, our schools are bad, our hospitals are bad." - Donald Trump

"Do not put all your eggs in one basket." - Warren Buffett

"I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs." - Armando Iannucci

"I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast." - Elizabeth II

"One knows in France 685 different ways of preparing eggs." - Alexandre Balthazar Laurent Grimod de La Reyniere

"To make an omelet you must first break some eggs." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." - Miguel De Cervantes

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs." - Joseph Stalin

"I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose?" - Todd Rundgren

"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs." - Maximilien Robespierre

"Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not." - Erma Bombeck

"I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs." - Greg Behrendt

"Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them." - Bobby Robson

"There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." - Proverbs

"You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs." - Proverbs

"In a broken nest there are few whole eggs." - Proverbs

"Truth and eggs are useful only while they are fresh." - Austin O'Malley

"Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs." - Harlan Tarbell

"If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette." - Anthony Eden

"I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast." - Queen Elizabeth II

"History is an omlette. THe eggs are already broken." - Orson Scott Card

"Our nest eggs, no matter how small, are safe." - Nick Clooney

"I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs." - Simon Kinberg

"It will be seen in the frying of the eggs." - Miguel De Cervantes

"I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty." - David Letterman

"I love eggs. When it's the season of truffles, scrambled eggs with truffles, and I'm happy. I'm smiling like that." - Eric Ripert

"Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs." - Nora Roberts

"I think of bad news as a huge bird, with the wings of a crow and the face of my Grade Four school teacher, sparse bun, rancid teeth, wrinkly frown, pursed mouth and all, sailing around the world under cover of darkness pleased to be the bearer of ill tidings, carrying a basket of rotten eggs, and knowing- as the sun comes up- exactly where to drop them. On me, for one." - Margaret Atwood

"The adult May fly lives only a few hours, just long enough to mate. He has neither mouth nor stomach, but needs neither since he does not live long enough to need to eat. The eggs the May fly leaves hatch after the parent has died. What is it all about. What's the point? There is no point. That's just the way it is. It is neither good nor bad. Life is mainly simply inevitable. (41)" - Sheldon B. Kopp

"A preacher who doesn't believe he's that bad will attract people who don't think they're that bad. And that's bad." - Tullian Tchividjian

"The bad guys are not typical; they are not just bad, they are interesting. They might be good or bad." - Jan De Bont

"We think abortion is a bad thing." - Kate Michelman

"I played my age. Not bad." - Ron Francis

"Even bad men love their mamas." - Russell Crowe

"The real genres: good and bad." - Franz Grillparzer

"Different isn't bad, it's just different." - Lauren Potter

"Bad poets imitate, good poets steal." - T S Eliot

"Anticipation is a bad sleeping draught." - Letitia Elizabeth Landon

"Good words are better than bad strokes." - William Shakespeare

"Make good use of bad rubbish." - Elisabeth Beresford

"It gave dirty politics a bad name." - Bob Hope

"Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas." - Isaac

"Bad spellers of the world untie!" - Adam Savage

"Even true believers had consciences, Too bad." - Tom Clancy

"Good music always defeats bad luck" - Jack Vance

"bitter is a bad way to live!" - Margaret Haddix

"Hey ma, your bad boy did good!" - Rocky Graziano

"Self knowledge is always bad news." - John Barth

"No Such Thing as Bad Results" - Thomas A Edison

"Pardoning the Bad, is injuring the Good." - Benjamin Franklin

"The fear's as bad as falling." - William Shakespeare

"Idleness only leads to bad deeds" - Magnus Stenbock

"Nobody likes the bringer of bad news." - Sophocles

"A bad forgery's the ultimate insult." - John Grant

"The bad guys have all the fun!" - Richard Armitage



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