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Back Massage Quotes


"It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world." - Gerald R Ford

"At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it." - Kristen Schaal

"One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage - it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after I've gotten rid of some knots in my shoulders and back." - Noureen Dewulf

"Acupuncturists Chiropractors Massage Therapists Dentists and more!" - Shirley Maclaine

"Speak softly, I'm getting my massage" - Theodore Roosevelt

"Sleep. It's like giving yourself a massage." - Bethenny Frankel

"Acupuncturists Chiropractors Massage Therapists Dentists and more!" - Shirley Maclaine

"I went there for a massage." - Ted Haggard

"Acupuncturists Chiropractors Massage Therapists Dentists and more!" - Shirley Maclaine

"Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor" - Robert Tisserand

"I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data"." - Ronald Coase

"Massage is the study of anatomy in braille." - Jack Meagher

"I went to a massage parlor, it was self service." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Education should be exercise; it has become massage." - Martin H Fischer

"I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep." - Zoe Listerjones

"I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep." - Zoe Lister-Jones

"I turned over, and those big hands got to work on my back. I stifled a whimper in the pillow, because Marco's idea of a massage bore no resemblance whatsoever to the relaxing spa variety. There was no lavender oil, no soothing music, no hot towels. Just an all-out assault on cramped muscles, until they cowered in surrender and turned to Jell-O." - Karen Chance

"Mimi was massaging Salander's back and neck. She had been kneading intently for 20 minutes while Salander mainly enjoyed herself and uttered an occasional groan of pleasure. A massage from Mimi was a fantastic experience, and she felt like a kitten who just wanted to purr and wave its paws around." - Steig Larsson

"Want to try it?" Dad offered, patting the arm of the chair. "Fifteen different kinds of massage. It analyzes your back muscles and makes recommendations. It also grabs and stretches the thigh and calf muscles." "No, thanks. I prefer my furniture to keep its hands to itself." - Lisa Kleypas

"I've also grown as an actor as I've got older in life. I've learnt how to go to work, immerse myself 100 per cent in the character and, at the end of the day, take it all off and go back, get a nice bubble bath, have a nice massage and realise that is not my life. And that feels good." - Halle Berry

"I count on chiropractic sessions to keep my body aligned. Standing for hours can impact my posture, and that can throw the rest of my body out of whack. Acupuncture helps me relax and release stress. I'm also very into massage to help release tension in my back, neck, and shoulders." - Giada De Laurentiis

"I limbered up just a little before entering the stadium, and even so I felt a twinge in my thigh, no doubt the fruit of my imagination. And I went back to the massage room so that my faithful Morizot could take the trouble off my muscles. This soothed me considerably and I thought I was back to a normal state until somebody summoned me to the starting line. It was like feeling a blade go through my flesh." - Jules Ladoumegue

"Nothing beats a really rough massage. I really hate a man who goes all limp when he's doing a massage. Who needs a soft massage? Just get in there and rub me hard or don't bother." - Charisma Carpenter

"A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!" - Elizabeth Jane Howard

"I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed." - Andie Macdowell

"I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me." - Stacy Keibler

"Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage." - Hippocrates

"After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads." - Robert Cheeke

"Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences." - Robert Breault

"When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage." - Eva Longoria

"We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time" - Franklin D Roosevelt

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage - you look really stressed" - Ronald Reagan

"Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today." - Thomas Jefferson

"I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could." - Jason Bateman

"Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences." - Robert Brault

"The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day." - Hippocrates

"Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones." - Vera Farmiga

"I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage." - Emilia Clarke

"I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage." - Emilia Clarke

"Find a way to get a full-body massage every day." - S Jay Olshansky

"Let's go back, back to the Beginning..." - Hilary Duff

"come back, come back to me" - Ian Mcewan

"Boards don't hit back." - Bruce Lee

"Tombstones don't talk back." - Leland Chapman

"I'll be back." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"The magic's back, folks." - Jordan Knight

"I didn't hold back." - Sarah Hughes

"I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage." - Jason Bateman

"The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage." - Josh Brolin

"Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck." - Spiro T Agnew

"Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Some days you feel like you've had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you've been trampled on." - Judy Woodruff

"There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them." - Al Michaels

" is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine."" - George Howe Colt

"Experiencing a massage therapy session is its own best advertisement for changing perceptions. A recent national consumer survey found Americans had overwhelmingly positive feelings about their massage experience. Ninety-four percent express favorable feelings. Fully 85 percent expressed very favorable feelings about their most recent massage, with 37 percent rating it a perfect ten-out-of-ten. What is striking is that there are very few detractors. Most of those who haven't yet received a massage simply haven't felt a need for it" - Bob Benson

"Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes." - Jeaniene Frost

"Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but..." - Emo Philips

"When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage." - Natalia Vodianova

"Assuming I'm home and don't have an event, I'll have a massage or I'll talk on the phone." - Donna Karan

"To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt." - Olivia Newton-John

"You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men." - Laura Schlessinger

"To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt." - Olivia Newtonjohn

"going back and forth, back and forth, getting nowhere" - Gary Soto

"Don't look back, you can never look back" - Don Henley

"Take it back, Ed. Take it all back." - Daniel Handler

"Brave hearts do not back down back off." - Sophocles

"Now, be brave and don't look back. Don't look back." - Shmi Skywalker

"Back, back, back, back... Gone!" - Chris Berman

"Kosovians can move back in." - George W Bush

"I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again...BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK." - Andrew Hussie

"I'd like my life back." - Tony Hayward

"Get back on that bike." - Sarah Dessen

"Never look back, never forget." - Jessica Day George

"The Queen Seeker was back!" - Maria V. Snyder

"We're taking back the night" - Karen Marie Moning

"I'm broke and I'm back." - John Riggins

"Congress is back in season." - Jane Ace

"Yes! The Tommo is back!" - Louis Tomlinson

"I want my money back!" - Margaret Thatcher

"I want my Canada back!" - Justin Trudeau

"I've never really looked back." - Diane Keaton

"We can never go back." - Jeff Sessions

"Back in the Saddle Again." - Gene Autry

"Welcome back, my filthy pigeons." - Craig Ferguson

"Welcome back, my naughty monkeys." - Craig Ferguson

"Welcome back, my naughty donkeys." - Craig Ferguson

"Welcome back, my naughty penguins." - Craig Ferguson

"Welcome back, my frisky badgers" - Craig Ferguson

"Real Americans don't back down." - Ted Nugent

"Win back America for God." - Katherine Harris

"There is no turning back." - Hugo Chavez

"I believe in giving back." - Laura San Giacomo

"I like to give back." - Jackie Chan

"Unix is back in vogue." - Murphy J. Foster, Jr.

"I don't like looking back." - Tommy Shaw

"I got my own back." - Maya Angelou

"I took back my life." - Etta James

"Leeds is quite laid-back." - Matthew Lewis

"I want my name back." - Richard Jewell

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments." - Robert Orben

"Cut back your spending now." - Suze Orman

"A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system." - Jean Cocteau

"The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."" - George Carlin

"Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap." - Barbara Taylor Bradford

"The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered." - Joey Skaggs

"Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"" - Zach Galifianakis

"He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?" - Jeaniene Frost

"An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me." - Padma Lakshmi

"I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants." - Kanye West

"There are, after all, approaches to be made other than the dependable routes that massage sentimental expectations and provide easy opportunities for emotional identification." - Peter Greenaway

"[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference." - Simone Elkeles

"I love kale. I bake it. I saute it. I juice it. I massage it. I want other people to join the cult-of- kale." - Misha Collins

"It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me... That was and is our only sexual contact." - Ted Haggard

"I take a massage each week. This isn't an indulgence, it's an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health." - Robin S. Sharma

"I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away." - Hedy Lamarr

"That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage." - Peter Greenaway

"Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position." - Janet Evanovich

"When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drives attachment." - Helen Fisher

"I take a massage each week. This isn't an indulgence, it's an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health." - Robin S Sharma

"I like a deep sports massage - a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I'm getting in shape for a role." - Chris Pine

"Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations." - Andrew Weil

"I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher." - A N Wilson

"I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air." - Angie Stone

"The single largest frustration in the massage field is the waste of resources and training resulting from high attrition among those who start practicing massage therapy. While some affected individuals may have made an ill-suited vocational choice and others underestimated the profession's physical demands, most appear to stumble in assembling the self-confidence and persistent salesmanship necessary to develop a professional practice" - Bob Benson

"The backpackers are back on the bandwagon like this was my comeback season back, back in the day" - Drake

"I want you to promise the Lord that, from tonight, you will not think back, look back, or act back!" - Smith Wigglesworth

"At twenty I tried to die And get back, back, back to you. I thought even the bones would do." - Sylvia Plath

"Holding back is so close to stealing." - Neil Young

"Always look ahead, but never look back." - Miles Davis

"Put it back in the horse!" - H Allen Smith

"Private flights back home, no stop-over" - Drake

"Ambition, like a torrent, never looks back." - Ben Jonson

"The way back is always shorter." - Maya Deren

"These haters can't hold me back" - Rick Ross

"The back-doore robs the house." - George Herbert

"I don't back down for anybody." - Shawn Michaels

"Scratch my back with a hack saw!" - Mike Lange

"I prefer sneaking in the back door." - Mark Gatiss

"Lean back into the arms of grace." - Cheryl Richardson

"Smile and others will smile back." - Jean Baudrillard

"What goes around comes back around." - Beyonce Knowles

"When you fight corruption, it fights back." - Nuhu Ribadu

"You can never take the violence back." - Ozzy Osbourne

"Never run back to what broke you." - Frank Ocean

"Give something back by becoming more" - Tony Robbins

"Well, back to the drawing board." - Peter Arno

"After desolation, grief brings back our humanity." - Mason Cooley

"Never turn your back on a friend." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Fame opportunely despised often comes back redoubled." - Livy

"Phenomena are constantly folded back upon themselves." - Albert Pike



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