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Baby Wearing Quotes


"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant." - Eva Mendes

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant.'" - Eva Mendes

"Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?" - Kelly Clarkson

"Oh God, me." - Julie James

"It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I hate wearing suits and ties." - Rob Delaney

"I like wearing my dads sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby." - Troian Bellisario

"I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes." - Thom Yorke

"I like wearing my dad's sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby." - Troian Bellisario

"Ooh baby, I like it raw!" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

"I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" - Shaun White

"Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'..." - Derek Landy

"The trick of wearing mink is to look as though you were wearing a cloth coat. The trick of wearing a cloth coat is to look as though you are wearing mink." - Pierre Balmain

"Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby." - Victoria Moran

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby" - Susie Bright

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"Baby steps are the royal road to skill." - Daniel Coyle

"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." - Proverbs

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever." - Erica Jong

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping." - Samuel Lover

"Baby smiled, mother wailed, Earthward while the sweetling sailed; Mother smiled, baby wailed, When to earth came Viola." - Francis Thompson

"I remember wanting to do something about that enormous-faced wristwatch she was wearing - perhaps suggest that she try wearing it around her waist." - J D Salinger

"I took to wearing a black tie known as the Ascot, with long drooping ends. I had seen pictures of painters, sculptors, poets, wearing this style of tie." - Carl Sandburg

"Judgment is guilt wearing a moral mask to disguise its pain." - Deepak Chopra

"the most all-around, practical, long-wearing illusions are the ones that you weave yourself." - Peg Bracken

"It's always weird to shoot when you're really basically not wearing anything." - Lisa Edelstein

"I love wearing drag." - David Walliams

"Nothing is so wearing as the possession or abuse of liberty." - Emile M Cioran

"Instead of using technology or wearing technology constantly, we will start becoming technology," - Neil Harbisson

"The morning that my baby came They found a baby swallow dead, And saw a something hard to name Fly mothlike over baby's bed." - Ralph Hodgson

"If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!" - Jeff Foxworthy

"My mum was crazy. And her mum was crazy. And her mum's mum was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going to live the rest of my life giggling at raindrops, wearing paper slippers? When I go to dinner with friends should I not use a fork 'cause I just might snap? Hey, you guys look great. How's the baby?" - Christopher Titus

"Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you're not on a statin and baby aspirin if you're over the age of forty." - David Agus

"...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?" - Taylor Swift

"It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang." - Tom Waits

"Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird." - Sam Snead

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver." - Collett E. Woolman

"Where's your instruction manual?" I asked him. "What's the baby customer-service number?" - Lisa Kleypas

"The biggest man you're ever going to see was once a baby." - Bob Marley

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"My baby lives in shades of blue, blue eyes and jazz and attitude." - Lana Del Rey

"Oh baby you what I need but you say he's just a friend" - Biz Markie

"Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together." - Shahrukh Khan

"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child." - Tina Brown

"What is love ... Oh baby, don't hurt me ... Don't hurt me no more." - Haddaway

"There are two victims in every abortion: a dead baby and a dead conscience." - Mother Teresa

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"One can no more think like a baby than one can think like a bee." - Lewis Padgett

"Our love is a strong love, baby. We give it all And still receive." - Paul Williams (songwriter)

"[A nurse excusing her illegitimate baby:] If you please, ma'am, it was a very little one." - Frederick Marryat

"You must have been a beautiful baby, You must have been a beautiful child." - Johnny Mercer

"Come on, baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire." - Jim Morrison

"Gimme a whiskey-ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby." - Eugene O'Neill

"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." - Kin Hubbard

"I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby." - Vanessa Hudgens

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down." - Mitch Hedberg

"I became a fashion designer by accident. I loved to make portrait drawings when I was a teenager, and from that came the interest in what people were wearing and why they were wearing it." - Ann Demeulemeester

"Thorkell Mylrea had waited long for a dead man's shoes, but he was wearing them at length." - Hall Caine

"A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy." - Kingsley Amis

"I'm not wearing any underwear!!!" - Maddie Ziegler

"I love wearing the uniform." - Trieste Kelly Dunn

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." - Bob Rubin

"I shouldn't even be wearing a tutu. I don't have the right legs, my muscles are too big." - Misty Copeland

"Nobody cares about your wardrobe, what your tie looks like, or even if you're wearing one, and I don't." - Bob Edwards

"I love dressing up for events; to me it's almost like wearing a costume for the evening." - Tamsin Egerton

"When I dress up for events, I prefer Marc Jacobs and Dior. But I dream about wearing Chanel one day." - Lucy Hale

"My friend made me a leather dress for the MTV awards. It gives you confidence, wearing something you love." - Cat Deeley

"I'm not girly girly enough to care how I look on TV, or if I'm wearing the correct make up." - Majandra Delfino

"Meeting the True Guru, hunger departs, hunger does not depart by wearing the robes of a beggar." - Guru Gobind Singh

"Don't kid yourself; the guy who's onstage in ripped-up jeans is wearing as much a costume as I am." - Paul Stanley

"A dandy is a clothes-wearing man-a man whose trade, office, and existence consist in the wearing of clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, person and purse is heroically consecrated to this one object-the wearing of clothes, wisely and well; so that, as others dress to live, he lives to dress." - Thomas Carlyle

"I`ve got a black woolen hat and it`s got Pervert written across the front of it. It`s the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn`t think. I just put my hat on Clara`s head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn`t figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old baby`s wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, `There`s Satan! There`s Satan out with his kid!` And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there." - Ewan Mcgregor

"Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't believe the frilly shirt that I'm in, and Mac's wearing a sailor suit and playing a toy piano. That's a perfect example of a good prank, where we have three hundred people literally laughing in our faces, three hundred kids at every assembly. And it feels really good. It's really fun." - Jory John

"'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy." - Beyonce Knowles

"Rockabye Baby, in the treetop Dont you know a treetop is no safe place to rock? And who put you up there, and your cradle too? Baby, I think someone down here has got it in for you!" - Shel Silverstein

"The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida." - Dave Barry

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"The best gardener is a baby killer. Baby insects are much easier to kill than adults, and haven't yet developed the big mouths and voracious appetite of the adolescent." - Janet Macunovich

"Hush-a-bye, baby, on the tree top, When the wind blows the cradle will rock; When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, Down will come baby, cradle, and all." - Nursery Rhymes

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]" - Mo Johnston

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him!" - Orlando Bloom

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"The typical fund company services 401k plan participants in the same way that Baby Face Nelson serviced banks." - William J. Bernstein

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad." - Charlie Sheen

"I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one" - Candice Bergen

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"Liberty plucks justice by the nose; The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart Goes all decorum." - William Shakespeare

"Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods." - Tupac Shakur

"I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby." - Henny Youngman

"Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby..." - Shahrukh Khan

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"That has been the same [my opinion on deportation], correct. But, again, you have to start with baby steps." - Donald Trump

"Prayer sometimes dulls the hunger of the pauper, like a mother's finger thrust into the mouth of her starving baby." - Isaac Leib Peretz

"We're old souls in a new life baby. They gave us a new life To live and learn." - Paul Williams (songwriter)

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop, But if, baby, I'm the bottom You're the top!" - Cole Porter

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"We're all born bald, baby." - Telly Savalas

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces. The mother takes the baby in her arms and asks her, "Who are you, my little one?" And in response, this baby, who is Liz and not Liz at the same time, laughs." - Gabrielle Zevin

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"in mad people fear goes on constantly, night and day, wearing one ditch in the mind that all thoughts must travel in." - Josephine Winslow Johnson

"I only notice the clothes I'm wearing." - Linda Ronstadt

"I had to face within myself all the things I didn't do and wasn't while I was wearing my own crown." - Frank Langella

"You look good wearing my future." - Eric Stoltz

"She's not afraid. She's wearing a dentata." - Neal Stephenson

"All societies end up wearing masks." - Jean Baudrillard

"Friends, in my experience, are like ladies' fashions. They come and go with the seasons, and are rarely of such stout stuff as bears repeated wearing." - Francine Mathews

"You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?" - Prince Philip

"Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers." - Louise Rennison

"I'm not wearing a golden sombrero." - Charlie Sheen

"I'd hate wearing suits every day." - Patrick Stump

"Max Bialystock: I'm wearing a cardboard belt!" - Mel Brooks

"As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking." - Jenny Eclair

"My style is schizophrenic! One minute I'll be wearing bright girly dresses, and the next I'll be swinging towards more structured masculine things." - Tamsin Egerton

"I love wearing men's clothing and underwear." - Zoe Saldana

"Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne." - Quentin Crisp

"My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that." - Adam Sandler

"Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?" - Yves Saint Laurent

"I really miss wearing costumes and makeup." - Brendon Urie

"I don't wear makeup on the court, but I always wear sunblock. I love getting done up and wearing makeup away from the court though!" - Sloane Stephens

"We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt." - Lev L. Spiro

"a man who had fallen among thieves lay by the roadside on his back dressed in fifteenthrate ideas wearing a round jeer for a hat" - E E Cummings

"The drab brown front of the house made it look as if it had been built from rusty spare parts. Someone always put lace curtains in the windows of dreary houses, and Nick was unsurprised to see the curtains making their attempts in every window of this place. There was a china garden gnome on the doorstep, wearing a desperate, crazy smile. "It's not so bad," Alan said. "You never take me nice places anymore, baby." said Nick, and was mildly gratified by Alan's ring of laughter, like a living bell that had been caught by surprise when it was struck." - Sarah Rees Brennan

"I think it really takes about 15-20 selfies that someone takes on their phone before they post the right one. There was this selfie that I took where I was wearing a white bathing suit, and it was after I had the baby, and it was a sexy pic. It took about 15 pictures to get the one that I posted. So you'll see all the ones that didn't make it. And you'll see all my selfies from the past years, including my first-ever selfie when I was four years old." - Kim Kardashian

"Actually, on a slightly more serious but kind of parallel level, I remember being on Loveline before both hosts ascended into loftier places in the culture. But I remember being shocked by Dr. Drew. He went into this extended monologue about how anyone with a baby voice is probably the victim of child abuse or has some daddy issue. As an intellectually curious person, all I could think is that there isn't any clinical evidence about that. But to be the guy wearing the doctor's hat on the radio and teaching everybody about this? It just seemed like a parody of good advice." - John Flansburgh

"When Mrs. Frederick C. Little's second son was born, everybody noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse. The truth of the matter was, the baby looked very much like a mouse in every way. He was only two inches high; and he had a mouse's sharp nose, a mouse's tail, a mouse's whiskers, and the pleasant, shy manner of a mouse. Before he was many days old he was not only looking like a mouse but acting like one, too-wearing a gray hat and carrying a small cane." - E B White

"I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world." - Bristol Palin

"The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her." - Jeff Lindsay

"I like the concept of wearing in instead of wearing out." - Bill Moggridge


"If you're wearing it to 'da club, you shouldn't be wearing it to 'da office." - Clinton Kelly

"I want to be different. If everyone is wearing black, I want to be wearing red." - Maria Sharapova

"Wearing a hat is fun; people have a good time when they're wearing a hat." - Philip Treacy

"Feelings of love and gratitude arise directly and spontaneously in the baby in response to the love and care of his mother." - Melanie Klein

"I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!" - Lisa Lampanelli

"I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby." - Kate Beckinsale

"I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement." - Tina Fey

"Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month." - Wernher Von Braun

"I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home?" - Roch Voisine



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