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Baby Toys Quotes

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"Waves are toys from God." - Clay Marzo

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Joan Rivers

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others." - Tris Speaker

"Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interested - for a while at least. The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day." - Emma Goldman

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I was given baby doll toys myself, and they proved a stark reminder that my life was expected to revolve around childbearing - just as my mom's had before me, and her mom's had before her." - Beth Ditto

"90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves" - Sean Lock

"I collect toys." - Mika

"Most baby books also tend to romanticize the mother who stays at home, as if she really spends her entire day doing nothing but beaming at the baby and whipping up educational toys from pieces of string, rather than balancing cooing time with laundry, cleaning, shopping and cooking." - Susan Chira

"The science can tell you that the thousands of pseudo-scientific parenting books out there - not to mention the 'Baby Einstein' DVDs and the flash cards and the brain-boosting toys - won't do a thing to make your baby smarter. That's largely because babies are already as smart as they can be; smarter than we are in some ways." - Alison Gopnik

"The Hall of Fame is forever, baby!" - Kenny Rogers

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." - Julie Delpy

"Don't mistake kindness for weakness, baby." - Albert Collins

"The universe is the baby of time." - Jon Jones

"I'll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?" - George Noory

"Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby." - Randy Newman

"Having a baby can be a scream." - Joan Rivers

"My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!" - Evan Ross

"Why can't I be naked baby?!" - Randy Orton

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"Nothing is more precious than your baby." - Jane Goodall

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy." - Sarah Silverman

"This is your baby. Go do it." - Condoleezza Rice

"Come on baby Let's do the twist." - Hank Ballard

"LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!" - Mel Brooks

"Baby carrots are making me gay." - Stephen Colbert

"I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby!" - Vivica A Fox

"My body is a baby machine." - Kristin Scott Thomas

"Baby, let's cruise, let's flow, let's glide." - Smokey Robinson

"Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'..." - Derek Landy

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't." - Barbara Kingsolver

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby." - Michael Jackson

"Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?" - Chelsea Handler

"Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower." - June Hunt

"Yes, Sir, that's my baby, No, Sir, don't mean 'maybe,' Yes, Sir, that's my baby now." - Gus Kahn

"I won't be waitin' any more cause I know Baby, baby I was made for you" - Zooey Deschanel

"An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change." - Sufjan Stevens

"Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky." - Bethenny Frankel

"If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one." - Jessamyn West

"Men deal with life as children with their play, Who first misuse, then cast their toys away." - William Cowper

"As far as we are concerned, we are not the toys of any country, including the United States." - Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

"Men are ruled by toys." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Analogies are figures intended to serve as fatal weapons if they succeed, and as innocent toys if they fail." - Henry Adams

"The happiest moments of my childhood were when my toys broke, because then I could destroy them with impunity." - Andrew Stanton

"I think I would want to make toys. Maybe it's that thing about trying to be a kid forever." - Sebastian Stan

"I have gone above and beyond to care for my child, including an agreed upon monthly stipend, a house, a car, insurance, school and other essentials for the baby and his mother as well as many other things, including toys and clothing." - Robinson Cano

"Robotic toys can be very interesting, but it is important that the toy not 'dictate' how the child should play with it. Rather, it should take its cues from the child and enhance, teach, and enrich the play experience. We incorporated some of these features into a robotic baby doll we built for Hasbro in 1999." - Colin Angle

"You get to relive your childhood when you have a baby and you see these toys and these books you read when you were little - the innocence that you are able to maintain because you have to find that again in order to connect with your child keeps you in a special state of mind." - Idina Menzel

"People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that." - Anna Kendrick

"China has its own Baby Boom generation. And China's baby boom generation, because of the size of China itself, is the world's largest baby boom generation." - Howard W. French

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter." - J K Rowling

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby" - Susie Bright

"I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!" - Jay-Z

"Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!" - Jacqueline Wilson

"When life is too much, roll with it, baby." - Steve Winwood

"Kill an unborn baby and you still could' de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"I love you baby goodnight. There goes my life" - Kenny Chesney

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"I"ll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Do' run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Walk tall, or baby don't walk at all." - Bruce Springsteen

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" - Beck

"What instruction the baby brings to the mother!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it." - Mel Brooks

"Baby I'm so into you I can hardly breathe." - Martina Mcbride

"Ahhh, I love to love you baby, ahhh." - Donna Summer

"Having a baby is definitely a labor of love." - Joan Rivers

"It's a love story, baby, just say, Yes." - Taylor Swift

"Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus" - Louise Rennison

"Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now!" - Annette Bening

"I'm loving the idea of having a baby" - Sabrina

"Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment." - Chelsea Handler

"Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals." - Ted Nugent

"I was raised as a red diaper baby." - Murray Bookchin

"I'm such a baby if I even get a flu." - George Saunders

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing." - John Krasinski

"I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk." - Cary Grant

"I woke up this morning, My baby was gone." - B B King

"The cradle is rocked but the baby is pinched." - Proverbs

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever." - Erica Jong

"I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran" - Ilona Andrews

"Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby." - Bill Parcells

"Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"Baby get ready, get set, please don't go." - Billy Ray Cyrus

"Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.." - Karen Joy Fowler

"Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke" - Rachel Cohn

"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage." - Elizabeth Taylor

"Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing." - Liu Yang

"My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing." - Stephen Colletti

"I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person." - Rachel Dratch

"Our baby is safe, and it's just a house." - Jennifer Dunn

"I've had a baby. I've had an abortion." - Jemima Kirke

"The baby boom is about to become a patient boom." - Dalton Mcguinty

"Baby, I'm yours until two and two is three." - Barbara Lewis

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else." - Peter O'Toole

"I do not believe having a baby is punishment." - Allen West

"I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor." - Lady Gaga

"My next baby will be my new record." - Lady Gaga

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby." - Picabo Street

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby." - Susie Bright

"The job of the baby is to learn." - Elizabeth Spelke

"Baby, everything is alright, uptight, out of sight." - Stevie Wonder

"I went from being 'Mario who?' to 'Mario baby!" - Mario Van Peebles

"Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!" - Rob Kardashian

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." - Anonymous

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s." - Jane Kaczmarek

"I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama." - Eric Church

"I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life." - Roberto Cavalli

"Welcome to the island of misfit toys" - Stephen Chbosky

"There are toys for all ages." - Proverbs

"No toys in the fish tank" - Cynthia Lord

"When I am grown to man's estate I shall be very proud and great. And tell the other girls and boys Not to meddle with my toys." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end." - Henry David Thoreau

"Guys never really get over their toys." - Michael Keaton

"Paul Klee seems to handle colors and dreams as if they both came out of a box of children's toys. He plays and dreams with whatever he finds." - Jean Helion

"Firemen have the coolest toys ever!" - Adam Savage

"I like that I make toys." - Kim Swift

"I never played with anything like toys." - Karl Lagerfeld

"People used to play with toys. Now the toys play with them." - Idries Shah

"One baby is a patient baby, and waits indefinitely until its mother is ready to feed it. The other baby is an impatient baby and cries lustily, screams and kicks and makes everybody unpleasant until it is fed. Well, we know perfectly well which baby is attended to first. That is the whole history of politics." - Emmeline Pankhurst

"I love so much you see, you're even in my dreams I can hear baby, I can hear you calling me I'm so in love with you, all I ever want to do is Thank you baby, thank you baby.." - Alton Ellis

"If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him and says, Catch up." - Uma Thurman

"If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby." - Donald Trump

"I'll tell you a secret I don't even know. Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me That I can't see." - Aimee Mann

"I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. In the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby. Imagine how her trainers must have thrilled when the mother, without prompting, began to sign her newborn. Baby, drink milk. Baby, play ball. And when the baby died, the mother stood over the body, her wrinkled hands moving with animal grace, forming again and again the words: Baby, come hug, Baby come hug, fluent now in the language of grief." - Amy Hempel

"But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her." - Drake

"Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it." - Cindy Margolis



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