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"Computers are not good or bad; they are powerful." - Sherry Turkle

"I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email." - Marjane Satrapi

"Im going to get myself one of those, um, movable computers - what do you call them... ? Laptops! I am bad. I still call my radio a wireless." - Katherine Parkinson

"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson

"I'm going to get myself one of those, um, movable computers - what do you call them... ? Laptops! I am bad. I still call my radio a wireless." - Katherine Parkinson

"Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?" - Tracey Ullman

"Bad beliefs make bad behavior." - Warren Akin Candler

"It's bad. It's damned bad." - Abraham Lincoln

"Computers are stupid." - Pablo Picasso

"Computers make people stupid." - David Gelernter

"Until computers and robots make quantum advances, they basically remain adding machines: capable only of doing things in which all the variables are controlled and predictable. Robots are bad at pattern recognition and certainly at common sense. That's why computers can beat humans in chess but can't have even a basic conversation with a six-year-old." - Michio Kaku

"Bad thoughts quickly ripen into bad actions." - Beilby Porteus

"Bad husbands will make bad wives." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"What encryption lets us do is say, "Yes, the Internet is insecure." Bad guys are able to compromise computers everywhere, but we're able to tolerate that because if they do intercept our messages, they can't do any harm with it." - Matt Blaze

"Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better." - Marc Andreessen

"Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better." - Marc Andreessen

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Edward Shepherd Mead

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Shepherd Mead

"Computers aren't magic; teachers are." - Craig R. Barrett

"Today's meters are little computers." - Ros Hubbard

"Computers are' magic; teachers are." - Craig R. Barrett

"I don't really love computers." - John Maeda

"I fix my grandchildren's computers." - Alan Alda

"All bayonets are bad." - W. S. Gilbert

"Bad news travels fast." - Proverbs

"Bad news flies fast." - Anne Bronte

"Bad women celebrate themselves.." - Janice Mirikitani

"Bad people are intriguing!" - Jorge Garcia

"I'm blonde and bad." - Ivana Milicevic

"My memory's bad!" - Jeremy Sumpter

"When you say "bank," a bank is a building, a set of computers and chairs and things. The bankers are the people running these banks. They're the chief officers, and they push the loans because they don't care if they go bad. For one thing, they may package these bad loans and sell them off to gullible institutional investors." - Michael Hudson

"Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst." - C S Lewis

"Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages." - Frank Pittman

"Bad taste is a species of bad morals." - Christian Nestell Bovee

"Bad decisions made with good intentions, are still bad decisions." - James C Collins

"There are no bad foods, only bad food habits." - Alton Brown

"Bad words don't exist, but words with bad intentions behind." - Roberto Fontanarrosa

"There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD." - Chris Rock

"Good talent with bad attitude equals bad talent," - Bill Walsh

"It is bad governments, not bad people, who cause revolutions." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"When the money goes bad, everything else goes bad." - Bernard von NotHaus

"Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus" - Anacharsis Cloots

"A bad facelift is like a bad toupee." - Gloria Steinem

"Great spenders are bad lenders." - Benjamin Franklin

"Every family has bad memories." - Mario Puzo

"He needed a woman. Bad." - Linda Howard

"Hunger never saw bad bread." - Benjamin Franklin

"Bad company ruins good morals." - Paul the Apostle

"Don't sell on bad news." - Walter Schloss

"Bad gains are true losses." - Benjamin Franklin

"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain

"Bad manners make a journalist." - Oscar Wilde

"America ain't three fifths bad." - Eddie Huang

"Good taste is always bad." - Poul Henningsen

"Hard cases make bad law." - Proverbs

"All middle men are bad." - Syd Barrett

"Bad guys have more fun." - David Gallagher

"Fish recognize a bad leader." - Conan Obrien

"Hurried business is bad business." - Patrick deWitt

"I have very bad posture." - Kurt Cobain

"Adventure is just bad planning." - Roald Amundsen

"I'm bad at picking heroes." - Margaret Atwood

"I'd make a bad preacher." - Dan Aykroyd

"Something will break very bad." - Marc Faber

"A jester, a bad character." - Blaise Pascal

"Heroism in a bad cause." - Karel Reisz

"Sanctions are a bad idea." - Mohamed Elbaradei

"Bad shopping habits die hard." - Tori Spelling

"Anger is a bad counselor." - Proverbs

"People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them." - Bruce Scheneier

"People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them." - Bruce Schneier

"I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!" - John Green

"A bad cause will never be supported by bad means and bad men." - Thomas Paine

"A bad cause will ever be supported by bad means and bad men." - Thomas Paine

"Farmers buy a lot of computers." - Seymour Cray

"The purpose of computers is human freedom." - Ted Nelson

"You can and must understand computers NOW." - Ted Nelson

"They have the Internet on computers now?" - Homer

"Computers don't lie, but liars can compute." - Terry Hayes

"Computers have changed the World of Chess." - Vladimir Kramnik

"You can and must understand computers now!" - Ted Nelson

"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it." - Anonymous

"Computers don't kill books; people do." - Douglas Rushkoff

"Computers double their performance every month." - Stephen Hawking

"I don't know anything about computers." - Adam Carolla

"Something else has happened with computers." - Seth Lloyd

"Computers are not accountable. People are." - George Richard Marek

"Computers have virtually replaced tape recorders." - Tony Visconti

"Living with computers gives funny ideas." - Wim Crouwel

"Computers make me totally blank out." - Dalai Lama

"Yet we didn't fix anything. Our roads are bad, our bridges are bad, our tunnels are bad, our schools are bad, our hospitals are bad." - Donald Trump

"There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too." - Karen Armstrong

"People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you're like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers." - Marc Andreessen

"The mediated world has approached us from a lot of different directions and we have freely chosen our automobiles and our skyscrapers and our televisions and our telephones and our computers because they have given us power and freedom. Now we are beginning to notice there's a price to pay for them. It's all interconnected, the good stuff and the bad stuff comes together." - Howard Rheingold

"I was working on a piece for one of the things I was dancing to and I needed to have original music. I didn't know where to begin, I'm so bad at computers, and I remembered that he actually made music. I asked Astro Raw if he'd be interested in scoring and he said yes." - Jillian Hervey

"People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you're like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers." - Marc Andreessen

"When I write a song, I always start on acoustic guitar, because that's a good test of a song, when it's really open and bare. You can often mislead yourself if you start with computers and samples and programming because you can disguise a bad song." - Martin Gore

"How did the economy produce all these amazing things that we have around us - computers and cell phones and so on? There were a bunch of ideas, and the good ones grew and prospered. And the bad ones were pretty ruthlessly weeded out." - Tim Harford

"Failure's inevitable. It happens all the time in a complex economy. And how did the economy produce all these amazing things that we have around us, computers and cell phones and so on? Well, the process was trial and error. There were a bunch of ideas, and the good ones grew and prospered, and the bad ones were pretty ruthlessly weeded out." - Tim Harford

"Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the DMV and look around, you're like, 'Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers.'" - Marc Andreessen

"Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything." - Penn Jillette

"I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do not think this is altogether a bad thing, however it may appear on the surface." - David Mamet

"That's what happens nowadays with people working on computers. They can so easily fix things with their mouse and take out all the, 'Oh, somebody coughed in the background; we need to take that out' - or somebody hit a bad note. Those are all the best moments." - Jack White

"The drugs of the future will be computers. The computers of the future will be drugs." - Terence Mckenna

"A number of people who are interested in computers in this lifetime programmed computers in Atlantis." - Frederick Lenz

"Mac people use their computers; Windows people put up with their computers" - Wil Shipley

"I don't understand computers. I don't even understand people who understand computers." - Juliana of the Netherlands

"Computers are only capable of a certain kind of randomness because computers are finite devices." - Tristan Perich

"Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers." - Anonymous

"Unfortunately, computers are?stupid.Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate." - Bruce Sterling

"I grew up before computers. Computers are changing things, not all for the good." - Graham Hawkes

"The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all." - Adam Osborne

"Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message Bad command or file name is about as informative as, If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it." - Anonymous

"A preacher who doesn't believe he's that bad will attract people who don't think they're that bad. And that's bad." - Tullian Tchividjian

"The bad guys are not typical; they are not just bad, they are interesting. They might be good or bad." - Jan De Bont

"We think abortion is a bad thing." - Kate Michelman

"Even bad men love their mamas." - Russell Crowe

"The real genres: good and bad." - Franz Grillparzer

"Different isn't bad, it's just different." - Lauren Potter

"Bad poets imitate, good poets steal." - T S Eliot

"Anticipation is a bad sleeping draught." - Letitia Elizabeth Landon

"There's no such thing as bad publicity," - P T Barnum

"It gave dirty politics a bad name." - Bob Hope

"Bad theology dishonors God and hurts people." - John Piper

"I've got soul and I'm super bad." - James Brown

"Bad spellers of the world untie!" - Adam Savage

"Break a bad habit - drop it" - Anonymous

"It's too bad that stupidity is' painful." - Anton Szandor LaVey

"Do' lick the guests, darling. Bad manners." - Patricia Briggs

"Even true believers had consciences, Too bad." - Tom Clancy

"Relax, the bad guys don't knock. (Romeo)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"bitter is a bad way to live!" - Margaret Haddix

"We must take the good with the bad; For the good when it's good, is so very good That the bad when it's bad can't be bad!" - Moliere

"There's a bad moon on the rise." - John Fogerty

"There's no thief like a bad movie." - Sam Ewing

"...if you catalogue grudges, anything looks bad." - Anne Tyler

"There's no bad publicity except an obituary." - Brendan Behan

"The real news is bad news." - Marshall Mcluhan

"Say hello...to the BAD GUY!" - Scott Hall

"No Such Thing as Bad Results" - Thomas A Edison

"Bad weather makes for good photography." - Ansel Adams

"Idleness only leads to bad deeds" - Magnus Stenbock

"Bad news is just an excuse." - Neil Young

"Everybody has bad at-bats - except McCutchen." - Kirk Gibson

"No sex is better than bad sex." - Germaine Greer

"The bad guys have all the fun!" - Richard Armitage

"The best of a bad bargain." - Samuel Pepys

"Only the bad man is alone." - Denis Diderot

"A bad workman blames his tools." - Daphne Du Maurier

"Advertising never sold a bad product twice." - Dorothy L Sayers



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