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Bad Ass Quotes


"Dude that was bad ass." - Joe Teti

"All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!" - Alicia Keys

"Sebastian, en Espanol, is a bad ass name." - Lin-Manuel Miranda

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet" - Jon Bon Jovi

"Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness." - Dwayne Johnson

"You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos." - Gabriel Iglesias

"Bad beginnings, bad endings." - Livy

"That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people." - David Ayer

"I would love to be an Avenger or Wonder Woman. Pretty much any woman who can kick ass and take names, I am down! I have also always wanted to be a sultry mermaid or a bad ass fairy." - Katrina Law

"Somtimes I regret [that debut album was titled "Bad Azz" ], because people take it the wrong way. Everybody got a bad ways, and I'm a 'Bad Ass'... whenever I'm not good, so that's what I'm talkin' about." - Lil Boosie

"We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate." - William James

"What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that." - Lilith Saintcrow

"Well, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of eagle on her ass or something." - Ozzy Osbourne

"It's easy to be a bad ass, it's easy to act like a bad ass, easy to act like a tough guy, it's easy to be a diva, and it's easy to be self absorbed. The list goes on and on but to me, I always just find it more important to be nice and kind." - Dwayne Johnson

"writing = ass + chair" - Oliver Stone

"I never have a bad night, bad day, bad moment." - Nina Hagen

"Bad moments don't make bad mommas." - Lysa TerKeurst

"Bad husbands will make bad wives." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"I'm bad at rationalisation - very bad." - Erin Oconnor

"You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed." - Rodney King

"If you touch me, I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how bad ass you really are."" - Richelle Mead

"I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll wake you up. I feel like jazz needs a big-ass slap." - Robert Glasper

"Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple" - Jimmy Buffett

"You can be feminine and strong, at the same time. You can be a bad-ass and, at the same time, have a vulnerableness when you're hysterically crying, like most of us girls." - Maria Bello

"My definition of bad-ass is that I'm a force of nature and true spirit. I'm self-admitting that, and it sounds vain to say that, but I am." - Idris Elba

"You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?" - Alonzo Bodden

"Can you imagine a 6 year old banging all day on a drum kit. I do have photos of me in my sort of princess girly bedroom with a bad-ass sparkle set." - Jill Sobule

"I was a martial artist. So, for me to be able to do all of the fights is a blast. It's so fun. It's like dancing, but more bad-ass. I really enjoy doing it." - Caity Lotz

"In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Everyone of them just wants to get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers." - Chris Kyle

"It is bad enough to be bad, but to be bad in bad taste is unpardonable." - Agnes Repplier

"All generalizations are bad." - R.H. Grenier

"Bad news travels fast." - Proverbs

"Bad women celebrate themselves.." - Janice Mirikitani

"I want to see these bad, bad, bad, bad men come to grips with their humanity." - James Ellroy

"My memory's bad!" - Jeremy Sumpter

"I'm bad at baking." - Heidi Klum

"Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!" - Michael Richards

"On the House Un-American Activities Committee: They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem." - Humphrey Bogart

"Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass." - Lyle Lovett

"There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine." - Jimmy Buffett

"Of Ickworth's boys, their father's joys, There is but one a bad one; The tenth is he, the parson's fee, And indeed he is a sad one. No love of fame, no sense of shame, And a bad heart, let me tell ye: Without, all brass; within, all ass, And the puppy's name is Felly." - Horace Walpole

"Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst." - C S Lewis

"Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages." - Frank Pittman

"Be bad, and if you can't be bad be worse." - Tobsha Learner

"Bad decisions made with good intentions, are still bad decisions." - James C Collins

"Bad words don't exist, but words with bad intentions behind." - Roberto Fontanarrosa

"It is bad governments, not bad people, who cause revolutions." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"When you do bad things, bad things happen to you." - Farrah Fawcett

"Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit." - James Allen

"Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit." - James Lane Allen

"A bad facelift is like a bad toupee." - Gloria Steinem

"There are more bad musicians than there is bad music." - Isaac Stern

"Bad leadership is an oxymoron." - Joseph C. Rost

"He needed a woman. Bad." - Linda Howard

"Sad company is bad company." - Milan Kundera

"Bad guys need love too." - Denzel Washington

"Shiny, let's be bad guys!" - Joss Whedon

"Knock your bad self out." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Hard cases make bad law." - Proverbs

"Information is bad for knowledge." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"Fish recognize a bad leader." - Conan Obrien

"Hurried business is bad business." - Patrick deWitt

"I have very bad posture." - Kurt Cobain

"Adventure is just bad planning." - Roald Amundsen

"I'm bad at picking heroes." - Margaret Atwood

"I'd make a bad preacher." - Dan Aykroyd

"I'm a really bad liar." - Daniel Craig

"Hard distinctions make bad philosophy." - John Mccarthy

"Bad company corrupts good character." - Menander

"Something will break very bad." - Marc Faber

"alone, adj. In bad company." - Ambrose Bierce

"Heroism in a bad cause." - Karel Reisz

"I'm drawn to bad romances." - Lady Gaga

"Bad shopping habits die hard." - Tori Spelling

"Coffee gives me bad breath." - Norah Jones

"I have no bad conscience." - Alois Brunner

"Bad books engender bad habits, but bad habits engender good books." - Rene Descartes

"A bad cause will ever be supported by bad means and bad men." - Thomas Paine

"But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry." - Christian Lacroix

"There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too." - Karen Armstrong

"You're just a little too hip for the room. It's not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass." - Russell Malone

"Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off." - Bob Hicok

"You could smell my ass from mars." - Joe Rogan

"Dyin' is a pain in the ass." - Frank Sinatra

"The law is an ass, an idiot." - Charles Dickens

"Methought I was enamour'd of an ass." - William Shakespeare

"The Feds can kiss my ass." - Darryl Strawberry

"A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver" - Khaled Hosseini

"Cyclists are a pain in the ass." - Rob Ford

"It's darker than a well diggers ass." - Joe Teti

"Just relax and breathe through your ass." - Lewis Black

"Now, get out there and kick ass!" - Stella Mccartney

"We be tight like frogs ass." - The Notorious Big

"You can't spell bass without ass" - Zacky Vengeance


"You shoot saltwater in your ass?" - Amy Schumer

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes." - Shaquille O'Neal

"The law is such an Ass." - Henry Glapthorne

"This little bathtub smells like ass." - Ze Frank

"A mere scholar, a mere ass." - Robert Burton

"I'm an ass-kicking fat kid." - Jack Osbourne

"Love is more powerful than kicking ass." - Jet Li

"Women have been kicking ass for centuries." - Yancy Butler

"I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see this movie, I would marry him, for sure. It's bad-ass chicks and rad dudes, who are sexy, all over the place, and there's so much cool action." - Jessica Alba

"Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass." - Eddie Murphy

"There are always tons of names on a movie of people that didn't actually do anything on that film. I feel bad for the people that busted their ass because they get the same credit as someone who did nothing. It's kind of a weird thing." - Rob Zombie

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." - Diablo Cody

"Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours jabroni." - Dwayne Johnson

"Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or because you let yourself crack up at a bad joke. So sit your ass back down and turn up the volume and act like you're a normal person." - Jodi Picoult

"The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal." - Adriana Trigiani

"I've always said that I want to play a neo-femme action star, and I kind of got to do that in this movie-of-the-week called "Wyvern," where I got to shoot a gun and be a little bad-ass, but I'd like to do that even further. I'm dorky myself. I'll play "Zelda" for 10 hours." - Tinsel Korey

"When being a stunt double, my job has always a supportive role, which is interesting, really. Part of what I really like about it is making a situation where people can just come out of their shell and be super bad-ass. That's exciting!" - Zoe Bell

"I don't do costumes, I don't do sh_t like that. I love Halloween as a concept, but do I actually go out and do things? No. Trick or treating? Pain in the ass. Hate answering the door all night long. I do love fall, which is bad because I live in Los Angeles." - Mike Mignola

"I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going to look bad in a movie, ever." This is mostly the action film dudes, like, "Nah, hell no. He ain't punchin' me! I'd whoop his ass!"" - Michelle Rodriguez

"I don't care about people kissing my ass or telling me how great I am. I don't really give a damn. I read the bad stuff a whole lot more than I read the good stuff. I read that because there are always going to be critics who are going to say how good you aren't." - Richard Sherman

"I know I was a tough, bad-ass talking fighter, but I ain't no mob figure. I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off." - Mike Tyson

"There had always been kids in school who were smart - that is, the school said they were smart, they could be shown to have been smart at some time in their lives on the school's own tests - but who did not do well in school, who got bad grades and who were a pain in the ass." - James Herndon

"You have to hide what you are and it's really stressful and very bad for your self esteem. Because it's not obvious to people that you are ill, they treat you as if you're a pain in the ass, then you beat yourself up and you are already beating yourself up as a part of mental illness." - Sinead O'Connor

"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway." - Scott Adams

"My jogging is the best thing in my life. Wake up in the morning and jog. Come to the gym and train my ass off. Be fit, make myself fit. Feel like a man. Because when you get to the ring and you start to get tired, it's very bad." - Joshua Clottey

"The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother." - Mark Twain

"Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned" - Mark Twain

"I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?" - Zach Braff

"By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated." - John Gay

"Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass." - James Caan

"An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig." - John Ray

"Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing... 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast." - John Green

"I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated." - John Gay

"I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions." - Orrin Hatch

"I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going to look bad in a movie, ever." This is mostly the action film dudes, like, "Nah, hell no. He ain't punchin' me! I'd whoop his ass!" Then you've got the activist type who bases their decisions in the development of a character on what it symbolizes to society - what the ethical code is. And then the third type is a true thespian who doesn't give a flying rat's ass what it is as long as it's deep, powerful, and painful, and they will dive in headfirst. I really respect those people." - Michelle Rodriguez

"A preacher who doesn't believe he's that bad will attract people who don't think they're that bad. And that's bad." - Tullian Tchividjian

"My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain." - Jeanne Calment

"The bad guys are not typical; they are not just bad, they are interesting. They might be good or bad." - Jan De Bont

"Bad people doing bad things is not interesting. What I find interesting is good people doing bad things." - Amy Bloom

"Bad poets imitate, good poets steal." - T S Eliot

"There is no nobility with bad manners." - Ali Ibn Abi Talib

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton Szandor LaVey

"When America doesn't act, bad things happen" - Dennis Prager

"Bad promises are better broken than kept." - Abraham Lincoln

"Bad spellers of the world untie!" - Adam Savage

"Break a bad habit - drop it" - Anonymous

"Relax, the bad guys do' knock. (Romeo)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"It's too bad that stupidity is' painful." - Anton Szandor LaVey

"Do' lick the guests, darling. Bad manners." - Patricia Briggs

"We must take the good with the bad; For the good when it's good, is so very good That the bad when it's bad can't be bad!" - Moliere

"...if you catalogue grudges, anything looks bad." - Anne Tyler

"There's no bad publicity except an obituary." - Brendan Behan



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