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Baby Quotes

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"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"We're all born bald, baby." - Telly Savalas

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world." - Bristol Palin

"The Hall of Fame is forever, baby!" - Kenny Rogers

"Yoogeun's a global baby now. Golbae." - Onew

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." - Julie Delpy

"... and what good is a baby?" - Michael Faraday

"Don't mistake kindness for weakness, baby." - Albert Collins

"Baby girl, Cross is a tsunami." - Sylvia Day

"The universe is the baby of time." - Jon Jones

"I'll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"Ooh baby, I like it raw!" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

"I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?" - George Noory

"A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear." - Alan Davies

"I'm utterly indifferent to Kate Middleton's baby." - Philippa Gregory

"Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor." - Mickey Rourke

"You're so square, baby, I don't care." - Elvis Presley

"Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby." - Randy Newman

"I never could guess your weight, baby." - Bob Dylan

"My baby does the hanky panky." - Tommy James

"Having a baby can be a scream." - Joan Rivers

"My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!" - Evan Ross

"Why can't I be naked baby?!" - Randy Orton

"The baby is a different person" - Jeremy Vine

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"Nothing is more precious than your baby." - Jane Goodall

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy." - Sarah Silverman

"This is your baby. Go do it." - Condoleezza Rice

"I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" - Shaun White

"Burn rubber, not your soul, baby." - Craig Fernandez

"Come on baby Let's do the twist." - Hank Ballard

"The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring." - Bill Allred

"I let the baby drink the butter." - Bill Allred

"LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!" - Mel Brooks

"Do what you feel is right, baby." - Snoop Dogg

"Baby carrots are making me gay." - Stephen Colbert

"I was a straight-A student, baby!" - Gloria Estefan

"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." - Ernest Hemingway

"Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby." - Chuck Palahniuk

"I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby!" - Vivica A Fox

"I'll always have a baby face." - Tracey Gold

"TV is not a baby sitter." - Luis Guzman

"My body is a baby machine." - Kristin Scott Thomas

"Baby, let's cruise, let's flow, let's glide." - Smokey Robinson

"You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s." - Helen Hunt

"I think they've been baby bummers." - Suze Orman

"Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'..." - Derek Landy

"The lover as baby is a less troubling idea than the baby as lover." - Mason Cooley

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby." - Bernie Sanders

"Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No." - Cassandra Clare

"Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't." - Barbara Kingsolver

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard just to get by upon a smile." - Cat Stevens

"If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby." - Michael Jackson

"O, here's the shoe my baby wore, but, baby, where are you?" - Dudley Randall

"The energy that gets the baby in is the energy that gets the baby out." - Ina May Gaskin

"If Oprah, Steven Spielberg and Bono had a baby, I would be that baby." - Jason Russell

"Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?" - Chelsea Handler

"Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower." - June Hunt

"Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice." - Buddy Wakefield

"I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby." - Paul Wall

"Yes, Sir, that's my baby, No, Sir, don't mean 'maybe,' Yes, Sir, that's my baby now." - Gus Kahn

"I won't be waitin' any more cause I know Baby, baby I was made for you" - Zooey Deschanel

"An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change." - Sufjan Stevens

"Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky." - Bethenny Frankel

"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now." - Johnny Mercer

"If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one." - Jessamyn West

"I am so ready to be a mommy. I can't wait. I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing." - Halle Berry

"People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that." - Anna Kendrick

"China has its own Baby Boom generation. And China's baby boom generation, because of the size of China itself, is the world's largest baby boom generation." - Howard W. French

"Cry Baby wasn't necessarily a baby theme but I understand what they're saying. So like, Cry Baby is definitely a remaining character throughout all of my albums." - Melanie Martinez

"Five to one, baby One in five No one here gets out alive, now You get yours, baby I'll get mine Gonna make it, baby If we try." - Jim Morrison

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"You're never too old to take baby steps" - Capital STEEZ

"Don't be a baby about this. No tantrums." - Stephenie Meyer

"Baby Boomers becoming Republicans while Dems become outdated." - Newt Gingrich

"Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter." - J K Rowling

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." - Picabo Street

"I went from being Mario who? to Mario baby!" - Mario Van Peebles

"Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant." - Eva Mendes

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby" - Susie Bright

"Nine people can't make a baby in a month." - Fred Brooks

"You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!" - Scotty Nguyen

"I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!" - Jay-Z

"Ain't no mountain that I can't climb, baby" - Michael Jackson

"Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again." - Lauren Kate

"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless." - Tina Fey

"Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!" - James Toney

"Baby you're a firework, come on, let your colors burst!!" - Katy Perry

"Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!" - Jacqueline Wilson

"When life is too much, roll with it, baby." - Steve Winwood

"Kill an unborn baby and you still could' de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"I love you baby goodnight. There goes my life" - Kenny Chesney

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"And on their lids... The baby Sleep is pillowed." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"I"ll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Do' run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Are we all bubbles blown by a baby?" - H G Wells

"Walk tall, or baby don't walk at all." - Bruce Springsteen

"Baby steps are the royal road to skill." - Daniel Coyle

"Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?" - Sarah Rees Brennan

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" - Beck

"There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby." - Tom Waits

"What instruction the baby brings to the mother!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it." - Mel Brooks

"Baby I'm so into you I can hardly breathe." - Martina Mcbride

"Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest." - Cat Stevens

"I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years." - David Bowie

"Ahhh, I love to love you baby, ahhh." - Donna Summer

"The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby." - Tony Gubba

"Down by the river, I shot my baby dead." - Neil Young

"If I don't love you, baby, grits ain't groceries." - Little Milton

"Is this love, baby, or is this just confusion?" - Jimi Hendrix

"But not me, baby, I've got you to save me." - Tom Petty

"Having a baby is definitely a labor of love." - Joan Rivers

"Flowers are words even a baby can understand." - Quentin Crisp

"Which is bigger? A baby eagle or a giant crow?" - Rona Barrett

"Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight." - John Riggins



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