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"Celebritys a pain in the backside - youre always on display." - Rupert Graves

"Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside." - Laurie Halse Anderson

"This [my backside] is still very, very big." - Renee Zellweger

"Celebrity's a pain in the backside - you're always on display." - Rupert Graves

"Well, if you're talking about perfection, I'll show you the image of my backside." - Onew

"Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm" - Alan Brazil

"The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten." - William H. Whyte

"Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow." - Frank Delaney

"A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles." - Hans Wegner

"A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary." - Helmut Krone

"If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine" - David Lloyd

"When Warren Buffett says the sun shines out of somebody's backside, it's worth paying attention." - Guy Spier

"As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and - you may say - its backside." - Pippa Middleton

"My backside and my privates. I'm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it." - Robert Newton Peck

"Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside." - Ludwig Van Beethoven

"My backside and my privates. I'm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it." - Robert Newton Peck

"If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it." - Ginger McCain

"Dango, Pume, Thwither: down with Visbhume's breeches; let him hold his backside at the ready. - King Throbius" - Jack Vance

"Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on the backside." - Gioachino Rossini

"When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside." - Steve Bartlett

"I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that." - Kate Winslet

"I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor." - Chris Patten

"If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak grays of doubt and fear." - Stephenie Meyer

"I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby." - Jim Glennon

"If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside." - Jeremy Clarkson

"If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends" houses so they do' see its backside." - Jeremy Clarkson

"Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

"Every man has his moral backside too, which he doesn't expose unnecessarily but keeps covered as long as possible by the trousers of decorum." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

"My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck." - Alan Sugar

"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man." - Dick Gregory

"There is no place for arrogance or complacency in racing because you are up there one minute and on your backside the next." - Tony Mccoy

"Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum." - Georg C Lichtenberg

"Cute? You think he's cute? What's cute about him? ... Well, yes. He's got that smile, that really bad boy smile, and a great backside. On page eighty of the relationship manual, it clearly states, you cannot look at another man's backside, especially if you think it's great." - Christine Feehan

"To win the Kentucky Derby is the goal of every trainer, every hot-walker, every backside person. They may be just rubbing on a horse, or hot-walking a horse, but they wonder if they could win the Kentucky Derby." - Bob Lewis

"I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack." - Wilford Brimley

"There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation-purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have I always gone seeking it at the liar's door?" - Djuna Barnes

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse - all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic." - Bette Davis

"Right now I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do, 'cause I don't want to sit around on my backside all day. If I'm gonna do that I'll be a newspaper reporter." - Joe Paterno

"Prizes do not mean anything to me. I think it is more important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird creature like a water spider that breathes through its backside." - Hayao Miyazaki

"My artistic process involves pens, gesso, acrylic paint, and markers, all on vellum. I use a window painter's technique and paint on the backside of my image before I mess with the front." - Chelsea Martin

"An incautious congressman playfully ran his hand over Nick's shiny scalp and commented, 'It feels just like my wife's backside.' Nick instantly repeated the gesture. 'So it does,' he replied." - Nicholas Longworth

"I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Boss Dogg, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside, only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side." - Snoop Dogg

"And as for words of wisdom, the first she had heard out of him had been a fervent promise never to throw a rock at anyone again, offered after she had paddled his young backside for it." - Robert Jordan

"The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature. You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you did on the way up." - Mitch Albom

"I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too." - Jay Kay

"Writing is hard work, and fun, and requires you to keep your backside in a chair when you would sometimes like to put it elsewhere. So the only wisdom is the advice to keep at it, I guess." - Lois Lowry

"I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. And for my daughter, I want to be able to say to her, 'I love this.'" - Kate Winslet

"You never look at the backside of a mirror because when you do, it'll affect your future because you're looking at yourself backwards. No, you're looking at your inner self and you don't recognize it because you've never seen it before." - Gus Van Sant

"Ancient history has an air of antiquity. It should be more modern. It is written as if the specator should be thinking of the backside of the picture on the wall, or as if the author expected that the dead would be his readers, and wished to detail to them their own experience." - Henry David Thoreau

"At 23 it was all about acting. Today it's getting my kids to school, making sure that they've done their homework. I'm in my fifties, and I'm turning into a square. I saw a kid walk into a restaurant the other day and his belt was below his backside. I would have turned him away." - Gary Oldman

"MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it." - Michael O'Leary

"What I fear and desire most in this world is passion. I fear it because it promises to be spontaneous, out of my control, unnamed, beyond my reasonable self. I desire it because passion has color, like the landscape before me. It is not pale. It is not neutral. It reveals the backside of the heart." - Terry Tempest Williams

"Rather than argue, Amanda smiled at him. "And then what will you do while your son or daughter is in charge of your store and your companies?" "I'll spend my days and nights pleasing you," he said. "It's a challenging occupation, after all." He laughed and dodged as she went to swat his attractive backside." - Lisa Kleypas

"Mike Adams' assertion that I grabbed Chelsea's (backside) is both false and defamatory. I think we can all agree that Chelsea is not nearly as hot as Ms. Lewinski. The charges simply lack any indicia of credibility. I demand an apology. And I also demand a cigar." - William J Clinton

"I"ll make Goyle do lines, it"ll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. "I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon"s... backside." - J K Rowling

"Rather than argue, Amanda smiled at him. "And then what will you do while your son or daughter is in charge of your store and your companies?" "I"ll spend my days and nights pleasing you," he said. "It's a challenging occupation, after all." He laughed and dodged as she went to swat his attractive backside." - Lisa Kleypas

"You're not built for riding, either," Horace added. "I'd say more saddle sore than homesick." Svenal sighed ruefully, shifting his buttocks for the twentieth time to find a more comfortable spot. "It's true," he said. "I've been discovering parts of my backside I never knew existed." - John Flanagan

"Two years after my mother died, my father fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcee. He was eighty-four and she was thirty-six. She exploded into our lives like a fluffy pink grenade, churning up the murky water, bringing to the surface a sludge of sloughed-off memories, giving the family ghosts a kick up the backside." - Marina Lewycka

"The backside of heroism is often rather sad; women and servants know that. They know also that the heroism may be no less real for that. But achievement is smaller than men think. What is large is the sky, the earth, the sea, the soul." - Ursula K Le Guin

"A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and I am here to tell you that when a woman has both of those things she is not to be trusted." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. "I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon's... backside." - J K Rowling

"I like tricks; I like to dazzle. Dribbling and leaving your opponent on his backside is what life is for. If I achieve what I want to, then I'll mark a distinct era in football. I'm the Che Guevara of modern soccer." - Sergio Aguero

"My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin Delano Roosevelt's backside because he meant so much to them. This was freedom. This was something totally different from the Russia they had left." - Mike Wallace

"Even as a kid, I wore J.C. Penney plain-pocket jeans because they were plain pockets. I didn't want anybody's name on my backside. I personally don't like to wear clothing that is named for somebody or has someone's likeness all over it." - Matthew Mcconaughey

"When I did the film 'Hear My Voice' a few years ago, I disappeared fully up my own backside for a while. Because I thought my career was taking off, I became a bit of an egomaniac and a pain in the neck. I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best." - James Nesbitt

"It's funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or descending? He said without a doubt descending, because ascending you were so focused on reaching the top, you avoided mistakes. The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature," he said. "You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you did on the way up." - Mitch Albom

"Here I am not the one to throw out. No one steals my warmth and shoes because I am small. No one handles my backside. No one whinnies like sheep or goat because I drop in fear and weakness. No one screams at the sight of me. No one watches my body for how it is unseemly. With you my body is pleasure is safe is belonging. I can never not have you have me." - Toni Morrison

"I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl - in fact, the only girl in a cast of hundreds of smelly men! I, on the other hand, spent eight months with my face squashed up against someone else's backside in one sodden trench after another. And it looks as if Tom might have got the girl again [in Colditz], damn his eyes." - Damian Lewis

"I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl - in fact, the only girl in a cast of hundreds of smelly men! I, on the other hand, spent eight months with my face squashed up against someone else's backside in one sodden trench after another. And it looks as if Tom might have got the girl again [in Colditz], damn his eyes." - Damian Lewis

"You know what we pride ourselves on that - although I wouldn't mind if my backside was a little smaller. But look at the original divas... take Aretha Franklin for example - I've seen her live in the States and she was mammoth, but she had that crowd under control and they doted on every movement she made! We're not little midgets but the music industry is not about that, it's about loving the music and respecting what you do." - Kate DeAraugo

"The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore." - Roald Dahl

"It's funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or descending? He said without a doubt descending, because ascending you were so focused on reaching the top, you avoided mistakes. The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature," he said. "You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you did on the way up." - Mitch Albom

"All events are linked together in the best of possible worlds; after all, if you had not been driven from a fine castle by being kicked in the backside for love of Miss Cunegonde, if you hadn't been sent before the Inquisition, if you hadn't traveled across America on foot, if you hadn't given a good sword thrust to the baron, if you hadn't lost all your sheep from the good land of Eldorado, you wouldn't be sitting here eating candied citron and pistachios. - That is very well put, said Candide, but we must cultivate our garden." - Voltaire

"There is my father whispering in my ear, Be still still still. And yet you change everything. What was the marsh like, waiting for the storm before you came and kneeled in the water? It was nothing. Watch after you leave the water, now cold and regretful, miles from home, certain of the belt on your backside, the cold shoulder, the extra chores; watch. Watch the water heal itself of your presence-not to repair injury but to offer itself again should you care to risk another strapping [...]." - Paul Harding

"God,' she cried, 'what is love? Man seeking his own head? The human head, so rented by misery that even the teeth weigh! She couldn't tell me the truth because she had never planned it; her life was a continual accident, and how can you prepare for that? Everything we can't bear in the world, some day we find in one person, and love it all at once.... There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation-purty's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have I always gone seeking it at the liar's door?" - Djuna Barnes



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